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This house is a mad house!

Look! There's a cough syrup bottle in the flowerpot.

Nothing is in its place!

You mean seeds?

Why? Are we planting trees here?

Mom, where are my car keys?

Today, my daughter

will become an entrepreneur. - Enough, mom.

Oh! Have some more. - I'll have to go by taxi.

Where are all my baking products? - They're out on a morning walk.

Oh, Sakshi kept it all in your car. Calm down!

Is this some kind of a joke?

I didn't want you to be late on your first day.

Everything is ready for you.

And Sakshi will help you set up your counter.

Thank you. Let's have a group hug before I leave. Quickly!

Oh. - Aww.

What would I do without both of you?

You'd be a frustrated old spinster with lots of cats.

Come on. Be quiet. Okay, let's go.

It's late already. Okay, mom. I'll see you. - Bye.

'Yes. So, make this a hundred'

'and order five of these.' - Hey, morning.

Good morning.

Do you need any help with that? - Oh, not really.

Good, so five of these and...

I can't figure this man out at all.

Wow! So, this is my beautiful counter

where Abby's beautiful cupcakes will be sold.

Should we start before the beast arrives? - Of course, I can't wait.

Finally, happier than happy hours,

is Abby hours!

Oh! - Looks good?

Yes! Abby. - Yes?

Take a selfie with your first customer, okay? - Obviously.

We open in 30 minutes. Just in case

you have a farewell ceremony planned for your sister.

A bright and shining morning. You're very lucky,

because you are the first customer on the first day at Abby Hours.

So, tell me. What would you like? I think you should go for the red velvet

because you won't get anything more red and velvety than this anywhere.

Or how about some chocolate chips?

Could I get a selfie? - What?

I am in desperate need of 'likes'.

If I could take a selfie with you...

If you feel you'll get more 'likes' by taking a selfie with me,

then sure.

Thank you.

Excuse me, what should I pack for you?

I would love to have it, but I'm on a protein diet so...

But you just took a selfie with...

...the girl whose video went viral, hashtag serial dumper turns into a baker.

Look. I got 13 likes already. Thank you.

Care for some lunch?

No thanks.

It's on the house.

There are very few customers today, isn't it?

I mean it's a slow day for business. Is it not?

Not at all.

Well, let's have lunch.

Who'll man your counter?

Get to the kitchen. Finish your food. And then man my counter.

Be quick. - Okay.

Hey. - Bake some more cupcakes.

And why would I do that?

I didn't sell even one cupcake since morning.

And here I thought I was a master baker. - Just cut the drama

and put some batter in the oven.

But why? That's so random.

Just do as I say. I know customer psychology better than you.

'I know customer psychology better than you.'

Who is he to boss me around?

Smells delicious.

Can we have the menu card please? - Sure. Here.

This one. - Alright.

Here.

Thank you. - Welcome.

Oh! Welcome home. My businesswoman daughter.

How did your first day go?

Hey, what happened?

I sold only four cupcakes, mom.

So what? This is just the start.

They'll line up in front of your Abby Hours counter in no time.

Mom, how do you know my counter's name... - Why?

Don't you think Abby Hours needs followers on social media.

What! Buy two coffees, get one cupcake free!

Excuse me.

Why should I sell my cupcakes here for free?

And you didn't even ask me before putting this up!

I didn't even ask the bin before throwing

your unsold cupcakes into it.

It's either this or the bin.

Hey, hi. - Hey.

I just wanted to say congratulations. - Oh!

Thanks, but I don't even know if I deserve it.

I haven't sold even one cupcake till now.

I know. Gaurav has made your life a bit more difficult.

I know how he can get. - Do you?

I was trying for a corner since a year in the café.

He never agreed. And then, I saw you.

I felt a bit angry at first. But then, I was like,

'Okay. Gaurav gave her a spot.'

'She must be something special. So...' - Oh!

Thank you. - Just keep faith in yourself.

Thank you.

This really means a lot to me. It's quite motivating.

Thank you. - Could I get a red velvet?

Sure. Come on.

Chocochip is evergreen. Bake five. - Okay.

And I feel red velvet is the new chocochip.

Bake five of that too. - Done.

And five more of blueberry cheesecake? - Sure.

One for you, your sister and your mom.

And maybe one for the bin?

Mom, your cupcake is here.

What! - You smell like one.

I don't care. I baked twice today and sold out twice too.

Listen, Gaurav. I have some brilliant ideas.

I think we should start giving fixed combo offers,

like an espresso with my red velvet.

The bitterness of black coffee with something sweet like a cake.

What do you think?

I was also thinking

we should make the seating arrangement a bit better,

so that people can have a better view of my Abby Hours.

What do you think?

Oh yes, I have another idea.

