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-All right!

All right!

All right.

All right.

We're having a good time. Okay.

I just got a new TV recently,

and I wanted to get rid of the old one,

but I didn't want to throw it away,

so I decided I would take it to Goodwill, right?

And I showed up at Goodwill with this old TV,

and the Goodwill guy was like, "Nah."

[ Light laughter ]

He said, "We don't take TVs like that anymore."

But they did take it.

Later that night when they were closed.

[ Laughter ] Know what I mean?

I'm not getting rejected from Goodwill

is what I'm telling you.

[ Laughter ]

I didn't get my receipt, though,

so I won't be able to claim that on my taxes.

So that'll be a tough year. [ Laughter ]

You ever do that? You drop off a bag of clothes

at Goodwill and they're like, "You want a receipt for that?"

I'm like, "Nah, I don't want proof

I ever owned these clothes."

[ Laughter ]

It's like, "You see what I'm wearing.

Imagine what I'm giving away for free."

You know what I mean? All right. Okay.

[ Applause ]

Thank you. Thank you.

Hi, hi. Thank you.

I like to wave like this. I do this a lot.

I like to wave like this at the end of a joke.

Just let you know that joke's over.

[ Laughter ]

Okay. All right.

Okay. All right.

I like to get picture frames at Goodwill.

Sometimes you get a good deal on a frame in there.

And sometimes you can get pictures

of other people's family in there.

I don't know how that happens.

People are like, "Well, I'm done with this frame

and this family."

[ Laughter ] Yeah.

[ Applause ]

"Yeah, they mean a lot to me, but not enough

to bend a staple in the back."

[ Laughter ]

"Just don't have that kind of time."

[ Laughter ]

[ Cheers and applause ]

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. All right.

Okay.

[ Applause ]

I got this hat at Goodwill.

This hat changes me.

A lot of people don't know that it changes me,

'cause you haven't seen me without it on, right?

But if I take this hat off, you're like, "Oh, man,

I bet that guy likes rock music right there."

If I put this hat on, you're like,

"Nah, he's got a rock collection."

[ Laughter ]

Know what I mean? Okay. All right.

We're having a good time. Okay. Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you.

If I take this hat off, you're like,

"Man, that guy looks like the lead singer

from the rock band Korn." [ Laughter ]

If I put this hat on, you're like, "Nah, he grows corn."

[ Laughter ] You know what I mean?

Okay. All right.

If I take this hat off, you're like,

"Man, I bet that guy smokes weed right there."

Mm-hmm. And I put this hat on,

you're like, "Nah, that guy definitely smokes weed."

[ Laughter ]

You know what I mean?

[ Applause ]

This hat can't change everything.

You know, it's not a magic hat.

How many people thought my hair was attached to this hat?

[ Laughter ] You know what I mean?

Yeah. [ Cheers and applause ]

A lot of people think that.

A lot of times, people tell me I look like Forrest Gump

after he ran for a long time. [ Laughter ]

You know what I mean? Okay. All right.

I went to someone's house the other day

and they asked me to take my shoes off

before I came inside.

And I hate that, you know?

Show up at somebody's house, they're like,

"Hey, come on in.

You mind taking off your shoes?"

I'm like, "Nah, I'll just go home."

[ Laughter ]

You know what I mean?

That's right. That's right.

That's right. That's right.

I went to this flea market the other day,

and I love a good flea market.

And I was in there, and this lady had this great deal

on DVDs, right?

She had three DVDs for $5.

And that's a great deal.

So I was like, "I'm going to go ahead and get six of these,

that way I can get six for $10." You know?

Three for $5 two times, right?

[ Laughter ]

Pretty easy, right?

This lady couldn't understand her own deal, right?

[ Laughter ]

I went up to her, I was like,

"Hey, I'd like to get these DVDs."

She goes, "How many you got there?"

I said six.

She said, "You know it's three for $5, right?"

I was like, "Yeah, six for $10."

She goes, "Well, I guess."

[ Laughter ]

[ Cheers and applause ]

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

I was like, "Nah, this is your deal.

This is just three for $5 two times, right?"

So I figure it's settled, right?

I figure now I'm getting it for 10 bucks, right?

Then I hear her back there doing math.

[ Laughter ]

She's going... [ Imitates whispering ]

She closes her eyes. [ Imitates whispering ]

She goes, "All right, that will be $15."

I was like, "Listen, I'm not even trying

"to bargain with you right now.

This is your deal." [ Laughter ]

"This is just three for $5 two times.

"You want, I'll buy these three,

and then I'll take off this hat..."

[ Laughter, applause ]

All right. Hey, thank you very much.

Thank you. [ Cheers and applause ]

♪♪

-Oh, my God!

Oh, that's what I'm talking...

Dusty -- Dusty Slay!

[ Cheering ]

For more, check out dustyslay.com.

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Chris O'Dowd Shows Off His Ray Romano Impression - Duration: 7:19.

-I want to ask about the film, but I also want to talk

about "Get Shorty," your fantastic television show,

that's starting season two.

This is based on the Elmore Leonard book.

