"My crazy lover."
"My crazy lover."
"My crazy lover."
"My crazy lover."
"My life is on your name."
"My life is on your name."
"My crazy lover."
"My crazy lover."
Hey Baby..
So, how was she?
l just love these village girls. Bro.
They are so beautiful, man. You know what? l had been thinking.
Really? Does it hurt? - Does that hurt?
But, l have decided, man, l' like to settle down in a village.
Become a farmer, you know.
A man of the land! - You a son of the Earth!
The true soldier of Mother Earth! l'll till the land, man!
Yes, you can grow some wheat, also.
And make love to some beautiful village girls all night long.
Yeah, and in the morning some beautiful village girl's ..
..brother will come and cut your balls off! Then?
Then l'll be no different from you. Eunuch!
Why don't you shut your hole, man?
Why don't you shut yours? - No, you shut yours.
No you shut yours. - No, you! - No, you.
No, you, sir. - No, you.
You. - You. - You. - You.
Hey, you eunuch! - You bastard!
Hai! Dont give bad words to my mother.
Wow!
Dude that was cool man.
Ya. - Do it again. - What?
Come on, do it again. - What?
l didn't do it. Dude.
What do you mean you didn't do it?
Like, it wasn't me?
Oh! Shit!
Shit! Shit! Shit, man.
So now what?
Just fix the damn thing, buddy.
Why don't you do it?
Buddy you broke it so now you fix it.
But l don't know how to?
So what makes you think l do?
But you are an engineer from llT you should know some thing!
So, you too are from there, do you know?!
Shit man.
Shit! Shit! Shit!
Where is Armaan son?
He is there, Uncle.
Armaan son.
Armaan son.
Armaan son.
Armaan son.
Uncle. - Your phone.
Where the hell are you?
That's exactly what l want to ask you, rascal.
Where the hell am l?
lt all looks the same to me here.
Yeah! Yeah! We passed the village..
..and turned right like you said.
And then the whole bloody thing just blew up, man!
l mean l know they are old tyres and all but l thought this..
..happened only in the movies or something.
So now we're stuck here and this dumb ass doesn't know how to..
..fix the tyres.
l am trying man.
Hey, how the hell should l know?
l'm a DJ not a mechanic, hello.
Yeah! Yeah, please man, ok.
Thanks dude, that'll be really damn good.
Yeah! Ok, l'll see you then, bye.
"My crazy lover."
"My crazy lover."
What? - What?
What are you doing? - Nothing.
You and a pretty pal are hanging at a bar..
..when this really hot looking guy walks up.
You think, A. l'm gonna pounce on him first..
B. l'll say "hi" and then see what he does.. or
C. He'll just go for her anyway, so why bother?
l'll take B. - C. He'll go for her anyway, so why bother?
Piya, man, you are so predictable Piya.
You need some adventure in your life! Some excitement!
And for me, it will definitely be A.
l'm gonna pounce on him first!
Why am l not surprised? Sonal the pouncer.
Better Sonal the pouncer Than..
..pining..
..away for Prince charming to show up.
Well, l'm with my ugly step sisters..
..so l guess l must be Cinderella.
Honey, everyone knows l'm anything but ugly.
Ok guys, can we get on with this please?
My face is itching under this thing.
Ok, Ok next question.
My ex-boyfriend is back in town after four years and..
..is throwing a party. l tell him..
A. l've got dinner with my mother so l cannot accept..
B. l accept but decide to take my friends along.. or
C. l put on my sexiest dress and forget to put on any underwear.
Sonal, that's not very funny.
Hmmm. l think B..
l would think more like dinner with my mother for you, honey!
Mine would definitely be C. Go without the underwear.
What would yours be, Shreya?
You bitch! You know l've not seen Armaan in a long time!
And l'm not taking you to the party..
..you guys know him as well as l do.
Yeah, but we haven't been dreaming of him for four years.
l haven't been dreaming of him.
Oh! So this question wasn't in the magazine?
ls this how it was in the magazine?
What are you looking at my face? Look down, down.
Let it be!
How did you stitch my pockets? - lt's okay.
Will l put peanuts in these pockets?
And they're completely crooked?
So walk a little crooked then.
Man, come on.
This is a serious matter of my career, you think it's a joke.
By the way, l'm quite smart! What say, Hafiz?
Do you see this magazine?
One day l will also feature in this magazine..
..and you will tell..
..your children that you had stitched Rajinder's first jacket.
Stand straight Shah Rukh Khan's Twin.
So what if today l am Rajinder Dager?
So what if l am the instructor in Badshahpur's Gold Gym?
And you see, Hafiz bhai, when l become the top model in lndia.
Raj!
Just run your gym. That is enough for you.
Put you hands up.
And l've seen many models like you.
Stick in a modeling pole and the models queue up like dogs.
To pee on it. - Go ahead and laugh.
l'm not barking in vain. But l've got a fantastic plan.
Tonight there's a party in Pratap Singh's farm. - So?
l'm going there.
And you watch as soon as l reach there..
..someone or the other will see me.
Anyway without influence, nothing can be done in this line.
And then you see, l will become lndia's top model.
Raj.
They won't even let you enter, dumbo.
Stand straight. - You won't understand, Hafiz brother.
l'm not like Surendra and Narendra.
l want to do something in life and get something in life.
Everyone says, but l really want to do something.
Yes, big model of the big screen!
What did you say?
Raj.
Pass the lighter, boss.
Sir, smoking is not allowed in the car.
This is not smoking, my friend...
This is worship, worship...
God's Blessings. You have a try too.
Sir, l never smoke.
This is where all the world's problems start.
This damn, "never" .
Never say "never" again. Never.
Otherwise there will be evil from good, child!
Raghu.. Raghu.
Just one.
What is it?
Here. - Thanks.
Why did you have to say l was your husband?
So he wouldn't think we were doing something bad?
Oh! Was it bad?
No... l just didn't want us to get thrown out.
Which is exactly what happened, nut.
Nut, yourself. And who asked you to climb all over me like that?
lt was like that..
..that l was drowned in the depth of your eyes.
Shut up. So typical. l should have known it.
What happened baby?
