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- [Narrator] Fame, sacrifice, and lots of selfies.

- I'm gonna, I'm gonna do a really funny one.

- [Narrator] Stephen Blatt was your typical,

average high-schooler until he got a phone

for his 14th birthday.

Now, his life is anything but typical or average.

- Now I'm living the American dream.

- [Narrator] The full story tonight

on The Real Stephen Blatt.

(funky tech sounds montage)

- 'Sup, guys?

Just about to do an interview

with this lady, Lulu Taylor.

You guys know her, I know her,

and you're about to know more about me

than you coulda ever dreamed.

- Have you always been comfortable in front of a camera?

- Nah, actually, I used to be a huge dork.

- What made you, um, a dork?

- Oh man, I was just into all this dorky shit, you know?

Like hanging out with my family,

(loud celebrating)

playing the violin,

(violin scale)

learning about science and shit.

- Yeah?

Good.

- [Stephen] Spending quality time with my dad.

I was such a dork.

- That's great.

- It's great if you wanna be a dork.

(laughs)

- Well, I mean-

(laughs)

I mean, mm.

- I'm not playin'.

- Okay.

And when did all of that change?

- When did I stop being a dork?

- Yes.

- Two years ago, on my 14th birthday.

♫ Happy birthday, dear Stephen

- Me.

♫ Happy birthday to you

(kissing)

- I love you guys.

(blows loudly)

(family cheering)

- Your presents. - Your presents.

- Whoa, look, Dad.

It had been a pretty lame party up until then.

I had just gotten a dorky book about plankton

'cause I thought I wanted to be a marine biologist,

and then it happened, finally.

I was the last kid I knew to get one.

My parents had been such selfish dicks.

That's when all my dreams started to become, um...

- A reality? - Non-dreams.

(rapid texting)

- So, anything interesting happen at school today, bud?

Hey, how was that assembly with the astronaut?

(text sending)

- Honey, your father asked you a question.

- Huh?

No, no, I'm straight.

- What?

- You asked about Mark Frode?

- No, I asked about school.

- It was pretty chill, I guess.

Grant Maron tagged me in a photo.

He's got the third most Instagram

followers in the whole grade.

- Oh, way to go, pal.

That's pretty street.

- Stephen, did your dad tell you

about the baseball tickets he got for you?

- Baseball tickets?

To the Rays game this Friday night

in a box owned by my boss?

How the heck would I have been able to do that?

- I thought you told me-

- I'm just kidding.

I was gonna wait to see if the scores come up

on your next science test, but uh,

what the fuck, hm?

- Jim, language.

- Oops, my bad.

- Honey, does that sound like a fun thing to do?

- For your chat app?

- Stephen?

- Huh?

I'm straight.

- You're straight being yes?

Oh.

(shutter snaps)

(typing)

(baseball music) (audience applauds)

(bell rings)

- Hey, you guys seen that new app to blow shit up?

- Yeah, it's pretty tight.

- Yeah, but there's a better one.

Has actual body parts and stuff.

Other one's for pussies.

- Oh yeah, you can see little bits of brain stuff and-

- Hey, Stephen.

Science team starts up again on Monday,

and I haven't found anybody else to work

on that ocean acidification project,

so if you wanna rejoin, we could finish it.

- Yeah, Chris, I dunno if I have time

for science team this year.

It's like, my schedule's pretty tight.

Not tight like lit, but-

- (imitates siren) Dork alert.

What's your name?

Chris DiNilfo.

- Chris DiDorko.

(Stephen laughs)

Why you trying to get in my story, bro?

- Oh no, I was just, I was just-

- And what's up with you tagging me

in your lame family photos?

I'm not in your family.

We're not even friends, dude.

- I don't...

Yeah, but I thought you tagged me

in that photo you took in the cafeteria.

- When you try to tag your actual friend,

Stephen Blane, and you tag some dork

named Stephen Blatt instead,

and he's all faggy and happy about it.

No hate, though, and no tolerance for bullying.

Peace.

- Yo, will you tag me in that?

(rock music)

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How Fast Do Languages Evolve? - Dyirbal glottochronology 1 of 2 - Duration: 5:45.

Languages change over time, but do some evolve faster than others?

Let's say you fall into a coma hearing your language spoken all around you.

You snap awake in the same place but at a different time.

They're still speaking your language but you can't understand a word.

How long were you out?

We'll try to answer that question in the next two videos, starting this time with the speed

of language change.

Gerbil.

Ha-ha.

No, Dyirbal, the name of a language in Queensland, Australia, a very quirky language first brought

to our attention at the turn of the 1900s and full of so many unexpected features that

the grammar written about it earned the status of a linguistic epic.

Thanks to this book, even from my first linguistics class, I heard fantastic tales of Dyirbal's

fascinating features.

Features like... it has four genders: human males and animals, human females and fire

and water and harmful things, edible things, and other or inanimate objects.

It has incredibly free word order.

To the uninitiated, Dyirbal sentences might seem about as organized as word soup.

The people, the Dyirbalŋan, have a no vagueness policy.

They couldn't say vaguely: she made me laugh.

