-You know our next guest from films like
"Girls trip" and the "Scary Movie" franchise.
She stars in "Support the Girls,"
which is in theaters August 24th and available On Demand
and on iTunes August 28th.
Let's take a look.
-You might've thought you were just having a little fun,
but I have a zero-tolerance policy on disrespect,
so you're gonna have to go.
-I haven't gotten my food yet.
-You haven't paid for it, either,
so let's just call it even.
Okay? You want to throw in an apology,
that'll really -- -[Bleep] I didn't [bleep]
-I'm not gonna argue with you. -I made a joke.
-I'm done asking you nicely.
-So you kick people out for being funny?
You must be the politically correct gestapo?
-I am done asking you nicely.
-Please welcome to the show Regina Hall, everyone!
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-Thank you for being here. -Thank you.
-How are you? -I'm good.
I looked at that clip with the opening with the girl.
I was like, "I didn't do enough after you had that --
-That's true. -The body slammer.
-We saw a waitress body slam someone.
And now, what you're doing in that clip
doesn't seem like much at all. -Yeah.
I'm like, "Leave nicely." I mean, and she's over there
pummeling 'em to the ground.
-You are a manager for a Hooters-like restaurant.
-Yeah, Double Whammies. -Double Whammies is the name.
[ Laughter ]
Did you spend time in the restaurants,
the kind of restaurants that were the inspiration for this?
-Yeah, yeah, breastaurants. Oh.
[ Laughter ] Yeah.
-I did not realize that was the genre.
-That's what we called them, yeah.
-Breastaurants. That makes a lot of sense.
-Yeah. -And how was your time
in those kind of --
-You know, what's weird is, I started loving it.
-Okay. -Yeah, I did.
-What part did you love about it?
-The food, the atmosphere,
the waitresses are, like, extra friendly.
-Extra friend-- Do you think they're extra friendly
because they're so happy that women are there?
-No, they're trained to be extra friendly.
And what it is, is if you're with the --
If you were with your wife... -Yeah.
-...and she was not in labor,
because you know you got to be fast.
If you were with your wife,
they would extend a lot of their attention to her first.
-Oh, that's nice. -Because they know
if the woman's happy, then it's more likely
that they'll come back. -Yes.
It would be a very hard sell for me to get my wife
to go there in the first place. -Yeah.
[ Laughter ] You think so?
-No matter how nice I told her they were gonna be to her, yeah.
-What if the food was really good?
-Again, still, maybe a hard sell.
-Right. Right. Is it the breasts?
I think that would be a thing that's a little bit like,
"The articles. I read it for the articles."
[ Laughter ]
And did you actually work in an actual restaurant?
-We did. We were at Twin Peaks.
-Okay. Is that another establishment like Hooters?
Okay, gotcha. -Yes.
[ Laughter ] -And we were there.
And we did a lot of -- Like, I followed
one of the hostess-- one of the managers,
and the girls got to actually dress.
And they, you know, got to pretend to, you know...
They call it shadow.
They got to shadow some waitresses.
They were lovely to us. -That's wonderful.
-I mean, really lovely.
I mean, got some good people there.
-Oh, I believe it. And, I --
You know, and again, I --
-Chicken quesadillas.
[ Laughter ]
Fried pickles.
I had never had fried pickles.
-Fried pickles, that right -- that's up my alley.
I mean, chicken quesadillas don't seem that groundbreaking.
-But theirs are good. -Okay.
Well, there you go. I take it back.
-And their sweet-potato fries. -All right, now I'm on board.
I'm gonna call my wife as soon as this is over.
[ Laughter ]
"Hold on. I didn't finish.
Chicken quesadillas." -Yeah, yeah.
-Before you were an actor, you've had a lot of other jobs.
-Yes.
-You worked as a dental assistant?
-I was a dental assistant. -How was that?
-That was awful. -Okay.
[ Laughter ]
What part of it was the most awful?
-Hmm. You know, bloody instruments.
-Yeah, that sounds bad. -And just not nice people.
And they -- You know, people don't --
You know, dentists have the highest suicide rates.
-I did not know that. -Yeah, because the --
I don't think people want to go there.
-Yeah, that's true. -But they have to.
-It's the opposite of Twin Peaks.
-Yes, it's the opposite of Twin Peaks.
Exactly. It's a different experience.
-Yeah, there's no fried pickles. -There's no fried pickles.
-And, yeah. -And then we had, you know,
she worked with people who she would see
regardless of finances.
And we had people who hadn't brushed.
-Yeah, that doesn't -- -Yeah, I heard that gasp.
[ Laughter ]
And I had the same gasp.
But there was one guy who hadn't brushed in months.
But he had a tooth problem.
But he was an alcoholic, so his mouth was not bad.
-Oh, all right.
[ Laughter ]
There you go.
People are always running down drinking.
-Yeah. -There you go.
-No, yeah, the alcohol is like antiseptic for the gums.
-So, you also -- Is this true, that you wanted --
For a very long time, you seriously considered
being a nun? -I am definitely drawn to --
Yeah. I -- yes.
-Gotcha. And when was the moment
you realized that wasn't going to happen for you?
-Well, I was too old. -Okay.
-I was too old.
-Is there a hard out on that, where they --
-Well, there are a million different
types of nuns and sects.
So sects -- C-T-S. S-E-C-T-S.
[ Laughter ] -Yeah.
I feel like there's not --
definitely not a million kind of the other.
Yeah. -No, no, no.
And some have an age cut-off.
And then some have a sexual-partner-number cut-off.
-Oh, really? Do they tell what you it is?
-I think one was four. -Okay.
And so they ask that when you're filling out the application?
-Well, they say that.
I mean, I suppose you should be honest,
entering something like that. -Yeah.
-You know? So...
I mean, you don't have to -- You should say more than four.
I mean, you don't have to say like, you know, 34,
but you can -- you should say it's more than four.
You know? -Right.
When they say, "Is it less than four?"
Right, you just go, "It's -- It is not."
-It's not. [ Laughter ]
It is not. So, yeah.
Yeah. Five.
-[ Laughs ] Five.
So you just missed. -You're like, "Five."
Just that five."
-And then the worst is, you know --
-That's my new number that I came up with today.
-What, you -- five? What do you mean?
What do you mean you came up with it?
-I like it. -Oh, gotcha.
-I like it. -Does that --
Wait. But you're saying it like it might not be rooted in truth.
You just like the idea of five? -It feels true.
-Okay. [ Laughter ]
-It feels true. So I like five.
-Okay. -It's like a handful.
It says experience. -Uh-huh.
-So she could be good but not, like, a lot.
-Yeah. -You know what I mean?
-I think five is a really -- -Yeah.
-Yeah, five is like, "Oh, a discerning palate."
-It is, it is. -Yeah.
Yes! [ Laughter ]
That's what I have -- a discerning...
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-I -- yes. -Five.
-Real quick, before you go. Tiffany was here.
We talked about the possibility of "Girls Trip 2."
Is it possible that we might see that?
-I think it's possible. -That's very exciting.
-We're just trying to work it out.
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-I would look forward to that. -Am I done?
-Yeah, you're done. Is that all right?
-It was too quick! -Oh, well, I --
It was too quick for me, too.
-It's -- That's the ones you don't count.
That's why there's no six.
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Five!
-It was too quick to count! She's still at five!
Regina Hall, everybody!
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