There was a film, a "Get Shorty" film.

-Yes. -Would you say your TV show

is a grittier version of maybe what we've seen before?

-It's a little bit dirtier under the fingernails, I would say.

-Yeah. -It's --

I hadn't seen the film until we actually shot the show.

And I liked it a lot.

-Yeah, it's a wonderful film. -Much more than the show.

[ Laughter ] No. No.

I prefer the -- I prefer the -- I think that the show is --

It's probably truer to the book.

It's kind of like when you're using the same source material,

it's slightly odd.

Um, I like to say that it's like

you're visiting a bar at a different time of the week.

So, like, the movie is quite polished,

and, you know, it's like going to a bar on a Saturday night

when you've kind of --

you've got all your good chat-up lines ready

and you're all smooth and your suit's sharp.

And then our show, it's like Tuesday at 3:00 a.m.

There's just been a fight,

there's kind of, like, peanuts on the ground,

and everybody hates you.

-Yeah.

-So if that's your kind of vibe, then EPIX, Sunday nights.

-I was complimenting you backstage, because I find you --

Obviously, you're such a lovely person,

and yet you're very menacing in this.

Did you prepare? Did you watch gangster films?

Were there things that you pulled from?

-I did a little bit.

You know, what's weird is yesterday I was watching --

This isn't really what I was -- This isn't relevant.

[ Laughter ]

But I was watching TV in my hotel between work,

and "Casino" was on.

And I hadn't seen "Casino" in a long time.

Great movie. -Fantastic film.

-Less good during the day, without the cursing.

-Oh, so it was on cable? -It was on cable.

And it's essentially a film

which the dialogue is just a cacophony of cursing.

And so when you take that out

and they obviously have to dub fake curse words into it,

you can tell that they haven't --

their heart's not in it.

You know?

Where, like, Joe Pesci is like, "Eh, freak you.

Freak you, mother vulture."

[ Laughter ]

And he's not putting the same kind of va-va-voom that he is

into the rest of the thing.

-He knows he's doing it for people during the day.

-Yeah, exactly. And airlines.

But, um... [ Laughter ]

Yeah, but it is a tough character that I'm playing,

and it's kind of nice to feel intimidating.

-Yeah, it's very intimidating.

It's also, I would say --

Playing a bit against type is Ray Romano,

who's your wonderful co-star.

-Yes. -A fantastic comedian.

Also a wonderful actor. He's great in this.

You have -- I know a lot of people do.

You have a Ray Romano impression.

-[ Laughs ] I do. Uh, kind of.

Um -- he -- It's really just vowel sounds.

Um...

[ As Ray Romano ] Eh-ay-ee.

-That's really good. That's really good. Yeah.

[ Cheers and applause ]

It's really, really good.

[ Normal voice ] Kind of like a --

Kind of like a drunk Kermit.

[ Laughter ]

[ As Kermit the Frog ] Ahh oh! Maybe!

[ Laughter ]

[ Normal voice ] But he's the best.

He's so good in the show.

And he's got so many skills at his disposal.

-Yeah. He's -- It's been wonderful watching him

be this different kind of actor these last few years.

-Yeah, and he's a sweetheart around...

-You also, in your film "Juliet, Naked,"

got to work with Ethan Hawke...

-Yes. -...Rose Byrne.

Obviously a fantastic cast.

What drew you to this role?

-It was -- You know what?

I got sent the script when I was shooting a film

that was in space,

where my arm gets taken off my body

and the arm survives.

And I thought, "I might do something normal next.

"Like, next I think I'd like to --

just to have a normally functioning body,

to talk to people and not sound insane."

And so it was brought to me by Barry and Judd Apatow,

who I kind of worked with a few times before,

and the script was really strong.

And Rose I'd worked with briefly before

on "Bridesmaids" and loved her.

And Ethan Hawke I didn't know,

so he seemed like a bit of a wild card.

-Yeah.

-A wonderful person. -Such a great guy.

And very -- Great raconteur.

And he's been around for a while.

-Yeah, and I feel like we've been aware of him forever,

'cause he was a kid when he started.

-Yeah, he was, you know, he was getting up on the desk,

shouted, "Oh, Captain, my captain,"

and doing all that biz.

And he's got great advice, you know?

He would -- He told me, you know --

He told me that

He was very successful very young, like you said,

And then he took like three years out,

'cause I think he just got sick of it,

to run a theater company and then was broke.

And he's like, "So you can do that for a year...

but you can't do it for three years,"

which was great advice.

-That's fantastic advice.

You know, again, I would feel a little bit intimidated

working with somebody I have known that long.

Are there people -- Are there celebrities that you've met

over the years that you are intimidated by

in the moment that you meet them?

-You know, as you do all the time,

you do get to meet people who are kind of pretty great.

I had a good one last week. Not really a show-bizzy thing.

I was in, like, a stationery store in London

getting some highlighters.

-Okay.

-That detail now seems superfluous.

-[ Laughs ] Yeah.

-But, anyway, I was in the line to pay for them,

and somebody tapped me on the shoulder,

and I turned around, and a man was taking off his glasses,

and he says, "Hi. I'm Tom Hanks."

