Whatever fell out of the sky ended up right behind...
- What did he say? - What?
- Did he hear it, too? - Yeah, Jack heard it, too. Yeah.
- What does he think it is? - He thinks it's a military experiment.
- What a knucklehead. - Yeah, well, I think it's a plane.
Still no official word as to what happened. You can see...
- Yeah! - Call Sam.
- Yeah. Why? - He should be home in 15 minutes.
Well, I'll call him in 15 minutes.
If you wait 15 minutes, he'll be late and you'll have to ground him.
Well, I can't ground him if he's not late, can I?
I need you to stay here, all right?
You got to stay here and you're gonna watch them.
- Okay, okay. - All of them.
- Do you hear what I'm saying? - Yeah, okay, okay.
Five minutes, all right?
- Thanks for staying on my path. - Oh, yeah. No, no, Dad. Hey!
The... Oh, the path. I'm sorry. I forgot about the path.
I'm gonna sweep the whole thing right now. How about that?
- You know, I buy half your car... - Yeah.
Then I bail you out of jail and then I just decided to do all your chores.
- The chores. - Yeah. Life is great, huh?
Life... Life is fantastic, is how good it is.
It's so... Oh, the trash cans. Sorry, Dad. I'm gonna do the trash cans now.
No, no, I don't want you to strain yourself.
No, no, I won't strain myself, Dad.
- I'll do it. - It would hurt my feelings if you do it.
- You sure? I don't mind, I don't... - I promise...
No, no, no, I'm gonna do it.
I'm gonna do the trash cans and I'm gonna scrape the grill
and I'm gonna... I'm gonna sweep up the whole house right now.
- Tonight, right now? - Right now.
The...
I love you. God, I love you
just so much right now.
You know, Mom wanted me to ground you.
- You're three minutes late. - Right?
Oh, well, just another thing you did for me, Dad,
because you're such a swell guy.
One more thing, huh?
All right, I love you! Sleep good, handsome man!
What are you doing? What are you doing?
No, watch the path! Watch the path! Watch the... Please, please, please.
No, no, wait. No, no, no! Oh, no!
- Sorry. My bad. - Oh, I... You couldn't...
You couldn't wait for five... You couldn't wait for five minutes?
I told you to just stay! Just stay! God!
- I told you to watch them. I told you. - Okay, you know what?
- They seem to be in a little bit of a rush. - Oh, this is bad. No!
Mojo, Mojo! Off the robot! God!
- Oh, wet. - No, no, no, no, no! Easy! Easy!
Hold on! Hold! This is Mojo. This is Mojo. He's a pet of mine.
He's a pet. Okay? That's all. If you could just put the guns away...
- Put the... Put them away. Please. - You have a rodent infestation.
- A what? - Shall I terminate?
No, no, no, no. He's not a rodent, he's a Chihuahua.
This is my... This is my Chihuahua. We love Chihuahuas! Don't we?
He's leaked lubricants all over my foot.
- He peed on you? Bad Mojo. Bad Mojo! - Bad Mojo!
I'm sorry. He's got a male dominance thing.
That's all it is.
- My foot's gonna rust. - All right.
Okay, okay.
- Shut up and go hide! - Just hurry.
Autobots, recon.
I hope he's okay. He's in the kitchen.
Got some ice on his nose.
I had to slap him around a little bit.
You did not.
- You didn't even ground him. - Almost, almost.
Where are they? No, no, no, no, no.
Come on, come on.
- What? What is this? - Time is short.
- They really want those glasses. - Come on. What are you doing?
- I'm gonna help you. - Okay.
- Please hurry. - Okay.
- Yeah, no, no. It's definitely gone. - What do you mean?
My glasses were in the bag.
They were in the backpack and now the backpack isn't here.
Well, they're gonna be pissed, so what do you wanna do?
So what I think you should do is you should...
You should check this whole... This whole section here.
Just give it a clean sweep, and I'll get the corner here.
Yeah, no, no, no. Not there. That's my... That's my private...
- Sorry. That's nothing. - You just...
- You just told me to look... - I know,
but I didn't mean to look inside of my treasure chest.
You should be way more specific so I don't get in trouble in your room.
I'm already stressed out enough.
Okay. What now?
No. No, no. No, no, no.
This isn't hiding. This isn't hiding. This is my backyard, not a truck stop.
Oh, God. Oh!
Okay, I saw it. The UFO landed right here and now it's gone.
My moped's under there, man! Who's gonna pay for that?
