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It's time to get styling with Sunny Day Style Files.

Hi, it's me, Sunny! Wanna take a look inside the Style Files?

You're gonna need a brush, a teasing comb, hair clips,

hair elastics, hair pins, hair spray and pipe cleaners

to create a wild spider style!

Ready to get styling?

Awesome!

Brush your hair to make sure there are no tangles.

This style works best on damp hair.

Bring all your hair up into a high pony tail.

Use a hair elastic to tie it off.

Use your teasing comb to separate a small section

from the bottom of your pony tail.

Clip it out of your way.

Now use your teasing comb to separate a small section

from the top of your pony tail and clip that out of your way.

Now take the unclipped part and split it into two sections.

Clip one section so it's out of your way.

Take the unclipped section and split it into four pieces.

We'll turn each of these pieces into a cool spider leg.

Take three of the pieces, twist them and clip them out of your way.

Now take the fourth piece of hair and place a pipe cleaner in it.

The pipe cleaner will help your spider leg keep its shape.

Braid the pipe cleaner into your hair.

Use an elastic to secure it in place.

Do the same thing to turn the other three pieces of hair into legs.

Once you're done on this side, unclip the other side piece

and make four braided spider legs on that side too.

Remember, add a pipe cleaner to each piece and braid it in.

Secure the braids in place with hair elastics.

Eight spider legs, so cool!

Now unclip the top section of hair and place a pipe cleaner in it.

Then unclip the bottom section and place a pipe cleaner in it.

Take the top and bottom sections

and wrap them around the base of the spider legs

to form a bun in the middle.

This will be the spiders body.

Use pins to keep the spiders body in place.

Now pose the legs and use pins to hold them in place.

You can use more pipe cleaners to give your spider a cute little face!

Use hair spray to keep your style in place.

Seriously, that is the cutest spider ever!

Voila!

Uh, I love it!

That's definitely one for the Style Files.

Keep smiling, keep styling!

[laughing]

Get styling with Sunny Day.

Weekdays on Nickelodeon.

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Magneto & Mystique Kiss Scene | X-Men First Class (2011) Movie Clip - Duration: 2:51.

Well,

this is a surprise.

The nice kind?

Get out, Raven. I want to go to bed.

Maybe in a few years.

How about now?

I prefer the real Raven.

I said the real Raven.

Perfection.

Could you pass me my robe?

You don't have to hide.

Have you ever looked at a tiger

and thought you ought to cover it up?

No, but...

You're an exquisite creature, raven.

All your life, the world has tried to tame you.

It's time for you to be free.

You know, sometimes I wonder what my life would have been like

if you hadn't found me here that night.

Sorry, what? You...

For God's sake, raven!

Where are your clothes? Put some clothes on.

That's not what you said when you first saw me.

But I guess pets are always cuter when they're little, right?

Raven, I don't know what's gotten into you lately.

I thought you'd be in a good mood.

Hank, he tells me that he's found the answer to your cosmetic problem.

Are you gonna tell me what's the matter

or do I have to read your mind?

You promised me you would never do that.

Until recently,

I never had to use my power to know what you were thinking, raven.

Charles, I used to think it was going to be you and me against the world.

But no matter how bad the world gets,

you don't want to be against it, do you?

You want to be a part of it.

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СРАВНЕНИЕ ПОКОЛЕНИЙ ПРОЦЕССОРОВ INTEL Core i5: Coffee Lake против старичков - Duration: 5:37.

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Cosa succede DOPO la MORTE? Parodia Scienziati MAI - Duration: 1:55.

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North Country schools get Pre-K funding - Duration: 1:00.

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Newton mother sentenced in tug-of-war incident - Duration: 0:24.

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Illegal Who Murdered Kate Steinle In Cold Blood Walks Free And Now ALL HELL Has Broken Loose - Duration: 4:49.

BREAKING:Illegal Who Murdered Kate Steinle In Cold Blood Walks Free And Now ALL HELL

Has Broken Loose

Unfortunately for beautiful Kate Steinle, she was murdered in the liberal sanctuary

city of San Francisco, California by an illegal alien the cesspool is desperate to protect.

