(Myeonghun, Myeonghun, Myeonghun)
Myeonghun.
- Myeonghun. / - Myeonghun.
Yeah.
We're friends, right?
- Right? / - Right?
Can just one of you talk?
Okay.
- Okay. / - Okay.
I just can't leave my house.
You can't fit through the door?
No.
It's a scary world out there.
If we're ever in danger,
we should call Myeonghun through telepathy.
Help me! Telepathy!
Help me! Telepathy!
Help me! Telepathy!
Help me, Mr. Policeman!
Gosh, was it that hard to stand up?
Myeonghun, do you want to get in trouble?
- Why are you crying? / - Why are you crying?
He has liked me since he was in the army!
- You beast! / - You beast!
You beast!
When I visited you in the army,
your superiors whispered to you after seeing me
and your face got red.
What did they say to you? Tell me!
"She's so pretty."
"She's so pretty."
"Your aunt is in the special forces."
Why would you wear an army uniform
to visit me in the army?
Your hand is really heavy.
Why are you sitting on me?
Guys, congratulate me.
I shot a drama with Woo Dohwan.
- Wow. / - Wow.
Come on!
I was so tired...
That I fell asleep like this.
Then the staff members asked Dohwan
what he thought of me.
Guess what he said.
- "I really like her." / - "I really like her."
"She looks like a flatfish."
You really resemble a lot of things.
Don't do things like that.
Mr. Policeman!
Guys.
Do you hear that?
The sound of you getting fat?
No, my heart beating.
I had a date with my crush yesterday.
I said I was cold and he hugged me from behind.
Do you know what he said after that?
"Minkyoung, I don't want to lose you."
"Minkyoung, I don't want to lose you."
"Minkyoung, I can't put my hands together."
Honestly, I was trying to act like I couldn't reach.
Be quiet.
I really couldn't reach.
How did that happen?
Guys.
It's getting colder.
How about we take a trip to the hot springs?
Wow, just the thought of it is refreshing.
That sounds refreshing.
That sounds disgusting.
We might as well take
a trip to the hot springs in Japan.
Alright, let's leave Korea with Myeonghun.
Let's leave Korea.
Let's fight. That's it.
(Say Anything Festival)
Hello, viewers!
This is the Say Anything Festival.
Wow, it's summer already.
- What do you mean? / - I just said anything!
It's the Say Anything Festival.
Let's meet the first contestant now.
Yo, yo, what's up?
Is he going to rap?
I gained my weight back.
He gained his weight back from dieting!
Such an absurd statement from the start!
Right. But Yoo Minsang weighs 98kg.
- Really? / - When he was 6.
Yes.
Let's meet the next contestant.
- Did you get everyone together? / - Yes.
Let's get started.
Rock, paper, scissors!
It wasn't a greeting! It was the pile driving game!
Did someone come?
What's the next line?
Let's meet the next contestant.
Is he the Terminator?
Click "Like."
The Terminator wanted likes!
He's an attention seeker.
- That's right. / - What does SNS mean?
Intestines on the house.
I'd like some SNS here!
Let's meet the next contestant.
Honey, avoid the spear.
I told you to avoid the spear!
- She was telling him to avoid a spear! / - What?
- It took me a while to get it. / - That's right!
So what kind of spear is that?
Son Jichang.
- Are you sure it's him? / - I'm sure.
Principles? And Practice of Eastern Medicine.
Let's meet the next contestant.
Is it a gunslinger from the West?
He's not a gunslinger. He was playing the flute.
I'm good at that too.
- The flute? / - Blowing in a breathalyzer.
Keep going, keep going...
Let's meet the next contestant.
Flashman?
Parcel delivery.
It was a deliveryman.
- Amazing. / - It sure was.
Leave it with security!
- Leave what? / - My wife.
Alright.
That would be returned.
Let's meet the next contestant.
Is it a ghost?
Mom, give me the shampoo.
Here.
She wasn't a ghost! She was shampooing!
- Right. / - Yes.
I use shampoo when I brush my teeth.
- Why? / - I have flowing teeth.
No wonder. You're such a good talker.
Let's meet the next contestant.
Bring it on. Bring it on!
Is it a chicken fight?
He was fighting an actual chicken!
♪ Shut it! Shut it and fry it for 8 minutes ♪
It's undercooked.
Let's meet the next contestant.
Is it the powerful man from Bongsunga School?
A powerful man!
Amazing.
- Amazing. / - That's the best catchphrase of 2017.
- Right! / - Let's all say it!
- Man! / - Man!
Great job. They deserve a praise.
Good job! Stamp, stamp!
Let's meet the next contestant.
I'm so sick of this!
You punk. You can't just eat half.
You have to eat three.
He's talking about eating 3 chickens!
Minsang can only eat 2 chickens.
- Really? / - When he was 3.
That's right.
From the Say Anything Festival,
this has been caster Messi...
And commentator 7 o'clock.
Hello.
(Quarreling Brothers)
Bro.
Bro, bro, bro...
Nice, he's not here. I'm playing computer games.
Where's the mouse?
Where's the mouse?
Geez!
I knew it.
Playing computer games again?
Go to your room and study. Beat it.
Why'd you take the mouse?
I have to play computer games.
I have to write my resume. Beat it.
Just a little. Give me the mouse!
What? Give me? Give me?
Ask politely.
Say please. Please.
Please.
Don't mumble and say it right.
Please give me the mouse.
What did you say? I didn't hear you.
Please give me the mouse!
Geez! You scared me.
Fine, fine. I'll give you the mouse.
Sheesh...
Mouth, mouth. Right here.
Mouth.
Double-click the mouth! Speedy clicks!
Double-click!
Geez!
Why I ought to...
Are you insane?
Hey!
Go to your room and study.
I can't stand the sight of you.
Hey, with your grades,
you can't get into college.
With your personality, you can't get a job.
Man! You're making me angry.
Why did you hit me?
Why did you hit me?
Because you hit me.
Why did you hit me again?
Why did you hit me with your fist?
- Why did you hit my bone? / - You hit me first.
- Why do you keep hitting me? / - You hit me.
