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Bored-bored-bored-bored-bored, bored-bored. Aah!

Whoa! Hey! Hey, Pineapple, hey!

-I'm not a pineapple. I don't even look like a pineapple.

-You look like a pineapple

who stuck his tongue in a light socket. [laughs]

-I'm a Durian, but you can just call me "spike."

-Durham? -Durian.

-Dorian? -[enunciating]: Durian.

-[gasps] DeLorean? Yay!

Let's go back to the future! [laughs]

-DURIAN! I'm an exotic flavor of fruit.

I'm not a time-traveling car!

-Okay, okay. Point taken. [laughs]

-You think your words are gonna hurt me, pal?

I got news for ya. they aren't.

-Yeah, you do look pretty thick-skinned. [laughs]

-Actually, I am.

Durians are super-thick-skinned. Super-tough!

-Really? How tough are you?

-Well, I don't like to brag,

but you know how people say they're tough as nails?

-Yeah?

-[echoing]: But nails wish they were as tough as me!

-Crazy!

-I have a side job cutting diamonds,

with my face! -Wow!

-Ford originally wanted their slogan to be

built Durian tough, but I sued them

because their trucks aren't!

-Whoa! That is tough!

-Go ahead. Spit a seed at me.

-Really? -Yeah.

-Um... I don't think you want me to do that. -Do it!

-Okay. [hacks, spits]

[poing!] -Didn't even feel it.

-Whoa! [spits]

[poing!] -Ha, is there a draft in here or what?

-[spitting continuously]

[poing! poing! poing! poing!] -Ha! That barely tickles my face.

-Whoa! Hey, what's the toughest thing you've ever done?

-That's a tough question, just the way I like 'em.

It's hard to say, since I've been toughin' for so long.

Once I told Bruce Willis I didn't like his shirt.

Another time, I beat Clint Eastwood in a staring contest.

This other time, I-- -Ooh-ooh!

One time, I motorboated so long that I passed out.

-Um... okay. That's not really tough, per se, but...

-I'll prove it right now!

[inhales, fluttering lips]

-Yeah, I don't doubt you actually did that.

You don't have to prove it.

[fluttering continues]

Are you deaf? I wasn't asking for a demonstration!

Stop it!

Ugh, for crying out loud!

I believe you can motorboat for so long

that you pass out, okay?

-[sputters down, snores]

-Finally, some peace and quiet.

-[wakes up] Whoa! -What?

-I had a scary dream.

-What was it about?

-I don't think you want to know.

-What? You think it's gonna scare me?

-Oh... I don't know.

-Come on, tell me. What was it about?

A dragon? A really scary clown?

Global warming? What?

-Nah. It was about...

Knife! [whack!]

-What? This?

Pfft! I don't even feel it.

-Whoa! I guess that makes you a "numb-skull." [laughs]

-Oh, come on, what is this?

Amateur night? [chuckles]

-Whoa! Are you okay?

I don't mean to pry, but he does.

-The more, the merrier.

Come on, I'll take you both on! Whoo!

-Geez. and they say I'm thick.

[laughs] Eww...

-What? Is that all you got, chump?

-Hey! Hey, Spike!

-What?! -Ax!

[crunch!] -Dang it!!

Ahhhh... doesn't even hurt!

-Well, that's gonna be one tough "ax" to follow. [laughs]

-Ugh!! -Whoa!

-That... kind of... tickles?

-Whoa, Spike. You really know how to pick 'em.

[laughs] Oh!

-Orange, don't forget...

...don't forget how tough I was.

[groans in agony] -What?

Are you gonna split? [laughs]

-[groaning, cracking] -[groans in disgust]

-Ahh! Poor Spike.

Geez, your really cracked me up.

[laughs] Ewwww.

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Trump Attacks Windmills As Dangerous Bird Killers In Bizarre Fundraising Speech - Duration: 4:46.

If someone were to ask you what is the thing that Donald Trump hates most in the world,

you would probably say the media, you might say Robert Mueller, but the truth is based

on statements this man has been making for years, it seems that the thing he hates most

on the entire planet are windmills.