They'd have to be more specific: she told a joke and I laughed, she tripped and I laughed,

she tickled me and I laughed.

And in this language there's not even a general word for "language"!

If that's not enough to tickle you, consider my favorite of Dyirbal's eccentricities.

A woman had to speak very differently in earshot of her father-in-law, and

a man around his mother-in-law.

They called this Dyalŋuy.

It had the same grammar as normal speech, Guwal, but the content words were switched

out to avoid offense.

Dyalŋuy came in handy in other complex social situations, but it always involved speaking

with completely different vocabulary.

It sounds extreme, but it happened!

Dyirbal was so peculiar and so influential that linguists have even gone as far as to

say that, without Dixon's grammar, our understanding of the world's language diversity would be

much poorer.

Something odd happened when linguists returned to study the language just decades later.

Traditional Dyirbal was mostly a memory.

A new Dyirbal, Young Dyirbal, had taken over.

The class system had been reworked.

Word order was now fixed, with basic subject-verb-object sentences just like English.

The Mother-in-law language had been upended.

Some everyday words were being used in new ways and others were being forgotten for good.

Were we watching Dyirbal dismantle itself in front of us?

Can the core features of a language really evolve this fast?

What is the speed of language change, and how could we even measure it?

Well, ask Morris Swadesh.

He's the first person I know of who laid out a method for calculating

the rate of language change.

He developed a one-size-fits-all solution he swore would work for every language around

the world, from Norway all the way to the northern rainforest of Australia.

Take a list of words.

Basic words that kids learn at an early age.

The kind that, ideally, don't get replaced very much from generation to generation.

Compare it to the same list of words in a descendant language.

What you should find is that some words have been replaced, but many are still essentially

the same word.

Sure, some sounds will get tweaked, and it may take an expert's eye to recognize

their sameness.

So Dixon tells us that the Dyirbal word for dog is "guda".

But when he documented a neighboring language, Mbabaram, they told him that their word for

dog is... "dog".

Seriously.

Nothing to do with English though; it's a coincidence.

It turns out that this word is cognate with guda.

For Swadesh, that counts as a retention.

On the other hand, water is "bana" in all Dyirbal dialects except one where it's "gamu";

this counts as a change.

Once you know the proportion of retained words, next comes the fun part: glottochronology,

"timing tongues".

Swadesh thought that basic vocabulary works like radioactive decay, meaning that all languages

replace words at a constant rate over long periods.

And he felt vindicated when he checked his assumption against history, say, the time

it actually took for Latin to turn into the Romance languages.

The method looked solid.

After 1000 years a language keeps 86% of the 100 words on Swadesh's list.

It's an amazing thought.

Just looking at a list of words in a language, he could calculate how old it is and how far

it is from its relatives.

He could even construct a lexical chronometer!

That's the nerdiest thing I've said all day.

But it predicts how long it takes to hit major vocabulary milestones and end up with

a brand new language.

Remember our hypothetical coma patient?

Yeah, they'll be waiting a long time before Dyirbal changes into a new language.

Another 900 years, because languages change at a constant rate!

Except... they don't.

Come back next time to see why not and learn a bit more about Australia's languages as

we ask: how long can a language last before it becomes unrecognizable?

That's right, a two-parter!

Because this is too interesting and because my drawing hand needs a rest.

So stick around and subscribe for language.

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The Awful Ride to Airport / The Future is Accessible - Storytime | Kate's Adventures - Duration: 8:10.

If you've been watching my VidCon vlogs, you might be wondering

"Why isn't there a video from the day she went home?"

That was the day I traveled from Anaheim right back to Scotland

and there isn't a vlog for that and there's a couple of reasons for that.

Firstly I didn't vlog very much and secondly most of the vlog footage I did take

was in relation to my trip to the airport. Now this is

an incident that's still fresh in my mind a month later.

I'm going to tell it to you today because I think it's an important story

and I don't really have any notes written down so hopefully this isn't gonna get too rambly

but this is something I really feel is important to share, so let's get going.

It was the morning after VidCon and it was time for me to go home.

I'd booked a shared ride service to pick me up from my hotel and take me to the airport.

A shared ride service for anyone who doesn't know is basically a company that has a big van

and they pick up various passengers who are all going to a similar destination.

So in this case it was going around hotels in the Anaheim area and taking us all to the airport.

When the driver arrived at my hotel, I got the feeling that he was a little bit grumpy.

I don't really know what it was he just seemed very impatient

he just wanted to get out of there really quickly

and he'd been grumbling to another couple of passengers about a window being open.

I don't know what his deal was, whether it was just Sunday morning,

whether something has happened I don't know but he just seemed really really impatient.

We get to the next hotel and there are two passengers waiting to be picked up.

One of them is in a wheelchair. The wheelchair actually belonged to the hotel

and all the passenger really needed was some extra time to get in and out the van

and some help from her friend. As soon as he saw this girl in the chair,

it's like any patience that he had had totally disappeared.

The atmosphere in the van was really really awkward.

He was telling this girl "You're wasting my time".

He didn't really want to talk to her, he wasn't too nice to her friend either.

