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- [Narrator] Do Fourth of July fireworks

cause your dog to have a full-blown panic attack?

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That Your Dog Can Listen To During Fourth of July Fireworks

That Won't Make Him Freak Out,

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- [Announcer] Favorite squeaky hedgehog toy

that you threw out because it was filthy,

gross and smelled like anal glands.

Owner coming home from work.

- [Owner] Uh, so tired. Today was garbage.

(door squeaking)

Can't wait to to give myself a foot bath.

- [Narrator] Daily praise and affirmation.

- Whose a good little boy! - Good boy!

- [Woman] Oh, mama loves her little baby.

- [Man] Good girl.

- [Announcer] Is your dog ready

for fourth of July fireworks to sound better than ever?

Put some headphones on that dog

and watch those explosions in the sky

while Sparky hears the sound of...

- [Narrator] Delicious, juicy sausages

simmering on the grill. (sizzling)

Sausages falling off the grill and hitting the ground.

- [Woman] Crap, I dropped my wiener.

- [Narrator] Other dogs that want to play.

Bouncing tennis balls. (rubber smacking)

- [Announcer] Now That's What I Call Sounds

That Your Dog Can Listen To During Fourth Of July Fireworks

That Won't Make Him Freak Out was tested

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- [Narrator] Mailman getting mauled.

- [Mailman] No, no, stop it, okay,

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- [Narrator] Owners deciding not to neuter

or spay in the last minute.

- [Woman] Honey, I don't know about spaying the dog.

- [Man] Oh, I'm so glad you said something.

Let's just not do it.

- [Woman] Yeah, what if we want him to have puppies one day?

- [Man] That would be wonderful.

- [Woman] Okay, great, cancel the appointment.

- [Narrator] Rug being vacuumed and ready for butt dragging.

- [Woman] I'm done vacuuming, kids.

Will you keep the dog off the carpet?

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- [Narrator] Raccoons Fornicating on a Pile of Trash,

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Canticos 'El Barquito Chiquitito' ⛵ Sing-Along Nursery Rhyme Music Video | Nick Jr. Song - Duration: 2:28.

Canticos!

¡Vamos a cantar!

[bostezando]

Oh, yes!

Sí, señor.

¡El pollito Ricky nunca se rinde!

[música tocando]

¡Otra vez!

Again?

In English!

Oh, yes!

Sí, señor.

Ricky chickie never gives up!

[music playing]

Canticos!

Pon una canción en tu corazón.

[music playing]

You can watch more Canticos in the free Nick Jr. app!

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Top 5 Fireworks Celebrations in the Super Mario Series (Happy 4th of July!) - Duration: 6:32.

Happy Independence Day, America!

All over the country, Americans will be celebrating the holiday with BBQs, hot dogs, and of course

lots and lots and lots of Fireworks--yep, Americans sure do love their fireworks, spending

more than $800 million dollars on them every Fourth of July.

And as it turns out, Mario loves them too.

Or a least it seems that way, because that $800 million dollar figure might only be matched

by the Mushroom Kingdom's pyrotechnic obsession, with how often they appear in all kinds of

Mario games.

Whether as an end-of-level bonus starting with the original Super Mario Bros. or as

a reward for finishing a galaxy-spanning adventure, or just as a freaking awesome backdrop for

a race, the Mushroom Kingdom truly spared no expense when it comes to fireworks.

Which is awfully fitting given that Mario's pretty damn American himself: I mean, a slightly

overweight blue-collar everyman who hails from Brooklyn, New York--yes, New York--you

hear me Yoshi's Island?!

How else do you explain this outfit?

So what better way to celebrate the Fourth of July than by taking a look at, what I consider

to be, the five best firework displays across the entire Mario series--including spin-offs?

Let's get to it.

Even though fireworks have been a part of the Mario since the original Super Mario Bros,

it wasn't until the RPG games where they really began to take on a life of their own--generally

as part of an epic parade that closed out each of the games.

And Super Mario RPG got things off to a crackling start, allowing you to even buy fireworks

during the adventure in order to enhance the firework display at the end of the game!

How cool is that?!

Well, not quite cool enough to make #5 on our list...