Why am l still surprised at this, after five years.
lt's still the same thing every time.
But what happened? - Never mind.
l didn't know.. that he was going to catch us.
You could have at least brought us somewhere better.
lt is our fifth anniversary, for God's sake.
lt's supposed to be special.
You only said you wanted to see the movie.
Yeah, but not today!
Baby, it's a special day today.
How about a candle light dinner, flowers..
..jewelry, tell me how much l mean to you.
How much you love me.
Okay, l'm sorry, baby. l thought you like seeing movies.
lf you want, l'll get you flowers right now.
Never mind.
What never mind? Why do you girls always say never mind?
Whatever.
And that one too. What are they supposed to mean anyway.
They mean that you're an idiot.
Look, l'm really sorry, baby.
Anyway l promise you a good time tonight.
You can't go to the party. - What?
l don't want to go to Armaan's party. lt's my fifth anniversary.
Hello? - There'll be good music.
l don't want to hear any more about it.
Come on, Reena, it'll be fun.
l'm not coming. - Yeah, of course you are coming.
How can l go alone? - What are you doing?
l'll be lonely. - We'll get kicked out of here also..
..just stop it. l know, l know.
lt's too hot.
Now do it, one, two, three.
Wow! Very good. Very good! lt's great fun.
Very good! Very good!
"This time the rains will be like that."
" But why do you worry?"
"The colors are falling and the veil is getting wet."
Good day, Bhalla-ji.
You are looking great, Bhalla-ji! What's the matter, today?
Today you are looking like a real dude!
Drowning myself. This bloody business is like this only.
Do it and die. Don't do it and die.
What happened now? - Now l have to get the oil.
And l had told Armaan baba, this is not America..
..light will surely go.
And then? - Chill out buddy.
This stress is a very dangerous thing.
All the world's problems start from here.
Look how much weight you've lost.
Doesn't your wife feed you anymore?
Don't talk about my wife. Don't talk about my wife.
My wife is too busy gorging Herself.
And my health is going down day be day.
l'll tell you a secret.
See this, see this.
Hey, this is you, Bhalla-ji. - And this is my Mrs.
And these are my two children.
This one is Pratham and this is lchi.
You have made a good choice of the names.
l have only one specialty.
Keep your wife tip top. After two, full stop!
Oh! Happy family, is it?
Let the happy family aside!
Late Bhalla sir used to say the right thing.
Don't look at the girl, look at her mother.
What will we do with the mother?
We will not do anything with the mother.
Look till she's 25 any girl will look great. Then what?
She's hardly been married..
..and she starts looking like her mother.
She's not the wife she will be mother-in-law.
And daughter-in-law will also one day become mother-in-law.
Right. Won't she?
Said you bought her, what.
A mohito? - What's a mohito? - You bought her a mohito?
What's wrong with a mohito? - What's a mohito?
You bought her a.. - Hey, what's a mohito? - Shut up!
What' l tell you? - What? - Bacardi Breezer.
Breezer? - All girls drink Bacardi Breezer.
All girls drink Bacardi Breezer.
That's right, Sodi, my love.
But l didn't want to get her a Breezer.
Guys, l wanted to get her a mohito.
But what's a mohito?
You didn't want to get her a mohito.
You wanted to get her, right?
Yeah, obviously. So..? - What happened then?
So then, when she smiled.. - She smiled.
Did she like it? - Did she say thank you?
She smiled, okay.
Hey, she laughed at you.
She laughed at you! - She didn't laugh at me.
Did she appreciate then? - Appreciate what?
Appreciate the fact that you took..
..your father's hard earned money..
..and brought her a 600 hundred rupees drink with it.
l don't know. She just .. smiled okay.
Bunny, bunny, bunny, when will you ever learn?
Learn what?
Women like it, when you treat them like shit!
Like shit? - Like shit.
Listen, l don't believe this crap of yours.
He is just talking nonsense! - That's the point, buddy..
..the point is that it's been over..
..a year since you had any action.
At least l've had some action.
What are you laughing at?
The point is guys..
..if we want to score at any chicks at the party..
..tonight we've got to lay down some rules.
Rules?
Rules. Understand the enemy.
Female Psychology.
You buy her flowers, you take her out to dinner.
l guarantee you both, You will get exactly one thing. - What?
A smile. But if you show her, you are the boss.
You are the one wearing the pants.
She might just let you into her pants.
Listen, buddy, things like this work in Canada.
lndian girls are different. - lt's the same game everywhere.
Just remember the rules, and don't buy anyone a mohito.
But what's a mohito?
Uncle, that.. - Shhh..
Uncle.
Uncle
lt was a frog.. Armaan son.
Went into the pool.
Hello, who is it? - Hi handsome!
Oh, Sonal, hi! How are you? - How's everything going?
Going good, Tiger. Just waiting for you to show up.
You shouldn't flirt with me so much, liar.
Why not babe, that's what you beautiful girls are here for!
Flattery, my dear, will get you everywhere!
That l know it!
Okay, listen, are you all set there..
..or you need me to come and help?
No, no, no. everything is under control.
But do me a favor, will you? Just spread the word around.
Anything for you baby. - And hey, listen.
ls Shreya with you?
No, but l'll tell her you were asking.
Yeah, do that, and ask her to call me.
And also, see to it that she is there in the evening. - Okay.
Okay, catch you later.
Cut, cut cut... - What now?
lt's rand man rand..
Rand is what l am saying!
Rand as in 'thand' not rand as in ' hand'
Rand as in 'thand' not as in ' hand'
Hey what's the difference in 'thand' and ' hand'
Guys let's just finish it and go home.
My deadline is on my head..
..here the client keeps ringing me up.
There's no feeling coming, man.
Screw the feelings. What about my feelings man?
l've not slept since two days. Please hurry up..
Ok boss. Let's do it now. This time l'll get it right.
ln one take. - lt's been one take since two days.
l'm sick of singing, man.
l sang in Kannad, l sang in Marathi..
..Gujarati, Telegu.. Please spare me in Tamil.
What will anyone know?
Come on Karan. Finish it.
You're going to get me fired.
One last take.
l don't believe this. Cut.. cut.