[ Laughter ]

Which was kind of great.

And luckily it was Tom Hanks. -Yeah.

-[ Laughs ] And it was odd

because I'm not a starstruck-y kind of person.

But I am a huge Tom Hanks fan.

-Yeah, as we all are.

And -- We really are. It's amazing.

-Yeah, we really are.

-And I did this thing, which was slightly annoying,

which was I was nervous

and wanted to extricate myself from the conversation,

even though I would love to talk to Tom Hanks for ages.

And he was being really sweet

about things that he'd seen me in.

And I'm like, "Anyway, I gotta feed the...cat.

So I better...

see if the cat was on its last legs."

Um, and so I left, but it was only because

I suddenly felt starstruck.

-It is too intimidating, especially when you meet

those people that you've been aware of your entire life

and been a fan of your entire life.

You just want to get out before you blow it.

-You do. And, also, small talk suddenly seems redundant.

It's like, "I just want to talk about all the stuff you've done,

and it would be weird to just start that conversation."

-[ Laughs ] Yeah.

-And I was like, "Yeah, you know,

this highlighter isn't gonna use itself."

[ Laughter ]

-I think he'll remember that fondly.

-Yeah.

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Facebreakers with Justin Thomas - Duration: 3:00.

-Justin and I about to go

head-to-head or face-to-face in a game of Facebreakers.

Now, we're going to take turns chipping golf balls

at that wall of glass with our faces on it.

That is my face. That is Justin's face.

When we hear this sound...

[ Air horn blows ] ...that means it's

the speed round and we'll hit as many balls as we possibly can.

The first person to break all of their opponent's faces wins.

And we're upping the stakes a bit tonight.

FedEx will be donating $1 million

to St. Jude's Children's Research Hospital

in the winner's name! [ Cheers and applause ]

♪♪

How cool is that?! -Awesome.

-It's my first high-stakes golf game.

-Yeah.

-Justin, you're my guest. You're up first.

Go on, try to break my face.

-What club we got here? We got a little 8-iron?

♪♪

Got some tunes. I like it.

This is my kind of golfing right here.

-I mean, come on.

-How hard do I need to hit this thing?

Oh! Oh! Fore!

[ Laughter ]

-It's -- It's Facebreakers!

-I thought I was supposed to actually try to break your face.

-Good Lord. Oh, my gosh, you literally almost broke

my actual something. All right.

-I feel like I should cover up over here.

-Here we go.

[ Laughter ]

Ooh! From behind, that would have been awesome.

Yeah, all right. All right, you're up, buddy.

-Well, you got me all nervous after that last one.

-Got me nervous? Please.

You're shaking right now, dude.

-Oh! -What's your problem, dude?

Watch. Let me show you how it's done.

It's so easy, Justin. Go like this. Watch.

[ Air horn blows ]

-Rapid fire? -Wait. All right, rapid fire.

Here you go. [ Air horn blows ]

Here's the horn. Go for it!

-Go, Jimmy!

[ Cheers and applause ]

♪♪

[ Cheers and applause ]

-Oh, look out! Fore!

Fore!

Oh, my God. [ Laughs ]

[ Cheers and applause ]

-I win!

♪♪

-The champ! The champion right there!

-I'm good at this game.

-That means FedEx will be donating $1 million

to St. Jude's Children's Research Hospital

in Justin Thomas's name.

Justin Thomas, everybody!

Form was awful.

Check him out in the FedEx cup playoffs starting August 23rd.

We'll be right back with stand-up from Dusty Slay!

Stick around.

[ Cheers and applause ]

♪♪

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Justin Thomas on Tiger Woods Turning PGA Championship 2018 into Lollapalooza - Duration: 2:27.

-Ladies and gentlemen, Justin Thomas!

[ Cheers and applause ] ♪♪

Oh!

You are fantastic. Hey, welcome!

-Glad to be here. -Thank you for being here.

-Absolutely. -Please. I'm a big fan.

Justin, you won the PGA Championship last year.

You won the title.

This year, I think the story --

The big deal last week was Tiger.

-Tiger played? -Yeah. [ Laughs ]

I don't know if you heard that. Yeah.

-Yeah, yeah.

-What was it like -- I mean, it's got to be bizarre

seeing Tiger Woods and playing against him.

Or you've got to grow up being a fan, right?

-Yeah. I mean, I grew up, you know, 7, 8, 9, 10 years old

when he was in his prime and nobody could touch him.

And so he was kind of the reason

that I started to love golf as much as I did,

I got as competitive as I did.

And it was pretty cool playing

alongside him and Rory those first two days.

-Did you -- I mean, how does the crowd react?

Is it a different game when Tiger Woods is there?

'Cause, I mean, on TV, it looked like Lollapalooza.

People were going nuts.

Yeah, I've never heard a golf tournament compared to that.

-Yeah, but kind of. Yeah, right?

It's almost like -- But is there something

in the back of your head where you kind of go like,

"Gosh, I always wished that Tiger --

I wished he came back, just so I can play with him.