Because even though the firework shows have grown more impressive throughout the series--it's

the original Mario RPG sequel, Paper Mario on Nintendo 64, that delivers the most memorable

one.

Like before, it comes at the end of the adventure--after a long journey around the world to defeat

Bowser and rescue the 7 Star Spirits, it's time to kick back, relax and enjoy the festivities--which

includes an exceptional parade!

But it's when the final float rolls up and Mario & Peach disembark that truly makes this

scene something special--as they quietly head off to take in the fireworks by themselves,

together, from the comfort of Mario's porch.

It's almost a little romantic--by Mario standards at least.

And the fact that the scene continues indefinitely--ending only when you hit the power button--adds a

bittersweet finality to the experience.

What if every night was the fourth of July?

Well that might just be the case in Mario Kart 8's version of Rainbow Road 64, where

every race makes you feel part of an epic celebration, in which a colorful track winds

over a nightfallen city and a sparkling flying train races alongside you--all within the

confines of an awe-inspiring pyrotechnic display, that includes fireworks shaped like the Mushroom

Kingdom's most famous icons.

Yeah, and you thought Disney's firework shows were expensive.

Super Mario 3D World open with a bang...a whole lot of them, as Mario and the gang enjoy

some festivities.

Of course, it's not long before Bowser appears and brings the show to a grinding halt.

But it's this exact reason that makes his eventual demise all the sweeter--because after

chasing Cat Bowser up The Great Tower against a backdrop of fireworks, it's up to Mario

to set off the show stopping finale.

Turning Cat Bowser into a firework is almost a little too purrfect, isn't it?

It's certainly the Cat's Meow when it comes to pyrotechnica!

Baseball games are often known for their fireworks displays, so it probably shouldn't come

as much of a surprise that Mario Super Sluggers's ending offers one of the most grandiose firework

demonstrations in the entire Mario series, and even lets the cast take part by batting--or

punching--firework Bob-ombs into the night sky.

It's a display so impressive that even Bowser sets aside his differences in order to enjoy

the show--while also thwarting a sabotage attempt by Wario & Waluigi.

Which results in them getting a front-row seat ticket to the single largest firework

in Mario history.

But for as impressive as it is, it couldn't quite top our next pick...

Yeah, come on--you had to know there was no way the New Donk City festival wouldn't

be #1?!

I mean, it's an entire old-school themed level that celebrates Mario's heritage from

within a beautiful city-wide fireworks show--and it's all set to the series very first song

with actual lyrics that's sung by the other human Mario character as old as he is: Pauline.

Now sure, the fireworks, in isolation, are pretty standard.

But it's the scale and breadth of the entire playable sequence that truly impresses--with

every facet working together to elevate the entire thing to Superstar status.

And the fact that it shares so much thematically with Independence Day is just the icing on

the cake.

Just as the 4th of July celebrates the birth of a nation, the New Donk City festival celebrates

the birth of an icon.

Then there's the fact that the New Donk City festival takes place roughly halfway

through the game--just as the 4th of July is about halfway through the year.

And finally, this sequence might as well be set in the United States with how New Donk

City is effectively New York City.

The New Donk City festival is not only the best fireworks show in the Mario series--but

one of the most memorable scenes in Mario history, period.

So there you have it!

Our Top 5 Firework Shows across the Mario series.

But what do you have any other favorites?

Let us know by posting in the comments below.

And with that, thanks for watching and make sure to subscribe to GameXplain for more on

Mario--and everything Nintendo.

And happy Independence Day!

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The Best Songs of 2018... So Far - Duration: 5:21.

What up guys, Frazier here for Complex News.

It's been a fantastic year for albums and, by that token, and even better year for songs

arguably.

Every great project yielded a litany of equally amazing songs that stand on their own.

And of course there were loosies or singles that haven't found a home yet but still

bang nonetheless.

Somehow, the Complex brain trust managed to get that number down to just 50, but here

we'll skip ahead to the top 10.

NUMBER 10

Childish Gambino "This Is America"

It's impossible to unglue the visceral message behind the video of Childish Gambino's "This

is America."

It sticks to the forefront of your consciousness.

The song and the video are inextricable but while the visual will always be the leading

source of the song's power, the actual track holds its own without images of Gambino striking

poses and committing striking violence.