What happened now? - A phone is ringing.
Whose?
Yours. Can't you make out?
Hey, my phone!
Sorry. One minute guys.
Hello. Ya? Tonight?
.. Nothing really..
..No, man you know l don't like those farm parties...
Ok, Ok.. Listen just put my name..
..on the guest list l'll make it on my own.
No, man, l'll come by myself! OK.. ok.. Bye.
Ok guys, let's rock and roll..
Good you came back, Armaan.
You know the scene here is so much better.
Life is better here.
Bullshit, man.
Where are the blondes?
Don't you know gentlemen prefer blondes?
Brother that is just about how much fun..
..you can have with blondes, huh?
And trust me on that one.
Hey, Armaan, you left the whites and came here, buddy! Why?
Buddy, l've been drifting for long!
Just thought l'll come and find something deeper.
Roots, you know? Grounding!
l' like to go deeper into those blondes.
Give them a grounding! - You mean a grinding!
No, l mean a grounding! - Grinding!
This is where all the world's problems start from.
Sex is just maya.
That's all right, but when do we get to meet Maya?
There is no Maya. - This is the Shadow.
Maya, Seema, Reena, Tina,
bring all of them.
By the way, buddy, what happened to Shreya?
Yes, man, where is she?
God knows! lt's been four long years.
We haven't even been in touch. And a lot changes in four years.
Four years. - Yeah!
Four years! She didn't write, l didn't call
And here we are now, four years later.. total strangers.
But you still like her, don't you?
l think of her.
Don't know whether that means l still like her, but yeah..
..l do think of her. - Hey, you, don't be such a macho.
You know you like her. - lt's written all over your face.
He has lost it, poor thing. - Let it be.
Shreya! - Tiger. - Shreya! - Tiger!
Hey Armaan, you should have stuck to those blondes, man.
These lndian women are not your cup of tea.
Look, it's very simple. lf it was me, l' never have come back.
You'll come scampering back in four days. DJ Om Shanti.
Stop fighting, friends, let me enjoy!
There is nothing like lndia.
Tigers, l'm home, man. Home!
"Come however you can."
"Come to my homeland."
"Come however you can."
"Come to my country."
"The night is like kohl and it is unbearable."
"lt is unbearable."
"The eyes which have my beloved settled in them."
" ..Nothing can settle in that then.."
"Come.. oh Almighty!
So..
So..
So do you hunt, sir?
What are you boys up to?
Sir, l've just come from Canada on a vacation..
Yes, yes, l know that, you told me that yesterday.
What am l asking is..
..What are you boys up to tonight?
Tonight sir, we're going for a party.
A party?
A birthday party. Here in defense colony.
Birthday party, l see.
He's just coming child.
l told him you boys were waiting for him.
He's in the shower.
That boy seems to spend all his time in the shower.
Must be a really dirty boy to need so much cleaning.
Here, have something to eat.
No, aunty, we've already eaten..
You have to take something.
l don't know how you boys live sometimes!
Thank you aunty.
What about some tea? - No, aunty.
Aunty, l will have some.
So who's driving?
l am, aunty.
Do you have a license?
lt's very dangerous now, you know.
Not like Canada.
Where everything is so organized.
Here the streets are very unsafe.
You know with people..
..drinking and driving and.. you know what l mean.
l hope you're not drinking?
No aunty. l never drink.
Sorry, aunty, sorry. - lt's alright. lt's alright.
How's your mother, child?
She is fine aunty
Sorry guys. Come on let's go.
Okay, mom, dad, we are going.
Greetings aunty, greetings, uncle. - Greetings.
Dude, your father's dangerous.
l honestly saw my own head hanging on the wall.
Yeah dude..
..we can see the horns growing out of your head already.
Dude, that's why he's so horny all the time.
Oye, you are telling me horny.. speak for yourself.
You two will never get anywhere.
You will never get any women like this.
And you have done a lot in Canada and come?
Wait and watch, brother, wait and watch!
l think l should get married. Then l'll get sex.
First grow a beard at least dude.
What type of Sardar is he, man?
This is a very rare and exotic species.
You are absolutely right, man. Usually found in..
..the dense jungles of Canada and Birmingham.
You don't know anything, dude.
Marriage is the price men pay for sex.
Has your father taught you this? - No, your father has taught me.
You idiots you both don't know anything.
Sex is the price that women pay for marriage.
Has your father taught you this?
Yes, Serdi, my father has taught me this.
Let the fun begin!
He bought you a what?
Mohito.
What's a mohito? - lt's a drink.
Like, what sort of a drink? - An expensive one.
What sort of a loser would buy you that?
What did he want anyway?
Can we go in now? This is getting really boring.
What's your problem? We can't go in yet. lt's too early.
Too early for what?
Too early to go in, sweetie.
What kind of losers would we be..
..if we show up at a party before it started?
But it's started. Look how many people are there at the gate.
Honey, we're not people.
Oh look there's Shruti.
Oh my God! Look at her cozying up with that loser.
When will she ever learn?
She's even kissing him now!
Yeah! He'll dump her in two days.
l'm not so sure.
Of course. Didn't your mother teach you anything?
The moment a guy thinks he's got you.
The moment he gets what he wants, he's off looking for..
..the next conquest.
Just for example, did you kiss that Mohito cutie?
Of course not.
And..?
He does call me every two hours.
You see it never fails! Just keep him hanging!
Listen guys, l've really had enough.
lt's only Armaan's house we're going to.
And l haven't seen him in four years.
Make him wait, baby.
You'll never get him if you running into his arms.
l don't want to "get" him.
Yeah, right.
l'm not playing any games here, Sonal.
He's just a friend, that's all.
He's just a friend, that's all.
Well, you can come whenever your time is right.
But l'm not waiting anymore. See you later.
ls she upset or what?
lt's just PMS sweetie.
Someone should tell her to lighten up.
Yes, but, l guess the poor thing's nervous.
What did you write Gaurav or Gigi?
No! No, l'm waiting here then.
Hey Shreya! - Hi. - My God look at how thin you've got.
How did you do it? - Where's Sonal?
Careful.
Sorry.