I think we should start baking workshops cum sampling sessions.

People would love to come here.

I'm telling you. We'll kill it.

If you want to kill, join the Mafia.

Oh! Come on, Gaurav. I think... - You bake.

I'll think.

50-50. Okay?

Hey, why do you look like you're in jail?

It's a lot of pressure, Saks.

I have to bake three times a day. I'm not complaining.

But I've realised that if I don't add variety quickly

then people will get bored.

If you keep working 18 hours a day as you are now,

then you'll lose yourself.

You'll become another you know who. - Who?

He who must not be named.

Do you mean Lord Voldemort?

Gaurav. See! This is what I'm talking about.

Oh, yes. - You've lost your senses now, Abby.

Oh, yes. - You've forgotten to live, Abby.

Oh, yes.

Hold this.

Hey, Abbs. - Yes?

Have you heard about Tinder?

Listen, I live on this planet only. Of course, I've heard about Tinder.

Wow! Then you would have a profile on it as well?

Let me guess. No. Here.

Hey, give me my phone back.

No, wait. - Saks, you're mad.

Here.

Now, you have a long list of interesting men on your phone.

There are things that could be yummier than cupcakes. - Yes.

But I'm not interested anymore.

Anyway, boys are idiots.

At least, these cupcakes are in my control.

Fine, but this is not out of control either.

Eye candy. - But I'm not interested.

So, what about all the things romantic Ali said?

Things like true love is about fate and belief and so on.

You find stuff like that deep.

You know what? I had forgotten about RJ Ali.

Hey! Look at this. - What?

Dude! He'll get me protein shake while on a date too.

No.

Looks like a traveller.

More like a sad traveller.

Look how sexy he is.

He's so boring.

Hey! Dhruv.

Do you know him? - Of course.

During my internship in college...

He had a big crush on me. - Perfect.

No! - Yes.

Saks, are you...

He swiped right on you. - You're mad.

'Did you ask Subhash to close my counter?'

'Gaurav, for once in life, stop ignoring.'

'I am your partner and you can't just close my counter like that.'

'If you had such a big problem in handling my counter,'

'because your big fat ego was coming in between,'

'you should've just told me.'

'Let's just say I'm not used to working with school children'

'and giving them lectures on responsibility.'

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Thor: Ragnarok - Recap To The Rescue [MAJOR SPOILERS] - Duration: 5:48.

- Comic Book Nation, BD here with your recap to the rescue

for Thor: Ragnarok, breaking down everything

you may have missed in the latest Marvel Studios flick.

Arriving as the third film and fifth appearance of Thor,

director Taika Waititi set out for a brand-new spin

on the character with this installment,

which was clear from the jump as Chris Hemsworth's

comedic chops, which Waititi wanted to exploit

after seeing Ghostbusters, were on display

in the opening conversation with Surtur.

Thor was last scene in Avengers: Age of Ultron

heading back to the cosmos after defeating

Tony Stark's accidentally evil robots and has since

been attempting to fulfill a quest for the Infinity Stones,

but ended up a prisoner on Muspelheim.

The film wastes no time when it comes to mocking

its predecessors in the Thor trilogy.

On Asgard, Loki posing as Odin enjoys a play

telling Loki's heroism, with Matt Damon making a surprise

cameo as the Asgardian actor playing Odin's half-son.

The fun is short-lived as Thor arrives,

using his precious Mjolnir hammer to scare Loki

into admitting his true identity and helping to lead Thor

to Odin in New York City's Shady Acres Retirement Home,

the same name of the retirement home

Stan Marsh's grandfather is sent to on South Park.

Enter Doctor Strange.

The Sorcerer Supreme who has come a long way

since making his MCU debut traps Loki

in another dimension while helping Thor

identify the location of Odin, ultimately sending

the cosmic brothers to Norway to find their dad

and their first encounter with Hela upon Odin's death.

This wasn't always the plan.

Originally Thor would encounter Hela in New York City,

as seen in the first trailers for Ragnarok, but the exchange

would be moved to Norway to remove the distractions

created by New York City sounds and surroundings.

This wasn't the only change made late in the game

for Thor: Ragnarok.

On the set of the movie in Australia, we saw

the trailer scene with Thor, Loki, Hulk and Valkyrie

standing side by side preparing to fight Hela.

Loki would use his trickery to distract the goddess of death

before a fight ensues, but in the final cut of the film

he was sent to retrieve Surtur's crown from Odin's vault

in an effort to unleash Ragnarok on Asgard

and to end the goddess of death's villainous schemes

once and for all.

Also in Odin's vault, the Tesseract from The Avengers

which Loki totally took with him and was seen delivering

to someone in the Avengers: Infinity War footage

we saw at D23 and San Diego Comic Con this summer.