His beat, co-produced with longtime collaborator Ludwig Goranson, still bangs, and the flavorful

insertions of a cavalcade of popular rappers makes the song feel that much more alive.

Number9

Cardi B "I Like it"

A knockout track from an album full of standouts, "I Like It" arrested everyone's attention

for how it pays homage to Cardi's ethnicity, thanks to its interpolation of the '60s classic

"I Like It Like That" from Puerto Rican singer Pete Rodriguez.

Latin stars Bad Bunny and J Balvin join the sweltering summer party with verses entirely

in Spanish, but you don't have to know the language to feel the exuberant, proud, braggadocious

spirit of the song.

Basically, it's saying, we in our bag.

That "I Like It" draws from such a widely known, beloved song makes it all the more

accessible, which is why you can expect to hear this one blasting from speakers everywhere

all summer long.

Four hit singles in, Cardi's debut album continues to deliver.

Number 8

DRAKE GOD'S PLAN

After being, in his own words, gone since July to a point where we were all treating

it as if he died, Drizzy came back in a big way with what would go one to be one of his

most titanic hits to date.

It's impressive that the only person he's knocking out of No. 1 is himself, all these

years into his run (more on that later).

The beauty of Drake is the ease with which he does it.

"My bed and my mama I'm sorry" is IG caption catnip, and the melodies are perfectly

suited for drunken off-key sing-a-longs.

This song could've easily been a loosie toss-off, now it's guaranteed to be the

ace in his tracklist to give Scorpion monster first-week numbers.

NUMBER 7

PUSHA-T IF YOU KNOW YOU KNOW

Pusha wasted no time hitting us on the head with DAYTONA's intro track.

"If You Know You Know" features classic Pusha bars that'll make suburban kids run

to the Genius annotation section to give their recent Googles some street cred.

Little do they know, only those in the know can truly appreciate the game Push is droppin'

on this thing.

His raps about cats mentioning old prices to sound cool, consignment, stashing the work

in car doors, and dealers gambling on the sidelines of street basketball games might

go over some heads.

But if you know, you know.

NUMBER 6

BLOCBOY JB FT DRAKE LOOK ALIVE

It's such a cliché at this point, but it still bears saying: Drake does have a habit

of certifying artists via features.

That's not to say that Memphis' BlocBoy JB didn't have a name before "Look Alive," but

this banger definitely turned into a moment, and lead to BlocBoy collaborating with a number

of established artists.

One listen to this infectious banger and you'll be perfecting your "shoot" dance.

NUMBER 5

POST MALONE FT TY DOLLA SIGN "PSYCHO"

It shouldn't work as well as it does.

Post Malone is the premier producer of slickly produced pop rap.

His music is largely devoid of edge, heart, and purpose, but that's grown to be its

appeal.

Take this Ty Dolla Sign collab.

It ambles along with a melody that feels immediately familiar and lazy lyrics that don't deviate

from Post's usual subject matter of conspicuous consumption of substances, money, and women.

Again, none of this should work.

But with a buoyant beat that grants just enough space for Post to do his best Ty impression

and for Ty to lend it the credence needed to not feel like a blatant rip-off, it does.

It works perfectly.

NUMBER 4

Pusha-t the story of adidon

This song will forever be a moment in rap's history.

This will be a new way to tell the David vs. Goliath story to the youths.

Pusha-T has always been the "real" rap darling, the street rapper who was able to

crossover and shine on big records.

He's also been baiting Drake for about seven years and "the Boy" finally bit in hopes

of ruining Push's album rollout.

Well, it fucking backfired and Drake ended up writing a press release instead of a response.

All this after he milked the Meek Mill thing for all it was worth.

It's not fun when you're on the other side of a very public L, is it?

Number 3

Jay Rock, Kendrick Lamar, Future King's Dead

On a soundtrack stacked with hits, on a collab stacked with shooters, "King's Dead"

takes the cake thanks to Future's bananas bridge.

Depraved Future is the best Future and he's never truer to form than when he's detailing

the things he's freaked and interpolating Juicy J as he manically rasps, "La di da

di da, slob on me knob."

