( DEVICE CLICKING )
( DEVICE CLICKING )
( DEVICE CLICKING )
Oh, no, no, no, no!
( CLICKING CONTINUES )
Quit it dawg--
Yo, who the fuck put this on my foot, alright?
Are you prankin' my foot?
No, what do you what the f-- dawg, I got one too, alright?
This is some of your shit, dawg.
Of course I could pull off some shit like this...
but I'll tell you right now I did not.
I mean, I don't-- I don't think it's that bad.
A lot of my male followers have been asking me to show feet.
Um, so...
What the fuck?
All feet aside, this is a real fuckin' problem.
Alright?
Hey, Dawg, you're tellin' me dawg.
I got two of these shits now, dude.
That's two.
Why do you have another one?
Dawg, it's a long story, alright?
But I'm not allowed within 1,000 feet of Ellen DeGeneres anymore.
( KNOCK ON DOOR )
I'll take care of this. Don't you worry, guys.
I just think if you start posting feet pics, maybe uhh...
maybe your followers would go up.
Alright, I'll think about it.
Good morning, everyone! How's it goin'?
Just who I wanted to see!
I got a new friend here.
Caroline, Dronez. Dronez, Caroline.
You guys know each other? Maybe meet--
Hi, I'm actually-- my name's Matt.
Oh, I know who you are. I love your music.
Oh, wow, thank you, thanks for listening. I appreciate it.
Okay, I'm just gonna go.
I recognize-- hold on a second.
Hold on, there's a moment being created right now.
Just a second.
Uh, I recognize you from the internet actually.
I've seen a couple of your videos... stumbled across 'em.
Well I should hope you recognize me since we follow each other.
I know, yeah, that Venmo friend request I sent was just for fun.
I thought it'd be fun if we were friends on Venmo, too.
No, I loved it.
Good, good, good, good.
Those emojis were spot on.
I love this!
You guys should collab sometime!
Oh. You know.... that's a great idea, Skyy!
Yeah.
That's fuckin' brilliant!
I'm gonna do a quick collab with my shower...
on the inside of the house that I'm gonna go to now.
Hold-- hold on. Did you even introduce yourself yet?
I actually brought her back here.
She was a little drunk so--
Oh, what'd I miss out on last night?
It was absolutely nothing. It was a Zack Jake rager.
I was there.
Oh, Zack?
Zack should come over as well and he should be in the collab.
Um...
he really wouldn't like that.
In fact, he definitely won't do it.
Totally! You should bring him over.
I don't know, it sounds like too many cooks in the kitchen...
creatively speaking.
And....
I-I don't know about that.
Okay! What do I have to do to get out of this moment?
Well, hold on, hold on, before you go inside, Molly, gift.
Yeah?
Yay.
That's nice.
What are you--
Yeah. Gifts are great, right?
[DRONEZ] I love gifts, too.
What is it?
It's a VIP bracelet?
Yeah.
With a--
okay, chill.
Should probably get goin'. We're doin' a prank over at the house.
Well, if you're not comin' inside, you should go.
Yeah.
It was good to see you and officially meet you in person.
It's really a pleasure.
It's good to see you guys. I'll see you around, I guess.
Have you ever been skydiving?
No, I've never gone.
Alright, well, if you're not coming in the house ya gotta go!
Remember, keep it chill, Premium Ice.
Cool.
Keep it Premium.
Ay, what's up, fam? How's it goin'?
The fuck is up with these house arrest bracelets, Skyy?
Seriously, man, what the hell are these, dude?
It's a-- it's a present we got ya,
it's a--
a BitFit.
It, uh, tracks your heart rate and everything.
Also, can probably get you into Coachella...
or whatever music festival you want to go to.
I love that idea, love where you're going with that...
I was wondering if I could wear it as a choker instead?
Uh, can we put it around her neck?
Uh, no, she'll die.
Okay, let's keep it on that leg.
Dawg, I know an ankle bracelet when I see it, alright?
I have two, alright?
Uh, actually i'm sorry but,
if this is a whole branding thing and uh, why do I have one?
Uh...
This is fuckin' bullshit.
I got shocked, fell down just like Kobe.
I never have panic attacks but I'm about to have one, okay?
( ALL RAMBLING )
I'm scared.
