I am here to talk about the Live.me campaign called #SquashTheHate.
All of my InnerTubers you could find me on Live.Me also and the idea is that some people
have been taking a squash and writing on it something ugly that somebody said to them
and then they squash it and they smash it. Well, I don't know how much you
know about Granny PottyMouth, but I've been poor a lot in my life and I'm
really not so keen on wasting food and certainly not hitting it with a fucking
sledgehammer. But I'll tell you what it did do I bought some lovely squash we
have three different kinds of green squash and one yellow squash and just
like people we can all peacefully coexist.
We don't want hate and we don't want ugly we also have some tomatoes
all different colors of tomatoes just like all different colors of squash.
Everybody coexists very peacefully. There's no hate because that shit is fucked,
it's just fucked. It's. . .it's not right. That's not how we treat each other.
Rice. Let me show you the rice. Two different kinds of rice. We have many different kinds of
rice we have many different kinds of tomato we have many different types of
squash. Now don't you think that if we can eat all these things we could also
be nice to everybody together? I think that would just be the tits. That would
be actually MEGAtits. So, hang tight. I'm gonna go to the stove with this.
Ha Ha! Satan suck a dick.
this is the best pan ever for cooking vegetables. I'm gonna use this
big spoon and throw some of this shit in the pan.
Oh, if you watched my fried rice video this is the same wok. I love this thing.
Some special seasoning.
I used an old jar and it's a combination of things that I really really like. I like a little bit
of ground pepper. I like a little bit of paprika. I like a little
tiny tiny bit of onion powder. I can't eat onions so I never put them in
anything. If you like them, you can add them, dear, but I don't like them and they
don't like my belly so I don't eat them. Because why the fuck would I eat
anything that doesn't like my belly? Some zest of lemon and, um, salt of course - a
little bit of salt, not too much. Don't want to fuck with my blood pressure.
But this little tomato salsa. Mmmm - that is just gonna be MEGAtits.
So the plan is I lay some rice down and then I lay some squash down and then I lay
some tomato down. Oh fucking orgasmic that's all. That's how I cook. Every meal
gotta be fucking orgasmic. If it's not, then I don't want to eat it.
Here, I want to show you the difference between translucent and not translucent.
See there? Oh, MEGAtits. Oh, I have to have a bite right now.
Actually, this right here is FASTasFUCK. The only thing that takes a little bit of time is the prep.
Mmmmm.
Doesn't that look lovely?
Rice that gets along peacefully with other rice -- just like people should.
Yes! This is ready.
See there we've got some nice color.
Now just sort of sprinkle this this
relish around the sides for a nice presentation. I mean, you'd think I was
running a fucking gourmet restaurant how much attention I put to the food I put
on the table. There now doesn't that look lovely?
So we've got a fork and we've got a fork, right? We got two forks. That's being
forked right there. I think we take the big fork and we squash the fuck out of
this hate.
I purposefully did not write anything on my squash because I don't want to give
any more air to the few people who give me shit.
You can all be in on the #squashthehate campaign. Don't let hate ruin your life and don't
let hate be what you do. Okay? You follow me, subscribe, tell all your friends, share
it on your socials. You know the drill. And always always remember - Granny loves you.
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