Because you hit me! Because you hit me!
- Stop hitting me. / - Stop hitting me.
You stop hitting me first!
- You stop hitting me. / - Stop hitting me!
Man! Get away from me! Geez...
Geez!
Man!
Forget you. I'm using this.
I'm using it. Give it.
Bring it here.
Give it.
Bring it here!
Bring it here! Man!
Why are you touching me?
What? What?
Hey, you downloaded this weird clip!
You downloaded it.
I watch porn on my cell phone!
Then send it to me!
What are you talking about? You high school twerp!
- You're so annoying... / - Man!
Geez, I can't stand you.
Where did I put that resume I wrote?
Man...
Hey!
Don't even think about using the computer.
He's so annoying...
Hello?
Why aren't you logging into the game?
I can't play today.
My jobless brother has to write his resume
and won't let me play.
Your brother always fails his interviews.
He's so hopeless.
Hey.
Don't badmouth my brother.
He'll make it this time.
You scared me!
Hey, little bro... You know...
Blood is thicker than water, fool.
What? What? What?
Why were you listening in on my call?
Well... Well...
Thanks, man.
So can I play my computer game?
Hey. What? What?
Are you any good at this game?
I'm amazing.
- You're good? / - Yeah.
I bet you have fast fingers
and you're fast on the mouse and keyboard.
I'm super fast!
- So you have fast fingers. / - Yeah!
- Here. / - Nice.
Type up my resume.
Oh, come on!
That's my resume!
I was nice to you and you think I'm a pushover.
Man!
You always hit me. That's so annoying.
I'm going to write my resume.
Keep quiet.
You can't tell me what to do. You're not my boss.
Stop mumbling.
I said to stop mumbling!
- What? What? What? / - Geez!
Sheesh!
Stop hitting me!
Fine, fine.
- I won't hit you. / - Yeah, don't hit me.
I'm not hitting you. I'm not hitting you.
- Don't touch me. / - Don't touch me.
Don't touch me.
- I'm not touching you. / - I'm not touching you.
- Don't touch me. / - I'm not.
- I'm not, I'm not, I'm not. / - Don't touch me.
- Don't touch me. / - I'm not, I'm not, I'm not.
Hey.
It's broken!
You were part of it too!
Man!
I have to write my resume by today.
Dang it!
I'm going to the LAN center.
He always fails his interviews anyway.
What?
What did you just say?
Why are you throwing clothes?
You said you wanted to play games.
Come with me to the LAN center.
Why'd you throw my jacket?
Hey...
Get here by the count of 3, fool.
You going to buy me cup noodles and sausages?
Alright! Just get over here.
- Alright. Hang on. / - Hurry! 3!
- Why are you rushing me? / - 2! 1...
10 o'clock.
No minors allowed after 10 p.m.
Beat it.
Hey!
(Rankings Outside the Rankings)
Hello, everyone.
It's time to talk about rankings outside the rankings.
I'm the 168th ranked comedian, Yang Seonil.
You all kiss a lot.
- Yes. / - You kiss a lot?
- Yes. / - Everyone...
What do couples say after kissing?
That's why we looked into it.
The top 3 comments after kissing.
3rd.
"See you in my dreams."
Guess you've said that before.
2nd!
"You're mine now."
And 1st place.
" I love you."
Unfortunately, these didn't make the top 3.
Comment after kissing ranked 22nd.
Did you like that?
52nd.
You're a better kisser than Mincheol.
70th.
I guess you don't scrape your tongue
when you brush your teeth.
105th.
Baby, about our kiss...
Don't tell my girlfriend.
150th.
Honey! Is this why you're dating me?
200th.
So where do you live?
Did you see that?
Did they mention a few you had in mind?
People, couples go watch movies often too.
Then what do couples say often
after watching a movie?
That's why we looked into it again.
The top 3 comments said to your significant other
after watching a movie.
"I need to use the bathroom."
2nd.
"Give me a dollar to pay for parking."
I guess you've said that often.
It's 1st place.
"You're a lot prettier than the female lead."
So...
The ones that didn't make the ranking.
What you say to your significant other after a movie.
74th.
Honey, wasn't that great?
- Honey. / - Yeah?
I took the 3D glasses from the theater.
You're crazy!
99th.
Honey, wasn't the movie great?
It was.
Let's go smoke a cigarette now.
130th.
That movie was terrible.
Kim Gyeongsik fooled me again.
170th.
The action in "Thor." Wow...
Thor's butt... Wow...
This has been Yang Seonil
of Rankings Outside the Rankings. Thank you.
(Countryside Love)
Where is this fool?
He's not showing up.
- Gosh, I'm so tired. / - Where were you?
Hey! What's that on your nose?
Your cow was tired
so I plowed the field for your cow.
Wow... You're the best friend ever.
With a friend like you,
I don't need to get married.
I won't get married either!
- I'll get that out for you. / - Be gentle.
Gently.
Hello.
That girl from Seoul...
- She's so pretty. / - She's so pretty.
What's your deal?
What's yours?
You said you weren't interested in girls.
I never said that!
A Seoul girl won't like a hick like you.
Why not?
You can't even talk to her.
Please...
Then...
What's no makeup?
Do you know what that is? You don't.
I know no makeup.
What is it? Tell me if you know.
What's no makeup?
It's frozen meat.
So you know.
I told you!
You almost fooled me.
You have to pronounce it right.
Anyway, you'd better not play dirty.
You'd better not ogle her.
Hello?
Dad.
Oh.
I didn't really hear that.
Say it again loudly.
I said I'm the village chief now.
I'm his son.
Would you like to taste the sweetness of power?
What the...
You're using your father? I have a dad too!
Dad.
The $20,000 we made from selling mandarins...
Say it loudly.
Oh, that money?
I blew it all on gambling.
What do you mean?
The one who won that money
was my dad.
Give me back our money.
- Guys! / - Give me back our money!
Why are you fighting again?
- You! / - What's your deal?
Do you want to take part in this war too?
Things are going to get real ugly.
What are you saying?
I'm not interested!
You guys getting married first...