And it's like he thought the two of them were troublemakers that were there to sabotage his day

as opposed to treating them like passengers. These people were customers of his

and he was being so so horrible to them, it was really really awkward.

And if I thought that was bad, what happened next was so horrendous

that I'm smiling but it just isn't funny, I can't actually believe this happened.

We get to the airport and it just so happens that these two girls are the first ones to be dropped off.

Now the driver is aware that when he picked them up one of the girls was in a wheelchair.

He's aware she needs extra time in and out the van.

And he's also aware that the wheelchair she was using belonged to the hotel, not the girl.

So when she gets out at the airport she's going to have to locate another chair.

So what did he do? He dropped them off in the middle of the road

nowhere near anywhere they could get a chair.

I am...I honestly... I am so angry about this.

If I'd realized that's what he was going to do, I would have got out as well because

that was just shocking behavior. This was one of the lanes where

you could still drop off even though you were basically in the middle of the road

so he'd stopped, he got all their stuff out, the girls got out and then he drove away.

And they weren't really anywhere near a chair.

So this girl had to wait in the middle of the road with all their luggage

while her friends had to go and get her a chair.

This whole thing...it's been like a month and it still bothers me that this happened.

It still bothers me that I witnessed this and I wasn't able to do anything about it.

If I'd realized that's what he was going to do, if I'd realized

he would have the sheer nerve to drop somebody off in the middle of the road.

I... I just couldn't even imagine that that's something he could do.

Following this I went the whole way home and I couldn't stop thinking about it.

I honestly couldn't believe that that was something that has happened.

I still think I'm in disbelief that it ever happened if I hadn't have been there,

I would have thought that this was somebody exaggerating.

Because I just haven't really ever been opened up to that, I'm an able-bodied person

I've never experienced that for myself and it was honestly eye-opening.

And I can't believe that people have to go through that and I'm really sad that they do,

I'm really sad that that's a believable thing.

If you're watching this you might be wondering why didn't the girls order a wheelchair-accessible van?

I actually know the reason for this but because it's not really my story to share,

I'm going to keep the details vague.

Basically the girl hadn't known she was going to be in a wheelchair.

She hadn't known she was gonna have reduced mobility that day

so they ordered a regular van thinking that everything would be fine.

And really everything would have been fine,

all she really needed was a little bit of extra time getting in and out.

I don't think her ordering the "wrong van" is a valid reason for him acting like a jerk.

Because she was still able to get in and out the van, she just needed extra time.

And loads of people could need extra time for getting in and out the van.

An elderly person could need extra time for getting in and out the van.

Somebody with young kids could need extra time getting in and out the van.

Hey even me, I could need extra time for getting in and out the van.

And I don't need to order a wheelchair accessible van so why should she?

On that day I really realized what the phrase "The Future is Accessible" means.

And if I don't call out that behavior, if I just ignore it then I'm not really...

I'm not really contributing towards that world becoming a reality.

And I want to live in that world, I want to live in a place where we don't blame people for our problems.

Where we don't think disability is an issue

or that they're doing somebody a favor by taking them to the airport when they have a disability.

That is a load of rubbish I have to say.

And I want to live in a world where that doesn't happen.

I want to live in a world that that doesn't happen to me, it doesn't happen to my friends,

my family and it doesn't happen to complete strangers because it is horrible to see

regardless of who they are to you. And it is horrible to hear about

and it's horrible to even know that somewhere in the world that's happening.

Is it cruel to boycott a company based on one bad experience? Yes and no.

Yes because it could just be the driver's prejudices and ignorance that led to this- this experience

and they might not be indicative of the company as a whole.

But then that driver is an ambassador to them

and the company themselves might be putting time limits onto him

that make him feel like he has to rush everybody in and out the van.

And if that's what's going on then I think the company really needs to think about hiring more staff,

being more patient with people and putting more of an emphasis on customer service.

Because customer service isn't just getting there on time.

It's getting there and making sure that the customers feel respected

and that was definitely missing on this journey.

This is usually the point where I say I hope you enjoyed the video

but is this really the sort of video that you can enjoy?

I suppose really more I want to say I hope this experience taught you something,

I hope it makes you think about how disabled people are treated

and I hope that if anything similar happens you maybe consider making a stand yourself.

And making a stand can be giving them survey results, not using the company again,

it doesn't necessarily mean a YouTube Storytime video!

So thanks for watching everybody, if you have any thoughts on this I'd love to hear them down below.

I don't feel right doing the sort of "links around the screen" thing

but you know where they are if you want to check them out

and hopefully I'll see you back soon, cheerio!

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New PJ Masks Rival Racers Track Playset Vs Indominus Rex Jurassic World Lego Dinosaur Toys Unboxing - Duration: 15:39.