In a shocking verdict, the judge on the case sent Garcia Zarate, a 45-year-old Mexican

citizen, free proving he puts more value on the life of a murderous illegal alien, than

he does the dead victim who didn't get a second chance.

The illegal is a free man after being acquitted of murder and now all hell has broken loose.

It's official that we live in a world now where a man can walk up to a woman in broad

daylight, shoot and kill her in front of the victim's father, and walk away to live the

life that he took from this woman.

This was a clear case of murder on top of the fact that he was already committing a

crime by being in this country illegally, but was sent back out to roam free in the

U.S. despite both these facts and that he was on track for a sixth deportation after

serving 46 months in prison for felony re-entry into the country.

SF Gate reports on the details of this disgusting decision and why the judge felt worse for

the illegal than he did for Steinle.

A homeless man whose undocumented immigration status intensified a national debate over

the ethics of sanctuary laws was acquitted of murder and manslaughter charges Thursday

in the shooting of Kate Steinle as she strolled with her father on Pier 14 to take in a view

of San Francisco Bay.

In returning its verdict on the sixth day of deliberations, the San Francisco Superior

Court jury found Jose Ines Garcia Zarate guilty of a single lesser charge of being a felon

in possession of a gun.

He will be sentenced at a later date.

Garcia Zarate, a 45-year-old Mexican citizen who was released from San Francisco jail before

the killing despite a federal request that he be held for his sixth deportation, was

charged with murder, and prosecutors gave the jury the option of convicting him of first-degree

murder, second-degree murder or involuntary manslaughter.

Take particular note of this Judge's name and decide for yourself if his origin had

anything to do with this asinine choice to send Zarate free.

Steinle and her surviving loved ones didn't stand a chance of justice in this obviously

biased courtroom.

San Francisco prosecutors told the Superior Court jury that Garcia Zarate intentionally

brought the gun to the pier that day with the intent of doing harm, aimed the gun toward

Steinle and pulled the trigger.

Assistant District Attorney Diana Garcia spent much of the trial seeking to prove the gun

that killed Steinle couldn't have fired without a firm pull of the trigger while establishing

that Garcia Zarate tossed the weapon into the bay before fleeing the scene — an implication

of his guilt, she said.

Defense lawyers said the shooting was an accident that happened when Garcia Zarate, who had

a history of drug crimes but no record of violence, found the gun wrapped in a T-shirt

or cloth under his seat on the pier just seconds before it discharged in his hands.

Matt Gonzalez of the public defender's office said his client had never handled a gun and

was scared by the noise, prompting him to fling the weapon into the bay, where a diver

fished it out a day later.

During the trial, jurors watched video from Garcia Zarate's four-hour police interrogation,

in which he offered varying statements about his actions on the pier.

At one point he said he had aimed at a "sea animal," and at another point, he said the

gun had been under a rag that lay on the ground near the waterfront, and that it fired when

he stepped on it.

Gonzalez said it was clear in the video that Garcia Zarate — who has spent much of his

adult life behind bars, was living on the street before the shooting, and has a second-grade

education — did not fully understand what the officers were asking him through an officer's

Spanish translation.

Of all of the deplorable excuses used to exonerate this killer, his lack of understanding police

since English isn't his first language is by far the sickest since he was here illegally

which was used to his advantage in being acquitted.

"The .40-caliber Sig Sauer pistol had been stolen from a U.S. Bureau of Land Management

ranger's car after he drove into the city and parked along the Embarcadero," SF Gate

reported.

"No one has been arrested in the burglary, one of several cases in recent years in which

Bay Area law enforcement officers lost guns to thieves and which have prompted legislators

to push for tougher requirements for securing weapons."

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Okinawa: US-Marinesoldat wegen Vergewaltigung und Mord zu lebenslanger Haft verurteilt - Duration: 2:32.

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Cosa succede dopo la morte? - Duration: 3:46.

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Dream of the '90s | Portlandia | IFC - Duration: 3:26.

GOOD BOY.

ALL RIGHT.

HEY, JASON.

Jason: HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON?

NOT MUCH-- I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE BACK IN L.A.

YEAH-YEAH.

I HAD A PRETTY AMAZING TRIP.

I MEAN, IT WAS UNREAL.

REALLY?

I CAN'T WAIT TO HEAR ABOUT IT.