That's the way of life!
True.
Gosh! I'm so upset.
Look here!
Speak up.
Say something already!
Say what?
What the...
It's a talking doll.
You cheater! Get over here.
You ogler!
Tell me. Tell me!
Tell me the PIN number to your bank account!
You're not falling for it.
What are you saying?
- Of course not. / - Tell me!
Tell me!
Tell me why I'm hungry after I just ate!
I'm so hungry. I feel so weak.
What are you saying?
- Let's grill some frozen meat. / - What?
That's not what that means.
- What, fool? / - Guys!
Stop fighting!
You! What's your deal?
- What's your deal? / - What was that?
What are you saying? I'm not interested!
Why does she keep sitting there?
Look here. Look here!
Stop showing up.
Stop showing up!
Stop showing up in my dreams!
That's it.
- Drag him behind the mountain. / - Grab him.
Stop it.
Don't come out. Don't come out!
It came out.
That stinks, fool! Move it!
Don't stick out. Don't stick out!
Stomach, don't stick out!
It's sticking out again.
Don't stick out!
It's sticking out again.
Hey! Stop showing off.
Wasn't it funny?
Excuse me.
- Excuse me. / - Yes.
My friends are coming from Seoul.
Are there any good restaurants around here?
Tell them to come now!
My friend's a butcher.
I know a great place to get stew.
- Hey! / - Guys!
Don't you guys have any pride?
And you.
The neighborhood is chaotic because of you.
Why are you trying to bring more outsiders?
Our neighborhood doesn't have
any good restaurants.
Take his and go!
What's this?
The key to my country house.
I'll do the cooking. You can just sit there.
This guy...
I wonder what my sisters-in-law will like.
He wins.
What the...
(Group Assignment)
Oh, come on.
Nobody showed up for the group assignment?
I think I have the most seniority.
I can't believe these guys.
Sora.
- You should say hello to your senior... / - Hello.
- You should face me and... / - Hello.
- You should bow... / - Hello.
Happy?
That's how it's done. Got it?
Hey, when are the others getting here?
- Unbelievable. / - Isn't the cafeteria food good?
Can you pay for once?
- I will. Geez... / - Hey!
What time is it now?
- Hello. / - Hello.
You're here early.
I'm not early. You all were late.
- Look at the time... / - Hey!
Look at the time!
- Why you... / - You were late too.
- Seungyun. / - Yeah.
I'll take care of the underclassmen.
You just sit.
Alright.
Look at the time!
Seungyun might be old and a loser
but he's still your upperclassman. Got it?
Did you have to say all that?
- Get your act together. / - I will.
I really taught her a lesson.
Thanks. Thanks for that. Calm down.
We have a lot to do.
The assignment for Korean history... Hold on...
1, 2, 3...
The youngest still isn't here?
Isn't he a freshman?
The nerve of that guy.
Anyway, we have a lot to do.
First, we need a topic.
Let's just do that then.
We have to come up with a topic.
We haven't even come up with one yet.
Stop messing around.
We need a presentation...
Seungyun, I made the presentation.
- You made one? / - Yes.
Try to be more like Huiryeong, guys.
Let's all watch this.
I'll start the presentation now.
In Korean history, there's...
- The 3 kingdoms era, the Goryeo era... / - Hold on.
Yes?
What's that behind you?
Bonobono.
I know that but why is he there?
He's cute.
That's not the point.
Why is Bonobono in a college presentation?
Take Bonobono out.
- Alright. / - Good.
- The 3 kingdoms era... / - Not move him to the side.
I meant get rid of him entirely.
Oh.
Like this?
- Yeah, get rid of him. Good. / - Like this?
- Like this? Like this? / - Why is he back again?
Why is that showing up again?
Get rid of Bonobono! Would you stop that?
Alright.
That looks nice and tidy now.
Next, we'll learn about
the map of the Korean peninsula.
The Korean peninsula resembles animals.
A tiger.
An otter.
- If you take a look... / - Hey!
Hey!
Geez!
Something doesn't...
It doesn't resemble an otter at all.
Would you get rid of Bonobono already? Please?
Alright.
Next is a graph of the population during...
- The 3 kingdoms era. / - Good.
- Goguryeo, Baekje, Silla... / - Hey, stop that.
Hey! Stop that! You're not doing this!
Hey!
You're not doing the presentation! I'll do it.
Take Bonobono out!
Okay.
No Bonobono!
Then let's use Doraemon.
That's not what I meant.
No Doraemon either.
This is... Let me go.
Hey, do you take me for a fool?
Look. I got all the documents.
You made such a shoddy presentation.
Do I have to lose my temper?
- Want to see how scary... / - Hey!
Do you take him for a fool?
I'm angry too...
Do you take him for a fool because his crush
told me that she likes me?
- Miyeong told you that... / - Stay out of this!
- Miyeong... / - No more Mr. Nice Guy.
You're all in big trouble!
- Take this! Take this! Take this! / - Don't hit them...
You're not supposed to hit me.
- Hey, you guys... / - Why'd you hit me?
This stinking group assignment?
This? Seungyun can do it all.
This presentation?
Seungyun can do all of it!
The PowerPoint? Seungyun can do it!
Happy now?
Let's do that then.
What?
We're not doing that!
Why you... Watch what she says.
She's so... Then I'm doing everything.
- ♪ Ame, Ame, Ame ♪ / - Geez...
♪ Americano ♪
Hello, Seungyun.
Why were you so late?
That's why I didn't even shower and just came.
Your hair looks styled.
This is bed head.
- What about that outfit? / - These are pajamas.
- What's with the coffee? / - I bought it for you.
- You drank it all... / - Fine, don't drink it.
Why you... Fine then...
Let me go.
You'd better not slip up.
Hello?
Clubbing in Hongdae?
Oh, the "Show Me the Money" guys are coming?
You punk...
I just came to do my group assignment.
Later.
We have a lot to do.
- Seungyun. / - Yeah.
My mom got in an accident so I have to go.
Your mom? I heard your phone call.
Your mom got in an accident?
Your mother?
Would I lie about my mother?