Oh No Romeo, night ninja, and Luna girl have

gathered together in released lots of dinosaurs on the city Wow can our rival

racers beat them can catboy owlette and Gekko rescue the city from all these

dinosaurs keep watching to find out includes PJ Masks Gekko PJ Masks Owlette PJ Masks Catboy

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for you guys today today we have PJ masks rival racers track playset awesome

this thing looks cool and it includes cat boy and his car and night ninja

applause and let's check out the back this has set includes 25 track pieces

cat boy figure cat car night ninja bus and sticker sheet also it has two

launchers and it looks awesome it says zoom around the loop crash

through the museum Luna girl pops up cool let's see what's inside

Wow it's a lot of track pieces okay guys so you've got cat boy in night ninja and

his boss and all these different track boots it's awesome

let's go ahead and put this together and then we have a bunch of stickers here

which you could go ahead and place on there

wow we get this full set of stickers

okay guys let's check out the whole layout so here you have the launcher you

go ahead and set up a car for launch here you go ahead hit this the car flies

up there it goes around the loop over here here it keeps going right over

there as soon as it hits this spot over here moon a luna girl pops up TM or if you're

going from this way as soon as you hit that spot there Luna girl pops up thank

you crash burn and then here you have the second launcher so this one just go

ahead and hit the launcher here and it launches right through the doors how

sweet is that so you could pretend that this is like the doors like injures includes lego dinosaur toys Indominus Rex, T-Rex from Jurassic World

later so cap boys gotta get inside so what's he gonna do right through the

front door and then you got a ramp on the other side so let us see exactly

what happens when we hit that

boy guys I sure am bored nothing cool happens around here anymore

listen it's an alert calling PJ masks calling PJ masks quick get to the

command center oh no this sounds urgent let's go

what

Romeo lightnings you have released dinosaurs all over the city

quick it's time to cook everybody in the gecko movie yeah

knock his head off yeah cat-boy has got one of them and he is doing our victory

lap around the sea

top to bottom off the source is upon - can't get go where is our heroes who can

save get go it's out what driving the cat will be yeah ha ha ha

that terrible t-rex has stepped on the launcher what is going to happen now

oh no I wouldn't want to be in his shoes

off he goes and there goes his head can't we get rid of this terrible

velociraptor who is on our launcher let us see what is going to happen if we get

launched em right through the doors

what about this terrible t-rex what can we do with him

right up the ramp is gotten huge

and giggles cutting huge deal

and what has gotten huge

yay

hola super giggles

I'll get go time to finish the job your heroes have saved the day but where are

the villains oh no they're trying to boss Kent boy

his car but night ninja has escaped into the night to save our day our heroes go

but it's time to return home because tomorrow they have school

Wow guys what a mess we made oh boy can any of you guys come over my house too

up and clean up this mess this is gonna take forever

ha ha that was a lot of fun guys ah well I want to thank you guys for viewing and

say if you do enjoy this sack I'll put a link below the video where you can buy

it and also if you did like it click like and leave me comments at - or to

see review well other dinosaurs I do got over a thousand videos the

majority of them are dinosaur videos so go ahead and check out my playlist and I

want to thank you guys for being awesome and I will see you tomorrow

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Why you need Rideshare Insurance - GEICO - Duration: 0:55.

What you need to know about ridesharing insurance.

GEICO ridesharing insurance is a hybrid policy.

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How to share the road with motorcycles.

Hey, Driver!

There's a few things you need to know about sharing the road.

Bikes are narrow, so they can hind in your blind spots or be hidden by other objects.

Look twice.

Motorcycles aren't always visible.

When motorcycle drivers slow down, they might use the throttle, not the brake, so you may

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Treat motorcycles like cars.

Allow 3 to 4 seconds of following distance.

See that biker?

She's not being reckless.

She's navigating road conditions you might not be aware of.

Be courteous.

Road conditions affect motorcycles differently.

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My Dating Deal-Breaker | FOON FAN FRIDAY - Jason Farone - Duration: 9:43.

hey guys it's generic youtuber and today I'm gonna do my skincare routine because

so many of you requested it no they didn't give a shit what you bought at

CVS you need a skin tip wash your fucking face hey guys what's up today

we're not doing any skincare videos I thought he was gonna do it really really

really instead I think we should do a food fan Friday here we go here we go oh

that so much better yeah alright question number 1 anonymous says when is

the last time then what is

when is the last time that you went on a date or a funny story I actually I tried