And now he's back, you're like, "I wish he would not play,

'cause I wish I -- Right?

'Cause he's -- -It's unbelievable.

I had a par putt on 17 on Sunday, about a 5-footer,

and, you know, at that point, I didn't have a chance to win.

And I made the putt.

And I'm kind of walking off the green,

and everyone just went nuts.

And I'm like, "That's weird.

Like, why are they going so crazy?"

Like, and I turned around, and they put

Tiger made another birdie up on the scoreboard.

-You're like, "Can't I get a little love right here?

Come on. I'm Justin Thomas. Come on, man."

[ Cheers and applause ] Yeah.

-Thank you.

-So, after the FedExCup playoffs,

and there's the Ryder Cup.

-Mm-hmm.

-And that's a big deal for golf, because it's U.S.A.

-Exactly.

-It's us versus the rest of the world.

-Mm-hmm. -Yeah.

Is that -- That's a different ballgame, right?

-It is.

It's crazy -- I've never actually played in a Ryder Cup.

I played the Presidents Cup last year.

But my dad, working for the PGA,

I was able to go to some Ryder Cups growing up.

So I know exactly what I'm getting myself into.

And I'm really excited.

It's gonna be really a lot of fun.

-Yeah, it's gonna be great.

For more infomation >> Justin Thomas on Tiger Woods Turning PGA Championship 2018 into Lollapalooza - Duration: 2:27.

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Fred Judges a Book by Its Cover: How Hard Can it Be? by Allison Pearson - Duration: 3:20.

-Fred, I'm so happy to have you back.

You're obviously so busy with all these projects,

and thank you so much for making the time for us as well.

I know one of the things you lament is that you're so busy,

you do not have time, like the rest of us, for summer reading.

-I just don't have time for it, no.

-And I know you're a huge reader and it breaks your heart

not to get into fiction novels over the course of a summer.

But you also told me that you've developed a technique

wherein you can deduce the entire plot of a novel

from looking at the cover of the book.

-Just the cover. That's all I need. Yeah.

[ Laughter ]

-And that's it, you will then know all the characters,

everything that happens to them.

-The title. You know, that helps me too.

But, yes. That's all I need.

-I mean, I feel like most people

can get the title from the cover of a book.

-I suppose, yes, that's true. -Okay.

[ Laughter ]

Anyways, we're going to put this to the test one more time.

-Okay, great. -All right, you guys.

It's time once again for "Fred Judges A Book By Its Cover."

[ Cheers and applause ]

-Here we go.

The book is "How Hard Can It Be?"

by Allison Pearson.

Fred, based on this cover, what is this book about?

-Well, this is about this woman.

And she got this sort of device

that's a fan but it's also a Palm Pilot.

-Okay.

-So it's a Palm Pilot from I'd say circa 1993.

-Uh-huh. -And she attached a fan to it.

And so it's a drama between her

and this air-conditioning guy for her house.

And he was like, "You know, it's gonna be really hot.

So I suggest you get an air conditioner."

She's like, "You're just trying to rip me off."

And there's a lot of dialogue with that.

She's like, "You're trying to rip me off."

He's like, "I'm not! I'm not trying to rip you off.

You need an air conditioner."

She's like, "All I need is a Palm Pilot

with a little fan on it." [ Laughter ]

So her house is --

-How long does that dialogue get?

How many pages are we into the book now?

-This is about two chapters. -Okay, good.

[ Laughter ]

-But her house, by the way, is in lava.

Right. It is inside this volcano.

[ Laughter ]

And all she has is this couch, which is cool because it's blue.

So it's like that's kind of like ice.

-It seems like this is such a bigger plot point

than the Palm Pilot and the fan.

-Yes. That's what takes the bigger turn.

-Yeah. -So of course it doesn't work.

And she goes face down into the couch.

This is towards the end.

And she goes, "You know what?

How hard can it be?"

And she just goes...

[ Laughter ]

She writes a little note, puts it up on her couch.

She writes a little note,

and she's like, you know, "How hard can it be?"

Puts it up on there. Goes face down.

But it's a happy ending,

because the Palm Pilot little fan actually worked.

-Oh!

-So she's like, "This actually isn't bad."

-Wow. -The end.

[ Laughter and applause ]

-I mean, I will tell you that --

[ Cheers and applause ]

According to the publisher,

"Kate Reddy had it all -- a nice home and two adorable kids.

Then her husband quit his job and Kate had to go back to work.

Companies aren't necessarily keen on

hiring a 49-year-old mother,

so Kate does what she must -- knocks a few years off her age,

hires a trainer, and prepares a new résumé

that has a shot at the literary prize for experimental fiction."

-That's the next book. -Okay, gotcha.

Give it up for Fred, everybody.

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The Best Free Offline & Online Android Games | August 2018 - Duration: 4:53.

If like us you live somewhere like London, you'll spend a lot of time commuting.

One of the best ways of killing that time is with a good mobile game.

We love gaming on our Android smartphones, but there are loads of new games hitting the

Google Play store every month.

So without any more waffle, here's our favourite new Android games that you can download and

play either offline or online in August 2018.