Actually it is my mistake.
lt was my guitar you tripped on.
lt's OK.
You can leave my hand now, l can take care of myself.
Oh, l'm sorry.
lts ok - Bye.
Shreya Prasad.
Okay, you are now at the roundabout, now take a left.
And then you should look for..
Shreya!
Sorry, tiger. Just keep circling. l'll call you in five, ok?
Shreya!
My God, it's so good to see you.
lt's been a long time. How've you been?
Not bad. You? - Great!
l mean, good. - Good.
Man, it's great to see you here..
..and l've never realized how much l have missed you.
l missed you too.
Wow!
l don't even know what to say, actually l'm at a loss for words.
Yeah! Me too!
lt's been too long. l really thought you would call or write.
Armaan!
How are you handsome?
And how are you Princess?
Hey Tiger! How are you?
Well you haven't changed a bit!
Are you disappointed?
Are you mad? Who needs change anyway?
Not me!
But what l really need is a drink!
That l can provide. Follow me ladies.
"The ring is an enemy. l forgot the homeland of my beloved."
"l had forgotten, l had to turn away and go."
"Listen to the matter which you forget, you betrayer."
" You forgot everything, why are we fighting?"
""The ring is an enemy. l forgot the homeland of my beloved." ."
"l had forgotten, l had to turn away and go."
"Listen to the matter which you forget, you betrayer."
" You forgot everything, why are we fighting?"
"Come on. Let us go back.. let us go back.."
"Talk with your mouth, be scared of God at least."
"Listen to you, you fool."
"God's light has been lighted here."
Hail Hanuman-ji.
Oh Lord! Protect your devotee today.
Hail Hanuman-ji, you have given me so much, without asking.
Hence first of all l want to thank you for that.
And also say sorry..
..because l cannot take time out for you.
The thing is, God.. you have increased..
..the speed of life so much that l do not get time.
And anyway, we humans should pay attention on our deeds..
..you know about the results!
Lord, if you are in a mood right now, l had a request..
..there is a party tonight, and l'm going.
Do something great today, that your Rajinder..
..becomes lndia's top model!
That's it, God, today you will have to help me.
Swear it, l'll distribute sweets in the village.
Swear it! Thank you.
Old friends, old house, new booze, l love my lndia!
Did you know it's seven years of bad sex if you don't look..
..into the persons eyes as you drink a toast?
That'll explain a lot about you.
You know, what l love most about Priya?
ls that she is the most romantic girl l have ever met!
You know what l love the most about you?
ls that you are the most charming liar l've ever met.
Where's Shreya?
There she is, by the pool.
What's she doing over there?
Cinderella is waiting for Prince Charming to show up.
Okay, then Prince charming is on his way.
Hi, Princess!
See, after so many years, l can still get you wet.
Come, come.
May not fit you well but at least they will keep you dry.
Whose are they?
My sister's ?
Yeah right! Started your collection already?
Oh come on, you know l'm a good boy.
You don't have to lie to me Armaan.
But l am, honest to God.
Since when have you started believing..
..all that play boy nonsense.
So where is your sister now anyway?
ln New York, enjoying her donuts and coffee.
And you came back to eat 'chai' and 'pakoras'
l came home, that's all.
Missed it?
Missed what?
Home, of course, what else?
Ya, you know how it is, no matter where you go..
..home is where the heart is.
And l've finally figured that this is home.
So your heart is here then? - Yeah..
l don't know.. but l know it's not there.
And.. l have a feeling l am pretty close to finding it again.
Must be a nice feeling.
lt is.
You should try it too.
So how do l look?
The same.
Good?
Very good.
Liar.
Honest.
Should l leave the wet clothes in the bathroom?
Oh, come on! How much longer will you sulk for?
l'm not sulking. Why are you always late?
l'm not always late.
Raghu, you are always late.
But it's just a party.
Ya, but l've been ready for one hour.
lt's like you don't give.. lt's like you don't care about me.
Come on, you know how l feel about you, right?
Being late doesn't change that.
But ya, Raghu, it's just a really bad habit..
..to always be late.
lt's like, "Where's Raghu?
Oh don't bother about him, he must be late again.
Listen, l'm not always late.
That time when we had to meet in Barista..
..l was waiting for you for one hour.
That's because we were supposed to meet at 4 not at 2.
And even if we were supposed to meet at 2..
..why were you there at 3?
Sorry.
Don't know, must be there.
Hey Karan, where have you been? - Hi.
Come on, let's dance. - Hey my guitar.
Leave it anywhere.
Are you sure this is the way.
Yeah, all roads lead to the party tonight.
Seriously dude, the map said 7 kms. lt's been 10 already.
l don't see the turn.
Why are you so sad, take this.
Take the map out dude!
Ok, Ok. Mr. Pushy.
So which way did you say north was?
Who gives a damn, where is the party, buddy?
Ok let me see now.
7 kms from the roundabout, done that..
..drive for seven more, we have done that.
Should be here by now.
Stop! - What happened?
Hey what?
Hey we won't find it like this!
Why are you like that?
Hoy! What happened?
l know the way dude, we don't need the map.
What happened?
Papu, l know the way, we don't need the map. Come.
Come.
Shut up and tell me what happened?
The map is gone, dude. lt's gone with the wind!
So what are you gonna do?
l don't know, what do you want to do?
What do you mean you don't know? What are we gonna do?
What do you want to do? You tell me, now.
What are we going to do? - What do you want me to do?
l don't care. - What do you want to do?
Guys. - You tell me, what do you want to do.
Will you two shut up!
Get in the car!
Thank you, darling.
l want to marry you Mary Lee, and you too Mary Lou.
l wouldn't dream of it.
And what will all the gorgeous boys do?
lf there were any gorgeous boys here darling..
..would l be hanging out with you two losers?
You're such a bitch.
Boys come and boys go, but we're the ones you come home to.
Such are the tragedies of life darling.
When will l find my one true love?
As soon as you get your head out of your ass.
Well at least l've got something up my ass!
Now if you ladies don't mind too much..
..l have some important business to attend to.
Come back BJ, l promise not to be mean to you.
Nature calls baby and l must obey.