NO, I HAVE LIKE A LOT TO TELL YOU.

WHAT IS IT?

COME ON.

DO YOU REMEMBER THE '90s?

YEAH.

YOU KNOW, PEOPLE WERE TALKING ABOUT

GETTING PIERCING'S AND GETTING TRIBAL TATTOOS.

YEAH.

AND PEOPLE WERE SINGING ABOUT SAVING THE PLANET

AND FORMING BANDS.

YEAH.

THERE'S A PLACE WHERE THAT IDEA STILL EXISTS

AS A REALITY...

AND I'VE BEEN THERE.

WHERE IS IT?

PORTLAND.

OREGON?

YEAH.

DREAM OF THE '90s IS ALIVE IN PORTLAND

PORTLAND PORTLAND

DREAM OF THE '90s IS ALIVE IN PORTLAND

THE TATTOO INK NEVER RUNS DRY

REMEMBER WHEN PEOPLE WERE CONTENT TO BE UNAMBITIOUS

AND SLEEP TILL 11:00 AND JUST HANG OUT

WITH THEIR FRIENDS.

WHEN YOU HAD NO OCCUPATIONS WHATEVER--

MAYBE WORKING A COUPLE HOURS A WEEK AT A COFFEE SHOP.

RIGHT.

I THOUGHT THAT DIED OUT A LONG TIME AGO.

NOT IN PORTLAND.

PORTLAND IS A CITY WHERE YOUNG PEOPLE

GO TO RETIRE.

DREAM OF THE '90s IS ALIVE IN PORTLAND

ALL THE HOT GIRLS WEAR GLASSES YEAH

REMEMBER THE '90s WHEN THEY ENCOURAGED

YOU TO BE WEIRD?

IT WAS JUST AN AMAZING TIME WHERE PEOPLE WOULD GO TO SEE

SOMETHING LIKE THE JIM ROSE SIDESHOW CIRCUS,

AND WATCH SOMEONE HANG SOMETHING

FROM THEIR PENIS?

YOU COULD GROW UP TO WANNA BE A CLOWN.

LIKE PEOPLE WENT TO CLOWN SCHOOL.

I GAVE UP CLOWNING YEARS AGO.

WELL, IN PORTLAND, YOU DON'T HAVE TO.

DREAM OF THE '90s IS ALIVE IN PORTLAND

SLEEP TILL 11:00 >> YOU'LL BE IN HEAVEN

THE DREAM OF THE '90s IS ALIVE IN PORTLAND

THE DREAM IS ALIVE SO FROM WHAT I CAN SURMISE

FROM WHAT YOU'RE POSITING, IT'S LIKE PORTLAND'S ALMOST

AN ALTERNATIVE UNIVERSE.

IT'S LIKE GORE WON.

THE BUSH ADMINISTRATION NEVER HAPPENED.

EXACTLY.

IN PORTLAND, IT'S ALMOST LIKE

CARS DON'T EXIST, RIGHT?

YES!

YOU RIDE BIKES OR DOUBLE-DECKER BIKES.

THEY RIDE UNICYCLES.

THEY RIDE THE TRAM.

THEY RIDE SKATEBOARDS.

YES!

DREAM OF THE '90s IS ALIVE IN PORTLAND

MY FLANNEL SHIRT STILL LOOKED FINE

DREAM OF THE '90s IS ALIVE IN PORTLAND

DREAM OF THE '90s IS ALIVE IN PORTLAND

IN PORTLAND IN PORTLAND, YOU CAN GO

TO A RECORD STORE, AND SELL YOUR CDS.

TURN THAT DIRTY CLOWN FROWN RIGHT UPSIDE DOWN

IN PORTLAND, YOU CAN PUT A BIRD ON SOMETHING

AND CALL IT ART.

THE DREAM OF THE '90s IS ALIVE IN PORTLAND

PORTLAND -HEY, I MADE IT.

YEAH, YOU'RE A LITTLE LATE.

SORRY.

YOU'RE ALSO A LITTLE SAN FRANCISCO, RIGHT NOW.

IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

SORRY.

MUCH BETTER.

WELCOME TO PORTLAND.

THANK YOU.

