What do I do here?
I do not remember anything...
...and without flashbacks I'm nobody, and...
What is that!?
What else does ...
I want to piss ...
Shit, shit, shit ...!
Well...
... time to water ...
Okay, I see, I'm on a space station.
I'd better put on my suit.
Ah!?
Blue!?
Okay, okay, this must be a "hidden camera show"...
very funny!
Now ... Give me back my usual suit!
Oh, man...
I have lost all my improvements again.
Really, the huts are worse than a "made in China".
Are you okay, Samus?
Any objections, Lady?
Adam?
What...?
No...
I'm not that Adam...
You speak like him, you express yourself just like him ...
I'll call you just like him.
But if you say it, then you are not Adam.
...That's!
It has been easy ...
I explain:
You are in the special Biometrox laboratory ...
... and we have called you to save us, from a parasite that has robbed you of all your abilities ...
... and is destroying everything in its path.
I'm back!
And louder than ever!
What...?
Now I'm blue?
Okay, okay ... Where's the hidden camera?
What are you doing here?
They froze me!
Well, that's not the question:
What are you doing here!?
Did they freeze you?
If our last battle was in the depths of Zebes ...
... it was hotter than in Seville.
Good...
.... I exaggerate ...
... Although not really so much ...
I do not give a shit!
Quick Samus, escape!
Later I'll explain everything!
My desire for revenge ...
... For having missed the end of "La Pasión de María Rosaura" ...
... And because the Metroid fandom wants it ...
I will make my immortality!
First it was a robot based on me ...
Then they rebuilt me metallic ...
Then I was filled with Phazon ...
Then they reconstructed me organically with pieces of robot ...
Then I recovered all my original organism ...
Then they created a clone of me ...
And now ... now ...
I do not know what they have done to me, or what happens to me ...
I do not know if I'm a clone or the original Ridley ...
But that...
I do not give a shit!
I just want to kill you ...
... and watch the telenovela in deferred!
Is there good weather?
I dont know...?
I have not left the station today.
Oh well, okay.
This is the sector I wanted to go to.
Bye!
God, the elevator got stuck ...
The nightmare of the first world ...
Hello again.
This starts to look like "2001: Odyssey in space":
Tell me what happened in all this time.
The last thing I remember is being on the planet Zebes fighting Mother Brain ...
... and that had become a kind of "Megazord".
Yes, and according to our reports you kicked your ass well.
Fortunately, the baby Metroid that you saved on SR388 later appeared.
And very grown up to be able to help you, but ...
...I'm dying...
Do not...!
Do not die!
After all the great moments we had together ...
I am sorry...
... but ... it has hit me ...
Come on...!
Remember our happy moments:
You eating walls and me killing your mother.
I'm sorry Samus ...
... My time has come ...
I see the light!
Tell me what you see...
I see to...
... Freddie ...
OMG...
We ... are ... the ... champions ...
My friend ...
Come on Samus ...
Be strong...
... And kill that asshole ...
The ... show ... must ... go ... on ...
...Do not forget...
... The show ...
... must ...
... go ...
... on ...
Oh no...
The little boy sacrificed himself for me ...
But thanks to that ...
You got so mad that you shot rainbows!
You repelled Mother Brain ...
... and saved an ostrich, an egg and three monkeys!
It seems like eating a joke.
And you destroyed the whole planet Zebes.
Very busy day.
I guess the death of the Metroid marked me, right?
God, what if it marked you ...
You were unbearable in the mission of the Ship Bottle ...
... where you went silly lost ...
You were even afraid of Ridley, having fought with him so many times!
That's what I remember a bit, I wanted to show my most sensitive side.
Already, overacting ...
After that mission, you had to go back to SR388 ...
... where the parasite X infected you ...
Then you got drunk and we told you:
"No aunt, do not take the ship, you're going to get caught by space police!"
But no case ...
You followed and PAM!
You crashed into an asteroid belt ...
And that, I'm coming for a beer ...
... that the fridge is next to sector five ...
... that with the cold it gives a touch!
To save you, we use Metroid DNA.
Attached to parasite X of your body ...
... we threw it into a field of wheat and PAM, it became Chocapic!
Now this whole base is full of X parasites.
He stole all the skills, the improvements to your suit ...
... and walk around the station as if it were your house ...
... destroying everything ...
After having had a thousand clones of myself, nothing impresses me anymore ...
I'll finish you, Samus Aran!
My beer!
Wait, pause.
I can not believe it!
We are in the day and the hour that was opening the last episode of the novel!
Please, let's see it, please, please, please ...!
My mother, often final.
Yes, who would have thought that the ex-husband of Maria Rosaura was also the missing brother of his cousin.
And that moment of the wedding, with his second ex-husband, the sailor ...
... and when the priest committed suicide it has been impressive!
So María Rosaura, recover her lands!
Shut up!
A post-credit scene!
But what!?
What are you telling me!?
My mother!
They had said that the series ended here!
Open end!
There will be a fifth season!
Have you seen how the painter took the testament of María Rosaura and rimpió?
What could it mean?
I think that increasing the series more would destroy it ...
... They had left everything perfect ...
Yes, nobody wants fifth parties ...
That they increase the chronology with new episodes spin-off, sequels spin-off ...
... or remakes inside it.
But a new episode beyond the four?
Please...
But the companies that do this will have to live on something, I say ...
Yes, but you have to see the series from the beginning to understand everything.
You know?
I do not feel like fighting anymore, so I'm leaving.
Just a moment...
Yes?
Well, I recovered almost all my abilities.
And in my memory, all that telenovela is already recorded.
I do not have to see it anymore!
To be continue...
No no no no no no!
This time there will be no open endings!
Oh no!
I'm missing the improvement of the ice beam!
So I can not kill that Metroid ...
Flee to the ports of the base!
I activated a countdown to destroy the base in space!
To get rid of all the X parasites and the Metroids at once!
Could we do this when we wanted to?
This ... Adam ...?
There is no ship here to escape!
What? There should be one!
Dammit...
The parasite X has joined me ...
Good and evil must coexist.
I suppose...
But hey, monster dies!
Well, the ship sinks adrift.
It will have to face my death ...
I have not lost my touch ...
... and that I do not play the cello since my cameo in Tetris.
In your face!
Take "prank" from the rich.
The three monetes and the ostrich!
You will say the two ostriches!
The egg was born!
You liked the joke?
We're going to upload it to YouTube!
Oh you, bastards...!
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