- Hey, everybody! - We have got some awesome news.
Our season seven DVD is now available in our online store.
So go to wherethebearsare.tv and go and get it, get it, get it today.
Our season seven DVD has amazing extras,
including the uncensored feature length version of our show
that's translated into a bunch of different languages.
Yeah, it also has the all new 20 minute Valentine's Day special--
- It's really good. - It's so good.
You can only get it on the DVD.
Here's a sneak peak of a DVD extra.
(both scream)
Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god!
Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!
Shut up!
What if Nelson walked in right now? I can't be having sex with you.
I mean, ew, just the thought of it.
I thought you were Mickey!
Our season seven DVD also includes never before seen bloopers,
sexy outtakes with, guess what?
Rear nudity.
Deleted scenes, and our infamous drunken feature length commentary
where Ben drinks way too much.
- Spills all our secrets. - Exactly.
You know, this is the last season of "Where the Bears Are,"
and you're gonna wanna have season seven and all of our previous seasons
in your home viewing library.
So go to wherethebearsare.tv, click on the store button,
and order your season seven DVD today.
Yeah, that way you'll get it in plenty of time for the holidays,
get it before everybody else, and it makes the perfect holiday gift.
Oh, and if you order season seven with all the previous seasons,
you get a huge savings, because we like huge savings
when we sell our bundles.
So guys, this is the series finale of "Where the Bears Are",
and I just don't know how to thank you
for the last seven years.
We have had an incredible time, and I'm gonna try not to cry.
But I probably will.
It's been loads of fun and we've only been able to do seven seasons
because of the fans that have watched the show,
that have encouraged us, who've donated, and have made the whole thing possible.
And it's been one of the most remarkable experiences of our lives.
- Yeah. - We never had any idea
that it would become what it has become, and we thank you for that.
Yes, thank you so much.
It's just been the funnest thing I've ever done in my life.
So get the tissues out and enjoy the season finale of "Where the Bears Are."
Bye... forever.
Jesus.
You think you're hot shit, Nelson 'cause you have your own fucking show?
What's the title of the show? "Otis Fairbanks Nelly Bottom"?
You're such a fucking pussy!
I thought Todd was into real men. I'm surprised you're not crying right now.
I'm warning you, the studio is making me take martial arts training,
so these hands and feet are like deadly weapons.
(makes weird noises)
(chuckles)
♪Where the bears are We wanna be♪
SEASON 7: EPISODE 16 GOODBYE BEARS
You've gotta be fucking kidding me.
Sumo wrestler, maybe.
Karate master, I don't think so.
Time to die, Nelson.
(both groan)
(gun blast)
It's okay. It's okay.
It's okay. It's okay. Okay.
SIX MONTHS LATER
PALM SPRINGS
Hey, thank you, guys, all for coming out and staying with me this weekend.
Thank you. You were a wonderful host, Wood.
And we all loved the new house. We're very proud of you. Congratulations.
- Thank you. - Absolutely.
This was the perfect way to spend our last weekend together
- before we all... go our separate ways. - (groans)
We needed to get away
after packing up the house in Los Angeles and getting everything moved out.
- Did you guys really sell off everything? - Yep.
Rami and I are starting completely from scratch in Turkey.
Well, I still can't believe that our resident bachelor
Reggie Hatch is finally getting married.
You sure you're ready for that kind of commitment?
I think so. (chuckles)
Rami's a special guy and I'm really lucky to have him.
Hey, you guys promised, you're coming to the wedding in Istanbul next year.
- Absolutely. - You're footing the bill. We'll be there.
Oh, and I can't wait to visit you guys in London.
The men there are so hot.
I just hope I can get past the language barrier.
(chuckling)
You know, guys, Marcus and I have never been to London.
Well, please come visit anytime,
although you might want to wait until next spring to come visit because--
Because I just found out that I have been cast in the London stage production
of Agatha Christie's "And Then There Were None"
with Ian McKellen and Judy Dench.
- Wow. Great. - That's amazing.
Yes. You know, who needs that American TV money? That play could run forever.
Really? You're ready to say goodbye to Hollywood forever, Nelson?
I think I am.
I've got something better and, you know, life's too short to live apart.
Oh, I have some big news too.
Sebastian owned a huge estate out here in Palm Springs,
and he left it to me in his will.
So George and I are gonna turn it into a clothing optional resort
- in Warm Sands. - (chuckles)
- Of course. - What else would you spend it on?
