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Overly Excited Tourist Is Looking For Love In Portland - Duration: 2:35.
- Shake it if ya got it, baby!
I'm in Poor Man's Origin,
the strip club capital of the...
capital.
Let's go see if we can kiss a stripper's bumhole,
and have a good time.
Ew, nasty!
This hotel kind of stinks.
Porkloin, Oregano is known for being a pretty chill place,
that's got- OH GOD!
Oh big bad Danosaur gave me a nasty spook!
I'm already sad just thinkin' about leaving Porston but,
I don't want to bwell on it.
Nyaaaaa ha ha, nyaaaa ha ha,
Porcelain Origin, you're cool as crack!
Are you joking my ass? look at this hot dog
flippin' the danger digit!
Whoa baby boy, look at this sexy babe!
Goddammit, now I'm horny as a hornet!
(electro funk)
Look at this nasty boy just out goin' for a walk.
Hiiiiii honeeeey!
Get inside my ass and watch your step
'cause there's poopies, look at these flying horses.
They say they're a hundred feet big,
and they learned how to fly from Tony Robbins!
They said Ry Guy, if you're gonna go to Pornegon
you gotta go to a strip club,
and I was like,
oh.
I told my friends I was coming to Porkland
and they was like, "Well you otter."
And they were like, "Have fun, deer."
And they were like, "I can't bear to see you leave."
And they were like,
"Ducks!"
(electro funk)
Wooooo hooo hooo!
Careful honeeeey!
Just a bunch of kids trying to kill themselves.
You gotta be joking my ass,
even Shrek likes to have some of the jitter juice.
Well I'm fuckin' trying!
Ew, look at this nasty hiccupatamus!
They say it's a hundred feet big,
and it hasn't caught up on Game of Thrones yet,
so shush shush shush shush shush!
Get out of my ass, look at this manument.
It must be- it's like er...
it's pretty cool.
Holy Snopes, the Pentagon!
Hey Dan Trump, why don't you go,
why don't you just, why don't you maybe,
why don't you go to kick rocks!
You're a mean one, Mr. Grimps.
(laughs) It's just a tree, we really gotta go!
Mother's milk, what a day I've had here at Porktown.
I never did kiss a stripper's tooter
but oh, Wells Fargo,
I think it still was the best day of my whole life!
(electro funk)
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Work Work Work Work | Baroness von Sketch Show | IFC - Duration: 1:24.
Trainer: Sweat!
Sweat!
Feel it!
And forget about
what makes you small
'cause you're big here!
Let's get skinny!
I want to see-
I want to see you work!
Work work work work wor-
Hi, hi, hey.
Hey.
Hey I was just wondering, you know,
I'm uh ready to workout
just wondering what uh workouts you guys have.
Alright we can get you into some good stuff.
We, uh, we've got The Barbara over here,
20 pull ups,
30 pushups, 40 sit ups,
50 squats.
Seems a little intense maybe, I don't know.
Alright, okay.
We've got a little lighter, The Cindy.
5 pulls ups,
10 pushups,
15 squats.
Yep, okay.
You know, you might be more of a Tracy.
What's the Tracy?
The Tracy is right over here,
it's uh ten vodka shots,
five hours of sleep,
one discreet vomit
and then a cigarette.
I think I'm just going to try that.
Alright. Hop in there. -Yeah.
Trainer: You are crushing it Trace.
Get that cigarette high.
Tracy:Okay. -Alright.
Some of your vomit is by the front door though
if you could clean it up.
Okay.
Trainer: Alright.
Hoohaa. -Ow.
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You will need 10cm x 10cm square paper.
Follow the tutorial step by step for making a paper bow.
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Laser Online - Reward the Affiliate Program - English. - Duration: 1:35.
What is reward check or RC system and how to use it
RC is an effective and highly profitable instrument aimed at top marketing
professionals who are able to generate massive capitals and create a strong
network of decisive partners around them RC is an active live leader board on
which all the platform users can compete with each other with a goal to obtain a
particular reward check based on your team's deposits activity you can monitor
which extra reward you can get down below you can see L Opie's automatically
updated rewards list divided into three major categories based on the specific
requirements list in each this section will let you monitor all possible reward
checks RC at the moment with detailed obtaining terms respectively an
authorized user can see his profile completion status percentage completed
based on his current team data once a particular user reaches a certain level
of team deposits he or she will instantly receive a reward via Bitcoin
from an address listed in each and every subcategory note that there is a limited
amount of reward cheques tokens for each category once an individual gets his RC
he will take away one token so it will no longer be available for other users
to compete for only when there are no more tokens left to take all the
categories RC tokens will be renewed and Bitcoin addresses refilled with new
budgets
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How Square Works - Duration: 2:07.
You probably know Square as the little white reader that lets you accept payments anywhere.
But there's so much more Square can do to help you work smarter and save time.
It all starts with our Point of Sale app
The point of sale app is simple, powerful and highly customisable.
It works in all kinds of setups, including Square's beautiful hardware,
but right now, we're going to focus on the apps.
First off, you can name and organise your products
and you can take pictures of them for faster checkout
and less employee training.
So, let's take a payment for some baby toys.
Hit the item, add another, then...
You're ready for them to insert or tap.
It works perfectly, whether you're selling clothes, coffee, or cradles.
But the point of sale app does more than just take orders...
It lets you add employees so they can clock in and out, and give them secure permissions
to keep control of what they can see and do.
And through digital receipts, your customers can send you feedback directly,
which shows up on your Dashboard.
What's your Dashboard you ask?
Dashboard is a free resource from Square that's built to help you make better business decisions.
When you open it up, you'll see this main page with high level metrics, and then you
can click to see your sales summary, best selling items, and over here, a comparison
to previous performance.
With real time information, you can keep track of your business constantly...
..from anywhere.
You can access your Dashboard with the mobile app, whether you're at another location,
or at the beach.
You can manage multiple locations all from the same app.
You can click here to see sales from different locations
and see which employees have sold what.
You can also integrate 3rd party software seamlessly through Square Dashboard.
You can sync with apps for bookkeeping, tax prep, e-commerce and more.
All to help you save time, work smarter and make more.
With the Point of Sale and Dashboard apps, it's easy to get started, train employees,
and manage items, inventory and locations - all through your Square account.
Learn more about what else Square can do for your business at Square.com.au today.
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