- Is this for real? / - Yes.
- Go then. / - Okay.
- Yo, let's get it. / - Stop.
Stop!
Anyone can tell you're going clubbing.
This is my outfit to visit my mom in the hospital.
What's with the necklace?
My mom's name.
It says Show Me the Money.
So Mido mother.
Her name is So Mido.
So Mido mother.
- Hey... / - See you.
- Let's get it. / - Grab him!
Don't let him go! Let me go...
That hurts. I said to grab him.
- Seungyun. / - Yeah.
- I'll go get him. / - Yeah, go get him.
That punk is going to get it now.
- Scare him straight. / - I'll teach him a lesson.
I'll teach him a lesson!
- You're going clubbing too! / - Stay out of this!
Wait up!
Man! Group assignments are so hard!
(Inner Voices)
I'm so nervous!
- I'm so nervous. / - Hey!
- Ready to shoot the new skit? / - Yes.
I have the script here.
Forget that.
You guys are the stars of this skit.
I'll set it all up for you guys.
You guys will be the funny ones today! Got it?
- Yes! / - Yes!
Nope. Only I'm going to be funny.
You guys can't be funny.
Only I'll be funny!
We're going to start shooting the new skit.
How dare you betray me?
If you betray me,
I'll chase you to the end of the earth
and chew you up!
Man, I'm such a good actor.
All eyes will be on me today.
Only I'll be funny!
You scum.
You thought you'd be safe after betraying me?
I am not ashamed of my actions!
You have no shame?
Then you need a beating!
I'm ashamed.
Why do my nipples look so low today?
How dare you be funnier than me with your nipples?
You scum.
Who ordered you to betray me?
The Brown Bear Gang or the Black Bear Gang?
I can't tell you.
Tell you.
Tell me now!
That girl's pretty.
I said to talk!
Not so pretty from up close.
Sit down, fool!
No more Mr. Nice Guy.
Hey, bring in the tools!
Yes, boss. The tools.
- Take them out! / - Yes.
I brought a magic wand.
Why do I get so nervous?
Geez...
Hey!
Why did you bring a magic wand?
Get out of here!
- Junior. / - Yes.
Bring me the club.
Yes.
Mom, those are my only lines.
Now you can change the channel.
That's it.
Tell your boss.
That if he attacks this gang again,
I won't be so nice!
Nice. My nipples are covered.
Answer.
Tell me!
Why does he keep pushing me over here?
Get back here, fool.
- Sit down. / - Boss! Boss!
Big trouble! The Brown Bear Gang is attacking!
What? The Brown Bears?
This is bad.
Don't worry, boss.
As they used to say...
There were two tigers on one mountain.
One was female and the other was male.
The two loved each other passionately.
Then who became the human?
What kind of nonsense is this?
Geez! Why am I so nervous?
I'm going crazy!
What are you talking about, fool?
- Go and stop the Brown Bears! / - Yes!
- Let's go. / - What are you doing?
Go help them!
Yes, boss!
You betrayed me too...
I didn't even get to see my beloved girlfriend...
I'm going to die...
Jungeun! Jungeun!
Jungeun!
Jungeun, don't die!
Your beloved is here!
I thought I'd get big laughs for dressing in drag.
All you guys do is clap.
Stop clapping! Laugh! Laugh!
Thank goodness. That was supposed to be my role.
I'm better off with my nipples exposed.
That's it.
I'd better do something as the veteran of this show.
That's horrifying.
Let's not end up like him.
(Child Romance)
I'm won an award in a drawing contest!
Lucky.
I'm getting it as the 1st grade representative.
- I'm so jealous. / - Suji!
Suji!
You go on ahead.
- Okay, bye. / - Bye.
Suji, we need to talk.
I told you not to come see me.
Make it fast. I have art academy.
We're drawing on a pamphlet. I don't have time.
You've really changed after you
became an elementary student.
I've never seen this outfit. It's pretty.
You're such a phony.
These are my gym clothes.
We had field day today
so I wore this to school.
♪ Ring, ring, it's a phone call ♪
♪ The blue team won ♪ Have you heard that one?
What is that?
Is it a new song?
See? You're too young.
Accept the reality.
I'm in grade school now.
What does that mean?
We should break up!
Why are you being so...
Hold on.
Do you still use strawberry-flavored toothpaste?
Then what do you use?
I use toothpaste for ages 20 through 90.
Mint-flavored.
That's so spicy!
See? You're too young to take it.
No, Suji! I'll get better.
Get better at what?
I'm already tired of this.
When you do all your picture diaries in one day,
I'm sick of telling you the weather.
When you do addition and subtraction,
I'm sick of letting you use my fingers!
And cheering you up when you cry...
Peek-a-boo! Peek-a-boo!
It's humiliating.
Why are you being like this, Suji?
Let me go!
Hey there, son!
So here you are.
Suji, you're here too.
Hello.
You know Mungyu's birthday party is coming up.
Yes.
I'll make sure to order plenty of hamburgers.
They're your favorite, Suji.
Hamburgers? They're my favorite!
Come holding hands for his birthday party.
Yes, yes! I'd like that!
I'll be going then.
- Bye. / - Good-bye.
You haven't told your dad yet?
Why doesn't he know?
Geez... Now I'll look like the bad one.
No, Suji.
I'll tell my dad.
But can you just have fun at my birthday party?
Fun?
So that's the big picture.
Fun for you maybe.
I'll be sad...
But I have to smile when I'm photographed.
♪ Happy birthday, dear Mungyu ♪
I have to sing to someone I don't even love.
I can't do this.
I can't do what my heart won't allow me to.
I can't go. No, I'm not going!
Suji! If you don't come to my birthday party,
I'll get your clothes dirty!
Don't speak to me informally!
I'll get your clothes dirty!
You think you're so great for being pretty?
Yeah, being pretty makes me great.
Fine then. Be that way!
But...
Take all my stuff out of your house.
Hey.
You're so cheap!
Take them back. You're so cheap.
Fine, take your stuff back.
I planned on burning this thing anyway.
Your sink...
- Take it! / - Stop it.