Also there, the Infinity Gauntlet.

We saw it in the first Thor movie, but Hela dubs it as fake.

It's a course correction to maintain

the Marvel Cinematic Universe's continuity.

Thanos got the real gold glove in the

Avengers: Age of Ultron post-credit scene

and it fit the other hand.

Whoops.

Thanos didn't appear in Thor: Ragnarok,

but he did earn a reference.

Early on, Thor explained his journey toward

the Infinity Stones as leading him to nothing

but death and destruction.

The mad titan has a reputation for such trails in the comics

and will do so in the Marvel Cinematic Universe as well.

Speaking of mad, the Hulk flew off of Earth in

Avengers: Age of Ultron, only to be sucked into a wormhole,

land on Sakaar, get captured by the same

cast of The Lion King on Broadway-looking bunch as Thor does

and realize his Planet Hulk gladiator fate.

Luckily, the green rage monster with a massively improved

vocabulary even though it's still that of a two-year-old,

also brought his friends Korg and Miek

from the popular comic and while they may have looked

slightly different from their comic book counterparts,

they managed to steal the scenes on several occasions,

as director Taika Waititi performed both the voice

and motion capture elements of the Kronen character we met.

The characters were key in overthrowing

the gladiator matches in Planet Hulk, as the book's

Red King character was replaced by Jeff Goldblum's

Grandmaster this time around.

Ragnarok's Grandmaster, like Guardian's of the Galaxy's

Collector, is one of the Elders, the last survivors

of the otherwise extinct races known for

specific obsessions such as collecting, fighting, or gaming.

Grandmaster sure did love his gaming

and his fighting, even calling his event

the Contest of Champions, a reference

to the Marvel title first publish in June of 1982.

The Grandmaster's references didn't stop there, though.

His palace on Sakaar was loaded with tributes

to his previous champions, which included the Hulk

but also included the immortalized heads

of Man-Thing, Beta Ray Bill and Ares.

The only other Avenger to appear in the film

was Black Widow in the form of the message

she sent to Bruce Banner at the end of Avengers 2,

but she would be echoed throughout as Thor used her

"sun's gettin' real low" line to try and

manage the Hulk's rage.

The Avengers references, however, ran deeper.

For example, the password for Thor to access

the Quinjet's controls was Point Break,

which was what Tony Stark called the god of thunder

aboard the S.H.I.E.L.D helicarrier

in 2012's first Avengers film.

Of course, what would this movie have been without Valkyrie,

who was introduced as Scrapper 142 in reference

to her first appearance in The Incredible Hulk 142.

Tessa Thompson's character surges in the

fan favorite rankings with her swag and style,

at the same time as Cate Blanchett's Hela

becoming not only the first female villain in the MCU

but one of the universe's best villains overall.

Topping that off, she's Thor's secret sister

as kept from him by Odin and is probably dead

now that Surtur became the size of a mountain

and drove his sword through her.

While Hela was most heavily influenced by Gorr,

the villain of Marvel Now's God of Thunder comics,

the same book which sees Thor lose an eye

like he did in the movie, but Thor does have

a secret sister in the comics now in the form of Angela,

who was introduced on the pages in 2014.

What types of easter eggs and references

did you catch in Thor: Ragnarok?

Let us know in the comments section

or send them to me on Twitter at @brandondavisbd

and head to comicbooks.com/marvel

for a complete breakdown of Thor: Ragnarok.

Just kidding, post-credits scene

which Thor: Ragnarok had two of.

The second post-credits scene saw the Grandmaster

being captured by the people he once ruled

in a comedic moment but the first

set the stage for Avengers: Infinity War.

Just as Thor and Loki agree to set a course for Earth,

their ship containing all of the Asgardian survivors

crosses paths with a menacing new ship.

Whose ship is that, you ask?

Well, it must be Thanos, and he is coming

for that Tesseract Loki stole earlier in the film.

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Boxing With the Blob (Scene) | X-Men Origins: Wolverine (2009) Movie Clip - Duration: 2:56.

Nope. But maybe Dukes knows.

- Him and Zero were real tight. -Fred Dukes? Where is he?

- He's here. -Well, let's go talk to him.

Hold on. He don't get in till around 4:00.

But I got to warn you, he developed a bit of an eating disorder.

We all got our coping mechanisms. I'm trying to whup him back into shape.

Whatever you do, don't mention his weight.

Come on, Fred, if you wanna get in shape, you got to move, man.

I told him he got to move. He's got to move! What?

Fred Dukes? That looks like the creature that ate Fred Dukes.

Hey, be nice, man.

Hey, fat... Fred.

I seem to remember that girl when she was about 85 pounds, huh?

Oh, that's funny. You're still so funny, Logan.