Hail Bajarangabali!
l love my country. You can eat anything and pee anywhere!
Oh God!
Look the party's started already.
Yeah, l know.
l mean.. l am sorry.
You are never sorry enough!
How much should l say?
Okay now hold this.
What are you doing?
Fixing my shoe, if you must know.
Reena! - Hi.
Where have you guys been?
Ask him! - Hi! - Hi!
Come on let's say hi, to Armaan.
So how's the anniversary going on?
Not bad! So far.
Did it happen? - No, it didn't happen.
What happened?
l don't know. - So now?
Now it could happen.
Shreya!
You'll tell me what happens, right? - Let's see.
Okay! Shreya..
Piya..
Sonal..
Raghu and Reena.
Way to go!
Come, don't feel shy, l know everybody at the party.
Don't worry!
Look at that!
l know he is going to be so happy to see you.
Excuse me ladies. Hello.
Look what l've found when l was peeing.
This is Mary Lee and this is Mary Lou.
The most beautiful and dangerous girls of Delhi.
And this darlings, is Rajinder.
Oh, l'm so sorry, Raj!
Why don't you come into the pool, Raj?
Come on BJ, get your friend into the water.
You keep your claws off him.
l know what you want.
He's mine. God has sent him here for me.
When God gives he gives with all his heart.
And when he takes, darling it really hurts.
Your phone's ringing. Can't you hear it!
Damn phone always rings at the right time!
Hello. Yes! Who do you want to speak with! Who are you?
There is no Sharma here.
This is my mobile phone..
Raghu Pandit.. l just told you...
How does it matter where l am speaking from?
Raghu? - l'm speaking from my mouth.
Turn it off?
And now, turn me on.
Yes, Ma'am!
What the hell? Venkatesh, is that you?
What's going on here?
Forget it, let's go somewhere else.
Yes, mum, l know...
lt's really far away, who is going to drop me at that time?
Why should they?
Listen, l'll see you in the morning, ok?
Mama, Sonal is outside.. l'm in the house..
..it's too loud out there to talk.
l'll stay in her house... Ok, l have to go now...
Ya, ya.. Bye.
Mother's love?
Can't live with it, can't live without it.
l know.
So, what were you saying?
When?
Just now, with your hands and all?
l was saying "hi" ?
Hi!
Actually l was looking for a safe place to keep this.
You seem very concerned about it. - What to do?
lt's crowded outside. Someone might step on it. Again.
Ya, it does seem to get in the way a lot.
Well l know a place it'll be safe.
By the way, l'm Karan.
Shreya.
Shreya.
Karan.
Oh yeah!
Wow! This is my favourite song. Come on, let's go dance!
Come on.
Sonal, l don't dance.
Of course you do, l've seen you dance.
That may have been my evil twin brother.
Okay, then l guess l'll have to dance for you!
You know, a man should know how to dance.
A man should know how to make his woman dance!
Well, l'm dancing baby.
What happened?
Looks like the lights have gone!
Oh good! l'm glad! - What?
No, l thought l' suddenly gone blind! - Very funny.
Just a minute, l think l know where the candles are.
Wait! Wait a minute.
Thanks.
What?
What, what?
What are you staring at?
You've got very beautiful eyes.
Couldn't you think of a more original line?
No really, l mean it.
Are you flirting with me?
Sorry, l made a mistake.
lt's OK.
l won't do it again.
We will see about that.
l knew it! lt had to happen!
Why does the light go off in Delhi?
Chill out, buddy! What is a generator for?
Who will start the generator?
Ratan is here, isn't he? Electronic engineer.
Just out of llT.
They teach nothing about starting generators there.
Let's try at least. You want to sit here and rot?
Yes, l want to sit here and rot!
Come on, buddy, we will both go and fix it.
Where's the genny dude?
l don't know, somewhere at the back. Ask uncle.
Raghu!
Mmm.. Reena! - Raghu! Move a little!
What happened?
You're pushing me against this stupid machine.
Sorry baby. ls this better?
Kind of, but it's still not very comfortable.
Couldn't you find someplace better than this?
Sorry baby, but at least we won't be disturbed here.
l guess. So what are you waiting for?
Raghu? - Reena?
Who's that?
Raman and Ratan dude!
Dude, what are you doing here?
What are you doing here Dude?
Nothing. Just.. chilling out.
Eh...
Sorry about this man, but you'll have to give us five minutes.
What happened?
We've got to fix the generator. - No electricity dude.
Oh.. Cool.
So maybe you love birds want to chill somewhere else?
Yeah... Yeah sure man, yeah.
Let's go.
lt's very silent.
Why are you whispering?
l like the silence.
lt's .. musical.
Listen.
What happened?
Nothing. l never thought of silence as music.
But it is.
l guess it is. You should know, you're a musician.
How did you know?
l assumed it isn't a gun in that guitar case?
You're right. lt is a guitar.
So why don't you play it?
Now? - Why not?
Not now.
Come on there is no one else here.
And it's a better way of getting a girl's attention..
..than saying she's got nice eyes.
So you think it will work if l sing for you.
Nothing will work!
This is too much injustice!
Will you stop your filmy dialogues and sing?
Shreya, l'm a professional, l get paid to do this?
l'll pay you if you're good.
Deal?
Deal.
Lets Rock and Roll then.
What is this?
lt's a song especially for you.
l'm honored sir.
"Look up and see me."
"l'm sitting right here."
"Don't look through me."
"l'm not that bad at all."
"Look up and see me."
"l'm sitting right here."
"Don't look through me."
"l'm not that bad at all."
We'll soon find out whether you are good or bad.
"Don't go by what the world says."
"lt's easy to see."
"Just ask your heart."
" Am l yours or not?"
"The magic of your eyes."
"Casts a spell on the world."
"ln the crowd of the world."
"l'm standing right in the back."
"l'm standing right in the back."
"l'm standing right in the back."
This is a great way to impress a girl.
"Parties come and go."
"People come and go."
"Now that you're here."
"Stay a while in my heart."
"Smile and.."
You know what we are going to do now?
We are going to blow your minds.
l am not getting the network.