it was the fail I tried to go on a date a few weeks ago but it did not work out

and here's why one of my biggest pet peeves with date

with people it doesn't even have to be for a date just anyone meeting anybody

I hate lateness on fucking infuriates me don't like waiting for people because I

think it's just rude it's an open admission that you think your time is

more important than mine and let me disabuse you over that my friend

bullshit so I met this guy at a pool party and he was like hey let's hang out

and he initiated it I was like are you gonna have my number I gave my number to

anybody I really don't care you come up to me you just ask for my number I'll

give it to you we don't even have to be talking walked out tapped me on the

shoulder total stranger I have your number sure

like what's the hell it's not that invasive vital like yeah just block it I

don't really care so um I know hit next question can I have your number 75

comments I got it funny all right you can say it it's cool I'm not gonna put

it online anyway so I told this guy ahead of time I was like are you gonna

be on time I do not like waiting for people in all caps which also super

romantic way to start a potential date right so he's like no I'm gonna be there

he picks the time and then he pushes it another half hour I'm like are you sure

you're gonna be there if you can't be there it's fine I'm not upset we'll

reschedule he's like no no my GPS says 4:20 and we were supposed to meet at

4:30 and I'm like alright alright fucking 5 o'clock rolls around he's not

there so fuck him I left that's what I do I don't wait longer than 15 minutes

for anybody I actually waited the full half-hour for this one because he was

cute and he was born at 90 which is the only thing he had going for him but you

know what I should have known with this lateness thing he was from Pittsburgh my

ex is from Pittsburgh what is it with you fucking people in Pittsburgh you

guys ever hear of a clock I wish you were

obsessed with time as you were with the fucking Steelers you know instead of

painting your town purple and gold whatever those stupid colors are what

about clocks everywhere his time is not one of your strong points seriously not

to mention he was also black so uh you know a way to keep stereotypes alive

all right moving on what's the weirdest thing that happened to you this week I

think the weirdest thing that happened to me was I was sent this on snapchat

too I was laying naked right here in the bed making dirty nursery rhymes for you

guys sure what else would you do it 11:00 at night right so I'm making dirty

nursery rhymes and all of a sudden someone walks through the door walks

right into my place I'm nude on the bed and I look up and I go hello and he

looks at me and he goes oh I'm sorry backs out and shuts the door

what all right now as it turns out what I think happened was I think he was here

to fuck the guy upstairs and he just walked into the wrong door so I kind of

understood in my head like in my head really quick I'm going I'm flashing

through every single face in former fuck-buddy I have ever had right going

dude someone try to surprise me is it my roommate like it's not even calculating

I'm not I'm not reacting like oh my god you here to kill me

like that's not what's happening in my head I don't feel like I'm in danger at

all but finally it clicks when I go hello

that hello meant pretty sure I don't know yeah and then he saw me and I think

the reason he stayed for a second was because he's here to hook up with

anonymous right it's supposed to be some anonymous hook-up my bed maybe he was

like maybe he's not turned around yet you know maybe it was one of those you

know just show up ass up and dump and leave kind of thing and I was like I

know know what the situation on your end was

but you have to put yourself in his shoes for a second he walks in the door

there's a guy laying naked on the bed seems like the right scene but little

does he know I'm just sitting here making dirty Nursery Rhymes oh I should

lock my doors okay moving right along oh my god you're back I missed you so much

can I see your abs please yeah I guess boy I was gone for two months you guys

deserve that all right I'll be your object for a second all right next Jason

thank you for being so honest with us you've inspired me to drink less and

stop doing drugs but I'm afraid it will be too hard how should I do it let me

just start out by saying there's two very different categories that people

who use substances fall into one or addicts and one or abusers now abusers

are people that's much more common a lot of people fall into that category I fell

into that category and it's the only reason that I could kind of get through

this without proper health you know like if you need to be counseled and you're

having cravings you might fall into the addict category and you need

professional help and you need assistance in getting through your

addictions because it's an actual addiction whether it be mental or

physical someone who abuses drugs it's just someone when you know they get

around it they do a little bit too much this is Cindy who goes out maybe Friday

with her gals for happy hour and she blacks out and can't remember exactly

how the night ended she's not an alcoholic because she's not hitting it

again on Monday but a lot of us do that where we go out we drink too much or we

do too many drugs but we're not actually dependent on the substance I don't know

you personally or where you are how often you're doing it or how bad you

need the substances if you're simply abusing them I say cut it down or cut it

out if you're actually addicted to it I suggest you get help you get treatment

maybe you go to a program whatever you need to do but you've

graduated out of abuse and you need a little more assistance and I think the

first thing to do is just kind of you know you got to put yourself in a

category label yourself why we love doing that as Millennials don't we sell

label me I'm gender-fluid you know what gender-fluid is if a boy or girl pisses

without some gender-fluid on the floor that is in I don't know how my card

turned there all right moving on now that morbid curiosity I have made a

throwaway account with no personal info in order to see how bizarre bestiality

is so my now considered an evil person

no I don't think you're evil I think um I think you're just very curious I'd say

you're sexually inquisitive I don't know I don't know I don't even think if you

were actually into it it necessarily makes you evil I think if you fucked a

pig against his will you know point-blank shame on you no I

don't think that makes you evil I think maybe you were watching a bunch of

videos in your life Moore's harm I want to see what's

actually horse song being curious about things no matter what it is does not

make you evil it simply makes you want to experience all the lovely things we

have on this earth even if it means coming in the back of a barn

lastly hey Jason I want to know what you think about this my girlfriend got

pissed at me because I called her a cunt why is that word so off-limits for girls

what would you call her if she was acting like a see-you-next-tuesday um

let me see you know I think that yeah for some reason cunt seems to be a real

hot button for a lot of girls I'm not sure why that is really it's it doesn't

carry any more weight than any other word we've created it's just a word made

by man in the English language it shouldn't no word should be like whoo

every word to me is equal kunshi be on the same level as that it's like it's

not tha TC um - yeah good all right I wanted to make sure it was two

four-letter words that I chose anyway I mean I guess if she's acting

punty and you think it's too harsh to call her a see-you-next-tuesday

you could always say she's the week after Tuesday twat all right guys that

is it for this week's food fan Friday I'm so happy to be doing this again with

you make sure to send in your questions and we will have more of these you know

because questions deserve answers this outros awkward love you bye wash

your fucking face

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The County Seat Vote By Mail - Duration: 28:51.