You know where Victor is?

- No idea. -What's the island, slim?

Don't let the door hit you on the way out, Logan.

Listen, I ain't leaving here till you tell me where Victor is.

So come on, bub, for old times' sake, huh?

Did you just call me Blob?

No, but...

I told you not to mention his weight. Why'd you call him Blob?

I didn't call him Blob. I said "bub".

- God damn it. -Hey, hey, hey. Hey, Logan.

I got an idea.

- This is your idea of an idea? -I'm trying to help you out, Logan.

Dukes don't like you that much and you know it.

- Yeah, the feeling's mutual. -Well, use them gloves, man.

Dance with him a little bit. Allow him to let his anger out on you.

Figure if you do that, he'll probably tell you everything you want to know.

Come on, man, look at him.

Got a big old ass coming out the front of his shirt.

Jesus. He's gonna have a coronary, for Christ's sake.

Is there even a stretcher big enough to take this guy out of here?

It ain't him I'm worried about getting out of here on a stretcher.

- You're an asshole. -Come on, Logan.

- Whup his ass! -You want it?

Dance with him, Fred! Just like I taught you.

You want to dance with me?

- Come on, Fred! -Oh! Oh, that feels good.

Hey! Guess what?

See, he gonna talk now.

- You got him right where you want him. -Whose side are you on, anyway?

Come on!

Come on, now, lamb chop!

Damn!

Now, where's Victor?

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Tyrod Taylor - NFL Digital Diaries - GEICO - Duration: 1:22.

Hi, I'm Tyrod Taylor.

Quarterback, Buffalo Bills, and this is what I do.

I like to spend my off days relaxing in my house.

It took 7 years of my career to finally purchase a house.

Here we have my sitting room.

I chose a fireplace over having a TV in this room just because I wanted it to be more of

a place where you could just sit down and talk.

This house fits my personality.

It was something that I aimed to do.

I wanted a theater room and I wanted a pool table.

So, I was able to put a pool table upstairs on the top floor.

But, I spend most of my time in the theater.

Watch TV there, play video games, watch movies.

It's just a comfy place.

Sometimes I probably fall asleep when I shouldn't.

Great defense.

I got into pilates about two years ago.

I was big on yoga and still am a fan of yoga.

Pilates being a part of my routine is something that I can unwind in.

I feel like anything or anytime that I'm working out or exercising the body, it allows me to

go into a mental space where I'm not thinking about other things.

I'm Tyrod Taylor, and this is what I do.

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Tanki Online V-LOG: Episode 152 - Duration: 6:02.

WARNING: This video may potentially trigger seizures for people with photosensitive epilepsy. Viewer discretion is advised.

In today's VLOG we'll be telling you about the Halloween celebrations

and answering questions about the new maps.

We'll also be telling you about the finals of Masters of Parkour

and announcing the deciding stage of Clan Championship X.

Hello, tankers!

It's been a tough week.

On Tuesday, when x10 Gold drops were active,

the problem with server overload appeared again.

The same happened when the Unified Battle List was introduced to the game.

Unfortunately, during the most heated part of the "gold day"

we had to restart the servers and remove regular battles from the Battle List.

Many players have encountered problems when trying to enter battles afterwards.

At the moment we have returned the regular battles to the Battle List,

but changed a little how the battle filters work.

Now Battle List will show only one type of battles at a time.

For example, only DM or only Control Points.

We hope the Triple Funds on Saturday, 4th of November, won't have any problems.

In the last VLOG

we asked you to post questions about the new maps in the comments section.

Can you transfer a new map to PRO battles and keep the old map too?

Of course!

That's exactly what we want to do.

We will transfer these maps to PRO battles and make them one of the modes of the map,

like day, night, winter and new.

We haven't decided yet how the new map mode will be called.

Since you're ready to transfer the new maps to PRO battles,

then return the old versions too - Silence 2, Atra 2 , Fort Knox 2 and 3 and so on.

Let's start with that Fort Knox 3 is already in the game — it's Edinburg.

Regarding the other maps: we removed them for a reason.

If someone didn't know,

the first versions of most maps were made by the players, and later,

the map makers would send us more versions of those maps.

In the end, we gathered the best things about each version, added a couple of tweaks,

and made 1 version of each map.

«Masters of Parkour» is entering its final stage.

The "Masters of Parkour" paint has been removed from all Garages,

except from the contest finalists'.

We've reviewed all of the videos you've sent us and picked the best 10.

Let's welcome the finalists!

Last week you heard us right, we really said "hot gaming keyboards".

Our partners at Marvo, who make cool gaming gadgets

have prepared additional prizes for the winning team of Masters of Parkour 2017!

Each member of the number 1 parkour team will get a Marvo K614 keyboard.