THE DREAM OF THE '90s IS ALIVE IN PORTLAND

For more infomation >> Dream of the '90s | Portlandia | IFC - Duration: 3:26.

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Feminist Car Wash | Portlandia | IFC - Duration: 2:42.

CANDACE?

YES TONI.

IT'S THAT TIME OF THE MONTH AGAIN.

[SIGHS] NOT FOR ME. IT'S NOT.

UH NO. I MEANT PAYING THE RENT.

THAT'S WHAT I USED TO CALL IT. PAYING THE RENT.

AND BELIEVE ME I HAVEN'T PAID THE RENT IN A LONG TIME.

WE NEED TO FIGURE OUT A WAY TO MAKING THE RENT AT THIS POINT.

HMMM.

[MUSIC]

CAR WASH.

WE NEED TO MAKE OUR RENT.

[CAR HONKS] DON'T BEEP.

LET US WASH YOUR BIKE?

STOP!

RIGHT HERE!

WELL DON'T SLOW DOWN AND THEN DRIVE OFF. OH GOOD.

HI SIR. - HI.

JUST PULL AROUND OR? - YEAH, RIGHT AROUND THERE.

OK, SO WOULD YOU LIKE YOUR CAR TODAY OR TOMORROW?

TODAY.

OK, SO THIS IS A RUSH JOB FOR TODAY.

DO YOU WANT A DING DONG WICKEDY WINDOW?

OR A RIM TRIM KEEP IT SLIM?

OR WE ALSO DO A LIGHT BRIGHT TIRE AND TUDY.

OK.

DO YOU WANT A LIGHT BRIGHT TIRE AND TUDY?

I JUST SAID, 'YEAH.'

I DON'T OVER HEAR EVERYTHING. -I'M SORRY, YES I WOULD LIKE.

IT'S NOT MY BUSINESS. - OK.

OK BEFORE WE GO INSIDE THE CAR WE NEED TO KNOW.

AND YOU'VE GOT TO BE TRUTHFUL ABOUT THIS.

DO YOU HAVE A DOG IN THE CAR?

NO.

HAS THERE EVER BEEN A DOG IN THE CAR?

YES, I'M GOING TO SAY YES.

HOW MANY DOGS ARE IN THE CAR RIGHT NOW?

NO DOGS ARE IN THE CAR RIGHT NOW.

IS THERE A DOG IN THE TRUNK?

NO, THERE'S NO... NO. NO.

ARE YOU SURE? - YES.

WHEREABOUTS ARE YOU FROM?

PORTLAND.

OREGON?

YEAH.

OH NICE.

I WORK IN REAL ESTATE.

WE'RE KIND OF IN THE REAL ESTATE BUSINESS.

REAL ESTATE OF THE MIND. WE TAKE A VACANT SPACE IN SOMEONE'S HEAD

AND WE FILL IT WITH LITERATURE.

- THAT'S BEAUTIFUL, TONY. THAT'S BEAUTIFUL.

YOU KNOW, YOU GUYS ARE DOING A REALLY GREAT JOB.

IT REALLY LOOKS GREAT. I MEAN YOU GUYS HAVE ALL THE TOOLS AND

THE BUCKETS AND THE HOSES AND THE SPONGES.

- I MEAN, WHAT WERE YOU EXPECTING?

LIKE A PLAYBOY CAR WASH?

NO. I JUST MEANT THAT...

LIKE A TINY LITTLE TRIANGLE, LITTLE BIKINI WITH SOME

BOTTOM CLEAVAGE?

- DID YOU THINK WE WERE GOING TO BE GIGGLING AND LAUGHING

FOR NO REASON? AND LIKE ROCK MUSIC PLAYING.

AND WE'RE GOING TO BE IN SLOW MOTION LIKE...

HEY.

THAT THIS SPONGE IS GOING TO BE DRIPPING DOWN MY FACE.

THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE IMAGINING RIGHT NOW? JUST A SLOW WET DRIP?

NO.

WHEN YOU DO THAT WITH YOUR HANDS I CAN FEEL THEM RIGHT ON ME.

THANKS GUYS. GREAT JOB.

[MUSIC]

CANDACE, HOW DID WE DO?

TWELVE DOLLARS!

THAT'S GREAT. ONLY A 100 MORE CAR WASHES AND WE CAN PAY

THE RENT.