Your table. Only you used this.
This bed? You can use it by yourself.
Take it. Happy now that the house is empty?
Are you happy now?
Where will Barbie sleep tonight?
I'm going.
Wait, Suji!
Did you forget about our happy memories?
Oh, please...
♪ Round and round we go ♪
♪ Round and round we go ♪
♪ We turn and turn ♪
- Two people! / - Two people!
Suji!
No!
My brain forgot
but my body remembers.
Get it together, Suji!
- Suji, it was my fault! / - Get off me! I'm going.
Suji!
Sangeun.
So you got new shoes.
So here you are, Suji.
Yes.
So we meet again.
The bad guy that stole Suji. You're back.
- Sangeun... / - It's okay.
That's right.
I warned you last time.
Let Suji go.
I told you last time...
That I'll never give up on Suji.
You can't forget your first love so easily.
Humph. First love?
Alright.
Then I'll cut to the chase.
Take this and let Suji go.
A fidget spinner with lights!
That's really expensive.
That's right. It's my older brother's.
Get it together, Sangeun.
You can't focus at academy without this!
It's okay.
I can only focus on you now.
It's been fun, fidget spinner.
My long-time friend.
Sangeun...
You're so cool!
You're so pretty, Suji!
See that?
Suji's mine.
- Let's go, Suji. / - Okay.
Don't treat me like a preschool child!
I don't need your fidget spinner.
I'm an adult now too.
Humph. An adult?
Mungyu.
Shall we be real men and settle this like adults?
How?
This kimchi.
Whoever can eat it without rinsing it in water...
Is Suji's man.
Alright.
Snap out of it.
It's aged kimchi!
Sangeun, you complained it was over-seasoned!
Suji!
This is a war between men.
It's dangerous so stay back.
I'll go first.
Mungyu.
So spicy!
It should be really spicy.
But...
It will pass.
I have to be sworn-in by the Boy Scouts now.
- Water! I need water! / - Sangeun...
Mungyu!
Suji...
I'm done for now.
I can't let you be in pain alone.
I'm coming with you.
I thought I'd be able to swallow...
Since I'm 8 years old...
Suji!
Suji! Suji!
(The Participation Show)
Hello, I'm Song Yeonggil the comedian.
We'll be picking one of you in the audience
and make you into the female lead of a drama.
Raise your hand if you want to be a drama lead
and you're single.
The woman in the striped shirt.
You're single?
Come on up.
Hi. My name is Sari.
My surname is Bbik. I'm Bbik Sari.
I've become the vocalist of
the greatest band East West South North.
Let's begin our practice now.
The main vocalist of East West South North,
Bbik Sari, you're already here.
- Let's practise since we're all here. / - Yeah.
Don't be nervous.
Let's go!
Next! Guitar!
Nice! Next! Keyboard!
Nice! Next! Vocals!
Amazing.
Our main song...
You sang just fine without the mic on.
Oh, right. Sari.
I've been working all night for a month
to write these lyrics. Want to hear them?
Listen.
The sea has starfish.
The stream has minnow.
Sausage stew has noodles.
And in my life, it's Bbik Sari.
Sari.
Will you be the title track
in the album that's my life?
Hands.
Let's spin around!
Sari...
What are you doing?
That's enough! That's enough!
- What are you doing? / - Don't make it so long!
What are you doing?
Taehun.
You think I'm just good at the guitar?
Then what else are you good at?
- I'm good at beating people up! / - He got me!
Sari.
Do you know why I joined this band?
To become a musician? No!
To make our love come true.
Will you be my girl, Sari?
No!
No!
Hold on. Hold on, Sari.
Geunji.
What's your deal?
Go by the script! Lift her up!
You punk.
That was good enough.
Agreed.
You don't want me to lift you, right?
Thank you.
What was that?
Listen up.
Sari is my girl.
Nonsense. She's my girl!
Fine. Let's settle this like men.
Fine.
Here I go!
Stop.
Sari, do you remember?
This song that we listened to
when we were struggling.
♪ City of stars ♪
♪ Never shined so brightly ♪
And we danced too.
It's your turn.
Great!
The wave!
One more time!
One more time!
You're doing well!
Sari.
I wish time would stop like this...
Forever.
Don't mess with me!
Hey!
What's going on?
What is this?
Time suddenly stopped.
Hold on. What are you doing?
All this over a girl!
This band is a disgrace.
Let's just end this band.
- Yeah, we're disbanding! / - Fine.
Is this the end of our band?
Gosh... This is so tiring.
♪ When you're tired and weary ♪
♪ Lean on me ♪
♪ I'll always be standing by your side ♪
♪ So that you won't feel alone ♪
♪ I'll hold your hand ♪
Nice! Geunji, rap!
- ♪ It's so dark that I can't see ♪ / - Hold on.
Who was singing just now?
He must be a CEO of an agency.
- We were singing! / - Us!
Keep it down.
It's too loud.
But amidst all the noise,
I heard a strong woman's voice.
- Who was it? / - It's our main vocalist. Bbik Sari.
- It was you? / - Yes.
You were the loudest.
Please keep it down!
Someone's studying for the SATs at my house!
Your son?
Me. I'm a high school senior.
- Geez! / - What are you talking about?
He's being totally ridiculous.
Let's stop bothering Sari.
- Sari, you choose... / - Yeah.
Who your real man is.
Is it time for me to choose?
You can choose with this.
You should kneel too.
I'm a minor so I can't.
I'll hit last place on the head hard with this.
Here I go. 1, 2, 3!
I'm always last!
- Nice. / - Great.
- You said you'd win 1st! / - Next is 2nd.
I'll hit him harder than the last guy.
1, 2, 3!
Sari!
(YOLO Inn)
Gosh...
My feet are all dirty from working the fields.
What are you doing?
I'm going to wash my feet.
Goodness... I'll wash them for you.
Why are you doing this?
These feet worked the fields
to send our kids to college.
That tickles. Stop it.
- Come here. / - Oh, stop it.
If you keep moving, I'll kiss your feet.
- Stop it. / - Come here.
Stop it.