One of the big headline spinners of this month is Fortnite.

This is one of the most popular games of 2018 and it's finally hit Android handsets, after

making its mobile debut on iOS.

However, there is one rather large caveat - you'll need a Samsung smartphone to play

Fortnite, because no other Androids are supported right now - not even Google's own Pixel

phones.

What a bag of monkey nuts.

If you're lucky enough to rock a beefy Sammy in your pocket, then Fortnite on Android is

free to play right now.

It's the same 100-player online fragfest as on consoles and PC, with a massive map

and the ability to build your own cover at will.

Here's hoping that the rest of us Android fans will get a bit of Fortnite action on

the Google Play store soon.

And of course, it goes without saying that Fortnite is an online only game.

Another online-only title that's just hit Google Play is Meow Wars.

This is an entertaining if fairly standard mobile card game - and if you love cat puns

then you'll be in seventh heaven.

The aim of the game is basically to attack your opponent to take out all of his fuzzy

fiends before you're out of pussies yourself.

The more you progress through single player campaign, the better your abilities and fighters

you unlock - and of course the more battle-hardened you'll be for the online Versus mode.

You can play games against bots, or random people online, or you can even set up a private

match for you and a mate.

However, there are lots of crappy ads you can't skip, before every single level - unless

you stump up a bit of cash, that is.

So if you like playing Meow Wars for free, you better have lots of time and patience.

And yes, you need to be online at all times to play Meow Wars, so those annoying ads can

download.

Next up is Super Idle Ccats Hey it's another game about cats.

Hooray.

So Idle Cats is one of those resource management games that start off simple as anything - you

basically just tap like a maniac to get your lazy crew of moggy farmers to tend to your

crops.

But then the game viciously expands and you find that you can research new crops and hire

more feline help and expand your distribution network and oh my god I've been playing

for ten hours straight and it's 5am and I have to get up in an hour for work and Christ

I think I have a serious problem.

Quite often little birdies will regularly fly by clutching bonus eggs, usually containing

gold or jewels - and of course if you tap a golden one, you'll get the chance to reap

big rewards in return for watching an advert - which in turn means the game can only be

played online.

Quelle surprise.

All the same, Super Idle Cats is sure to latch onto your face with its razor sharp claws

and keep it pointed at your Android phone for the foreseeable.

And that's why it's one of our favourite new games of August 2018.

So what about the best offline Android games that you can play right now?

Well, a couple of notable new additions this month, the first being Super Starfish

Cosmic Clam guides you through this funky free-to-play Android arcade game, which sees

you steering a cute little alien fella through space.

It's very simple but very addictive.

Your aim is to collect the various power-ups, all while avoiding those glowing asteroids,

killer lasers and stuff like that.

Collect enough golden shells and you can activate the Prizecano.

This pinball-style mini-game basically nets you tons of goodies and new characters to

play with, to mix things up a bit.

Those colourful graphics and addictive, challenging gameplay makes it one of our favourite free

Android games of August, and it's available to play offline too - no ads or nothing.

Lovely stuff.

However, our favourite new Android game of August 2018 is definitely Sneak Ops.

As you might be able to guess from the title, Sneak Ops is all about staying stealthy.

Like the original Metal Gear games, your objective is to get through each enemy base without

disturbing your foes.

The simple touch-to-move gameplay is very well suited to Android smartphones, and you'll

definitely need fast reactions and some serious cunning to evade the guards and make it to

the chopper alive.

You can play Sneak Ops for free right now, and it works offline too - although you can

choose to watch ads to save your progress if you haven't collected enough disks along

the way.

So that right there is our pick of the very best new games to hit the Google Play store

which can be played either offline or online.

Downloaded a game which you absolutely love and which we've missed out of this list?

Definitely let us know in the comments and stay tuned for more round-ups of the best

Android games you can play now.

Cheers!

For more infomation >> The Best Free Offline & Online Android Games | August 2018 - Duration: 4:53.

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Best Defender Gun in the Game - Rainbow Six Siege - Duration: 8:40.

What's up guys, Rogue-9 here and now that Operation Parabellum is almost at an end,

I think it's just about time that I talk about Maestro's primary weapons, specifically

the ALDA 5.56.

So let's not waste any more time and get straight into the analysis of this one.

As always, let's quickly skim over the basics of this weapon.

Sight options include the three unmagnified sights, plus the ACOG: a rare and coveted

attachment for defending operators nowadays.

You also have access to four barrel attachments including the suppressor, flash hider, compensator

and muzzle brake (all of which I have discussed in depth in previous videos).

Next up, you can choose whether or not to use the vertical grip (in this case attached

horizontally) and since there are no downsides to using a grip, there is actually no real choice here.

Use the grip for better vertical recoil control… or don't if you want to make things harder for yourself.

And finally you can also choose to attach the laser which for the first time ever might

be truly worthwhile, since the ALDA has characteristics that make hip-firing an almost viable tactic

in the right situations.

