(Bongsunga School)
Hello!
I'm the teacher of Bongsunga School, Kim Daehui.
Let's get started with Bongsunga School!
♪ I'll be twisted ♪
♪ Leave me be ♪
I'm Twisty.
I'm Twisty!
Yes, I know that.
But you should greet everyone.
Not if you tell me to!
Then don't greet them, fool.
I will since you told me not to.
Hello, everyone.
Hello.
Everyone...
Should I show you a talent since you're all here?
Yes!
Not if you tell me to!
I won't!
Why did you get so twisted?
That's why the others won't hang out with you.
It's true. They the others won't hang out with me.
So to have fun with them
I brought a fun game.
A game...
What is it?
What is it?
It's a acupressure mat!
What? An acupressure mat.
Are you trying to get the others to stand on that
so that they'll be in pain?
That's right. I brought this to hurt them.
It does look like it's good for you.
Alright, ask someone to step on this.
Ask someone?
Then I won't!
- What the... / - Then you shouldn't step on it either.
I shouldn't step on it?
Then I'll do it by myself!
Hold on, hold on.
That could hurt so wear your shoes.
Wear my shoes?
Then I'll go on with my shoes off!
With my shoes off!
Hey, hey.
Do not run on that.
Don't run?
Then I'll run!
That's great and all...
But do not jump.
Don't jump?
- Yeah, don't jump. / - Don't.
Then I'm going to jump!
- Don't. / - Don't, don't.
I'm becoming healthier!
I'm becoming healthier!
I'm becoming... Healthier!
Healthier!
Great. That's understandable.
But...
Do not roll on it. By any means.
What? Why was that so specific?
- Don't roll on it? / - Do not roll on it.
Then...
I'll roll on it!
Forward roll...
I feel healthier!
Hold on...
Hold on...
I...
Think I should leave this skit.
It's too hard.
- I think I should quit... / - Fine...
Then leave Bongsunga School.
Leave?
Then I won't leave!
I'll try even harder.
Alright, good work.
Teacher.
Hello, teacher.
I have a cursed body.
I'm CB Ryu Geunji.
How are you cursed? You're in great shape.
- Teacher. / - Yeah.
I hate going to school these days.
Why?
Well...
At school...
People keep making me do things.
What do they make you do?
They always ask me to reach
for things in high places.
And I don't know why!
I feel like you know.
I'm crying from being sad.
Why are you wearing such a short shirt?
Is it to show off your abs?
Teacher.
If that's what you think,
I won't wear this shirt.
You did that on purpose!
Why'd you suddenly take your shirt off?
I didn't want people to misunderstand!
This is so upsetting!
I feel like you did want to be misunderstood.
I'm crying from being sad.
Teacher.
- What? / - These days...
There are weird rumors about me in school.
What rumor?
People are calling me...
8 heads tall...
I'm so sad!
Hold on...
Isn't being 8 heads tall a good thing?
I'm actually 9 heads tall!
My body that's filled with rumors...
I hate it so much! I hate it!
Go sit down. Sit down.
- Sit! / - I hate you too, teacher!
Geez...
♪ I'm back, back, back, back again ♪
Who are you?
Hello, teacher.
I drink burdock tea instead of barley tea.
I'm Wu Eongjae.
What are you always pointing at?
- Teacher. / - Yeah?
- There are those times. / - What times?
- There are those times. / - What do you mean?
♪ There are those times ♪
♪ When you feel like getting LASIK for your dad ♪
♪ After you get your first paycheck ♪
♪ But then my dad says it's okay ♪
♪ And I should use the money on myself ♪
♪ My dad said why he didn't want LASIK ♪
♪ I'll see your mom's face clearly, son ♪
♪ My mom heard that and said ♪
♪ Want me to make it so you can't see anything? ♪
♪ What my dad needs ♪
♪ Is this thing to block my mom ♪
♪ Two bags of this ♪
What are you saying?
- Teacher. / - Yeah?
- There are those times. / - What times?
- There are those times. / - What do you mean?
♪ There are those times you're amazed that ♪
♪ Your dads been coming home early ♪
♪ Without drinking ♪
♪ But then ♪
♪ One day, he brought flowers and a letter ♪
♪ And that really impressed my mom ♪
♪ My mom said while crying ♪
♪ Did you buy stocks again? ♪
♪ My dad angrily said ♪
♪ I didn't buy stocks ♪
♪ I stood surety, dear ♪
♪ What my dad needs ♪
♪ Two bags of money to get his own house ♪
♪ When he gets kicked out ♪
Alright, go sit down.
♪ I'll be back, back, back again ♪
Alright, good job.
I miss these guys when it gets to this time.
Hello there.
I enjoy watching you two on
"Same Bed, Different Dreams."
Hello, I'm Songvely.
I love Korea and I love marriage.
Hello.
I'm the goddess of China. I'm Chunami.
Chunam?
- Chunami. / - Oh, I see.
I enjoy watching you two these days.
What are you two doing after today's shoot?
We'll get a drink this evening.
When we drink...
Instead of bar snacks
I act cute for him.
What was that?
She's a sloppy drunk!
You still haven't sobered up.
You must be crazy!
Get drunk off my lips instead of alcohol tonight.
I wish you'd die first. I love you.
I love you.
- Why are you crying? / - Why are you crying?
Songvely, I hear your hobby
is taking photos of Chunami.
A great model. My wife is pretty.
Great poses.
I'm taking the photo.
- Wife. / - Yeah?
