Welcome to Joey Drew Studios, ladies and gentlemen: the finest animation firm turned museum this
side of… somewhere.
But let's not waste time on the particulars.
They say the devil's in the details, but "they" don't know what they're talking
about.
We know for a fact that the devil's right here in our halls, and we'd love for you
to meet him!
Our goal today is to encourage you to book a tour at our undisclosed location, and help
us convince our corporate stakeholders that we can still earn revenue in spite of public
outcries to shut us down.
So sit back, relax, and get ready to be sold on Joey Drew Studios' Drawmatic Tour!
Now the first thing you'll notice when you set foot in our museum is its rustic, inclusive atmosphere.
Every inch of this place is built with wood and drywall reminiscent of a poor man's
cottage, and the lousy ventilation courtesy of its windowless design gives the facility
a real musky fragrance.
Truly, our establishment is the very definition of dank!
If the scent isn't to your satisfaction, though, we have plenty of distractions to
dampen your sorrows.
Check out this projector, for instance.
We're sure you'll agree it's a reel beauty, and we have plenty of highgrade equipment
like it sprinkled throughout the studio that we're sure you'll appreciate!
Uh…
If you're wondering why it's casting nothing but light, that's just because we like to
present blank canvases for our patrons to project their own creative visions.
We certainly didn't forget to set a film in there.
*ahem* Here's something that's sure to impress, pal: state-of-the-art desks used
by genuine animators during the studio's glory days.
This is the very spot where someone sat for hours a day, and now you can do the same.
Isn't that exciting?
You'll notice as you explore the facility that some of our rooms are blocked off, but
rest assured: not only is everything fine, but there's no shortage of sights to see elsewhere!
Just board our elevator and you'll be free to explore our many, intuitively-labelled floors.
Oh, uh… that's right, ladies and gentlemen: when you're here with us, your dreams can
absolutely come true!
And as you can see, we've spared no expense preserving the integrity of this facility.
Every leaky pipe has been painstakingly maintained to keep a consistent stream.
Does this lead us to spending thousands of dollars a month on ink alone?
Oh, it sure does, but we want to make sure our patrons have the opportunity to indulge
in an authentic experience, and that means wasting well over our budget for frivolous
details you won't think twice about.
Now, you might be asking yourself, how do we offset the costs?
Well, I'll tell you, pal, we've worked out the perfect payment package.
First and foremost, admission is free.
Yeah, you heard that right: you can shuffle through our doors for nothing more than a
downpayment of your time and energy.
After the first sixty-minutes, though, we start charging a reasonable rate of seventeen
dollars an hour.
But how do we entice you to stay inside and rack up a bill that'll keep us in business?
Well, poor plumbing isn't the only element of this old studio we preserved over the decades.
We made sure the exit is just as unreliable as ever.
Try as you might, years of rust and neglect have ensured safe passage is a one-way deal.
Once you're inside and signed up for our Drawmatic Tour, leaving becomes half the fun!
That's what we call real stakes, ladies and gentlemen.
Nothing builds tension like impending debt!
But if you're feeling cheated or famished, we can wash away your disappointment with
a flood of our most popular product from the early thirties: Bendy-brand bacon soup.
And you'll no doubt be pleased to hear we have all the free samples your stomach can handle!
We're pretty sure they're expired since their labels are all worn down, but our inventory
is through the roof, and like our lawyers always say, you can't prove anything if
you don't have it in writing!
Another free thing we're pushing is labour.
Your labour!
See, our museum is fueled through the power of puzzles, so we encourage our guests to
go hunt for objects and provide energy for us.
We've poured so much of our resources into maintaining those faulty pipes, so we've
had no other choice but to make participation mandatory.
It'll be a great time, though, we promise.
You'll have a blast tracking down trinkets like the janitor's old wrench, a rusty gear
and plenty more!
You can even punch in your hours like you're at a real job.
How many tours simulate the banalities of life like that?
Not many, I bet!
I'm telling you, pal, what we have here is a real fun, family-friendly environment
--- nooope, not down there.
Some corners are best left unchecked, that's what we always say.