Over to the stat side of things, damage per bullet is 35 points up to 25m and 24 points

from 40m and onwards, the fire rate is a decent 900 RPM, the recoil is pretty decent (even

without modifiers attached) although it is worth pointing out that the first shot recoil

is about twice as strong as that of follow up shots.

Once you attach a grip and muzzle attachment, the recoil becomes very manageable.

Capacity is 80+1… and "Wait!"

I hear you cry.

"That can't be right!

Didn't they fix all of the belt fed, open bolt machine guns to no longer allow the 'one

bullet in the chamber' feature?"…

Yeah, they did… and then they put a new machine gun in that basically has the same exact mistake.

What can I say?…

I just don't know.

Anyway, while we're at nonsensical things, mobility for the ALDA is a full 50 points,

I'm sure you'll be glad to hear.

Good stuff but now let's start looking into what these stats mean for the gun, plus let's

also consider some of the hidden stats and less obvious features.

The ALDA 5.56 is the first portable machine gun available to the defending team in Rainbow

Six Siege, which of course normally only has access to weaker SMGs and shotguns.

With this in mind, it makes sense that the ALDA has the lowest damage per shot of any

LMG in Siege (both at close and long range) but the high fire rate actually more than

compensates for the lower power and results in a total close range damage output of 525

DPS which is the highest out of all 6 LMGs in the game.

Above 40m, the output is 360 DPS.

This falls short of IQ's G8A1 (which does 397 DPS) but is still the second most powerful out of the 6 guns.

These results are highly theoretical though, since when going up against full health opponents,

what counts is how many shots you will need to down or kill that opponent and how quickly

you can deliver those hits.

Against level 1 armour at average combat distances, the time to down/kill is only 133ms which

is an exceptional time, on par with the best DMRs and pistols and better than any other

LMG, better than most assault rifles and definitely better than any of the SMGs.

Having a defender weapon that is more powerful than most attacker options definitely makes

the ALDA look OP, but don't worry.

The effectiveness against level 2 and 3 armour is somewhat lower due to the 4 bullets required

to take out the opponent.

That means that the TTK is 200ms which is now slower than most attacker weapons (thank

goodness) but still on the exact same level as the very best defender primaries.

So yeah, there's no doubt about it: the ALDA 5.56 is an exceptional choice in terms

of it power when compared to the other options open to the defenders.

But of course, damage output is not everything we need to consider.

Since the ALDA is a belt fed LMG, the reload times are amongst the worst in the game and

counter intuitively the full reload time, at 5.7s is actually better than the tactical reload time at 6.2s.

This is because the tactical reload involves an extra step to remove the remaining end

of the belt from the feed tray first before then continuing with the rest of the process.

5.7 and 6.2s is still faster than any of the other belt-fed LMGs but it is around about

double or even triple the time taken by most other guns, so definitely a weakness, should

you manage to get through your 80 shot belt.

ADS (that's the Aim Down Sight) time is equally underwhelming at around 515ms.

This is the same as the Russian 6P41 machine gun and while it's only about 50ms slower

than most attacker assault rifles, it is close to double the time of the defender SMGs.

This could have been another weakness if the ALDA was reliant on aiming down sights just

like every other gun in the game is.

But here the ALDA stands out once again as somewhat unusual.

Not only does the gun have a great hip fire spread to begin with but it also behaves completely

differently from any other Rainbow Six gun.

As you can see on screen now, normally: the faster you move, the more the hip fire spread opens up.

In addition to this, once you start firing, the spread opens up even more.

Not so with the ALDA!

This LMG will not see any change in the hip fire spread when moving or changing stances.

Attaching a laser will reduce the spread by 25% which is a good start but it gets even better.

Once you start firing this gun, instead of the spread opening up, it actually starts

shrinking until it's about 40% smaller than the baseline spread.

And this applies with or without the laser, while stationary or moving.

The concept of a shrinking spread or diminishing recoil with machine guns is something we have

also seen in some other games and I guess, in a way, it kind of makes sense.

When you start firing a long burst with a machine gun, it will take you a second or

two to adjust to the recoil but once you are holding against the steady upward force of

the gun, you will become steadier.

So how to conclude here?

I have criticised LMGs in Rainbow Six Siege in the past because they simply don't seem

to quite measure up to the other attacker weapon options but not only is the ALDA arguably

the best LMG in the game (at least in some aspects) I would say that it can quite easily

be labelled as the best defender weapon in the game right now.

It has pretty much everything you could ask for, high damage output, fast time to kill,

manageable recoil and access to the ACOG.

Awesome stuff but still without being massively overpowered.

Of course, if you are playing as Maestro, you could also pick the ACS-12 shotgun.

I already discussed this gun in depth in a previous video discussing Alibi's guns and

if you want a detailed analysis for it, I suggest watching the previous video (link

coming up in the end card!).

The summary of that analysis was that the combat capability of the ACS is ok-ish (for

a shotgun – not great compared to other weapon classes).

It's breaching capability on the other hand is truly amazing.

Is that enough for you to miss out on probably the best defender weapon in the game right now?

I would say no, if you really want to play the ACS, then Alibi as a 3 speed is a far more suitable operator pick.

