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Hello InnerTubers, Corny to the max.

I swear, I put out a video and I get, like, a zillion more corn from you guys.

Corn, corn, and more corn.

But, hey, that's it.

We're a family, right? Yeah.

Besides which, I know you little fuckers LIVE for me to say your name – the shout-outs.

Yeah, the shout-out-gasm, let's call it that.

Here we go.

I'm gonna run these off pretty quickly, so pay attention.

We'll start off with Anna Aloe Prekeges,

praykays, uh uh, I'm not sure how you say that.

She sent me 2, and you know, she sent me 2 so she gets to start off.

My mom didn't like my report card and I said okay.

She said I want more.

I said okaaaaaay.

This one is especially for my friend, Bobbo.

What do you call someone who gets mad when they don't have bread?

Lack toast intolerant.

Ha ha!

Yeah, Bobbo, how 'bout that?

SunKrux is a repeat from the last video, she says, Yay!

You used my corny dad joke!!

Thank you!

Well, you're welcome, dear.

Three bugs flying down a road.

The first bug hits a windshield.

Now, this is not like last video.

The second bug turns to the third bug and says,

"Bet you doesn't have the guts for that."

Jordan Hagle says what did one cigarette say to the other?

"Your butt stinks."

Fuck yeah!

If you're a smoker, I don't get it.

Now, Kit Wickliff sent one that's kinda long.

I'm gonna have to read this.

I dunno if Kit is a him or a her 'cuz that's one of those unisex names.

My spouse has a corny AF riddle that you'll love!

There's a whorehouse on top of the hill.

And 3 men – three: one man is in the whorehouse, one man is hurrying to the whorehouse, and

one man is leaving the whorehouse.

Well, do you know their nationalities?

The man hurrying to the whorehouse is a Russian.

The man leaving the whorehouse is Finnish.

And, the man in the whorehouse is Himalayan.

I guess.

Tiffany Robles sent one and she said her youngest son told it to her.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the potty?

Because the "P" is silent!

Haviland Landy Franck says, "Love you, Granny."

Oh, I just love it when these jokes come with love notes.

You know I love the love.

So, one day two caterpillars were sitting on a leaf and they saw a beautiful butterfly go by.

And they did not do that whistling thing.

No, they were very, very respectful.

But, one caterpillar looked at the other and said, "Holy shit!

You're never going to get me up in one of those things!"

That's like me with the zipline thing.

Actually, I wanna do the zipline thing, but I don't wanna do the jumping out of a perfectly

good airplane.

No thank you.

AAAAAAND, I would never bungee jump because I'm afraid that . . if . . by the time I

landed, everything in me would have adjusted and I would never get it back together again.

Oh, and there goes my voice again.

For all of you who don't like my voice, suck it up.

It's just what it is.

Jessica Brammer, I like this one.

She says, (well, I like it especially after I've been to the depilatory place, and you

know, do the things that old ladies have to do).

She says, what do you call the hair on a cow's upper lip?

A mooostache.

Mmmmm.

Oh, Raymond428 says, Do you know we all have a relative living at the South Pole??

Of course, it's our good old Aunt Arctica!

Can you imagine if your first name was Arctica?

That would be some fucked up parenting right there.

Trevor McAteer says, What's the difference between a snowman and a snow-woman?

Well, that would be snowballs.

Yeah, I know.

That's about as corny as it gets.

That's a one-ear corny –

actually, that's a double.

Yeah, that's a double.

Oh, Carl Car, I like this one, it says, What do you call a sleepwalking nun?

A roamin' Catholic.

Now, my friend James from the FunFoods channel – he's really funny – actually, he's

really funny and he's a really good cook.

You should follow his channel.

Fun Foods.

And he said, he finds himself laughing a bit too hard at some of these jokes, but then

again, who doesn't love a good corny joke?

Thank you, James.

You know, he tried to do an intervention on me one time.

It was a fucking disaster.

Actually, it was a fucking failure, because I'm Granny Potty Mouth.

That.

So, here's something for all of you gamers out there.

(From Eddie Homrich) What did the controller say to the game?

Stop pushing my buttons.

Becky Caron sent me one that I can't really relate to.

She said, How many skinny people can you fit in the shower?

I don't know, they keep going down the drain.

Some days I wish a whole bunch of me would go down the drain when I take a shower, 'cuz

there's way too much of me.

But, oh well.