Sam? Sam, Sam, Sam, Sam.
- He's back here. - I can't deal with this. I can't...
What? Oh, no, no, no.
- This is my mother's flower... - Oops.
Okay, listen. You got to listen to me.
If my parents come out here and see you, they're gonna freak out.
My mother's got a temper, okay?
We must have the glasses.
I know you need the glasses. I've been looking everywhere.
They're not here. They're definitely not here.
Keep searching.
I need you to be quiet for five minutes.
Ten minutes. Okay?
Please, I'm begging you. You got to... You're making a racket.
I can't concentrate. You want me to look and I'm hearing...
Calm down, calm down.
You got to do something here. You got to do something here.
- Autobots, fall back. - Thank you. Please, for five minutes.
Good? Good? Okay.
- Move! - Get away!
What's the matter with you? Can't you be quiet?
He wants us to be quiet.
Earthquake! Move, move, move, move, move! Earthquake!
Judy! Judy, get under the table! Move it! Duck and cover right now!
How did you get over there so fast?
Wow! That was tingly!
- You got to try that! - Yeah, that looks fun.
- Sam? - Sammy?
- What the hell is that? - I don't know.
- Sam? - That's weird.
- Sam! - Ratchet, point the light.
- Come on, hurry. - Listen, we got a major issue in here.
What's with the light? You gotta stop the light.
What's going on? Turn it off. You gotta tell him to shut it off.
- Shut it off. - Sam, are you in there?
How come the door's locked?
You know the rules. No doors locked in my house!
You know he'll start counting
- if you don't open the door! - One more chance. Five...
Oh, dear.
- Four. It's coming off the hinges, pal. - He's counting!
- Sam, just open the door. - Three.
- Oh, my. - Two.
- He's counting. - Stand back.
- What's up? What's with the bat? - Who were you talking to?
- I'm talking to you. - Why are you so sweaty and filthy?
I'm a child. You know, I'm a teenager.
We heard voices and noises and we thought maybe you were...
It doesn't matter what we thought. What was that light?
No, what light? What? There's no light, Dad! There's no light!
You got two lights in your hand! That's what it is.
- Maybe it bounced... - There was light under the door.
Look, you can't... You can't just bounce into my room like that.
You got to knock. You got to communicate.
- We knocked for five minutes. - I'm a teenager.
- We knocked. - You didn't knock.
- You were screaming at me, okay? - No.
This is repression, what you're doing here.
- You're ruining my youth, okay? - Oh, for Pete's sakes!
You are so defensive! Were you masturbating?
- Judy. - Was I...
- No, Mom. - Zip it, okay?
- It's okay. - No, I don't masturbate!
That's not something for you to bring up.
- That's a father-and-son thing, okay? - Father-son thing.
I mean, you don't have to call it that word if that makes you uncomfortable.
You can call it Sam's happy time or...
- Happy time? - ...my special alone time...
- Stop. - Mom.
- Judy, stop. - ...with myself.
- Mom, you can't come in and... - I'm sorry.
It's just been a weird night. I've had a little bit to drink.
- No, no, Dad. - Yeah, well, we saw a light.
Oh, parents.
I don't know where it was, but we saw it.
Earthquake! It's another one! Another earthquake! Get in the doorway!
- Okay! - Aftershock! Aftershock!
Oh, I hate these.
- Got to ride it out. Ride it out! - Quick, hide.
- Hey, the lights are back on. - Hide? What?
- Where? - Come on, get out of that tub.
Can't you take safety seriously?
- Good Lord, this floor is filthy, Sam. - Oh, oh, man! Man. Oh.
Oh, no! Look at the yard. The yard is destroyed.
Judy? Better call the city. We got a blown transformer!
Power pole's sparking all over the place!
Oh, man. Yard's a waste.
Trashed. Gone.
- It's a wash. The whole yard. - You're kidding.
The parents are very irritating.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Can I take them out?
Ironhide, you know we don't harm humans.
What is with you?
Well, I'm just saying we could. It's an option.
We heard you talking to somebody, Sam.
- We wanna know who. - Mom, I told...
Hi. I'm Mikaela.
I'm a... I'm a friend of Sam's.
Gosh, you're gorgeous. Isn't that the prettiest girl?
- She can hear you talking, Mom. - Thank you.
Oh, my goodness. I'm sorry you had to hear our little family discussion about...
- Sorry that we're bugging you. - Do you have my backpack?
- Come on, hon. Let's go. - Oh, it's in the kitchen.
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