Hello everybody welcome to this week's

episode of The County Seat, I'm your host Chad

Booth. The elections are over and the results

are in now for the people in our panel

discussion today that is a big statement for

them to make because they can sigh a sigh of

relief because the process is concluded. Today

we have with us for our conversation about

mail in ballots a new process for voting that has

swept across the state county clerks from

across the state I will introduce them now.

Joanne Evans the clerk auditor from Duchesne

county thank you for driving in today. We have

Ricky Hatch from Weber County and we have

Sherri Swenson who is the Salt Lake County

Clerk it's nice to have a nice spread of different

counties from across the state. So for a lot of us

vote by mail seems like a new thing if we

missed an election a city election it's all still kind

of a new process. I want to start this

conversation with a little bit of the history and

JoAnne that is why you got invited to the table

today because Duchesne was the first county to

go all mail, and that not male that mail. Tell me

a bit about the implementation or the history

why did you guys decide to do this?

We did I for a couple different reasons we

needed to reduce some costs our budget was

getting tight and the economy was going low

type of thing but mostly because we were

chopped into 3 different house districts and we

wanted to have representation for Duchesne

county and after a lot of research and thinking

things through and talking with the

commissioners we decided that the best way to

do that was to go by mail and try to increase

our numbers. It worked for us up to a point.

than a machine ballot other than the fact that

the voting machines are expensive.

Well our voting machines total turn out when

we were running those we were only getting in

the upper 40's maybe low 50 percent turnout.

When we went by mail the very first year we

were 80% and in this last presidential race that

we had last year we got almost 90% so it

increases for us a whole tremendous amount.

Let me turn that perspective because they are

the ones that started the state for the two of

you. Did you think they were nuts when they

decided to vote by mail or had you guys been

contemplating?

Not at all in fact as soon as the law would allow

us to conduct regular elections by mail in 2013

were contracting to do the municipal elections

and we offered the cities opportunity to

conduct their elections by mail and the first two

cities that came on board was Cottonwood

Heights and West Jordan and they were so

successful the turnout in those city elections

was 2 and half 3 times what they had seen in

the past in a comparable election when people

had to go to polling places so we knew that it

was a success.

What were your reactions?

We already knew JoAnne was nuts because

she's an election official and we are all crazy.

We were impressed by her because it is scary to

take a new step we had been hearing the

advantages by mail up in Oregon and

Washington for quite some time and we could

see from an election administration stand point

a lot of benefits but it is scary to take the leap

so when JoAnne did it was kind of hold your

breath and we hope it works out. As it started

coming in and we started seeing it was working

for her county we talked more about the

benefits and we thought we did not see a lot of

downside here it seems like a good thing on the

elections administration side but also for the

voters as well.

So change is very hard particularly for

governments because they get traditions and

you get new people elected and it's just kind of

an issue, so briefly was there opposition in your

counties internally about them saying oh let's

not go down this road.

There was not in our county because we had

already had those discussions about what

would be best for us to get people in so there

was not any controversy with our county

officials at all.

For our county it was actually a fortuitous time

we had a special election that dealt with

property taxes but it was held in June was is

normally a lower turn out period and we

proposed this to the commission they said this

is the only way we can do this because we know

it will get higher turnout but we need the

decision and we do not want to wait until

November so it was a perfect time for them to

do it so actually we did not get any push back

either.

What about you, you have more people to deal

with than anybody?

Yes, when we first offered it to the cities the

cities that did not come on board in 2013

wanted to see how it worked for the other

cities were the two that did and then they were

convinced that it was successful so they came

on board so for the county council they were

very receptive there was a little concern they

had to explain the turn out would be better the

cost would be less and they would be very

supportive.

That is an excellent place to take a break from

the County Seat and when we come back we

will come back and talk about the costs of the

savings and how a county realizes that by doing

a vote by mail,

Welcome back to the County Seat we are

talking today about vote by mail we are now

into how many elections with this system? How

about Salt Lake County?

We did our first two municipals elections in the

primary in 2013 and then we did it again in

2015 so there was 4 and then last year there

was 7 for Salt Lake County.

Yes we were about the same our first election

was in 2013 and we kept going.

We have been going since the primary of 2010.

Okay as now as I understand this everybody has

options. It's not like you have to vote by mail

and if you do not have a mail box than you get

cheated out of voting. I guess that would be

the only way you would be cheated out of

voting if you did not have a mail box?

Then you still have options. Vote by mail is a

little bit of a misnomer not necessarily a

misnomer but it is misunderstood. For me vote

by mail simply means I mail the voter ballot if

you are a voter you are going to get a ballot in

the mail about 3 to 4 weeks before the election.

Now you have several options on how you are

going to cast that ballot you can vote it stamp it

put it in the mail. You can vote it and drop it in a

drop box you wait until election day and drop it

in ballot box at the voting center you can go in

person if you have visual impairment or other

needs or questions you can vote on machines in

person and some counties have early voting you

can vote early there are all sorts of different

options.

about cost savings and everybody says it saves

them money but it looks like you had to put

more options on the table if you can still go in

and vote at a polling place how are you saving

money as you still have to have the polls open.