Oh, and I have a really special blind fan.

He likes to listen to my videos even though he can't see them.

SGT. KnightCast and his name is Joseph.

He says, I have a few blind jokes for you but my favorite one is: how do you ruin a

blind guy's day?

You leave the plunger in the toilet.

[stifled giggle] Oh, dear.

Oh, dear.

Jaime Hope says that her 4 year old daughter really loves Granny PottyMouth.

There's some questionable parenting right there, my dear, but your little one wanted

to tell me her favorite 2 jokes.

So, here's another person who gets 2 jokes.

Number One ... how did the chicken cross the road?

By getting his ass kicked!!

OOOooooo.

And Number Two is … why did the chicken sit on the egg?

Because he didn't have a chair!!!

Those are pretty cute for a 4 year old.

Travis Ronek says Why do ducks have tail feathers?

To cover their butt quacks...

Ha HA Love ya, Granny.

I love you, too.

Scott Mocaby: I have one for you Granny … why is Santa always so jolly?

Because he sees where the naughty girls are.

Ho Ho Ho.

I'll letcha have that one.

Brandon Morell (and I think it's morELL be'cuz it's E-L-L rather than R-R-E-L).

What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?

A pouch potato!

Yeah, that's a good one.

Dawn Miller says How do you catch a polar bear?

You cut a hole in a frozen lake, you put peas around the hole, and when he takes a pea,

you kick him in the ice hole.

Ohhhh, poor bear.

Michelle Fitzpatrick says, Where did George Washington keep his armies?

In his sleevies.

John Morgan says that two fish were in a tank and one says to the other,

"Do you know how to drive this thing?"

Ohmigosh, I should have paced this a little better.

We have another fly joke.

David Edward Faris says What did the fly say when it hit the windshield?

That's me all over.

And for our final one today Derek Boardman says What do you get when you goose a ghost?

A hand full of sheet.

[stifled laugh] That's really good.

That's some good sheet right there.

That's what I'm sayin'.

Ohmigosh, I wasn't done.

Uhhhh, fake-out, psych.

Whatever.

Tyler Leonard says, What is a cannibal's favorite snack?

Finger food.

And Mich John says What does a mermaid use to wash her fin?

TIDE.

So, that's it.

I'm really done, InnerTubers.

Stay tuned.

Keep sending this shit.

I have another 2 pages full of jokes already, so, actually, don't repeat yourself, please.

Watch all the videos.

This, this is #5, so watch 1 through 4.

Follow my channel on the Facebook.

Follow my channel on the YouTube.

Check out my Patreon.

Uh, you know, just everywhere.

Tell your friends.

[kissing into her palms]

There's like 95 kisses in here for all the people who sent me shit.

[blows kisses profusely]

Granny loves you.

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Passing Chords - The 3 Types You Need for Comping and Chord Solos - Duration: 8:18.

(jazz guitar chords)

- Hi everybody, my name is Jens Larsen.

In this video I'm going to show you

how you can change things up,

and add a lot of interesting variations

to your comping and to your chord soloing,

by using three different types of passing chords.

If you wanna learn more about jazz guitar,

about improvising or about chord changes

or checking out some interesting arpeggios or scales,

then subscribe to my channel.

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next to the subscribe button.

(jazz guitar chords)

This first progression is using

a II V I in the key of Gmaj

and that's the progression that I'm gonna be using

for all the examples in this video.

I'm using diatonic passing chords here,

and a diatonic passing chord is really just...

If you have a melody that you're playing on a chord

and you wanna harmonize it then you can choose

to harmonize it of course only

with the chord that's really in that bar?

But you can also sometimes just use some

of the neighboring chords in the scale,

to get some more movement within the chord

so that's what I'm doing here?

I start with the Am7 here,

then the next note is a D, the melody note,

but instead of playing it as an Am7 chord

I play it as a Bm7 chord so...

And then I move up to this Am9

and then back to the Bm as a passing chord

and then I go into the D7b9

and then the rest of this example

doesn't really use the passing chord so,

I can move down to this D7(13b9),

and then end on the Gmaj7 with a nine here,

and then just a short-stop on a G6 back to the Gmaj7.

The diatonic passing chords are really useful

especially if you have step-wise melody within a scale.