- That's it. I'm kissing your feet. / - Dear!
I said to stop it!
Oh, I didn't hit him right. Let's try another take...
I said to stop it!
Dear, are you okay?
I'm fine.
- I'm sorry, dear. / - You think I'd be alright?
- Oh, gosh... / - Grandpa!
Grandpa!
What is it?
Why are you here?
Grandpa, do you know what this is?
What's this?
A corn dog, a steamed bun, a rice cake skewer.
A corn dog, a steamed bun, a rice cake skewer?
Do you know what this is then?
Age spots.
- No, it's a boiled... / - Boiled age spots.
Boiled age spots?
I'm going to get sulky.
See? I told you he doesn't act his age.
He's so lame.
Why are you here?
Grandpa, one for $1. Please buy one.
What? Sweet potatoes?
- Hot, hot... / - Do you have $2?
- I have $2. / - Good.
We'll take 2.
- Thank you! / - Here.
- Thank you. / - Hot, hot!
Hey. These aren't hot at all.
See? He can still feel with his hands.
Hey.
There's nothing in here.
It's $1 for the foil.
I never once said they were sweet potatoes.
Use them for grilling meat on.
- We made $2! / - You brats!
Dear, don't get so angry.
Dear, apples are in season these days.
- I bought some apples. / - Apples?
- You like apples. / - I'll wash them.
No need. I'll wash them here.
- That's from... / - Don't they look good?
Didn't you wash something else in that?
What are you talking about?
They sure look good.
Here, eat the apple.
No, no. Eat it fresh. Don't wipe it off.
No...
You have to eat it like this. Nice and fresh.
I bought these from Garak Market.
Not Feet Market?
Why would you say that?
- How is it? / - Yummy.
Good?
I'll leave these here, so enjoy.
Right. You like rice wine.
I brought rice wine.
You brought rice wine?
- Here. / - Alright.
- A drink for the two of us. / - It looks good.
- Thank you. / - Hold on.
Is someone badmouthing me?
Badmouthing you? Nobody's badmouthing you.
Hold on! You need to stir rice wine.
- What's this? / - Rice wine.
I see earwax floating in here.
It's rice wine.
- I'm not drinking this. / - Drink it. You like alcohol.
- I can't handle alcohol. / - I said to drink it.
Now I'm too offended to drink this.
I ate your apple!
Is it about to rain?
Gosh... Better get out my umbrella.
Hold on. All these umbrellas are busted.
Gosh!
- Hello, sir. / - Hello.
It sure is pouring outside.
Go inside where it's warm.
- Alright. / - Okay.
Hey! Rice wine!
Sir, could I have some?
Sure. Drink this one.
Alright.
I'm getting tipsy!
- It's bitter. / - It's bitter?
There's an apple!
Honey, you can have this as a chaser.
You're the best, honey.
Wash it first.
Thank you for washing it!
That looks delicious.
- Yummy! Thank you! / - Thank you.
Why are there so many flies?
A frog.
Here. Eat the fly.
Good.
Sir!
Big trouble, sir.
What's going on?
I slipped and fell on the rainy street.
Oh, that was a close one.
You sure are strong, young man.
This is good exercise.
- Honey. / - Yeah?
My clothes are all wet from the rain.
What if you catch a cold? You should get changed.
You'd better not peek.
Alright.
Honey, I feel like someone else is watching!
Who's watching?
- I'm sorry. / - How did you hurt yourself?
I'm sorry.
It's just the old man eating flies.
- Stop joking around. / - I wasn't.
Honey, I don't think I brought a change of clothes.
What should we do?
Alright, you can borrow my clothes.
- Thanks, honey. / - Sure.
Dear, what are you doing?
The can-can!
What are you all doing?
(We Need to Talk 1987)
Let me go! It's hot.
I'll get a heat rash in my pits.
This is what a campus couple does.
Hey, do you even know what that means?
Of course. Daehui and Bongseon.
We're a campus couple.
Shut it, fool.
Is that what it means?
Forget that.
You remember we're supposed to eat dinner...
- With my dad at my place, right? / - Yes.
- Don't be late. / - Alright.
Later.
What should I wear today?
Bongseon.
Hey, Sejin.
How are things going with Daehui?
I'm going to go meet his father today.
Oh, I see...
You should get over me
and meet a nice girl.
Of course... It'll be hard.
I have a girlfriend now.
Hey, you don't have to lie to make me feel better.
No, for real. I have a girlfriend.
She should be here soon.
My girlfriend should be here by now...
Hi.
Hi.
My girlfriend.
- Sejin. / - Yeah?
You're still not over me.
What do you mean?
How can you date a girl that looks just like me?
Is she my replacement?
What did she do wrong?
But it would be hard to meet a girl like me in Korea.
What are you babbling about?
Calm down, honey...
See you, Bongseon. Let's go, honey.
How annoying!
Let's eat.
You brat!
What? What? An interview?
An interview?
You lied about going to an interview
and went partying with girls?
I'm sorry.
Sheesh! You young punk born in 1964...
I can pass for someone born in 1958 at most places.
Don't be ridiculous.
Sheesh... Shut your mouth and get some water!
Dad, I have something to tell you.
What is it now?
I've decided to start dating Bongseon.
- Is that right? / - Yes.
Great job!
Very good!
- There's no girl quite like Bongseon. / - Yes.
- She's got a nice personality. / - Yes.
- She's polite. / - Yes.
- She's from a good family. / - Yes.
- She has a weird nose though. / - Yes.
She's coming by later for dinner.
Yeah? That's good.
I'm here!
Gosh! Well if it isn't Bongseon!
Wow, look at you in that hanbok.
I thought you were a shaman.
Hey. You went a bit overboard with the outfit.
This is what you wear to greet your elders.
No, no.
No need for all that.
Just think of me as family and take it easy.
Sir, think of me as your daughter...
- And be casual around me. / - Yeah?
Alright. Get me some water!
What?
You said to be casual. Get some water!
Dad!
Don't be like that.
I'm going to be really good to her
like Choi Sujong in "Tree Blooming with Love."