I'd like to respond to that. We used to have

traditional polling places and for instances we

had in the 2012 presidential election 312 polling

locations and so having to prepare all of those

electronic voting machine for all those locations

having them employed by Companies having to

hire poll workers for all those locations that is

how it saves money. The preparation time for

getting all of that ready leading up to the

election versus getting ballots prepared and

mailing to people was so much more expensive

so we were able with vote by mail to

consolidate locations in the vote centers and

early voting locations and most people are

returning their vote my mail ballot versus

utilizing early voting and polling centers.

So let me ask that question just so people get a

comparison Sherry you have gone from 300

plus polling locations what did this last civic

election look like?

It was actually 36 voting centers and we had

early voting in 12 locations and so the majority

of the people that cast their vote did use their

vote by mail ballot.

Same as Weber.

So in Duchesne in being a very much more

sparsely populated state how did you do your

early voting or your walk in ballot?

We do not do early voting we are completely by

mail. We have drop boxes in different places

but mostly everybody can come to the clerk's

office because we are the center of the county

and we can fulfil their needs there.

machine in Duchesne County at all right now?

There is but it is for disabled voters but it can

turn if we really n need to accommodate a

regular voter but we prefer to stay all by mail.

That is great you put us on to a very good topic.

Misnomers that people have and we will make

that a point of our conversation when we come

back on The County Seat.

Welcome back to The County Seat we are

talking with county clerks and auditors from

across the state about the vote by mail

phenomena what is now part of our new and

adjusting culture here in Utah. We kind of

ended on a point where you say you have drop

boxes are there still a lot of people that are

afraid of putting something in the mail because

somebody is going to tamper with their ballot?

There are those people who do not want to do

that but they are a small minority they are

usually the older people or generation that

think it is their civic duty to go to a polling place

and stand in line and visit with their neighbors

about the issues and they have every right to be

worried about that and so we try to work

through that as they call us and visit with us so

that we can do some voter outreach and let

them know that it's okay.

How secure is this process I got my ballot thank

you Sherry in the mail you delivered it perfectly

had a little envelope in there and a little sleeve

so that everything was anonymous and I put my

stuff in there and granted because I was such a

lagger at voting I had to actually drop it off on

election day but I had not fear about mailing it.

How secure is this system? You are now

It is very secure. The Post Office takes great

care to separate our ballots out for us we have

a team that goes out to the post office every

day picks up the ballots if they are returned by

mail they are very secure and we treat them so

that the voters privacy is protected we have

that sleeve included in our ballot and we also

have a open machine its run through that is

sliced open the return envelope the sleeve is

removed the identifying factor that return

envelope is dropped in a bin beneath and the

person operating that would never be able to

tell which votes were attributed to that

individual. But if someone wants to drop their

ballot into the drop box we have in Salt Lake

County 18 of those and again like Ricky said

they could also go on Election Day and drop

their ballot at the vote center if they prefer that

they are very welcome to do that.

Voters are welcome go to voteutah.gov they

can check the status of their ballot on line so

you can verify that your ballot has been

returned and if the day before election day you

go there and it says it has not been received

come on in and vote and we will have you vote

provisionally if it eventually comes which ever

one comes to us first that is the vote we count

but never both. We have controls to control

that.

our election process by mail balloting process

and I am sure the other clerks can attest to this

as well we have had a lot of skeptics come

through we have never had a skeptic leave.

They always say wow we had no idea this is so

controlled one guy just recently said your

process and you have tighter security than

Boeing and I know because I work for them. It

was quite a compliment because he came in

skeptical. We have so many reconciliation

points and so much control always 2 people and

multiple reconciliation points throughout the

process. It's very safe.

Do you think there is less chance of a mistake

being made on somebody's ballot in the vote by

mail than say with machines?

I do not think there is less. People make

mistakes on their ballot they cross things out

they change them we do have to duplicate

ballots we use teams we log the original ballots

we can always refer back to it but that is also

allowed. If someone makes a mistake by a vote

by mail ballot and they send it in and we can

see they have crossed something out it may not

run through our automated scanners but we

take all the care in the world to make sure that

ballot is duplicated kept on file for reference

and the electronic machine if you cast a vote on

that machine it's a vote cast and its very secure

but both processes are very good.

Have you ever had a machine like smoking and

sparking on you or anything like that?

We had a server do that.

touch on one thing and you did kind of allude to

it that people feel they have a civic right to

vote. I have a neighbor and bless her heart she

is 80 years old and she if very active and she

votes she does not like the vote by mail because

she feels that she needs to go down and talk to

her neighbors and the people that volunteer in

the polling watchers and it's not as affective I

do not think she is concerned about safety she

is not doing what she is supposed to do. How

do you get people past that?

I don't know that you can change their mindset

overnight. I think it's a progression thing that

you have to do but when you are voting by mail

quite often we get feedback about people

sitting around their desks talking about the

issues and trying to decide what is best for our

county or nation or state and I think that is one

way she can view it as her civic duty would be

to instead of going to a polling place to discuss

it with people there that she could do it with

her family and friends at home and then drop

her ballot off.