So if I'm starting on the C here,

and then I have the melody, C B to A

then I could of course play that all with all Am7 chords, so

(jazz guitar chords)

like this, I can also use a neighboring chord

so I can use Am, Bm down to Am again,

or I could use the one that's a step under the Am

that would be a G, so maybe a G6,

and that could be something like this:

(jazz guitar chords)

So those would all be diatonic passing chords

and that's how you will see them used most of the time

in the diatonic scale runs, and then harmonizing them

to keep all the voices moving.

(jazz guitar chords)

The passing chord that I'm using

in this example is a diminished chord

and it's a dominant diminished chord.

I'm again using it on the Am7 because that's really clear

to have it in the beginning of the example.

So the melody that I have on this example is E, D, C, B, A

and the way I'm harmonizing it is I'm starting

with the Am chord, to just keep it clear that

that's actually the chord that's being used here?

Then the next note is a D,

and I'm harmonizing that with a G#o,

which is of course just the same as some sort of E7

and then resolving that to the next note which is an Am7,

another diminished or E7 chord here,

and then down to the A.

And then on the D7,

I continue with first just playing a D7(13)

(jazz guitar chords)

going this D7 altered, and then resolving

that again to the Gmaj7 with a nine in the melody,

and then I'm tagging this

with a small scale run on the Gmaj7, and that's

(jazz guitar chords)

this, and that's using diatonic passing chords

so I'm first going from my Gmaj here to another Gmaj,

and then I'm using an Am passing chord back to a Gmaj7

which I'm playing with a Bm7 Drop 2 voicing.

If you wanna check out more on Drop 2 voicings

then I have a playlist with a few

of the videos that I made on this topic,

and a link to it up in a cart and also

in the description of this video

if you wanna dig a little bit further in

what you can do with that type of voicing,

because it's a very useful voicing to check out

especially for stuff like this.

If you wanna get used to mixing up the Am7 voicings

and the G#o voicings you can do this exercise:

(jazz guitar chords)

And you may recognize this exercise

as actually being sort of a harmonized version

of what is also known as the Barry Harris

sixth diminished, that would be then

what you would call a Cmaj sixth diminished.

I'm not really using it like that

but that's really what is used again.

That's also the principle that's behind

the construction of the sixth diminished system

where you have a tonic chord, and then a dominant chord

that's represented by a diminished chord.

(jazz guitar chords)

The most colorful type of passing chord

that I'm gonna talk about in this video

is probably this one, which is the chromatic passing chord.

So the chromatic passing chord allows us

to add some chords into the progression

that are completely out of the key

but that still resolve really nicely.

And mostly you're using them when you're harmonizing

chromatic passing notes in a melody.

In this example I'm using it both in the Am7 and on the D7.

So I'm starting on this Am9, and the melody here is,

(jazz guitar chords)

so I have a chromatic passing note

moving from B down to A, so that's B, B flat A,

and I'm harmonizing that by starting on Am7 with a nine

and then adding this chromatic passing chord

which is actually a Bbm7, down to Am7

so it really resolves very nicely down here.

(jazz guitar chords)

Then the rest of the line

is really just played with the Am7 chord, so...

(jazz guitar chords)

On the D7, I start on this D7 with a 13,

and then the melody is

(jazz guitar chords)

and what I'm doing here...

The first part of that is played

with a chromatic passing note so,

starting on this move melody,

and then I have chromatic movement

from the flat nine up to the nine

and the way I'm doing that is, I'm using a Do7

and then resolving that up to a D7 with a nine and a 13

and then moving into also part of that bar.

So that's just this D7 altered,

and then resolving to Gmaj7 with a nine.

When you're using these passing chords

maybe you wanna pay attention to still using

the chord that's really supposed to

be there on the heavy beat to the bar,

so on the one and on the three,

and then leave the passing chord

to the to the two and the four,

or maybe on the off-beat between the quarter notes.

And that's just because you still wanna have the sound

of the chord that's supposed to be there come across.

The passing chord is nice but it's an embellishment

so it shouldn't be too strong in the sound in that way.

For the rest I'm of course curious if you have another type

of passing chord that you use a lot,

that I didn't cover in this video.

I know that there is one other type

that I use quite often that I didn't talk about,

and that's not really coming out of sort of a harmony idea,

it's coming more out of voice leading idea,

but it is something I do quite often.

So maybe that's also something I should

make a video on at some point.

If you wanna see a video on that

then leave a comment on this video of course.

If you wanna learn more about jazz guitar

and this is the first time you've seen one of my videos,

then subscribe to my channel.