- No, you don't... / - Quiet! You stay out of this.
Grown-ups are talking.
Alright then.
- So is your father well? / - Yes.
He went to school recently.
Is that right?
He's so educated.
Yes. There's no end to what you can learn.
- What school is he going to? / - Cheongsong.
Cheongsong University?
Cheongsong Prison.
He'll be out in 4 years.
It's a 4-year-course!
Yeah...
So what is he in for?
For smuggling illegal weapons.
So he's in trade!
Trade...
It should be pretty rough in there for him.
Not at all.
He's conquered the place with his fists.
He's the king now.
He's like the department head!
Yeah.
Wow, that's killer.
Gosh... My dad used to say that a lot.
"I should kill him."
Your dad is so lively.
He said that often too.
"Hey. This guy's still alive."
I sure miss my dad. I should write to him.
Oh, right. You asked me to get you water.
Here's the water!
Have some water, Daehui.
I should've given you some first.
Yes, yes.
- Thanks! / - Thanks!
(Managers)
I manage my gang.
I manage my girlfriends.
I try to take care of myself.
Nice punch.
Nice jaw-line.
I have a gut.
I manage my gang.
I manage my girlfriends.
I try to take care of myself.
These small fries won't leave me alone.
The ladies won't leave me alone.
The flies won't leave me alone!
I manage my gang.
I manage my girlfriends.
I try to take care of myself.
Hey. This isn't the amount we agreed on!
I see you're wearing different color lipstick, baby.
Why do we look so different?
I manage my gang.
I manage my girlfriends.
I try to take care of myself.
It was you, wasn't it?
The Axe Gang already ratted you out.
They're lying. It wasn't me!
Honey, you went clubbing last night, didn't you?
How do you explain this photo?
That's not me!
Excuse me. Are you my blind date?
No... It's not me!
I manage my gang.
I manage my girlfriends.
I try to take care of myself.
(Bongsunga School)
Hello!
I'm the teacher of Bongsunga School, Kim Daehui.
Let's get started with Bongsunga School!
Who wants to talk first?
Hello.
I became rich by being really frugal.
I'm Jolla Park.
Jolla Park.
You look quite stylish today.
You've got to save to live well!
My waist size is 34 but I can wear a 23.
Wow... You're so frugal
but this handkerchief looks expensive.
- Does this look nice? / - Yes.
- Does this look nice? / - Yes.
It's actually my shirt poking out.
If I use too much, my stomach shows.
Your wallet looks expensive.
- Does this look nice? / - Yes!
It's laver.
Laver.
I can make this my meal if I have soy sauce.
This is how you get rich!
Alright. Go sit down.
Who wants to talk next?
Who are you?
Who are you?
I'm Twisty.
I'm Twisty!
Say something then. Don't just stand there.
I'm not talking since you told me to.
- Then don't talk. / - Then I will.
What the... Why are you so twisted?
I was told to change my Honnam character
so I changed it to this
but I don't think people like it.
- That's why I got twisted! / - No.
Not a lot of people I know said that
your new character is funny...
I mean, a lot of people said that.
Geez! I'm going to become twisted!
That person must really like our show.
I saw you last time. You're here again.
You brought a different girl this time.
The last girl you brought was prettier.
Oh, come on.
Fight, fight.
- What are you doing? / - They're not fighting! Gosh!
What's wrong with you? Go sit down.
- I won't since you told me to. / - Then don't sit!
Then I'll sit.
What's with the blanket?
- I have to sleep. / - Why?
Why are you going to sleep?
I have to sleep now so that
I won't doze off during my shoot for "Night Goblin."
Lee Honggi is a lot funnier than you guys!
I love you, Honggi.
- Go sit down! / - I won't since you told me to.
- Don't sit down! / - Then I will.
What the...
Who wants to talk next?
Who are you?
Hello, teacher.
I have a cursed body.
I'm CB Ryu Geunji.
Why is your body cursed?
You're in great shape.
Teacher, when others buy pants...
- They get them hemmed so they'd fit. / - Yeah.
But when I buy pants,
the legs are too short.
I hate my long legs. I hate them. I hate them.
- I hate them. / - Are you bragging?
You look like you're smiling.
- I'm crying. / - Yeah?
You weren't smiling?
- Others put their pants on like this. / - Yeah.
But when I put on my pants...
Pants...
What is it?
I forgot to put on underwear.
- Pull my pants down... / - That's enough!
I'm so envious of you guys.
I hate my body. I hate it. I hate it.
Are you trying to tease me?
I think you like your body.
I'm whipping my body.
Yeah? Go sit down.
- Go sit down. / - Alright.
What's with the helmet?
- You rode a motorbike here? / - No, I took the bus.
Then why do you have a helmet on?
If I don't...
It's like this...
My body is cursed.
Who wants to talk next?
♪ I'm back, back, back, back again ♪
Who are you?
Hello, teacher.
I drink burdock tea instead of barley tea.
I'm Wu Eongjae.
What are you always pointing at?
- Teacher. / - Yeah?
- There are those times. / - What times?
- There are those times. / - What do you mean?
♪ There are those times ♪
♪ When your mom gets mad because ♪
♪ Your dad forgot her birthday ♪
♪ But then ♪
♪ Your dad tells your mom ♪
♪ That he'll grant any wish for your mom ♪
♪ My mom said without even thinking ♪
♪ Get out of my sight, dear ♪
♪ My dad got surprised and said ♪
♪ What? Is it my birthday today? ♪
♪ Dad, you can hear this and cry ♪
♪ Nobody in the family knows your birthday, dad ♪
What are you saying?
- Teacher. / - Yeah.
- There are those times. / - What times?
- There are those times. / - What do you mean?
♪ There are those times ♪
♪ When you're amazed at your dad for going to ♪
♪ The gym every day to impress your mom ♪
♪ But then ♪
♪ He really got in good shape ♪
♪ And flexed his muscles in front of my mom ♪
♪ My mom saw his muscles and said ♪
♪ No point in only having strong arms ♪
♪ My mom also said ♪
♪ Take eel extract instead of eating chicken breast ♪
♪ My dad needs is two bags of jade underwear ♪
Sit down.