Check in your pocket.
lt must have fallen there.
You shouldn't have so happy. - you are so dame ugly bunny.
Stop guys, stop. Stop lt right here.
What happened?
Do you see that?
Yeah, man there are a lot of paan shops on this road.
l was wondering about that myself.
Stupid, it's the same bloody paan shop.
We've passed it three times already.
No wonder..
l thought it looked kind of familiar.
So then we're really lost.
We don't know the way to the farm?
We don't really know the way back?
So what are we gonna do?
l don't know what do you want to do?
l don't know, what can we do?
No, no, what do you want to do, tell me.
Listen, what will we do? - What do you want to do, Pappu?
Where will we go? What are we gonna do?
Will the two of you shut up?
What do you mean you don't have a condom?
l forgot..
Raghu.. - Sorry baby.
Your sorry is not going to work this time.
Don't you think you should have got one?
l didn't realize.
Why can't you carry one in your wallet like other boys?
Who other boys? And how do you know them?
lt's common knowledge. All boys carry a condom in their wallets.
Yeah! lf only they are having sex.
What if they want to? - l also want to, dear.
Go get one then. - From where?
That's not my problem.
Come on, Reena, it's perfectly safe. l'm a virgin.
No way, mister. No condom, no me.
Come on Reena, just one time.
Raghu!
Fine, l'll go ask, Just wait here, ok?
Well hurry up.
l'm just finding my shoes.
Pratap Singh farm. - What?
Pratap Singh Farm?
Going to the party?
Pratap Singh Farm?
The name sounds familiar...
Badshahpur village.
The same whose son's back from abroad.
That's the one!
l've heard it's quite a big party.
Do you know the way?
See? This is young blood.
You got stuck making paans here.
And l got stuck eating them.
Do you know the way?
Your suiting booting is top class.
You look like you're from good homes.
That's all fine, but..
This is a dangerous place son.
Shouldn't wander about alone here.
We actually got lost, otherwise...
Can't trust anyone here. The times are bad, not the people.
But it's good you found me.
But where is the party, friend?
Oh! You are very restless!
No, problem, l'm there, isn't it?
Old man, close your shop. l'll show the kids the way.
Come children. This Pratap Singh's farm..
They're performing for you. Don't fall in the sister's trap.
They are dangerous, these women.
No, no, l wasn't ...
Cigarette?
No, thanks. l don't smoke.
Very good. This is also a dangerous habit. Just like girls.
You lose your stamina.
Stamina finished.
By the way, if you don't mind, you should also not smoke.
You're right.
Really. You should work on your health.
Hmm. Let's drop this bad habit too.
Because you say so. - Thank you sir.
Come to my gym. l'll show you
do them.
Your body is quite good. l think l'll definitely come.
Your body will also get good. Pay attention to those abs.
And control your diet. - That's what l can't do!
Your abs must be very good, show me.
Come show me, why are you being shy?
Come on, show me.
lt's between two men, don't feel shy.
l need the inspiration, right?
Come on show me your abs!
Lovely! Nice!
They are so good and tight! Very nice!
You watch, sir, yours will also be like that!
l'm there, l'll get them like that.
You have a nice body. Why don't you model?
l've been trying. But l haven't got a chance.
Why haven't you got?
The thing is my English speaking is a bit weak.
Chate coaching classes guy says that you will..
..know English in a few months and you will get work too.
What nonsense!
l will give you a.. chance.
Means.
l am a fashion designer darling.
On my next show, l'll put you on the ramp.
You are a designer? - Yes.
Meet me in Delhi.
All the arrangements will be done there.
Thank you, sir. Thank you.
Don't worry, it's quite alright.
Ok, now show your chest? - Chest?
For the show! Let me how your body looks without clothes!
Very nice! Open it fully! Very nice!
Thank you, sir.
You know, you should keep your hair like this.
Looks so much better. - l know.
Even Shreya used to hate my hair like this.
l don't hate it. l just think it looks better..
..when l do it like this.
By the way, where is Shreya?
You know you should really grow your hair out.
You' look so nice.
Where is Shreya, man? - Who cares?
l care. Have you seen her?
Don't worry lover boy, she will show up.
And l'll keep you amused till then.
Will you stop playing with my hair!
You didn't finish your song..
l haven't finished writing it.
The light came back, so the shyness came back.
You mean you wrote that?
What now?
l told you it's for you.
Now l'm really impressed.
lt must work really well with the girls.
Well, you liked it, didn't you?
l guess l'm just like all the other girls.
l wouldn't say that.
Wouldn't say what?
l wouldn't say that you're like the other girls from here.
lt's a compliment.
Thank you, then.
Take left...
What is this playing? Don't you have anything else, good?
Pankaj Udhas Shudas?
This'll do. Take right.
l hope you know the place?
Don't worry. l know.
Yes.. Mr..
Myself Bhushan. Bharat Bhushan
Sodhi. - Pleasure.
So Mr. Bhushan, What do you do?
One two into four and four two into one.
lt's a joke.
You're sure you know the place?
Why are you getting so upset? l'm taking you aren't l?
l don't understand one thing.
Three boys alone? To such a party?
That's no fun, sir. - What do you mean?
Just this - no girls, no fun. That's what they say in English?
You all are not of the other kind, are you? - Other thing?
How do you say? Number two love?
Number two?
Forget it..
Want to meet some? Girls?
Girls? Here?
l'll take the thirsty to the well, if you want?
No, no, there's no need to get into this guys.
Only two minutes sir. Looking
no touching.
Actually, dude, l don't mind.
Are you out of your mind? Let's go to the party.
Actually even l don't mind. - See? l don't mind.
l don't know guys, it doesn't sound right to me.
l am there, no? No problem; take right.
So there you are! l've been looking all over for you.
l've been here. - Sitting all alone?
l'm thinking.
And who you staring at? - That guy.
l've not seen him before.
He's quite a piece.
Like him? - He's not bad.
So go talk to him. - Just like that?
Okay, wait, l think l should get you a drink.
For a little bit of touch courage.
Ah! The secret to Armaan's success.
No way, l just can't get up and talk to him like that.
Come on tiger, you have to go get what you want.