Watch parkour finals on November 4th, which is tomorrow.

The stream begins 5 PM UTC.

See you there!

It's time to tell you about Clan Championship X,

which is also heading for the finals.

On November 7th

the first matches of the play-offs begin with a double elimination system,

and after one week, on November 14th, we will know who will compete in the finals

— 4 clans, each fighting for the title of the champion.

4 paints for the clan fans will be added to the game on November 16th

Choose your clan by purchasing one of the 4 paints,

support the strongest clan and watch the live streams!

The deciding match — the Grand Final — will thunder on November 27th.

Guess the winner and you'll get a prize!

All the paints will remain in your Garage as a cool memory.

Let us remind you, the fan paints will appear in the game on November 16th

and will be unavailable for purchase after the morning restart on November 19th.

All matches will be streamed live - come join us!

Video of the week.

Last time we asked you to catch Halloween golds on the holiday map.

Let's watch the best video!

For next week you need to capture the enemy flag while wearing the Red paint.

Make it special and record something interesting.

Good luck!

That's it for today, tankers!

Next week there will be no VLOG, as we're going on a short break.

See you soon!

Last week Striker fired at a group of tanks.

You had to guess how many will be blown up.

The correct answer is — 5!

Yes, on top of the Viking Rail there was a Hornet Rail.

Now let's welcome the winners!

And here's the new question.

Which mark will the Hornet reach?

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Considering it's so obvious this film

was a total rush job

it is way better

than it has any right to be!

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US State Department Ensures Sex Offender Status Appears on Passports - Duration: 3:06.

The State Department announced Wednesday that is revoking the passports of registered child

sex offenders to be replaced with a new one declaring the offender's status for the

world to see.

The agency said in a statement that registered child sex offenders who wish to have a passport

will have to apply for a new one that would have a "unique identifier" of their status,

CBS News reported.

Registered child sex offenders applying for a passport for the first time would be issued

a new passport with the identifier.

The department also said that registered child sex offenders would no longer be issued smaller

travel documents, or passport cards, because the cards are not large enough for the notice

to fit on them.

The identifier reads: "The bearer was convicted of a sex offense against a minor, and is a

covered sex offender pursuant to 22 United States Code Section 212b(c)(l)."The change

is the result from last year's "International Megan's Law," which aimed to cut down

on sex tourism and child exploitation.

The law was named for Megan Kanka, a 7-year-old girl murdered by a convicted child sex offender

who lived across the street from her family in New Jersey in 1994.

The State Department said the language in the passports "will not prevent covered

sex offenders from departing the United States, nor will it affect the validity of their passports."

It did note, however, that many countries prohibit or place strict restrictions convicted

felons trying to travel abroad.

Department officials told The Associated Press that it would notify those affected by the

change as soon as it received their names from U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement

at the Department of Homeland Security.

Officials also said they weren't aware of any other group of felons who would be identified

as offenders on their passports.

A spokesman for ICE said the agency was "exercising additional vetting procedures" to produce

the names, adding that it was a "priority," but it did not say when the names would be

sent to the department.

ICE has already been taking steps in complying with International Megan's Law.

In February of 2016, ICE established the Angel Watch Center — an outgrowth of Operation

Angel Watch, which was a program to alert foreign law enforcement agencies when Americans

convicted of sex offenses travel to jurisdictions abroad.

"Under this unique and innovative initiative, we are able to send actionable information

to our law enforcement partners around the globe so that they can assess the situation

and respond appropriately, whether that is to deny an individual entry into their country,

or to monitor that individual's travel for potential danger to children," ICE Director

Sarah R. Saldana said in a news release at the time.

"The creation of a formalized and expanded Angel Watch Center further enhances our efforts

to protect children around the world," she said.

As it should be.

Above all else, our children deserve to be safe — and so do children in other countries.

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Hillary Finally Breaks Silence on Dossier, Doesn't Regret It - Duration: 2:00.

On Wednesday's broadcast of Comedy Central's "The Daily Show," host Trevor Noah talked

turkey with former presidential candidate Hillary Clinton about her campaign's funding

of the infamous Steele dossier targeting President Donald Trump.

According to her, everything is just peachy.

"From my perspective," she said — never a thing that you want to hear from a politician

in hot water — "it didn't come out before the election, as we all know, and what also

didn't come out, which I think is an even bigger problem… is that the American people

didn't even know that the FBI was investigating the Trump campaign because of connections

with Russia starting in the summer of 2016."

"I know that voters should have had that information.

That's something that may have influenced some people.

And it's part of what happens in a campaign, where you get information that may or may

not be useful and you try to make sure anything you put out into the public arena is accurate.

"So this thing didn't come out until after the election, and it's still being evaluated,

but the fact of the FBI investigation into the Trump campaign and Russia should have

come out."