BOTH: YAY!

YOU! - OUCH.

- WHAT?

[MUSIC] [GIGGLING]

OUCH WAIT. THERE'S WATER IN MY EAR.

I GOT WATER IN MY VAGINA.

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Ordering the Chicken | Portlandia | IFC - Duration: 2:34.

THANK YOU FOR BUYING ME THAT BAG THE OTHER DAY.

AHH... COME ON, IT'S MORE FOR ME THAN YOU.

GOD, YOU HAVE BEAUTIFUL EYES.

EVERYONE TELLS ME THAT.

I'M THE ONLY ONE THAT'S TOLD YOU THAT.

NO, I DON'T MEAN LIKE IN A FLIRTY WAY, BUT PEOPLE WHEN I WAS A KID LIKE,

"YOU'VE GOT GREAT EYES".

IT'S LIKE, "I'M JUST A GUY."

YOU'RE MY GUY.

I AM YOUR GUY.

Dana: HEY, GUYS.

HELLO.

MY NAME IS DANA, I'LL BE, UH, TAKING CARE OF YOU TODAY.

IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS ABOUT THE MENU, PLEASE LET ME KNOW.

I GUESS I DO HAVE A QUESTION ABOUT THE CHICKEN IF YOU COULD JUST TELL US

A LITTLE MORE ABOUT IT.

UH, THE CHICKEN IS A HERITAGE BREED, A WOODLAND RAISED CHICKEN,

THAT'S BEEN FED A DIET OF SHEEP'S MILK, SOY, AND HAZELNUTS.

I GUESS THIS IS, THIS IS LOCAL?

YES, ABSOLUTELY.

I'M GONNA ASK YOU JUST ONE MORE TIME.

IT'S LOCAL?

IT IS.

IS THAT USDA ORGANIC OR OREGON ORGANIC OR PORTLAND ORGANIC?

IT'S JUST ALL ACROSS THE BOARD ORGANIC.

THE HAZELNUTS, THESE ARE LOCAL?

HOW BIG IS THE AREA WHERE THE CHICKENS ARE ABLE TO ROAM FREE?

I AM SORRY TO INTERRUPT.

I HAD THAT EXACT SAME QUESTION?

FOUR ACRES.

HMM...

GIVE ME JUST A SECOND.

I'LL BE RIGHT BACK, OKAY?

OKAY.

OKAY.

SHE'S NICE.

YOU WERE DOING THE RIGHT THING.

I'M TOO APOLOGETIC.

YOU ARE.

I-I DROVE WAY TOO SLOW HERE TODAY, DIDN'T I?

YEAH.

I'M SO WEIRD WITH THAT GAS PEDAL.

THE THING JUST MOVES THE WHOLE VEHICLE FORWARD AND-- -ALL RIGHT, SO HERE IS

THE CHICKEN YOU'LL BE ENJOYING TONIGHT.

YOU HAVE THIS INFORMATION?

THIS IS FANTASTIC.

ABSOLUTELY.

AH, HIS NAME WAS COLIN.

HERE ARE HIS PAPERS.

OKAY?

THAT'S GREAT.

HE-HE LOOKS LIKE A HAPPY LITTLE GUY RUNS AROUND.

A LOT OF FRIENDS?

OTHER CHICKENS AS FRIENDS.

PUTTING HIS LITTLE WING AROUND ANOTHER ONE, AND KIND OF LIKE

PALLING AROUND.

YOU KNOW, I DON'T KNOW THAT I CAN SPEAK TO THAT LEVEL OF, UH, INTIMATE KNOWLEDGE

ABOUT HIM.

UM, THEY DO A LOT TO MAKE SURE THEIR CHICKENS, UH, ARE VERY HAPPY.

WHEN YOU SAY "THEY," I MEAN, WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE RAISING COLIN?

IT'S A FARM THAT'S LOCATED ABOUT, UH, 30 MILES SOUTH OF PORTLAND.

AND-AND-AND-- AND YOU FEEL, AND-AND-AND YOU HAVE

A GOOD RELATIONSHIP WITH THIS FARM?

WE DO.

IT'S NOT SOME GUY ON A YACHT WHO LIVES IN MIAMI.