During a fundraiser last week in New York, he once again went on his little tangent where

he started talking about how horrible windmills are because they're killing all the birds.

Now this was part of his section of the speech I guess where he was talking about how great

coal is, but I'm going to read you exactly what Trump said at this fundraiser.

Please understand that this is the way he said it and there's a part I have to mime

a few things out, so bear with me on that because that's what he did during the speech.

"You can blow up a pipeline.

You can blow up windmills.

You know, the windmills, boom, boom, boom, bing.

That's the end of that one if the birds don't kill it first.

The birds could kill it first.

They kill so many birds.

You look underneath some of those windmills, it's like a killing field.

The birds, but you know that's what they were going to.

They were going to windmills."

Okay.

Aside from that reading like a really poorly written children's book, yeah, birds occasionally

run into a windmill.

Yeah?

The force of that would likely kill them as with the drop itself, but see, I think Donald

Trump doesn't quite understand how windmills work.

They're not massive rapidly rotating fans up there in the sky like giant blenders waiting

for birds to fly in and get pulverized.

If you've ever seen a clip of actual windmills, they move very slowly.

Birds move very quickly.

Birds have eyeballs that can see these things.

They don't just run into them and plop to the ground as Donald Trump is saying.

I mean this is absolutely one of the more idiotic things that has come out of this man's

mouth since becoming President of the United States and that is saying a lot.

Here's the reason he's on this attack because he ended his whole little weird paragraph

I just read for you there with, "So, uh, the coal is doing great."

That was the last sentence he said, "So, uh, the coal is doing great," after going after

windmills for allegedly killing all the birds.

His schilling for the coal industry is what's happening here.

He's doing it in a very roundabout way that left even the staunches Conservatives in that

room kind of scratching their head because they know that's not true.

Furthermore, since when the hell did Republicans care about any animal in this country?

I mean his administration has already lifted the ban on imported trophies from hunting

big game over in Africa like his sons love to do.

They're repealing environmental protections trying to skirt the law and get judges to

overturn laws that protect endangered species so that they can hand those lands over to

the coal miners or the oil drillers or the loggers.

So yeah.

Are we actually supposed to believe that you care about birds?

Not going to happen.

But again all of this is coming from the coal industry, which by the way, they're losing

jobs left and right even in states like West Virginia.

The coal industry is dying.

The only thing preventing it from finally passing away, moving on to that great beyond

so that we can start utilizing renewable sources of energy here in the United States is the

Republican Party.

They are keeping it on life support knowing that it's never going to wake up, knowing

that it's never going to be revived.

They could pull the plug immediately and stop feeding them our tax dollars to keep them

going, but they refuse to do that.

Because as long as there is a single piece of coal or a single drop of oil left in U.S.

soil, you better believe that these Republicans are going to do whatever they can to get that

last little nugget of coal or that last little drop of oil out of the ground so that they

can make a quick buck off of it.

That's what Donald Trump's little tangent about the dangerous windmills is all about.

It's not because he cares about the birds, it's because he wants that fossil fuel money

for himself and for the Republican Party.

You can't really have that money if we were a country that actually switched to renewable

energy.

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The Best Android Box Of 2018, BETTER THAN AMAZON FIRE STICK WITH KODI 17.6 - Duration: 5:20.

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Do You Need to be Saved to be Delivered? - Duration: 7:12.

Can you do deliverance ministry on someone who doesn't believe in Jesus?

We get asked that from time to time.

I want to share our perspective.

Jesus drove demons out of many people.

Were they saved?

Did they believe in him before he did that?

Deliverance ministers drive demons out of people without consideration of their spiritual

condition.

We administered deliverance to literally thousands of people at above and beyond.

And I want to, as I mentioned, share our perspective on this on the answer to this very crucial

and very important question.

Look, salvation has always been tied to faith even before the Cross Old Testament believers

had to believe the promises of your way and that there are remedies for sin worked for

them after the cross.

The dynamic for us changed, believe in the finished work of Christ and his resurrection

from the Cross and be committed to making him Lord of our life.

As Christian counselors and deliverance ministers, we try to assess each client's spiritual condition.