In other words, she doesn't think she did a thing wrong.

She called it "opposition research" earlier in the interview.

Sorry, Hillary, "most serious people" aren't buying what you're peddling.

The Daily Mail reported that Clinton is facing an investigation by the Federal Elections

Commission over her campaign's involvement with the dossier.

The Campaign Legal Center reportedly alleged that Clinton funneled money intended for "legal

services" into the smear campaign that was the dossier.

But the Clintons wouldn't know a thing about inappropriately handling money, would they?

For his part, President Donald Trump has denounced the dossier's material as "phony stuff,"

according to The Mail, and recently went to Twitter to express his frustration:

With as much corruption revealed about his opposition as what has surfaced, it's hard

to blame him.

For more infomation >> Hillary Finally Breaks Silence on Dossier, Doesn't Regret It - Duration: 2:00.

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Bingo- Deal with the Devil (Audiobook) 🎙️ an Urban Fantasy Short Story 🎙️ by Maria E. Schneider - Duration: 19:00.

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Bingo – Not your average deal with the devil.

by Maria E. Schneider

When the devil arrived in the empty chair next to me, at first I thought it was my brother

because we were expecting him.

Upon closer inspection it probably wasn't him because I didn't remember my brother

having a tail or using it to stroke his mustache.

If my brother had recently grown horns out the top of his dark curly head of hair, I

hadn't been told.

"I brought my own cup," the devil said, a red coffee cup magically appearing in his

right hand.

Dad glanced up from his paper.

"Uh-hmm."

Mom said, "That's good.

Phoebe just put on a fresh pot if you need more coffee."

My eyes flicked around the table.

I had just brewed the second pot of the day.

We sat on the porch, eating breakfast, just like we did every time I visited.

Mom and Dad had started the habit on weekends during the warm months when Dad was still

working at the paper mill, and I was in college.

It was nice to be back during this time of year.

The late-spring sun washed over the dewy lawn, the daffodils and tulips leaned forward eagerly,

Dad read the paper, and Mom stirred her coffee while she watched the birds at the feeder.

"I'll just zap it to warm it."

The visitor applied his forked tail to the side of the cup.

It sizzled.

"It's the only damn thing in hell that isn't hot."

He smiled at me.

"Not at the table," Dad said.

"It's faster than taking it to the microwave," the devil replied with a smirk.

"May as well use what nature provides, eh?"

"He meant watch your language," Mom chided.

"No cursing at the breakfast table."

The devil blinked with either suspicion or disbelief.

It was hard to tell because I wasn't going to stare into those handsome golden eyes any

longer than I had to.

He was a lot better looking than my brother.

I tended towards blond men, but his handsome swarthy looks had my heart missing a beat

or two even if he didn't have the good manners to know better than to curse at the breakfast

table.

He must have spent some hours at hard labor too; his dark blue t-shirt rippled with muscles

when he slurped his coffee.

"I'm in need of an extra soul or two," the devil said.

"My quota is running short, and you two look like you've just enough years left

to manage some good sinning.

Live it up and bump your souls up in value enough to make my quota.

You'll get to really enjoy your golden years."

He chuckled with nauseating insinuation.

Dad flicked the newspaper to make the section he was perusing easier to read.

"Hmm."

Mom spotted something of interest at one of the bird feeders and began flipping pages

in her well-worn bird book.

There was a long silence.

The devil looked at me.

I shrugged.

"Let's see..."

Mom said, her hand trailing across the pages.

"It's a hummingbird," the devil said.

"Yes, I know," my mother replied.

"But what kind?

It's very difficult to tell the difference between an Anna's and a Broadtailed."

The devil glanced back over at the feeder, but it was too late.

The bird had flown.

I kind of wished I could fly too, but I couldn't just leave my parents in the devil's clutches,

so to speak.

The legs of his metal chair had turned a bright red, matching the end of his tail.

"Uh—" I thought hard, hoping to find a way to encourage the guy to take his business

elsewhere.

"What's it gonna be," the devil interrupted.

"Women?

Serving your every whim?"

A picture hovered in the air suddenly, right on the table in front of my father.

Scantily clad women sashayed ever so near, throwing kisses and shaking well-endowed body

parts.

There were blonds, red-heads, and even blue-haired beauties.

One lady looked decidedly like an iridescent mermaid.

Dad finally glanced up over his reading glasses, unable to ignore the flickering motion in

front of him.

His eyebrows shot up, and he grunted.

A breezy gust tousled his gray hair so that even it looked surprised.

The devil smiled.

The hot babe currently showing her stuff lost another bit of clothing.

Dad snorted.

"The stuff on television these days.

Can those ladies cook?

They don't look the type to have ever cooked a decent meal in their lives.