Nothing comes to those who wait.
No! lt's better not to force some things!
Don't you think?
l like to force things!
No, when it's meant to be, you know it.
And you don't have to do anything about it.
lt just happens!
So you have made up your mind?
l've told you, l've been thinking.
Okay, then let's sit and wait and let it happen.
Let what happen? - Love, idiot!
Love happens?
Dude! What's up? - What's up bro?
How is it going? - Where's Reena?
Dude, there's a problem!
Dude, do you have a condom?
Not on me, man!
Tiger..
What are you up to? - Buddy..
Oh, you mean you.. and Reena.. very nice, congratulations.
Buddy, but l can't .
You've got problems? - No, man.
l don't have a condom.
Condoms no problem, buddy, ask the twins.
The twins? - Yeah! Ask the twins.
So, where is Reena? -Dude she's inside.
Chilling out eh? Good, good!
Man, listen.
l.. Armaan told me that you might have a spare condom?
Armaan knows everything! - No.. that..
Do you have one? - Yeah!
Okay, can l borrow it? - Are you going to give it back?
No, man! You know what l mean.
Yeah! Yeah! l'm just kidding, man. Here.
Wait! Do you know about condoms and girlfriends?
No, what?
They both spend more time in your wallet than on your big ben!
Yes, good one.
Okay, man, go have fun!
Don't worry, l will.
So, where are your friends? They must be missing you.
l'm sure they are okay.
What about yours? - l hardly know anyone here.
l don't even know whose party it is! - Armaan.
Who? - Armaan Pratap Singh! lt's his farm.
Oh! You know him?
Yes. l mean l used to. - Used to?
l was dating him in college. - Oh!
That was a long time ago.
How long ago? - l'll tell you, but then l'll have to kill you.
Kill me. No! So you know him well?
We haven't met for about four years.
So you don't know him? - You are very curious!
l'm just asking. - l don't know.
Things change and you never know.
Anyway, you will meet him. He's quite a nice guy.
l'm sure he is!
Stop! Stop here.
That's enough.
Will three girls be Ok? - No one is enough.
What will the other two do clap? Listen.
Three will be alright.
Money? - Money?
How much? - Nine Hundred and Ninety nine.
Nine Hundred and Ninety nine?
At least that much it will cost.
Three girls, three hundred per head.
But that's nine hundred...
The rest is my risk. Hundred minus one.
Let's forget it. - No, no, stop, stop.
This is five hundred. Take a thousand.
First time?
Don't worry. l'm there isn't it. All arrangement l'll do.
Now listen, come to that house in five minutes.
Can you see it, in front? Don't get into any other house.
Knock on the door.
Like this. Like how?
Very good. l'll go ahead and set all the arrangement.
l'll see you in five minutes. Okay. Remember.
l really don't believe this. - lt's OK, they'll go away.
What happened?
There they've gone!
Do you mind? l have to use the loo?
He'll go away..
l can't . - Can't what?
l can't with that knocking.
lt's really quiet here dude.
So, what did you expect, a party happening here?
l was just thinking.
Do you think we can trust that Bhushan guy?
Of course, where will he go?
He wouldn't dare cheat us, man.
He's just a bloody villager that's it.
Do you think they'll be infected or something?
Why don't you shut up Sodhi? - And knock?
Why should l knock? You knock Bunny.
Just shut up and knock. - Come on, man.
What happened? - l don't know. - Try again.
Who is it?
Who is it?
Where are they? - Who they?
The girls? - The girls?
Where's Bhushan-ji? - Who's Bhushan-ji?
Where are the girls?
Who are you all?
Bhushan-ji did not tell you?
What? - Wait! Wait!
Listen. See who's here. Asking for girls they are?
For girls? - They are drunk too!
Run. What?
Run ass run. - Wait! Wait!
Now where are you all going?
Just come barging into our house.
Catch the scoundrels! Thieves!
Stop!
What? - lt's just too small.
What? - l'm sorry baby..
..it's just too small for this.
What's small?
The car idiot. What did you think l was talking about?
Nothing.
So?
Baby, we've tried every place, what can l do?
So are you just gonna give up? - No.
l don't know what to do?
You know l really tried to make it special for you.
l really have. - l know baby.
l wanted our first time to be really special.
Like in mean something!
l know. And it means a lot.
Now what more can l do?
Now listen, don't worry, now l'll think of something.
Actually we are getting married very soon.
Oh really, l had no idea..
ln June or July.
Where's Shreya?
l don't know. Why? - l'm looking for her.
Leave her alone, you're not her father.
What are you saying?
Nothing. Come on let's have a drink.
One minute.
Last l know she got a call and went into the house to talk.
Careful. Here take my hand.
You'll never give up will you?
You know, your eyes are quite nice too.
Are you flirting with me?
Hey, Shreya.
Oh, hi Armaan, we were just..
What.. What are you doing here?
What do you mean?
l've been looking all over for you.
Well, l've been right here.
Okay, come on, let's go.
What do you mean? - Let's go down.
What's the matter with you?
What's the matter with me? What's the matter with you?
What do you mean?
l just wanted to talk.
So talk.
Like here, now?
Okay.
Shreya, l was hoping things would be different.
l was hoping..
All this is for you, Shreya.
This was supposed to be our night. - What?
And instead you have been here doing.. God knows what?
Listen, l can leave if you want me to.
No, it's fine. You stay here.
Yes, stay here, she has nothing to hide.
Armaan, l don't need to prove anything to you.
Why should you?
Who am l to you anyway? - Armaan!
Look Shreya, what we had was so good.
lt was..
So?
lt was a long time ago.
So what?
lt was great, but it's been a long time.
l don't even know who you are any more.
So find out! - You can't force this, Armaan.
You never wrote, you never called.
l know! l know that.
And that makes me really sad.
l'm sad about it too. But that's how it is.
You know what?
You make me really sad.
lt's over.
What do you mean?
l mean there's nothing between us anymore.
What do you mean, Shreya.
Nice memories, what else.
Don't you see that yourself?
All l see is that l'm here trying, and you're not.
Armaan..
Shreya, try with me.
We used to be so good.
Stop it.