We ask if you die today, where would you be?

In Heaven or in Hell?

It's a very simple question, very serious question, and we measure each response.

Now looking.

Only God himself knows for sure, but we can draw, I believe, reasonable conclusions from

the answers that we received that we're trying to assess.

Is the person saved?

Are they religious or maybe both.

As you look at the works of Christ, one thing stands out.

He did not put people through a spiritual grilling or special prayer before he healed

or delivered him.

What did he look for?

I believe was desperation from them and a level of faith that he jesus couldn't meet

their needs.

Whatever it was, scripture is a bound with examples of this dynamic.

Know Matthew Eight, 16, six, 56, Matthew Eight, eight, loop six slash 19, Matthew Twenty one,

Matthew nine slash 21 to name only a few.

Those who came to him on their own accord clearly had enough faith to satisfy Christ

and he met their need.

We at Above and Beyond.

We try to really follow Christ's example, if you like, as as as follows.

So we're trying to assess do, do, does the person believe in their heart and confessed

with their mouth that Jesus is lord and are they committed going forward to making him

the Lord of their lives?

It's admittedly a judgment call on our part, but we're comfortable with our role in that

dynamic.

Salvation involves much more than just I'm saying a simple prayer at the altar.

Eternal life is a gift we received by grace through faith, but if it is genuine works

will follow.

And that's talked about the books of James.

Faith without works is dead.

We emphasize the importance of discipleship and growing in Christ after deliverance because

when the devils are kicked out, they will come back.

They're going to come back to the house looking for an open door, and we see this in matthew

12, 43 to 45, Luke Eleven, 24 to 26.

We want to be confident that each one coming for deliverance is they're on their own free

will.

Nobody's making them come, that they have a measure of desperation and faith that Jesus

will do a work.

Now, those who come under duress, for example, my wife, husband, mother, father, whatever,

thinks I have a problem and wanted me to come.

Those folks rarely replastering fruit from deliverance, really, or counseling for that

matter at our counseling center.

We have no problems declining or delaying deliverance for someone, for anyone.

We're more of the following reasons.

Number one, they're not willing to receive Jesus as their Lord and Savior.

Now want it truthfully.

That's pretty rare.

That's not usually an issue.

Secondly, they will not commit to ceasing, sinful and willful behavior by their own freewill.

Now, most common examples of this include, um, in a sexual relationship with someone

obviously who's not their spouse.

Number two, I'm setting proper boundaries with a controlling individual.

Really, what purpose does that serve to get set free?

You're not be able to stay free.

And also there are instances where we will, uh, we'll look at deliverance or rather we

will look at delivery on a commitment from the person before proceeding with them.

For example, a counseling may indicate their willingness to cease sexual activity with

their unmarried partner and commit going forward to maintaining that look at and we tell them,

look, I'll get back with this, then make an appointment after 30 days or so, we can be

flexible on that of success.

We want to see some fruit before we take him through deliverance.

That directive puts the onus on them to engage in responsible behavior for some period of

time.

Look at we don't try to monitor that, um, but because truthfully, the Holy Spirit excels

very well in that conviction business while Jesus was hanging on the cross, the thief

next to him receive the gift of eternal life without fanfare or a fancy prayer or fancy

words that dying men knew and confessed that Jesus did not deserve the same fate as he

did and really as Jesus to remember him, remember him.

That's what he asked for.

Jesus responded to him.

He said, look, today you'll be with me in paradise.

Faith in action leading to great blessings.

Does one need to be saved, born again to be delivered.

Have one say people been delivered of demons then received Jesus and move on in their walk

with him.

I'm sure that they have.

I'm sure that some have, but, but truthfully, we take a different route.

We think it's better, uh, so that the person that we ministered to has the best opportunity

to stay free and walk deliverance out effectively at above and beyond.

We've determined for us and for our clients that the best approach is to be comfortable

with the salvation issue first couple, with the confidence in the client's commitment

to walk with Christ going forward.

We're not judge and jury, but we do the best we can and in one or more followup sessions

to help guide them on the narrow road that leads to life.

I hope this has been a blessing to you.

God bless you.