The videos that I publish here every week

are on finding some solid methods

and good strategies to explore

all the interesting things about jazz guitar.

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I'm very grateful for the support

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It's because of that support

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So if you join us over on patron,

I can also give you something in return for your support.

That's about it for this week,

thank you for watching and until next week.

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So being a big Jason Batman fan,

like a really big Jason Bateman fan

- especially after Ozark!

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Tiffany Haddish Reveals How She Got Beyoncé to Take a Selfie With Her - Duration: 2:03.

What's up, guys?

Frazier here for Complex News.

Girls Trip's breakout star Tiffany Haddish spoke with Vulture on a wide range of topics

from her recently inked deal with Groupon, to her meteoric rise in 2017, to announcing

and mispronouncing the names of Oscar nominees.

Tiffany also talked about how she was able to get that elusive selfie with the one and

only Beyoncé, who she ran into while at a party.

Despite being starstruck, she was able to pull a pretty genius move.

"Okay, so what had happened was, something had went down with somebody at the party,

right?

I'm not at liberty to say what had went down at the party, but Beyoncé was just telling

me to have a good time, and I was like, 'No, I'm gonna end up fighting this bitch!'

She was like, 'No, have fun, Tiffany,' and I said, 'I'm only going to have fun

if you take a selfie with me.'"

But that wasn't all that went down during Tiffany's interaction with Beyoncé.

As the two were taking the picture, Tiffany had a bit of a mishap.

She said, 'Okay,' and then she buried her face in my wig.

We took the picture and I was like, 'Is my wig slipping?'

And she was like, 'Mmm-hmm.'

But she knew who I was!

She came up to me and was like, 'I think you are so funny, Tiffany Haddish.'

I was like, 'What?

You know me?!'

She said, 'I'm Beyoncé.'

'I KNOW!'"

Tiffany was also able to get a selfie with Beyoncé's husband Jay Z and posted the

photo to Instagram.

In addition to talking about how she landed that selfie with Beyoncé, Tiffany mentioned

a Groupon-related show idea she came up with.

"Then they told me Groupon wanted me to be in a commercial, so I started writing out

these ideas — I even wrote out a treatment for a show where I take celebrities on Groupon

excursions.

When I finally got to talk to the Groupon people, they were like, "We already have

an idea, but thank you, Tiffany!

We'll hold onto that for later."

When asked who she would want as guests on the hypothetical show, Tiffany named Michael

B. Jordan, Trevor Noah, Will Ferrell and his wife and kids, Kevin Hart and his wife, and

Dave Chapelle and his wife.

Though it was denied, for now, let's hope that the show eventually gets approved and

made.

That's the news for now, but for all the latest news on Tiffany Haddish, subscribe

to Complex News on YouTube.

For Complex News, I'm Frazier.

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Taraclia - Duration: 3:36.

Hello guys!

It`s me, Larisa Levinskaya.

And now I'm on a trip

to Moldova again.

Today I`m in a big village

Taraclia.

This village is located

in the south of the Republic of Moldova.

And this village is located on a very important road

from Kaushany to Comrat.

I will show you a beautiful church.

This church is named of

Archangels Michael and Gabriel.

And I'll show you the memorial

to Soviet soldiers, which

died defending Moldova

in the Second World War.

beautiful places

in this village.

Have a nice day!

See you soon, bye bye!

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in order to preserve the rest of the sweet things i have

and the love which stayed between you and me for several years

now i am coming to promise you again by myself

i want to go back to see hope and welfare in myself

and for not losing things more than things i lost

and because the years in my life are more important than the previous age

and because i know that being apart from you is a loss

a day is coming to return to you and the day came today

even though i am not believing my status and i am in a semi shock

and even i don't know how to assume the last day with you would look like

i wake up and found myself losing important things in my life

the i ran while i was crying from fear and all my care was to meet you

and because the things between us are never few or plain

so all my life stopped when you are not beside me anymore

i adapted all my life that you have a home inside me

and i become abandoned and empty because you are not living in my heart

i am coming back to the normal situation that's appropriate to me

going out from the near limits of you was a risk

i missed to say my father and miss to hear you say my son

I've lost all the sweet things for long

and i knew things i didn't even know without you

and without jesus i saw saw another face of life

and the things i didn't see while you were setting beside me

they were more than enough to me to come and choose to return back