OH, GOODNESS, NO!

SAYING THAT HE'S ORGANIC.

IT TEARS AT THE CORE OF MY BEING THE IDEA OF SOMEONE JUST CASHING IN

ON A TREND LIKE ORGANIC.

NO, I KNOW THE TYPE.

NO.

UM, TELL YOU WHAT, WE'RE GONNA GO CHECK IT OUT, IF YOU DON'T MIND.

JUST IF YOU COULD JUST HOLD OUR SEATS.

OH, NOW-- NOW?

YEAH.

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

WE WANT TO MAKE SURE-- THANK YOU SO MUCH, DANA.

SURE-SURE.

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A-O River! | Portlandia | IFC - Duration: 2:58.

We don't need to put the life jackets on.

Once you're 10 feet from the water, you need a life jacket?

Let's just wait till we're closer. Okay. Did we bring enough stuff?

No, but that's what nature's about.

We leave all our stuff behind. I wish we had the camera.

I know, I know. You know, what is the point?

We'll bring one back next time. What is the point?

I'm telling you, we should have brought that camera!

Let's practice a couple safety things really quick.

If any of is unable to speak and goes down, what's the signal?

A-O, river! That's great.

You see the grip? It's a loose grip.

Okay.

All right, so it slides up and down. Okay.

Right hand grabs this. For safety,

pull back, and you're here. Okay.

You have to try to grab the rope.

Hon, I'm ready to go. All right.

Hey, hey, hey, hey! Dave, Dave!

Hey. I'm sorry.

This is our area right here. What are you guys doing?

Sorry. Uh... Guys,

we talked to the park ranger, and we have this time scheduled.

I'm sorry. Is that a beer? Thanks a lot!

Uh, sir? Dave, he has a keg. Is that keg?

Do you have a license for that?

What's your blood-alcohol level right now?

Dave... Thumbs up? For what?

You couldn't listen, could you?

Please hold back! Aah! Dave!

Hold on a second. That was funny? [shouting] Dave!

Kath! Kath!

A-O, river! Kath!

A-O, river! Kath!

A-O, river! Kath!

What did we decide for A-O, river?

A-O, river!

Are you safe or not safe?

What did we decide? A-O, river!

Kath! Wait!

[voice-over] Dear Kath,

we never decided, at least I think,

what "A-O, river" means.

Forgive me, but, you know,

you've forgiven me before

for not getting it right.

At least we had a good time.

This was really life-changing.

A-O, river! I'm writing a note!

Hopefully I'll see you in the near future.

Yours,

Dave King River.

Ha, ha. You know what I mean.

Grab the bottle!

Hey, Dave.

Oh.

What are you doin'?

I just sent you a note.

Can you guys grab that bottle? [both] A-O, river!

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One Moore Episode | Portlandia | IFC - Duration: 3:30.

- [Woman] Hey, Doug. - Yeah?

This thing starts at 7:15.

I just need to find my keys and then we need to leave.

What is this thing we're going to anyway?

It's Sarah's birthday. We're going to Screen Door. You already knew that.

Don't we go to these things like every week it seems?

Ah, yeah. It's her birthday. she's my friend, okay? So just--

- What is she, nine? - You know what? That's not funny.

- You're just being a baby. - Why don't we watch

this Battlestar Galactica DVD I just got?

Season One. I heard really good things about it.

Okay, I mean, the woman I volunteer with at the Humane Society

is always like, "This is such a great show."

- Let's watch this. - Okay listen, one episode and then we go to dessert.

Okay, we'll definitely make it.

Gotta be 40 minutes tops.

This will be good. I heard really good things about it.

It's not just regular science fiction. It's actually good.

I love you.

Okay, Episode One.

[show theme playing]

- Wow. - Okay, it was good.

- That's so well done. - Do we have time to watch one more, you think?

I think so.

- What? - That is crazy.

That's amazing.

I just texted Sarah Happy Birthday,

so that's done. I have to get up early for work

so let's get in our PJ's and then

- we'll watch one more. - Okay, one more.

- So good. How is it so good? - What time is it?

It's like daylight already. How did that even happen?

We just stayed up all night.

Do you want to watch more?

My vacation day starts now.

- So intense. - Oh, my God, so good.