If you're going to be lounging around the objective for most of the round, getting off

those satisfying evil eye zaps, then the ALDA will provide you with an excellent tool for

holding long angles and stopping those last minute pushes.

So there you are, an easy choice to make, I think.

And with that, thanks for watching, I hope you enjoyed the video and I will see you in the next episode!

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Seoul to spend US$3 mil. to run joint liaison office with N. Korea - Duration: 0:24.

Seoul is covering the cost of running the inter-Korean joint liaison office.

The total cost of just over 3 million U.S. dollars is to come from South Korea's Inter-Korean

Cooperation Fund.

Renovations have been underway at the inter-Korean Kaesong Industrial Complex since early July...

with the aim of opening the joint liaison office within this month.

The office should enable person-to-person contact between officials from Seoul and Pyongyang.

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Positive Symptoms and Negative Symptoms of Schizophrenia - Duration: 2:37.

Hey what's up I'm Rachel Star schizophrenic so if you've had

schizophrenia for a while or like mental disorder you've probably heard positive

symptoms and negative symptoms so what does that mean

let's make an imaginary like baseline normal person so this is like baseline

normal okay so a positive symptom is anything added

on that let's say a normal person wouldn't have for instance

hallucinations delusions, okay normal people dont have those apparently I didn't know that till I was 17

but we have them because we're super cool all right so anything added on but let's say our

normal baseline person wouldn't have now a negative symptom surprise is the

opposite all right meaning if it's something that should be there all right

that a normal person should have and you don't it's a negative symptom so for

instance not feeling emotions all right normal people tend to feel emotions

sounds exhausting alright so we'd have a little chunk taken out there apathy

taken out there you know having problems like sleeping depression that kind of

thing taking chunks out so positive symptoms verse negative symptoms now why

why is that good or bad like why does that matter Rachel well it's really good

to track them it's really good to track because it helps your doctor kind

of know where you're at and for instance you'll see that sometimes

you'll be exhibiting more positive sometimes we'll be exhibiting more

negative ones but track that kind of stuff keep up with it so you can share

that with your doctor and for yourself too and manage your mental disorder so

positive negative symptoms it's not a good or bad thing all right

they're just different and they're just parts of a lot of different mental

disorders and we don't want to be normal anyways we're cool

schizophrenia bipolar depression that's schizoaffective like they're not good or

bad it's just a mental disorder all right it's it's neutral okay and

you're not bad for having it here I'm Rachel star thank you so much for

watching like subscribe for more mental health and stupid stunts

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bye

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Ekdal: «Dal Mondiale più forte per la Samp» - Duration: 3:50.

I'm very happy to have signed for Sampdoria.

I'm delighted to be back in Italy, back in Serie A.

It's been a dream of mine in recent years to come back here.

I'd like to thank the club president, as well as Walter Sabatini

and others at the club who helped make this dream a reality.

I can't wait to begin this new adventure with Sampdoria and to meet my new team-mates.

I spent seven years in Italy before going to Germany for three years.

At the end I wanted to return to Italy – I feel at home here.

I like playing in Serie A. I enjoy the style of football and facing the opposing teams here.

So I'm very happy to be here today – I hope I can do well and help the team right away.

The fact I know the league well and have played a lot of games will help me as a player

and will allow me to assist the team.

I worked with the coach around 10 years ago.

A lot has changed since then but I know him a little bit.

I'm sure I'll get to know him better in the coming days.

It's perhaps an advantage knowing him already. Either way I know he's a very good coach tactically.

I hope I can keep on developing as I work with him.

I've always been a central midfielder, playing either as a playmaker or wide of a midfield three,

including with my national team, so I can play either role.

I'll see where the coach wants me to play; I'm willing and able to play anywhere in midfield.

I'll chat with the coach and we'll see where I can help the team most.

I know Nicola Murru from my time at Cagliari. He's a good lad and a strong defender.

It's nice to see him again.

I also played with Gaston Ramirez at Bologna for a year. He's also a great person and a fantastic player.

As for the other team-mates, I'll be friends with them within a week, I hope.

The experience at the World Cup was amazing.

I have a lot of great memories wearing the Sweden shirt.

Now it's time to do well for Sampdoria and I hope that experience will help me do well here.

I've played against Sampdoria many times in my career.

I won the Viareggio Cup when I was playing for Juventus Primavera, beating Sampdoria in the final.

I also scored for Cagliari against Sampdoria – it was 2-2 in Trieste if I'm not mistaken.

Now it's time for me to help the team and, hopefully, score against other teams.

I can't wait to get started. I'm really determined.

I want to get going right away.

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Trial to proceed for the two women suspected of killing North Korean leader's half-brother - Duration: 0:30.

The two women accused of assassinating North Korean leader Kim Jong-un's half-brother,...

have been ordered to enter their defense,... after a Malaysian court ruled that there is

enough evidence for the trial to proceed.

The women -- who are from Indonesia and Vietnam -- are accused of smearing a deadly V-X nerve

agent on Kim Jong-nam, at Kuala Lumpur International Airport in February last year.