♪ I'll be back, back, back, back again ♪
Alright.
Who wants to talk next?
What's this?
I've seen you two on TV a lot.
You're on "Same Bed, Different Dreams."
Hello, I'm Songvely.
I love Korea and I love marriage.
Hello, I'm the goddess of China.
I'm Chunami.
Chunam?
- Chunami. / - Oh, Chunami.
I enjoy watching you two on TV.
Chunami, you're very supportive.
I wake up early in the morning
and I make his favorites.
Hot pot, dim sum and sweet and sour pork.
I make it myself and...
I feed it to him.
Oh, that means it's tasty, right?
She's a liar.
We always order Chinese food.
What?
I love marriage.
You must be crazy!
- Chunami. / - Yeah?
I wish you'd die first. I love you.
I love you.
Why are you crying?
That's enough.
So who takes care of the money between you two?
I'm in charge of all the money.
Wife, give me some pocket money.
Then kiss me.
You know. It goes on the mouth.
Oh. A mask.
Too much fine dust.
Where is it coming from? I love Korea.
You must be crazy!
- Chunami. / - Yeah.
I wish you'd die first. I love you.
I love you.
Go sit down.
Now it's everyone's favorite time.
It's history class.
- That's so boring! / - It is not boring!
So who are you guys?
Hello, teachers.
We're the fun-loving brothers. The Fun Bros!
Yes, baby!
So exciting, so exciting!
Just watching you guys is fun.
So what brings you here?
Teacher, we'll show you how world history
doesn't have to be boring and it can be fun.
Alright.
David and Goliath from the Bible.
David.
You think you can beat me?
Goliath, you're huge.
Just how tall are you?
- My height? / - Yeah, your height!
My height?
♪ I'm 2m tall ♪
So exciting, so exciting!
What was that all of a sudden?
Teacher, we'll show you how national history
doesn't have to be boring and it can be fun.
Alright.
Jeong Yakyong who made the cable driving system.
With this cable driving system,
you can lift heavy stones!
How can you lift these heavy stones up and down?
You can lift them up and down?
- How? / - Like this!
♪ Up and down, up and down ♪
One more time!
♪ Up and down, up and down ♪
Teacher, are you excited?
This has been the Fun Bros!
So exciting, so exciting!
Alright.
How chaotic.
Who wants to talk next?
That's so weak for a man.
Everyone say it. Man!
- Man! / - Man!
I'm the strong man, Gangnam!
Kids these days are too weak like them.
I'm saying a man shouldn't be this weak.
Kids need to be strong and powerful!
Look at this.
- An exit sign. This exit sign is too weak! / - Weak!
This is why people can't tell if it's an exit sign.
It's too weak.
Make this plain face powerful!
- Man! / - Man!
- A man during an emergency! / - Man!
Make these plain legs powerful!
- Man! / - Man!
He's like a man that's really fast!
Man!
Make his body powerful!
- Man! / - Man!
A man that would break through the exit!
- Man! / - And that's not all.
Men these days are so weak.
If they like hip hop,
they wear snapbacks like this...
♪ Yo, let's get it ♪
I have swag... This is too weak!
Weak!
Make your snapback powerful!
- Man! / - Man!
- A man filled with swag! / - Man!
Okay, I can't tell.
Is this a snapback or an umbrella? I can't tell.
- Man! / - Man!
Go sit down.
Who wants to talk next?
I will survive. I will survive.
I will survive in nature!
Who are you?
Hello.
I moved to the mountains to escape the city.
My surname is Shin and my name is Dosi.
- I'm Shin Dosi. / - I see.
Dosi, don't you get lonely living alone
in the mountains?
Everything in nature is my friend.
I don't get bored.
I wake in the morning and have a conversation.
Hi, flowers. Birds, did you sleep well?
Wind, stop tickling me.
Does the wind talk back?
What do you think?
Be a bit more logical, teacher!
How can flowers and the wind talk?
Well...
I do this because I get so bored and lonely!
Don't cry.
But still.
I get chances to meet real friends sometimes.
When hikers that get lost come to my house,
I cook for them,
I make them wild ginseng tea...
I really take care of them.
The people are silly sometimes.
They say they can't just leave and
would offer me expensive hiking clothes
but I just waved it away.
You just wanted their gratitude?
No, I only accept cash. $1,500 a head.
Some people make excuses
that they only have credit card.
That's why I got an ATM.
Show your appreciation with money!
Alright, go sit down.
- Is everyone done talking? / - Yes.
Gosh...
Mr. Principal.
Hello. People come first.
I am the 19th principal of Bongsunga School,
Moon Gyojang.
I'm really into personality tests.
- Would you like to take one with me? / - Yes.
This is a deserted island with
a dog, lamb, tiger and monkey.
If only one animal can ride this raft,
which animal would you let on the raft?
- I say the tiger. / - The lamb!
- The tiger! / - The dog!
The lamb!
People come first.
I was so proud of myself for making this
that I patted myself on the head.
Nice one!
Dear, where am I?
An angel belongs in the sky.
Dear, I'm always watching you.
I love you.
Pyeongchang Winter Olympics will start soon.
There are many events
for the Winter Olympics.
First... Bobshelighing.
Bobsleighing.
Next... Crosh countwy shkiing.
Cross country skiing.
There's figure shkating and shpeed shkating.
Figure skating and speed skating.
Triple axel!
Dear, don't I look like Kim Yuna?
I love you.
- Was that hard to answer? / - You already know.
Do any of you students have any concerns?
- Me! / - Me!
- Us! / - Me!
- Fun Bros. / - Yes.
We have a gig and we prepared something.
But I don't know if it's any good.
- Can you take a look? / - Okay.
What the...
It's like a mirror.
They're the same.
How's that? Only twins can do this.
Isn't it amazing?
Is it true that only you two can do this?
Try copying this then!
You can't do this! You can't do this!
You can't do this!
Yes, baby! Yeah!
So exciting, so exciting!
I hope you all have an exciting week.
Luck, luck, luck, luck!
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