Okay we'll just watch the first episode of Season Two.

- That's all I want to see. - One more season.

I don't remember the last time I've gone to the bathroom.

Oh, my legs are, like, asleep.

I little bit feel like I have a bladder infection,

but I'm just going to get antibiotics after the next episode.

Yeah, okay thanks. Bye. So I lost my job.

- One more episode? - Yeah.

Service shut-off notice.

They're not going to do that. Don't worry about it.

Okay. You're right.

- Oh what! - No! Get the remote!

- I'm looking for it! - Okay, we're gonna be okay.

- Will you do something like pick it up? - What do you want me to do?

- Here. - Okay, get the account number.

Okay, yeah we just got a shut off notice, account 8283482039--

We need to see another episode.

942. Thank you so much.

My eyes are getting salty. Like when I blink, it stings.

When's the last time you brushed your teeth?

- I can't remember. - [cell phone rings]

- Whose calling? - Don't pick it up.

It's like people don't respect, like, our space.

- Just don't pick it up. - [ringing]

You know who would never call? Starbuck.

No, Starbuck isn't that dependent on people.

Like Starbuck, I think, like,

wouldn't even call anyone.

- Great! - Yes!

[both] Next one, next one, next one, next one!

Whoa, wait, wait, wait, wait.

- What what? - That's the last one.

[Scream]

Satisfying finale, that's it.

- Then there has to be another one. - There's not.

- I gave up my job, we're losing our house. - They owe us!

- Who are they? - Ronald D. Moore.

- He has to write more episodes. - Yeah.

You know what? we'll find him.

Okay okay...

- There he is. He lives here. - He lives in Portland.

We have to go to his house. We're going right now.

Come on get in the car.

Oh! Legs are cramped.

For more infomation >> One Moore Episode | Portlandia | IFC - Duration: 3:30.

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Vaseline Uses Top 5 Unique / Amazing Uses Of Vaseline You Must Know - Duration: 3:20.

Vaseline Uses Top 5 Unique Uses Of Vaseline You Must Know

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Vagina Pillows | Portlandia | IFC - Duration: 3:41.

I THINK EVERYTHING LOOKS REALLY NICE.

ME TOO. IT'S GONNA BE A REALLY NICE CHRISTMAS.

- STOCKINGS OUT. - I KNOW. THANK YOU FOR MAKING ONE FOR ME.

- I'VE ACTUALLY USED THOSE AS SHOES. - OKAY.

- MY SON IS JUST COMING BY. DID I TELL YOU THAT? - ROBERT?

- MM-HMM. - OKAY.

- THIS IS REALLY GOOD, BY THE WAY. - WHAT IS IT?

IT'S SORT OF UNSWEETENED MAPLE SYRUP.

- THERE HE IS. - HOW ARE YOU?

- [WHISPERS] - [WOMAN] COME AND SAY HI.

COME AND SAY HI. WHY ARE YOU BEING SO RUDE?

HAPPY HOLIDAYS. IT'S GOOD TO SEE YOU.

I DIDN'T KNOW YOU HAD A CHILD, ROBERT.

YEAH, I HAD A BABY THREE MONTHS AGO.

- YOU DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING. - I DID.

YOU DIDN'T. LOOK, I'M TRYING TO GO SHOPPING. I'VE GOT TO GET SOMETHING FOR VALERIE.

CAN YOU JUST PLEASE WATCH THE BABY FOR A COUPLE OF MINUTES?

WE'RE WATCHING IT RIGHT NOW.

YEAH. YOU KNOW--

BY WATCHING, I DON'T MEAN JUST PHYSICALLY WATCHING IT. LIKE, I'M GONNA LEAVE--

ALWAYS NEW INFORMATION WITH YOU, ALWAYS SOME NEW SPIN ON IT.

WHY DON'T YOU GET SOMETHING HERE IN OUR STORE--

- WHY DON'T YOU BUY-- - FOR VALERIE.

THERE'S NOTHING HERE FOR VALERIE.

- YOU WANT THIS VAGINA PILLOW? - I DON'T. WE HAVE SO MANY.

WE HAVE 13 VAGINA PILLOWS.

MY ENTIRE BED LOOKS LIKE A BUNCH OF WOMEN EXPLODED ON IT.