I'm scared and I don't like how everybody's being mean...
and I-I wanna feel nice and not mean,
so I'm leaving.
( DEVICE BEEPING )
Hey, hold on, what the fuck is that noise?
What the fuck is--
Come back in, come back in. What the fuck is that?
Wait, go back out.
Go back outside. Go back out.
Turn it off.
What are you doing? I'm trying.
I don't know. It's an iPad.
We're all hearing this, right? You hear this?
Come back inside. I hear this.
Molly, iPad now!
Yeah, it beeps and I don't like these fuckin' beeps.
I don't have Apple Care so...
Beeping, no longer a problem.
Yeah, today's not about ankle bracelets, okay?
It's about your social media numbers.
They're bad...
very, very bad.
But that's why I brought my friend...
Molly, can you go grab him?
[KEEBAN] It says it's connected, but my song's not playing.
Okay, well I'm trying.
( MUSIC PLAYING )
Okay! And here we have the most famous Vine director...
in the world, Keeban Tootsie!
Hey, party people! Okay!
Yes, yes! Here we go!
Alright,
who's ready to get creative?
Sorry.
Okay, guys. Thank you, so--
Wait... it's... alright...
not stopping.
Oh.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Alright, thank you.
I'm Keeban Tootsie and I'm a world famous Vine director...
and now I'm here to get your views up, right?
We're gonna be churnin' out those videos.
There you go! You got it!
Stop, stop, stop.
We're gonna be churnin'.
Sorry, isn't Vine dead?
The app may be dead, but all of us from the Vine industry...
have gone on to
and
other apps.
Okay?
Now I like to stick to the six second model,
'cuz I'm a purist.
Six seconds, dude?
You can't get any character arc or development in that.
Skyy, what are we doin'?
Yeah...
Yo, yo, yo, dude, dude, dude, dude, dude.
Can I can I slide in for one sec?
Skyy.
These little skits
have gotten me combined
300 trillion views, okay?
Shit, that's a lot of views.
I've directed 900 of these videos.
So that's like maybe, like 45 minutes or somethin'?
Alright, perfect guys.
Well you're in good hands and uh, make sure you keep...
churnin' out that content, as you were sayin'.
Dawg.
Cody, don't do that, Cody.
Please stop doing that. Please. You're ruining it all.
What the fuck was that?
Hm? Hm?
Yeah, what'd you just get hit in the eye with?
Butter.
Boy butter.
Ooh.
So today Skyy decided to bring in a Vine director...
which is one of the horse shittiest ideas I've ever heard.
Alright, this man Keeban does not know...
what the fuck he's talkin' about.
I'm an international musician.
I don't do skits.
Alright, let's shoot of some ideas.
Okay, well I've always had this idea it's sort of like...
an expectation versus reality scenario where I get all...
my girls together and we're all in bikinis and/or naked...
and we'll just blur it in one side and then...
on the other side, we just put on a pair of glasses...
and we're like "Oh, we're nerds."
Are your friends hot?
They're so hot!
Then it'll work!
It's really funny when a hot girl does an ugly face.
Like this?
And just holds it, right?
Okay, so what about one where it's like...
C'mon.
...when the Bae is pizza.
Ohhhh. Yeeah.
You got somethin'?
You got like a dude who's getting' a text from like Bae...
and like he's gonna respond, but then he puts his phone down.
We like reveal that Bae is behind him with like a Glock...
Nine to the back of his head and then just pulls the trigger...
and just blood spatters everywhere.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, because Baes are always like...
"why didn't you text me back right away?"
Exactly.
I know you're holding your phone all the time.
Baes are like that though.
Yeah, that's awesome.
I didn't know you guys'd be this good at this.
This is great.
Today's gonna be a bunch of bullshit,
but Dose came to play.
And we're smiling...
and
roll...
and
action.
Huuuuh?
Cut...
um...
What?
Your Bae is gone for just a little bit and you notice that..
his phone's there, so you have to grab it faster.
Can you do that?
That's what I did.
No, I'm watching and that's not what you did.
You're doing great, by the way.
This isn't the first project I've been on...
where I've had to pick up the slack.
Case in point.
Action.
Huh?
Bae,
is that my phone?
This uh-- this isn't working for me.