I bet they can't boil water."

The devil's face froze for more than a moment, but then he rallied, albeit with a slight

stutter.

"Of...of course they can cook!"

The picture changed.

Suddenly the women had silver platters of steaming food.

The smell wafted across the table.

Even though I wasn't the intended victim, it was hard to keep from drooling.

"Seven course meals!" the devil declared.

"Filet mignon.

Scallops in cream!

French pastries, strawberries in or out of season…chocolate."

The last one nearly had me raising my hand.

The chocolate was in mounds, flowing around some sort of brownie; a never-ending volcano.

A sprig of mint decorated the side of the plate and the smell was…well, it didn't

go with hell, that's for sure.

Dad gave a sniff and returned his eyes to the paper.

"Can they do two eggs, over easy, one slice of bacon, crisp?

Or sausage will do if we're out of bacon.

Toast, with the butter spread evenly, not one of those pats in the middle where you

end up with a soggy spot and not enough to cover the rest of the slice."

"And oatmeal on Tuesdays," Mom said.

She reached over and patted Dad's arm.

"He needs his oatmeal."

Dad smiled at her and gave her hand a pat back.

"Hot Ralston's wheat cereal on Thursday or Friday, depending on the weather.

I'd rather eat cold cereal if it's too warm outside.

Just make sure to add pecans.

Gotta have nuts in the cold cereals."

The devil's mouth gaped.

The food platters disappeared with a whomp as though sucked back through a dangerous

vortex.

"Saturday is pancakes," Mom said.

"With fresh Wisconsin maple syrup.

I don't like that Vermont stuff much.

Too dark."

Dad moved his hand from Mom's and turned a page of the paper.

The devil blinked at me again, but I clamped my lips shut so that I wouldn't ask about

possibly trying the chocolate dessert.

It was gone anyway.

A bee buzzed its way onto the table.

Mom shooed at it.

"Got to get to that lawn today," Dad said as though the bee had come with a personal

reminder.

The devil brightened.

"Want to never have to mow it again?"

Now that got Dad's attention.

He whipped his reading glasses off and even sat a bit straighter in the lounge chair.

Out of nowhere a riding lawn mower appeared, shiny green with a blazing red arrow—no,

it was a forked tail, decorating one side.

A young kid with a dark red cap pulled low over his forehead drove the thing.

He steered across the lawn towards the porch.

"Don't hit the lilies!"

Dad yelled as the mower cut close to the big oak tree.

He put the paper down and stood up.

"Watch the flower bed!

You drive too close, you'll bruise the dahlias because they lean over."

He hurried to the edge of the porch and yelled more instructions, but he must have decided

the guy couldn't hear, because after a moment, he stomped down the deck and out onto the

lawn.

It wasn't really possible to hear much after that, but he waved his arms a lot, found spots

the guy missed and when the guy actually ran over a tulip, I thought dad might get to heaven

a lot sooner.

"I can get you more tulips," the devil said.

He raised his hand in the air, ready to wave a command.

Mom looked affronted.

"Those are Aunt Mary's bulbs.

You can't go stealing her bulbs!"

Mid-wave the devil stopped.

His eyes slanted to her.

His mouth opened, but either no sound came out or the mower drowned him out.

Mom continued, "And it wouldn't be the same if we put in bulbs from someone else.

You'd better just have your friend there not run over my flowers."

Her expression was even more threatening than the one I got when I didn't wash my dishes

after eating.

The devil lowered his hand.

Instead of more flowers, the mower disappeared.

That left dad screaming at the wind.

He caught on fast though.

He stopped yelling, but continued to stomp around the yard, inspecting blades of grass.

When he was satisfied that the lawn hadn't sustained overwhelming damage, he made his

way back up on the porch and sat down with a big huff.

"I tell you what," he said.

"You can hire that guy, but I'm not gonna pay him.

I didn't want to hurt his feelings, but that was the most horseshit job of mowing

I've ever seen.

Breakfast is over," he said by way of apology for the curse word to my mother.

"You can't just go back and forth without any regard to the tracks you're leaving

or the flowers.

Some parts are wetter than others, and that machine of yours could leave a real mess if

you don't get someone that knows how to drive it better."

Silence.

The devil didn't even glance my way this time.

"I'm still gonna have to weed the beds and trim.

The guy didn't even stick around until the job was finished."

He selected a toothpick from the holder in the center of the table and gave a grunt.

"Probably too young to know better.

Hasn't been trained right."

"More coffee?"

Mom asked, including all of us.

"Shoot," Dad said, "I need some iced tea."

He wiped sweat from his forehead.

"Then I may as well get started weeding the flower beds."

"Money?" the devil offered weakly.

Dad turned to him.