THAT'S ONE ROOM.

SO THERE'S OTHER ROOMS IN THE HOUSE THAT YOU COULD--

JUST GIVE EACH OTHER VAGINA PILLOWS EVERY CHRISTMAS?

I DON'T NEED A VAGINA PILLOW.

- NO ONE DOES. - AND ESPECIALLY FOR THE LITTLE ONE.

THE LITTLE ONE DOES NOT NEED A VAGINA PILLOW.

HE DOESN'T NEED ONE.

BOB, WE DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE GENDER OF THE BABY.

WE DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SEX AND YOU KNOW THAT.

I DON'T KNOW YOUR GENDER, I DON'T KNOW CANDACE'S, I DON'T KNOW MINE.

- YOU DON'T KNOW MY GENDER? - I DON'T.

- DO I LOOK LIKE A WOMAN? - I DON'T KNOW WHAT A WOMAN LOOKS LIKE.

DO YOU?

I JUST FEEL LIKE I'M GOOD AT RECOGNIZING A WOMAN WHEN I SEE ONE.

HOW? WHAT ARE YOU? ARE YOU A DETECTIVE? A GENDER DETECTIVE?

- NO. I JUST-- - LIFTING UP SKIRTS AND PULLING DOWN PANTS

- AND JUST GETTING IN THERE WITH YOUR MAGNIFYING GLASS? - I'VE NEVER DONE THAT.

I DIDN'T EVEN CONSIDER YOUR GENDER.

- I KNOW. YOU STILL DON'T. - I'VE ACCEPTED IT NOW.

I ACCEPT YOU'RE A MAN. I ACCEPT YOU HAVE A PENIS.

- THAT DOESN'T MEAN IT'S GONNA STAY THAT WAY. - EXCUSE ME?

IS THERE A PROBLEM? WE CAN DISCUSS OUR WHOLE FAMILY HISTORY RIGHT NOW IF YOU WANT, BOB.

- I DON'T THINK THAT WOULD BE APPROPRIATE. - THAT'S YOUR FATHER TALKING.

THAT IS YOUR DIS--

--GUSTING FATHER.

I'M SORRY. I DIDN'T--

I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU'RE MAD.

I RAISED YOU RIGHT. DO YOU REMEMBER?

I DO.

I DEFINITELY KEPT IT FUZZY WHEN IT CAME TO WHAT GENDER YOU ARE.

NOT RAISING YOU BY ANY KIND OF BINARY GENDER CODE.

DO YOU REMEMBER I'D DRESS YOU UP IN A BALLERINA COSTUME ONE DAY,

AND THE NEXT ONE A SAILOR OUTFIT?

SO CONFUSING.

ALL OF OUR WORLD'S GENIUSES WERE CONFUSED.

EINSTEIN WAS VERY CONFUSED, HE SAID.

WAS EINSTEIN A MAN OR A WOMAN?

HE TURNED OUT TO BE A MAN BECAUSE OF THE MUSTACHE.

THAT WAS THE GIVEAWAY. EVEN A WOMAN CAN NOT HAVE A MUSTACHE THAT...

- ...THICK. - THAT'S A TRUE FACT.

I'M PROUD OF YOU. YOU KNOW THAT, RIGHT?

EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE A MAN.

I CAN'T CHANGE THAT.

YOU CAN, ACTUALLY.

I KNOW. I PROBABLY WON'T THIS LATE IN THE GAME.

- YES, WE'LL WATCH THE BABY. - THANK YOU.

- [BABY CRYING] - SOMETHING STINKS A LITTLE BIT.

- DO YOU SMELL THAT? - YEAH. OKAY, WELL.

SOME DIAPERS.

OKAY, WE HAVE TO DO THIS WITHOUT FINDING OUT WHAT THE GENDER IS, OKAY?

- SHHH. - SHHH. OKAY,

HELLO THERE.

- [BABY CRYING] - ALMOST THERE--

- OH! - AGH!

I WAS IT. I'M IT. I'M DOWN.

OH, WE HAVE TO GET PAPER TOWELS. UGH!

STAY THERE. DON'T MOVE. OH, GOD!

[BABY CRYING]

[BABY SIGHS WITH RELIEF]