-There's so many things I want to talk about.
I want to show a picture of the baby.
Don't you want to see the baby?
[ Cheers and applause ]
A picture of you and the new baby.
Look at this.
Look at little Romeo right there.
-This is from the forthcoming "Shrek: Part 5."
-Oh, my God.
-It's Shrek with a baby.
Shrek has a baby. -It's a live-action Shrek.
-It's a live-action Shrek. They couldn't --
I was the only guy they came to to play the part.
They were like, "It's Alec."
-Actually, though, this is from backstage right before the show.
[ Light laughter ]
-I took a nap in my dressing room.
-Here's you and Hilaria and the family, the happy family.
Look at this.
-This is us on the set of my game show.
We're doing "Match Game." -That's a happy family, dude.
-I have a talk show and a game show.
And a cooking show. And an antique show.
I got all the shows.
-You do have the other talk show.
You have another talk show, as well, right?
-I have a talk show, yeah. On another network.
-That's all right. We can talk about it.
-On ABC, we have a talk show.
-Well, you don't have to say ABC.
Just say another network. -Oh, I'm sorry.
Pbht! -No, no!
Aaah! -Aah!
-We -- I love it.
I love your interviews. I think you do a great --
But do you like the long-form interviews?
-I like the long-form interviews 'cause people want to know --
Like, when I do the podcast,
people want to know people's origins.
What did he start out to do before he became him
and became a famous musician?
What did you start out to do? -Yeah.
-You were like a paperboy, driving around Schenectady
or wherever the [bleep] you're from.
You were like, "Paper, lady? Paper, lady? Paper, lady?"
They didn't even subscribe to the paper,
and you were throwing paper at the doorstep.
"Yeah, have a paper. It's free." -That's where I got my start.
I was the paperboy in Schenectady.
-What's the town you're from again?
-Yeah, I'm from Saugerties. -Saugerties.
Schenectady, Saugerties.
-No, I went to college in Albany.
-"Paper, lady." -Close enough, yeah, absolutely.
Quickly, where did you get -- What was your origin?
-I was a paperboy in Schenectady.
-Oh, my God, wait a second.
But you were always into acting. You were always acting.
-No, I was going to go to law school.
I went to George Washington University,
pre-law program, going to go to law school.
And a friend of mine dared me
to audition for the NYU acting school.
And I auditioned, and I got in.
And I went, "I'll never be young enough to try this again."
And I said, "I'll go," and I transferred.
I went to NYU. And I just kept working.
I got a job and I kept working.
-Wow. -Yeah.
-You said that origin --
-I was in acting class. I thought it was funny.
I said -- Honestly, I said to the guy who ran the program.
I go, "Why am I in the class? Why did you let me in?
I want to learn to understand myself.
Why did you let me into the acting class?"
He goes, "You want me to be honest?"
He goes, "You're the only straight guy that applied."
[ Laughter ]
And I was like, "Wow."
-"We need one just for casting."
-It's like affirmative action.
-"We need one for casting," yeah.
You're a fantastic actor. And you're so good in this.
The theater we saw this in, you got like two applause breaks.
-Well, you know, I don't want to give it away.
There's some great moments in this movie.
Chris McQuarrie, who directed "Mission,"
he won the Academy Award for Best Original Screenplay
for "The Usual Suspects." -Oh, that's right.
-He won an Oscar for screen writing.
He's a great director. Great writer.
He's phenomenal. He's phenomenal.
-And I just don't know.
You know, everyone says, "Tom Cruise broke his ankle
when he did some scene in the movie."
-I don't give a [bleep] about your ankle.
-Yeah, yeah, exactly.
And he -- What do you call it?
You see all the action scenes he's doing in this movie.
And I go, "I don't know what scene he broke his ankle in."
'Cause there's so many things he could have broken his ankle in.
-Exactly, exactly.
"How many times did you break your ankle?"
He's amazing. He's a machine. He's a machine.
-He's the best. I want to show a clip.
Here's Alec Baldwin and Tom Cruise
in "Mission Impossible: Fallout."
Take a look at this.
-This is a trap.
We are being directed. -Hunt!
-Sir, there are still two plutonium cores in the wind.
-And you lost them!
Don't make this any harder than it already is.
I can no longer protect you. Don't you understand that?
This is as close as you're ever going to get to the plutonium.
-Sir, you don't actually believe this?
-I believe I've been given a choice
to protect you or the IMF,
which is why I'm bringing you in.
-And if I refuse?
-What do you think he's here for?
You think he's some observer? He's an assassin!
Erica Sloan's number-one plumber.
You go rogue, he's authorized to hunt you down...
and kill you.
-It's the job. No hard feelings.
[ Cheers and applause ]
-There is no one better. There is no one better.
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