We have heard of ballot marking parties folks

get around they bring their ballots they talk

about the issues they have computers they look

things up they discuss and when it comes time

to vote of course if people want to see or they

can vote privately but it's kind of a fun new idea

that you would not have in the traditional

polling place.

They have more time they get their ballot 3

weeks before the Election Day and they can

look things up and they are not surprised by a

proposition or a constitutional amendment and

they are not standing at the voting machine

going I do not know anything about this they

have time to research. I feel that it makes for a

more informed voter

I would have to agree. When I get a ballot I

open it up in the mail look at it right away most

of the stuff I have traditionally tried to be aware

of but when I actually see the language of the

proposition I got huh and I have had a chance to

look it up I go to the legislative record I can see

the progress of why it's there I suppose that

does help. I would like to talk about stats

because there were a lot of skeptics whether

this was going to work? Do all of you agree that

it has significantly increased voter turnout?

Yes.

By how big of a margin? When you come from

polling places from 300 to 36 how much have

you increased you vote participation.

Last year we had waiting lines because people

really we found out that out of the 55,000

people that went to our vote centers last year

in the general election about 45,000 of those

individuals actually had a vote by mail ballot

and the vote centers were men and really for

people who needed that facility but

nevertheless for whatever reason some of them

said they thought it was coupons they thought

it was junk mail we learned some lessons in that

and we make sure now that if someone wants

to vote in person we have enough of the vote

centers to accommodate which ever type of

election but as far as turn out last year in Salt

Lake County we had a record number of

registered voters and we had a 84% turnout of

a record number of registered voters in the

municipal elections the turnout absolutely has

been higher. We used to see in a primary like

we just had 10 12 percent turnout we saw

almost 27%. That is still not great with me.

That's embarrassing.

Yes it is but it still much better than it would

have been it been not been a vote by mail

election.

True. Not embarrassing to you you are doing

your job its embarrassing to us we don't get out

and do it.

We saw similar numbers I Weber county it's

hard to estimate what a voter turnout would be

if it was not vote by mail but in a primary or

special election that is normally a lower turn

out its least a 10 to 20% higher turn out when

you have vote by mail versus traditional.

Do you think it will improve with the future? Do

you think more people will actually start doing

this? I almost ran the risk of missing it this year

because I had some thinking to do about it and I

realized I was thinking down to the 14th and oh

no in general it's going to catch on do you think

it will improve naturally and organically going

forward?

I do because I think people will be more

informed about the process. One of the things

we encounter is the state law requires the

ballots if they return them by mail that they are

postmarked the day before election day and so

sometimes people think oh not postmarked I

cannot vote and they don't. They don't realize

the other options but they will get more

informed they don't realize about all of our

drop boxes and our vote center drop offs.

That message did get out this year in Salt Lake

County because I actually brought mine in and

dropped my off and it is very easy to do

dropped right there and said high to everybody

and left.

We had 2 stats that stuck out to me and this

primary election that we just had of all the

ballots casts at all of our vote centers and by

mail less than2% of all ballots casts were in

person on a machine. Now what was about 12

to 15% back in November so the voters seem

to be appreciating it and welcoming it and

trusting the process because that number

continues to drop the second one is a survey we

did with Weber county voters we did over1600

voters this was done by Weber State University

and 87% of them said that they felt that voting

by mail they were strongly supportive of it or

supportive of it they felt that they were starting

to embrace as they get more comfortable and

realize the convenience and benefit I think that

number will continue to rise.

Do you think the fear of it will subside? There

are some people that are just really leery about

turning it over. I've gone way over on this

segment we'll be right back on The County Seat.

Welcome back to The County Seat we have had

so much fun talking we have gone way over

time one last final thought if people still have

concern about vote by mail what should they

do.

They should come in and see us and watch the

process so that they can see how secure it is

and how important it is to us to keep it above

board and to know that we have their best

interest at heart.

So even a small county like Duchesne you can

come in and see the process?

You bet.

Well they have a chance to do that in just a

couple months don't them. Thank you all for

joining us today I appreciate your input on this

really important subject it looks like it's a

thumbs up all the way across and thank you for

inviting us into your home each week on the

county seat and remember local government is

where your life happens be part of the solution

we will see you next week on The County Seat.

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the incessant assaults on governing authorities."

Take the newfound attention being given to white supremacist groups.

"No one tolerates white supremacists," MacArthur rightly noted, the point being that

the society-wide racism and bigotry of the Jim Crow era is long gone.

And he would know.

He saw that racism and bigotry firsthand.

"I was in the room — when Martin Luther King was assassinated — with those black

leaders, and we went to Memphis, and I stood on the blood spots on that motel with those

men," he said.

"And I stood in the little bathroom on top of the toilet where James Earl Ray shot him

out the window.

Those men were my friends; that was my community."

But those days are in the past.

What's happening now, MacArthur maintained, runs much deeper.

"That's not what's going on there in Charlottesville or any of these other demonstrations,"

he said.

"This is the wretched fallen human heart feeling like it can rise to any level that

is not completely controlled."

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