You got what I got?
- Yeah. - Blackbird.
There he is.
This guy's a legend, like the Chairman of the Board!
Yo, freshman, point the shard and watch the magic happen.
Shit. It's a Decepticon!
- Decepticon? - Decepticon?
Behind the MiG now!
What sort of hideous mausoleum is this?
Answer me, pawns and knaves!
Show yourselves or suffer my infinite wrath!
You little spinal-cord-based organisms!
Bugger it!
Behold the eternal glory of Jetfire!
Prepare for remote systems override!
- I tell you, this guy did not age well. - I don't think he's gonna hurt us.
I command these doors to open.
Fire! I said, fire!
Bollocks!
- Damn these worthless parts. - Wait a second!
Itchy, wretched rust in my arse!
The museum is going to be very angry. Very angry.
We gotta catch that plane.
- Right. I'm on a mission. - Wait, wait, wait, wait!
- What do you want? - Look, we just want to talk!
I have no time to talk. I'm on a mission.
I'm a mercenary doom-bringer. What planet am I on?
- Earth. - Earth?
Terrible name for a planet. Might as well call it "Dirt." Planet "Dirt."
Tell me, is that robot civil war still going on?
- Who's winning? - The Decepticons.
- Well, I changed sides to the Autobots. - What do you mean, "changed sides"?
It's a choice. It's an intensely personal decision.
So much negativity. Who wants to live a life filled with hate?
You mean you don't have to work
for those miserable, freaking Decepticons?
If Decepticons had their way, they'd destroy the whole universe.
I'm changing sides. I'm changing sides, too, warrior goddess.
- Who's your little Autobot? - You're cute.
Name's Wheelie. Yeah. Say my name, say my name.
What are you allowing to happen to your foot just now?
At least he's faithful, Sam.
Yeah, well, he's faithful and he's nude and he's perverted.
Can you just... Can you stop?
- Hey, what are you doing? - It's just something
to think about. I won't argue with... What were you saying?
I told you my name was Jetfire, so stop judging me.
Somebody shit the bed this morning.
- Look at this guy. - I have issues of my own.
And it started with my mother!
My ancestors have been here for centuries.
My father, he was a wheel, the first wheel.
- Do you know what he transformed into? - No.
Nothing!
But he did so with honor, dignity, damn it!
Bollocks.
My boosters are fried.
I think we can help each other.
You know things I don't know. I know things you don't know, I do.
I don't think he knows anything. Honestly, I don't.
I could do this all day. It comes in waves, these vivid symbols.
They're symbols, but they're in my mind. You see, all this is in my mind
and Megatron wants what's in my mind.
- Him and someone called The Fallen. - The Fallen? I know him.
He left me here to rust. The original Decepticon.
He's terrible to work for. It's always apocalypse, chaos, crisis.
These transcriptions, they were part of my mission,
The Fallen's search.
I remember now, for the Dagger's Tip, and the key.
Slow down. The Dagger's Tip? The key? What are you talking about?
No time to explain. Hold on, everybody! Stay still or you'll die!
Well, that wasn't so bad.
I just hope we're still on the right planet.
Hey, that freaking hurt!
Oh, my God.
Oh, God.
Oh, my God, what a beautiful face.
This would be a perfect moment, except you landed on my testicles.
Please, get off.
God, my balls.
Sam!
- Where are we? Simmons! - Hey! Yeah!
Oh, my God. Oh, my God. What is this? It's Vegas.
- You guys okay? - Yeah.
Hey, I think we're in Vegas!
That really, really hurt. You're just lucky that I didn't get hurt!
People could have gotten killed, okay? And if I would have gotten hurt,
- you would have heard... - Shut up.
I told you I was opening a space bridge. It's the fastest way to travel to Egypt.
When did you... When did you tell us? You didn't tell us anything.
You didn't tell us anything. Why are we in Egypt?
Don't you get snippy with me, fleshling! You were duly informed!
Can you just stop for a second? Can you focus?
Can you tell us why we're in Egypt
so we can all have a little bit of semblance of peace of mind?
This planet was visited by our race once before,
by our earliest ancestors, millennia ago.
They were on an exploratory mission to harvest Energon,
the lifeblood of our race.
Without it, we'll all perish, oxidize and rust, like my wretched self!
Do you have any idea what it's like to slowly fall apart and die?
Let's not get episodic, okay, old-timer?
Beginning, middle, end. Facts. Details. Condense. Plot. Tell it.
Somewhere buried in this desert, our ancestors built a great machine.
It harvests Energon by destroying suns.
- Destroy suns? - You mean blow them up?
Yes. You see, in the beginning,
there were seven Primes, our original leaders.
And they set out into the universe, seeking distant suns to harvest.
The Primes set out with one rule, never destroy a planet with life,
until one of them tried to defy this rule.
And his name forevermore was The Fallen.
He despised the human race
and he wanted to kill you all by turning on that machine.
The only way to activate it is with a legendary key
called the Matrix of Leadership.
A great battle took place over possession of the Matrix.
The Fallen was stronger than his brothers,
so they had no choice but to steal and hide it from him.
In the ultimate sacrifice, they gave their lives to seal the Matrix away
in a tomb made of their very own bodies,
a tomb we cannot find.
Somewhere, buried in this desert, that deadly machine remains.
The Fallen knows where it is
and if he finds the tomb of the Primes, your world will be no more.
Okay, so how do we stop him?
Only a Prime can defeat The Fallen.
Optimus Prime?
So, you've met a Prime?
Why, you must have met a great descendant.
Is he alive, here on this planet?
He sacrificed himself to save me.
So, he's dead.
Without a Prime, it's impossible. No one else could stop The Fallen.
So, the same energy that's gonna be used to reactivate the machine,
could that energy somehow be used to reactivate Optimus
and bring him back to life?
It was never designed for that purpose, but it's an energy like no other.
So, then how do you get us to the Matrix before the Decepticons get to me?
Follow your mind, your map, your symbols.
What you carved in the sand, it's your clue.
When dawn alights the Dagger's Tip, Three Kings will reveal the doorway!
Find the doorway!
Go now! Go!
That was my mission. It's your mission now.
Go before the Decepticons find me and find you.
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