You know, with you guys leaving LA, there was really no reason for me to stay,
so I think this is gonna be a good change for me.
- I agree. - Yeah, Palm Springs is great.
Well, you know, guys, Marcus and I have some news as well.
You wanna tell 'em, babe?
Sure. Well, Chad and I are going to be dads!
- What? - What?
Yeah, we decided to adopt a baby girl.
- Oh my God! Congratulations. - Thank you.
Well, we need to make a toast to that.
Yeah.
Here's to new beginnings.
New beginnings.
- Cheers. - (car horn honks)
Hey! Your airport shuttle has arrived.
Oh, George. Time to go.
- Really? - Be careful.
- I love you. - You too.
Bye, Marcus. I love you.
- Thank you so much, good luck. - I'm so happy for you guys.
- Good luck in London. - So great.
Chad, congratulations. You're gonna be a great dad.
Thank you. We're gonna come see you guys.
- See you in Europe. - Yes.
You guys come out, I'll give you a half-priced day pass.
- We're there. We're there. - Yeah.
Aw, I'm actually gonna miss those guys.
Me too. But I won't miss the drama.
Me either. I love you, babe.
I love you too.
I'm sorry, guys, but I'm getting sad.
Yeah, me too.
We have had some good times, haven't we?
♪It hits you♪
♪So hard♪
♪And throws you, throws you so off guard♪
♪Then sweeps you away♪
♪You have no choice but to stay♪
♪Suddenly a moment's sublime♪
♪Everything falls right right in line♪
♪By luck or by design♪
♪In a moment of clarity♪
♪You know you have to believe♪
♪Now you know♪
♪Yes I know that there's somebody♪
♪For everybody♪
♪Just say it♪
♪Oh oh oh♪
♪Just say it, oh oh oh♪
♪Lifted so high♪
♪It's like you're dancing on the sky♪
♪Then falling back down♪
♪Let it go, let if flow...♪
PALM SPRINGS INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT
All right, I'll meet you in short-term parking, George.
Oh, Wood, where else would I be but in short-term parking?
- Goodbye, George. - Oh, bye, everybody.
- Bye. - Fly safe.
Bye-bye.
Wow. It's so cool you guys get to fly on private jets.
Yeah, one of the perks of working for royalty, I guess.
And Prince Omar loves me and Rami. (chuckles)
I, uh... I guess this is it.
Yeah.
I'm gonna miss you guys.
- We're gonna miss you too. - We're gonna miss you too, Wood.
No, I mean I'm...
(voice wavering) I'm really gonna miss you. Um...
I know I'm not that smart and...
don't always use the best words but...
I just wanna say that...
you guys have been the best friends I've ever had.
I feel the same way, you know,
it's a cold world out there.
(voice wavering) Los Angeles can be a very cruel and lonely place and
somehow I was lucky enough...
to have you guys come into my life.
Your friendship means the world to me.
You know, I used to think
the family you're born into was your real family,
and that your friends were just the people you hung out with,
you got drunk with, you hit on guys with.
And then the three of you walked into my life,
and I finally knew what a real family was.
I treasure you guys.
And thank you for being my family.
When I first met you guys seven years ago
I didn't have any direction or purpose to my life.
And that's exactly what the three of you gave me.
And I can honestly say now...
that I'm a different person than I was,
and a better person because of you.
And no matter what happened I wouldn't change any of it
for the world, not a single second.
All right, we should go.
- Yeah. - Fly safe.
Reggie, wait...
Don't tell Nelson and Todd, but, um...
I think I'm gonna miss you the most.
I think I'm gonna miss you the most too, Wood.
Be safe.
♪Where the bears are We wanna be♪
♪Where the bears are We wanna be♪
♪Where the bears are We wanna be♪
♪Where the bears are We wanna be♪
♪I wanna live in the land of men♪
♪With facial fur and questionable odor♪
♪Where the bears are We wanna be♪
♪A beauty face, make no mistake,♪
♪Woof, I think I slept with this whole place♪
♪Where the bears are We wanna be♪
♪Pool parties in February♪
♪Just to rub a furry belly♪
♪Where the bears are We wanna be♪
♪Bitch please no not at the bar♪
♪Hit me up later on GROWLr♪
♪Where the bears are We wanna be♪
♪Where the bears are We wanna be♪
♪Where the bears are We wanna be♪
♪Where the bears are, someone lusts for me♪
♪Where the bears are, someone lusts for me♪
♪Where the bears are We wanna be♪
♪Where the bears are Someone lusts for me♪
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