Alright, cut, cut, cut it.
Keebler, Keebler. Oh my God.
What's wrong? What's wrong?
I mean, what's my motivation? How long have we been dating?
Or have we had sex yet? Are we intimate with each other?
Like what's goin' on here between us?
You've been dating for a year.
One year, okay.
You've had a lot of sex.
Dronez is acting like a fucking lunatic...
and it's literally hilarious.
When I commit, I fucking commit. That's Dronez.
And action.
Bae, is that my phone?
What?!
Ahh.
Do I have a line?
I don't know....
What the fuck am I doing here, dude?
What is he doing here?
Alright. You're the tag?
What's that mean?
You're the one who's gonna relate to him...
being like, "This ain't my problem."
I have no lines up until the very end?
Okay, um, why don't you let me know what you think about this..
when you wake up tomorrow morning...
with 100,000 more followers?
You understand what I'm sayin'?
Alright, dawg.
I would never say this out loud...
but the vine is actually pretty good.
Bae, is that my phone?
No!
Oh!
People think the main character...
the protagonist, has all the power.
The supporting character has the power.
Cut to the supporting character, you could finally laugh.
Yes!
Oh my-- dude, that ending.
Dude.
It was crazy cause I looked cute even when I was being goofy.
That's important.
Wow. Congrats you guys!
Like I went into this not being like proud of it...
but I'm really proud of the work we did.
Sorry, guys, I gotta take this.
So real.
Dude, way to shoot that.
It did!
[DOSE] Honestly, that honestly looks great.
Hey! Zack, baby, what's up?
Hold up, hold up, hold up.
Look at this.
What? No, no, no.
No, I'm not-- I'm not with them with them.
I'm just-- I'm just collaborating.
Don't say that.
Don't. Please.
Zack, don't. Zack?
Hey, you guys, um... it was really fun today.
It was uh great job.
Made some great content.
Uh, just remember to post it and tag me, alright?
I just, I got-- I gotta go.
Wait, what?
Where are you going?
Was that Zack Jake?
Where you goin', dude?
Actually, maybe it's best you don't tag me.
I thought we had somethin'.
Don't leave.
[KEEBAN] I gotta go.
[AUTOMATED VOICE] Door open.
I sold this house.
He was the fuckin' realtor!
I fuckin' knew it, dude! And the butler!
Holy fucking shit!
Today was great.
Not really.
Hey, uh maybe tonight's the night I uh get to sleep...
in the the corner of the bed?
Dawg, absolutely never.
Hey I had so much fun making those videos today.
Did you have fun?
More than I expected...
but less than I would generally consider to be fun.
Oh, and Dose, if I had to live with anybody in the house...
it would be you.
Take that back.
Goodnight, Dose.
This is awesome.
We woke up to our phones absolutely blowing up.
Let's be real, we wouldn't all be here if it weren't for me...
being the thumbnail of the video.
I am the success story.
Ay dawg, I'm puttin' this on the record, Dose now does skits.
I think it was just crazy how relatable it was...
like that's what we're all here doing.
That's what we're all craving.
That's what we're all thriving for, to relate to those young...
10 to 16-year-olds in the digital space.
What up, Zackers, it's your boy Zack Jake, you already know.
So these guys moved in next door...
and they are jacking my shit... which ain't cool, okay?
What the fuck?
Is that us?
They steal one of my directors and think they can just make...
the same shit? Well, that's not gonna work.
The fuck is he talking about?
That wasn't really true.
I'm asking for your support, I'm asking for your love...
and I'm asking for you to dab on them haters.
Yo, please come dab on me, dawg. Please come dab on me, dude.
That's the best way to get back at the haters.
So bottom line is, I'm takin' these clowns down.
And we got some new merch comin' out, so peep the bio!
Kinda worried about this Zack Jake child...
comin' into our territory.
I should've secured the perimeter.
Worried about Caroline, too, man. He better not mess....
Oh my God.
I'm so sorry to interrupt.
Did you just say Caroline again?
Yes, I said her name.
You're obsessed with her.
You love her.
Please-- would you please leave the room for a minute?
You fucking love her, dude.
You shouldn't be in here right now.
That is so,
so sad for you.
So off limits that you're in here right now.
( DEVICE CLICKING )
Agh!
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