"You want to pay me to do my own flowers?

That's nice, but I guess it's a little strange.

If you have extra money to be giving away, just put it in the bank.

That's what I always did.

It'll come in handy in an emergency.

Never know when one of the kids might get in a bind and need something."

He smiled at me with fondness.

I felt the urge to kiss his forehead, but I didn't want to embarrass the devil.

Then again, he already appeared embarrassed and quite annoyed.

Even though it wasn't clear if Dad was telling the devil to put the money in Dad's account

or the devil's, I guessed, "If Dad gives the money away, it probably doesn't count

as much."

"Doesn't count at all."

I decided to urge him on his way.

"Well, you tried."

"There must be something you want!"

Mom smiled.

"Oh certainly.

There's nothing better than a spring day.

It is such a nice day, isn't it?

In just a few weeks the tomatoes will be ripe.

I love a fresh tomato, don't you?"

She turned to me and said, "If you're staying for dinner, we should start on the potato

salad.

I bought some nice red potatoes, and Marma up the street brought us some eggs from her

chickens."

"Sure, Mom."

"Will you be staying for dinner?" she asked the devil.

He tried to speak, but only a puff of smoke came out.

He sucked it back in and sputtered, "That's it?

The only thing you can think of that you want is a nice spring day and a dinner guest from

hell?"

Mom lowered her head, studiously inspecting her hands in her lap.

I knew she was trying to find a polite way to tell the devil that no one wanted a guest

from hell.

She found inspiration in a single cat hair floating on the cuff of her shorts.

She picked it off and held it up.

"I always wanted a cat that didn't shed.

The stuff gets all over everything this time of year."

The devil brightened.

"A Sphynx?"

A picture of a hairless cat floated in the air above my mom.

The cat looked bald and kind of angry about it.

Or maybe it didn't like being exposed to us because it crouched in that defensive way

that cats have when they would prefer to be hidden from prying human eyes.

Mom jerked back.

"Oh heavens no.

I didn't mean that.

I want our dear Pixie, just with no shedding!

Why would I want a different cat?"

The devil snapped his teeth together.

"I don't change the laws of creation.

Or the laws of physics.

It has to be something that exists."

"Not much of an inventor, huh?"

Dad asked.

"Ever think about investing in some extra schooling?

They teach just about anything in college these days.

Get yourself a decent career."

I thought it sounded like a great idea.

I leaned over and suggested, "It's a lot easier to sway the young.

You might want to peddle your wares in a college dorm.

You could get a lot of cooperation in exchange for a six-pack of beer.

" "Too much time to repent," he hissed back.

The assisted living place a few blocks over came to mind then, but sending the devil there

seemed mean and wrong.

What could I do?

My parents were so polite, they might agree to take something from the list of temptations

just to make the devil happy and go away.

The devil drummed his fingers on the table.

The plastic directly underneath melted slightly, leaving dimples in the smooth surface.

Desperate, I blurted out, "1504 Weston Street.

It's an assisted living place."

It might work out, especially if the devil went tonight.

"Go tonight at four.

I promise, there will be lots of souls."

He cocked an evil eye at me, distrusting.

"Old people?"

I nodded, giving him my best innocent look.

"Some maybe only have days.

We're talking guys that shouldn't be buying green bananas."

He rubbed his hands together.

"Good.

Good!

I won't bother you folks any longer then."

He left a puff of smoke and a rather sulfurous smell behind.

I wrinkled my nose.

Dad fanned the air with his paper, while Mom used her napkin.

"I didn't want to complain in front of that young man, but he should buy a different kind

of soap and use it in copious amounts," Mom said.

Dad nodded in agreement.

After the air cleared, Mom stood, leaned over and gave me a kiss on my forehead.

"It was nice of you to try and help him make friends.

He should have a wonderful time.

Those folks wouldn't miss their bingo night for anything, and they'll be happy to include

him."

"No, nothing will tempt them from bingo.

He'll have a devil of a time," I predicted with a smile.

"He probably shouldn't have waited until the last minute to try and make his quota."

"The trick," Dad said, "is wanting what you have.

Not getting what you want."

Mom and I smiled.

Maybe Dad had noticed the tail after all.

Maria Schneider can be found at her blog: www.BearMountainBooks.com.

She writes young adult fantasy (Dragons of Wendal series) and urban fantasy (Moon Shadow

series).

In the more mundane, she writes of crime, murder and family troubles in her Sedona O'Hala

mystery series and her Nutrition Mafia series.

Maria saw her first dragon while gardening.

She asked the gnome to take pictures, but dragons are shy and very fast.

One of the fairies finally snapped a shot, but just as she handed it over, the dragon

flamed it to ashes!

None of us want to get our fingers burned a second time so, sadly, there will not be

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