They will remain in custody while their lawyers file a defense against the prosecution.

If found guilty of murder,... they will face a mandatory death sentence in that country.

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Giã 1 Củ Gừng Rồi Gội Đầu Theo Cách Này, Gầu Trắng Xóa, Tóc Rụng Như Mưa Cũng Bổng Mượt Trở Lại - Duration: 3:27.

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Korea's National Tax Service announces measures to support small business owners - Duration: 1:57.

Since raising the minimum wage this year, the Moon Administration has vowed to support

small business owners who were hit the hardest by the wage hike.

Today, the National Tax Service announced a series of measures to reduce their burden.

Our Kim Hyesung reports.

Korea's National Tax Service, or NTS, said Thursday it will postpone tax audits or scrap

them entirely for around five-point-seven million self-employed people and small businesses

'til the end of 2019.

The self-employed and small business owners account for over a quarter of Korea's working

population, and they've been hit the hardest by a hike in the minimum wage this year of

16 percent... and by sluggish domestic consumption.

The tax audit exemption applies to those in wholesale, retail, food and lodging services...

but does not apply to high income earners like laywers and doctors or real estate businesses.

NTS Commissioner Han Sung-hee said the agency hopes this will help around five-point-two

million self-employed at lower income levels when they file their income tax and value

added tax... and let them focus on their businesses.

It's estimated the postponement through the end of next year will apply to around 500-thousand

small businesses with sales of between 1 billion and 12 billion Korean won, or around 900-thousand

to 1-point-6 million U.S. dollars.

He also emphasized that those suspected of tax evasion will still be thoroughly investigated.

In addition, the NTS will create a task force on taxes to support innovative growth, which

will provide customized support and make the tax reporting system easier for startups.

For self-employed people facing financial difficulties, the National Tax Service will

extend the tax payment deadline and help them by deferring or canceling foreclosures.

Lastly, the NTS promised to work on its job stabilization fund to support those hit by

the minimum wage hike.

Kim Hyesung, Arirang News.

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National Assembly convenes August extraordinary session - Duration: 0:32.

At the National Assembly, lawmakers will be working through a pile of urgent pending bills

related to people's livelihoods, boosting the sluggish economy and various reforms.

Hot topics include... easing regulations on Internet-only banks... and designating the

heatwave as a natural disaster.

The latter will help the government respond to it more systematically.

A full floor meeting will be held on August 30th... to vote on the bills... as well as

to settle last year's accounts.

ALso included in the 2 week session,... a confirmation hearing for the nominee tapped

to head the National Human Rights Commission.

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Finance Minister heralds sharp increase in gov't spending based on increasing tax revenues - Duration: 0:33.

The government will increase spending next year, based on sound tax revenues.

Seoul's finance chief announced at a public finance forum Thursday the plans designed

to support growth and create more jobs.

The ministry earlier projected a budget increase of 5-point-7 percent, but now plans to increase

spending by a further 2 percentage-points.

Kim Dong-yeon explained, tax revenues will increase by around 53-point-2 billion U.S.

dollars over the next 5 years.

He stressed the importance of the government's role in using the budget to boost the sluggish

economy and address widening income disparity.

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National Assembly to scrap controversial special activity funds - Duration: 2:18.

Amid growing criticism over the "second salary" ranking lawmakers get every month,... the

National Assembly has decided to abolish the so-called special activity funds.

It will only leave a minimum amount that's related to national interest -- and will publicize

how that money is spent.

Kim Min-ji has the full story.

The National Assembly has decided to completely do away with the so-called special activity

funds,... with the exception of some areas related to core national interests, such as

foreign affairs, security and trade.

That means there will be no opaque funds set aside for the parliament's negotiating parties

and standing committees... and no foreign travel expenses for lawmakers,... along with

any expenses that do not meet their original purpose,... or go against public sentiment.

"For 2018, we will only enforce minimum expenses that are commensurate with the money's purpose

and return the remainder.

We will also sharply cut the budget for the funds next year."

For this year, the budget set aside for special activity funds in parliament is roughly 5-and-a-half

million U.S. dollars.

The National Assembly has decided to cut the roughly 3 million dollars remaining for the

second half of this year... by between 70 and 80 percent.

That means that only roughly 440-thousand dollars will be used under the name of special

activity funds.

There has been mounting controversy over the special activity funds... as some ranking

lawmakers get tens of thousands of dollars a month, on top of their salary, but they've

been under no obligation to report how the money is spent.

The latest decision comes after the floor leaders of the negotiating bodies agreed to

scrap the funds on their part on Monday,... revoking earlier plans of using the funds

in cases where they can turn in receipts or documentation.

But at the same time, the removal of the special activity funds has raised concerns that the

National Assembly could just end up expanding its budget for official expenses... to make

up for the loss.

The parliament said that it will be willing to make public the execution of the special

funds next year... after taking time to adjust by the year's end.

The National Assembly also vowed to thoroughly review other areas of the budget allocated

to the parliament, aside from the special activity funds,... saying that any areas deemed

a waste or reckless will be cut.

Kim Min-ji, Arirang News.