Well, we'll treat this as a teachable moment.
Wherever you wander in our museum, just be sure to watch your step.
You never know what mysteries could lie before you!
Heck, now that we're on the subject, we might as well warn you about the floorboards:
if you're not careful, you can slip right through them.
Doing so actually exposes one of our facility's greatest secrets, but we're willing to share
if it'll help entice you into taking the tour.
Are you ready? Okay.
Every inch of this place has been renovated with two-way mirrors.
Incredible, right?
It's uh... by design!
Wander around long enough and you might even see Bendy creeping about back there, too.
That's right, ladies and gentlemen.
That greasy devil isn't just in the halls: he's in our walls!
And he's always watching to make sure you're having the time of your life here at Joey Drew Studios!
If that makes you a bit uncomfortable, though, don't you worry.
There's going to be folks watching you from outside the walls, too!
Oh, and speak of the devil, it looks like Bendy's making an appearance.
Take note, pal: if you see the walls dripping in a most ominous fashion, make a break for
it and barricade yourself inside one of our museum's many Little Miracle stations.
So long as you're not out in the open, Bendy will slink back into the shadows from whence
he came and leave you to your own devices.
He means you no harm if he's monitoring you through cardboard cutouts, but he's
not so friendly in the flesh!
Let me tell you, though, pal, discomfort and a foreboding sense of danger is what you want
from our tour.
We can't guarantee trivial things like happiness or fulfillment, but we can promise you a delicious
taste of terror.
You might even feel a little buyer's remorse depending how long you stay,
but like we told you earlier, don't get hung up on the details.
At the end of the day, horror is the name of the game!
And behind every corridor and doorway lies a surprise.
Like that right there.
Did you see the stutter from our cameraman?
Genuine fear right there!
You can't make this stuff up! It's a little embarrassing.
If you're still not sold, though, just look at this fine fellow.
He loved our tour so much that he's lingering around as part of the show now.
We literally can't get him to leave!
But don't just take my word for it: have yourself a listen to a few testimonials from
our beta browsers, the honourable Alphalads:
"I mean, I can't really complain: the vintage projectors were pretty cool, and I
guess the bacon soup wasn't too bad.
Bit of a death trap, though."
"This tour is for casuals, so don't let it be your Final Destination.
You can do better, bros!"
"What's there to say?
It really sucks."
Hear that?
Positive endorsements all around.
Everyone clearly had the time of their lives, and you can, too!
But I know what you're thinking, "I'm totally sold, but this seems like a tour best
enjoyed with company, and I'm sure my friends would never buy into this thrilling adventure
like me."
Well, we hear you loud and clear, pal, and while I'm sure we could convince every last
one of them to partake in this fantastic experience, we have the perfect solution for you:
Rent out a Boris Buddy!
Not only are they loyal and effective guides, but they can teach you all kinds of practical
life lessons like how to properly cook and prepare bacon soup.
With their help, you won't have to slurp 'em raw!
We'll need to tack on an extra fifteen dollars for every hour they're with you, but like
we always say, you can't put a better price on friendship!
Now, we're sure you have plenty of other concerns, like...
What'll happen to me if I don't make it to a station in time?
What if I can't solve a puzzle?
Or how long will it take to get out?
And I'll tell you, pal, they're all perfectly rationale.
But speaking quite literally as the Devil's Advocate here, I'd say you're overthinking it.
Throwing money and sense away is at the heart of the human experience, so give into those
deeply rooted desires and join us on Joey Drew Studios' Drawmatic Tour today.
We're sure all your questions will be answered soon after you enter our doors.
But something tells me you'll be so caught up in the fun that you'll never leave!
*cringeworthy laughter*
*ahem* come on down!
Hey there, pal.
Thanks for watching!
As you might've guessed from the gameplay, this video has been in the works for quite
some time, but I'm glad it finally made it off the backburner and onto your screen!
If you're curious about any of the Bendy artwork throughout the video, be sure to browse their
creator's pages in the links below!
And while you're down there, definitely check out the channels of our cameo guests, too.
The Alphalads consist of some splendid folks, and I'm sure you'll approve of their content!
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