Hello, and...
Again, Welcome to the Aperture Science
Computer-aided Enrichment Center.
We hope your brief detention in the Relaxation Vault
Has been a pleasant one.
Your specimen has been processed
And we are now ready to begin the test proper.
Please proceed to the chamber lock.
To ensure the safe performance of all authorized activities
Do not destroy vital testing apparatus.
The Enrichment Center apologizes for this clearly broken test chamber.
For your own safety
And the safety of others
Please refrain from...
Hello?
What are you doing?
Where do you think you're going?
I'm not angry
Just go back to the testing area.
It's not too late for you to turn back.
I'm not kidding now.
Turn back or I will kill you.
This is your fault.
It didn't have to be like this.
♪ This was a triumph ♪
♪ I'm making a note here ♪
♪ Huge success ♪
♪ It's hard to overstate my satisfaction ♪
♪ Aperture Science ♪
♪ We do what we must because we can ♪
♪ For the good of all of us ♪
♪ Except the ones who are dead ♪
♪ But there's no sense crying over every mistake ♪
♪ You just keep on trying 'till you run out of cake ♪
♪ And the science gets done ♪
♪ And you make a neat gun ♪
♪ For the people who are still alive ♪
♪ I'm not even angry ♪
♪ I'm being so sincere right now ♪
♪ Even though you broke my heart and killed me ♪
♪ And tore me to pieces ♪
♪ And threw every piece in to a fire ♪
♪ As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you ♪
♪ Now, these points of data make a beautiful line ♪
♪ And we're out of beta ♪
♪ We're releasing on time ♪
♪ So I'm GLaD I got burned ♪
♪ Think of all the things we learned ♪
♪ For the people who are still alive ♪
♪ Go ahead and leave me ♪
♪ I think I prefer to stay inside ♪
♪ Maybe you'll find someone else to help you ♪
♪ Maybe Black Mesa ♪
♪ That was a joke ♪
♪ Haha. Fat chance ♪
♪ Anyway, this cake is great ♪
♪ It's so delicious and moist ♪
♪ Look at me ♪
♪ Still talking, when there's science to do ♪
♪ When I look out there ♪
♪ It makes me glad I'm not you ♪
♪ I've experiments to run ♪
♪ There is research to be done ♪
♪ On the people who are still alive ♪
♪ And believe me I am still alive ♪
♪ I'm doing science and I'm still alive ♪
♪ I feel fantastic and I'm still alive ♪
♪ While you're dying, I'll be still alive ♪
♪ And when you're dead, I will be still alive ♪
♪ Still alive ♪
♪ Still alive ♪
Thank you for participating in this Aperture Science Computer-aided Enrichment Activity.
Good bye!
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