(Bongsunga School)
Hello!
I'm the teacher of Bongsunga School, Kim Daehui.
Let's get started with Bongsunga School!
Who wants to talk first?
Who are you?
Hello.
I became rich by being really frugal.
I'm Jolla Park.
Oh, Jolla Park.
You look quite stylish today.
Those glasses look very expensive.
- Do these glasses look nice? / - Yes!
- Do they look nice? / - Yes!
They're chopsticks.
Gosh...
My ears smell like food.
It smells like pickles.
That necktie looks expensive too.
- My necktie? / - Yes.
- Everyone, does it look nice? / - Yes!
- Does it look nice? / - Yes!
It's a ribbon from a garland.
I got it from my uncle's business opening.
"Fall asleep while counting money."
That's my motto.
Isn't that clutch bag a luxury brand?
This?
- Everyone, does it look nice? / - Yes!
- Does it look nice? / - Yes!
It's a cushion.
You'll look really luxurious sitting on this
in the cold on a park bench while eating a rice ball.
- Do I seem luxurious? / - Yes!
- Do I seem luxurious? / - Yes!
- Go sit down. / - Thank you.
Who wants to talk next?
What the...
Don't clap!
Why do you look so angry already?
Who are you?
I'm Twisty.
I'm Twisty!
What's with him?
Wow... So many people here today.
Wow.
Why are you here?
Why are you here?
I just don't get it.
They play this on TV at home. Why come here?
I just don't get it.
Especially the people in the front.
Why did you show up so early?
Why are you sitting here? I just don't get it!
Why did you come?
Why did...
I'm asking you why you came! Why did you come?
Answer me! Answer!
Forget it! I don't want to hear it!
What's with you?
These people worked hard to get here.
Right.
The people in front came since early in the morning.
The people in the back are lazy bums.
Those lazy bums got here late.
The people in back probably came later
because they were busy.
Oh, I see. You're right.
They'd be early like the people in front
if they had nothing better to do.
You guys came early since you have nothing to do.
Why are you so twisted?
Because I'm Twisty! Twisted, twisted!
Teacher, I saw a marathon on TV yesterday.
So I watched it and
my mom's friend's son won first place.
So I prayed.
Please... Please...
Fall down... Fall down!
I'm sick of hearing your mom brag about you!
How could you do that to a friend?
Right. I shouldn't do that to a friend.
Then... Everyone, fall down.
All the racers, fall down!
I want the entire world in chaos, teacher!
I hope you all are ruined too!
What are you saying?
I hope they are all ruined except me, teacher!
- I hope you fail! / - Don't say that to them.
Yeah, I shouldn't say that to them.
Daehui, I hope you fail!
You said not to say it to them!
Go sit down, fool!
Not if you tell me to.
- Don't sit down! / - Then I'm going to sit.
What the...
Who wants to talk next?
♪ I'm back, back, back, back again ♪
Who are you?
Hello, teacher.
I drink burdock tea instead of barley tea.
I'm Wu Eongjae.
What are you always pointing at?
- Teacher. / - Yeah.
- There are those times. / - What times?
- There are those times. / - What do you mean?
♪ There are those times ♪
♪ When your mom fights your dad ♪
♪ And she's in the bathroom crying ♪
♪ That's when ♪
♪ Your dad acts like a man and goes to ♪
♪ The bathroom to make up with your mom ♪
♪ My dad knocked on the bathroom door and said ♪
♪ I'm about to go in my pants, honey ♪
♪ No response so my dad told me ♪
♪ Put out some newspaper in the veranda, son ♪
♪ What my dad needs ♪
♪ Is two bags of adult diapers ♪
What are you saying?
- Teacher. / - Yeah.
- There are those times. / - What times?
- There are those times. / - What do you mean?
♪ There are those time ♪
♪ When you feel down showing your parents ♪
♪ Your military draft papers ♪
♪ But then you see your parents cry ♪
♪ And you feel sad as their son ♪
♪ My dad said while sobbing ♪
♪ I'll have to throw out the food waste now, son ♪
♪ My mom said as she laughed ♪
♪ Leave your cell phone and winter coat, son ♪
♪ Mom, you can cry after hearing this ♪
♪ I'm already selling them on a used goods site ♪
Alright, go sit down.
♪ I'll be back, back, back again ♪
This next class is very important.
It's history.
That's so boring!