Shreya, this is all..
What am l doing? l'm just wasting my time?
l'm just wasting my time? - Armaan, listen. - What?
What? You said what you had to, right? - Armaan.
What Armaan?
Who Armaan?
l'll tell you what? You just go ahead and lead your own life.
And have a great life!
This was shot in Bablu studio. Doesn't look it, no?
Nice, very nice.
lt's alright, but if you focus properly..
..then the face is not so good.
True. Very true.
The photographer wasn't too good.
He took two thousand for it.
No problem, l know the top photographers in Delhi.
We will get one more portfolio done.
Thank you very much, sir.
Really, it's quite can also help me sometime.
Sure.
There is always give and take in life. - Yes, sir.
You are so sweet.
Don't know why, Rajinder, l like you a lot. l really like you.
ln such a short time, we both have come so close to each other.
Don't you feel that maybe we both have met before?
No, sir. - You will feel, you will feel.
All right folks, let's enjoy!!
Listen, l'm sorry. - About what?
About all this.. mess.
lt's okay.
l just don't know, what the matter with me is.
lt's okay, Shreya.
l'm so confused, and Armaan..
He is just angry, that's it.
l wanted things to be nice.
Okay, you know, we haven't met in four years. - l know.
He stopped writing, calling, and l waited..
l waited for him.
l don't even know why, but l waited.
Do you love him? - And things have changed, you know..
..little changes. You don't even notice them.
But things change. - Shreya, do you love him?
Yes! l don't know. How can l know these things?
l guess you guys should talk.
He won't talk.
Talk about what? lt's in the past now.
And l need to move on.
l've waited for so long.
That's why l am saying this.
Don't you think he needs to know, how you feel?
Let's go..
..and talk to him. - Thank you.
For what? - For being here.
Haven't you seen 'Maine Pyar Kiya'
Why?
ln friendship no thank you and no sorry.
Give me the water.
l really screwed up, didn't l?
You should speak to her.
What's the point?
You heard what she said.
You can't give up. Not without trying really hard anyway.
l.. l tried.. l tried hard.
Not hard enough.
What do we do now?
l'm sorry guys.
lt's not your fault.
No, it's my fault.
l lost the map dude.
Chill dude, it happens.
So, we won't tell anybody about this right?
Of course not.
So we go home?
Seems like the best option.
Wait, wait, wait. Turn that damn thing off.
Listen...
Yeah, dude. Can you hear it? lt's the party. Let's go.
Yeah, it is!
So, now what?
Want to dance?
Yeah, me neither.
Listen, you wait here, l'll be back with a proper solution.
What are you doing?
l'll figure it out.
Reena! Reena!
Whose?
Open the gate! Watchman, open open!
Open the gate we're here!
Raj! There you are! l really screamed at those girls!
They make everything a joke!
You are alright, aren't you?
Oh no! Your portfolio! The whole thing is spoiled!
Anyway, it was not at all good.
l'll get a new one made. Come on, let's go. - No, sir.
What happened, Rajinder? Are you still sulking?
We will get you a drink, come on. - No, sir.
What happened, are you still upset?
l am sorry, BJ-ji, forgive me.
What happened, Rajinder?
That.. if l become a model, then too it's okay..
..and if l don't become one, then too it's okay.
Why are you talking like that?
l told you, l will get it done.
l will make you a great model. Let's just..
Please, sir. - lt was a joke, Rajinder.
l don't understand your talks..
..and neither do l want to understand them.
l did not do anything. - Please..
Sir.
How is your hand?
Listen..
l'm sorry.
l acted like an ass.
So did l. - No!
lt was my fault. - lt's okay.
No, wait. let me finish.
l was drunk!
Confused! And totally stupid. - Me too.
And.. l don't want things to end this way.
Nothing has ended. Things have changed, that's all.
We have moved on. Both of us!
And it's no body's fault.
l don't want to lose you, Shreya.
Not like this! Not now!
You are not. l'm not going anywhere.
You are important to me, Shreya.
l think you should know that.
And l know l've screwed up! So many times!
But what l really want is just one more chance.
Because l know l can make this work.
Will you.. give me one more chance?
You screw up one more time.. and l'll kill you.
Hey, Piya! Hi!
Bunny, remember?
Mohito and all. - Yeah!
Hi!
Can l buy you a drink?
They are free. - Yeah!
They are free.
Thanks.
What are you smiling at? - Nothing.
Another one bites the dust.
Hi! Dance?
Come it will be fun!
No. - Come. - No, madam, no madam. - Come.
The music is really nice, come.
This is the hot youth!
Want to go for the party.
This is the hot youth!
" A new day has come, the morning is here."
"Last night there was moonlight..
..now we have to settle in the brightness."
" A new day has come, the morning is here."
"Last night there was moonlight..
..now we have to settle in the brightness."
"The brightness has smiled."
"The darkness is sleeping."
"The beautiful weather has arrived."
"The happiness has come to settle down."
" A new morning, a new night."
"With a new hope we make a new start."
" A new feeling has come up."
"On having your company."
"The moment has stopped, now no one is alone."
" A new morning, a new night."
"With a new hope we make a new start."
"We have got a new strength..
..when the night has passed by."
"The beautiful weather has arrived."
"The happiness has come to settle down."
" A new morning, a new night."
"With a new hope we make a new start."
For more infomation >> Denzel Washington Wonders Where Exactly Drake Tattooed His Face - Duration: 4:41. 
For more infomation >> Denzel Washington's Afro Drew Questlove Comparisons - Duration: 2:39. 
For more infomation >> Fred Armisen is Revolutionizing the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade - Duration: 2:10. 
For more infomation >> Michael Nagler: "The Search for a Nonviolent Future" | Talks at Google - Duration: 55:03. 
For more infomation >> The Developer Show (TL;DR 090) - Duration: 3:14. 
For more infomation >> Our inspirations - Abenn : Cool Glasses Talk #1 - Duration: 5:55. 
For more infomation >> Sebastian Junger: "Tribe: On Homecoming and Belonging" | Talks at Google - Duration: 1:04:48. 
Không có nhận xét nào:
Đăng nhận xét