- Nice pose. / - Hold on...
Great pose.
I can see everything!
Some manners...
Gosh...
I'll be the protector.
I'll protect the eyes of the people!
You must be crazy!
Songvely, come in here.
You must be crazy! What are you doing?
I really, really wish you'd die first!
I love you.
I love you.
Why are you crying?
- Go sit down. / - Should I get this side too?
We should get started with class now.
The next class...
Is a fun one! It's history!
That's so boring!
It is not boring!
Alright.
Who are you guys?
Hello, teacher!
We're the fun-loving brothers.
The Fun Bros! Yes, baby!
So exciting, so exciting!
Just watching you guys is fun.
So what brings you here?
Teacher, we'll show you how national history
doesn't have to be boring and it can be fun.
Yes, baby.
Heo Jun who wrote "Dongui Bogam."
With this book...
Any disease can be cured.
Doctor, I'm having trouble digesting these days.
What? Digestion?
That's right! Digestion!
♪ I'm digestion ♪
♪ I have good digestion ♪
♪ I'm so, so, digestion ♪
Yes, baby!
So exciting, so exciting!
Why is this so slippery?
What is the meaning of this?
Teacher, we'll show you how world history
doesn't have to be boring and it can be fun.
Yes, baby.
The Tower of Babel in the Bible.
With human strength, we'll erect a huge tower
and make it touch the sky.
How can you make it reach that high place?
Like this!
- How? / - Like this!
Hold on, hold on.
Can you do the Leaning Tower of Pisa?
We can.
Lean a bit. A bit more.
Hey, hey.
What are you doing?
Can't you even pull this off?
What? Digestion?
♪ I'm digestion ♪
♪ I have good digestion ♪
♪ I'm so, so, digestion ♪
Teacher.
We'll go sit down.
This has been the Fun Bros!
- So exciting, so exciting! / - Alright.
Good work.
So shall we hear from Gangnam next?
That's so weak for a man!
Everyone say it. Man!
- Man! / - Man!
- Man! / - Man!
I'm the strong man, Gangnam!
Kids these days are too weak like them.
I'm saying a man shouldn't be this weak.
Kids need to be strong and powerful!
Look at this.
The children protection zone sign.
- This is too weak! / - Weak!
This is why people speed in front of school zones.
It's too weak!
Make the face powerful!
A powerful face!
- PF! / - PF!
Make the body powerful too!
Powerful muscles!
- PM! / - PM!
Make the mother powerful too!
Powerful mother.
- PM. / - PM.
And that's not all.
Men these days are so weak.
They take little pills when they get sick.
Why aren't I getting better yet?
Pills should be powerful!
Pills should be powerful!
A pill-taking man.
PM!
This person should be down from the mountain.
I will survive. I will survive.
I will survive in nature!
Hello.
I moved to the mountains to escape the city.
My surname is Shin and my name is Dosi.
I'm Shin Dosi.
Yes, I see.
I bet it's hard to get seasoning in the mountains.
How do you make your food?
Don't use seasonings.
For my health,
I enjoy the taste of nature.
Whether they're plants or herbs
it's best to eat them as is.
If you eat food like that...
You don't get sick frequently?
It tastes terrible!
What's the point of living like this?
I should pick up MSG on my way home.
I saw on the news that
a lot of damage was caused by
the wild animals in the mountain. Are you okay?
Actually, a wild bear came and
ate all the crops that I planted.
A bear?
Most people would be scared and hide from a bear.
But you shouldn't.
I made myself look as big as possible
and I slapped that bear in the face.
Then very quietly...
The bear will go away?
He'll be angry with rage.
Ever been slapped by a bear?
No.
I was at the brink of death for 2 days.
I felt better after having beef bone soup.
Go sit down.
Before I go,
let me teach you all some energy exercises.
It's to get the bad energy out of your body.
Flex below your stomach,
bring up the bad energy from the bottom....
If you shout a long time like that,
the bad energy will leave your body.
- Let's all try it. / - Let's try.
Everyone, together. Flex below your stomach.
Bring it up! Bring it up! Everyone!
1, 2, 3!
More! More!
- More! / - Hold on.
Does this really release the bad energy?
You lose your voice.
You lose your voice.
You should just get lost!
Is everyone done talking?
Mr. Principal...
Hello.
People come first.
I am the 19th principal of Bongsunga School,
Moon Gyojang.
I brought this since it's the year-end.
- Isn't it nice? / - Yes.
Looking at this
reminds me of a song.
What song?
♪ In the winter, wearing a straw hat ♪
♪ A little snowman ♪ Comes first.
Now you can walk out.
What the...
There's a person in there.
Nice one.
The snowman has been taught well!
I love you.
People, there's a lot to do
for fun during the winter.
First, friends can go outside and have...
A shnowball fight.
A snowball fight.
Couples can go
shkiing at the shki resort.
Skiing at the ski resort.
Families can go
to Shunrise Peak and make a wish for the new year.
Sunrise Peak and make a wish for the new year.
Dear, what's your wish?
My wish was meeting and marrying a man like you.
But it came true already.
It's the same for you, right?
I love you.
Do any of you students have any concerns?
- Me! / - Me!
- Me! / - Dosi.
Yes, yes.
Now that I'm into my mid-30s.
I'm getting wrinkles under my eyes
and I keep wanting to go back to the past.
What should I do?
The past?
Is going back to the past the best answer?
You look a lot prettier now even with hairy eyebrows.
I guess I'm in my prime now!
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