It is not boring!
Who are you guys?
Hello, teacher. We're the fun-loving brothers.
The Fun Bros! Yes, baby!
So exciting, so exciting!
Just watching you guys is fun.
So what brings you here?
Teacher, we'll show you how world history
doesn't have to be boring and it can be fun.
Alright.
1914, World War I.
Who are you?
Don't move!
Move and I'll shoot.
Password!
- What? Password? / - Password!
Password?
♪ Amor fati ♪
♪ Amor fati ♪
So exciting, so exciting!
What was that all of a sudden?
Teacher, we'll show you how national history
doesn't have to be boring and it can be fun.
Alright.
Jang Yeongsil, the inventor of the sundial.
Alright! With this sundial,
I can know the time!
Where is the sundial?
It's right here!
- Where? / - Here!
12 o'clock!
1 o'clock!
2 o'clock!
3 o'clock!
Rewind!
3 o'clock!
Hey.
What's with that sundial?
What?
♪ Amor fati ♪
♪ Amor fati ♪
Teacher! This has been the Fun Bros!
So exciting, so exciting!
Good work.
So chaotic.
Who wants to talk next?
That's so weak for a man.
Everyone say it. Man!
- Man! / - Man!
- Louder! Man! / - Man!
I'm the strong man, Gangnam!
- Kids these days are too weak like them. / - Weak!
I'm saying a man shouldn't be this weak.
Kids need to be strong and powerful!
Look at this.
Look at this red traffic light.
- This traffic light is too weak! / - Weak!
This is why people still cross during red lights.
Because it's weak!
Make this plain face powerful!
- Man! / - Man!
- A man that could intimidate with his look! / - Man!
Change this plain style to something powerful!
- Man! / - Man!
A man dressed like the grim reaper!
Man!
Make the background powerful!
- Man! / - Man!
"Do you smell something burning?"
- He's a man that would say that! / - Man!
And that's not all.
Men these days have so many problems.
They want skin like honey
and they use lotion like... Honey skin, honey skin...
- This is too weak! / - Weak!
A man should be powerful and use real honey!
- A man with a face dripping with honey! / - Man!
Now this was a sweet joke!
Alright, alright.
Who wants to talk next?
I will survive. I will survive.
I will survive in nature!
Who are you?
Hello.
I moved to the mountains to escape the city.
My surname is Shin and my name is Dosi.
- I'm Shin Dosi. / - I see.
- Dosi. / - Yes.
What do you think of when you see
city folk on the mountains?
When I see city folk,
I worry since they seem so diffident.
To boost up my confidence,
I go to an isolated hill and
I scream and jump around.
- Then... / - You get a confidence boost?
No, I become possessed.
Is it a baby ghost?
No, I was just acting cute.
Isn't it tough farming on the mountain?
Nonsense.
You can farm all you want on a mountain.
No matter how unfertile the land is
if you spread dried pig and cow manure on it...
The sprouts come up?
My hands get infected.
I just can't get the color out of my finger nails.
It's like my very own nail art.
Go sit down.
Is everyone done talking?
Goodness... Mr. Principal.
Hello. People come first.
I am the 19th principal of Bongsunga School,
Moon Gyojang.
- May I brag about something? / - Yes.
Last weekend, we went to a friend's wedding
and we sang at their wedding.
What did you sing?
- It's a Twice song, would you like to hear it? / - Yes.
♪ Sorry I couldn't pick up earlier ♪
♪ I was meeting up with ♪ people come first.
We got 3 meal vouchers for that.
Nice job!
Let's perform at other people's weddings!
I love you.
It's wedding season.
There are many things needed at a wedding.
- First, an offishiant. / - An officiant.
Declawation of mawwiage.
Declaration of marriage.
The highlight is...
When the bwide and gwoom kiss.
When the bride and groom kiss.
Dear, I just remembered what the officiant said
for our wedding.
What did he say again?
Your wife comes first.
Dear, do you remember our wedding anniversary?
I love you.
- We'll talk later. / - Save me.
Do any of you students have any concerns?
- Me! / - Me!
Our a new character, Jolla Park.
I wanted to take a selfie
and look really nice.
No matter what app I use, I don't look nice.
What should I do?
That's when this comes first.
You'll look nice now.
So...
- Do I look nice? / - Yes!
I hope you all have a week filled with laughs.
Luck, luck, luck, luck!
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