The perverted nursery rhyme instantly spawned unsavory memes; the only thing close to that

savage is the beat that Jay Rock meticulously weaves and bobs between.

The song's second shift feels like a nosedive into an underworld where Kendrick is violently

rapping for his life.

NUMBER 2

SWAE LEE FT YOUNG THUG OFFSHORE

As soon as Young Thug opens "Offshore" with his best Percy Sledge impression, you know

it's going down.

The best track off of Swaecation/SR3MM is also one of the best of the year so far, because

it presents a platform for two of hip-hop's unconventional singers to show and prove why

they're elite.

It's just as much Thugger's song as it is Swae Lee's, but that's not a bad thing: it

speaks to Swae's willingness to share the spotlight.

The two voices weave in and out of one another, floating over a simple but evocative 808 that

makes it the perfect candidate for the whip test.

If you haven't already, find a car, put this on repeat, and ride off into a summer sunset.

NUMBER 1

DRAKE NICE FOR WHAT

The bounciest, most feel-good song of 2018 thus far, "Nice For What" just feels special.

Maybe it's the star-studded music video, directed by the immensely talented Karena

Evans.

Maybe it's that Lauryn Hill sample, which includes the beautiful slices of Ex-Factor.

" Drake gave us a summer banger that simultaneously helps us put men in their place and signal

to our friends that it's time to report to the dance floor.

So, go to complex dot com to see the full 50 and let us know what you think of our picks

and ranking in the comments, where we'll pretend to care.

For Complex, I'm Frazier.

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Married at First Sight: Molly's Marriage Is Over (Season 6, Episode 15) | Lifetime - Duration: 3:38.

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Why Does EVERYONE Want To Smash 'Love & Hip Hop' Star Yandy Smith? | 50 Central - Duration: 3:20.

- All right, guys.

Harlem, we're out here, and I'm chillin' with--

- Daniel. - --Daniel.

We're going to play a game.

It's called Smash, Marry or Kill.

I'm going to name three celebrities, you're

going to tell me who--which one you'd smash,

which one you'd marry, which one you'd kill.

- DANIEL: All right. - So, we have Beyoncé.

- Okay. - Yandy Smith and Taylor Swift.

- Marry Beyoncé, smash Yandy Smith,

kill Taylor Swift. - [buzzer bleeping]

- Really?

Okay, so why would you marry Beyoncé?

- She just seems like such a respectable woman.

- Yeah. - And she's a great, talent--

- But what about Jay-Z?

- I don't have to think about Jay-Z.

It's smash, marry, kill. - [laughs]

He says Jay-Z is not his problem, okay?

He might have 99 problems, but Jay-Z ain't one.

Okay, so you'd smash Yandy. Why?

- She's very attractive.

- And you'd kill Taylor Swift? - Yeah.

- Why?

Everybody loves Taylor Swift.

Nicki Minaj. - Uh-huh.

- Yandy Smith. - Mmhm.

- And Black Chyna.

- Off the rip, Nicki Minaj I'm marrying. Bad.

Black Chyna I would smash. - Okay.

- 'Cause we don't know the situation.

I'm not getting Rob Kardashian. - Right.

And you have to kill somebody.

- Oh, damn.

I don't want to kill Yandy, but I guess she's my only choice.

I have to kill Yandy. I'm sorry. - [buzzer bleeping]

- Yandy, I love you. Harlem up.

- Wendy Williams. - [laughing]

- Yandy Smith and Amber Rose.

- Okay. Kill Wendy Williams. - [buzzer bleeping]

- Why? - She came for Whitney Houston.

That wasn't cool. - Ah.

- I would smash Yandy.

Yandy actually graduated from the high school

I graduated from. - Really?

- I would marry Amber Rose, 'cause I love her.

- Yeah, but what about 21 Savage?

You know he said he'll kill for her, right?

- Uh...yeah. - Yeah? Even still?

Oh well, 21.

We have La La Anthony. - Okay.

- Yandy Smith and Rihanna.

- I'd smash Rihanna. - [bell dinging]

- I'd marry La La. - Okay.

- And I'd kill Yandy.

- You'd kill Yandy?

- Yeah. I don't really-- - She's from Harlem!

- I didn't who she was until "Love & Hip Hop."

- But she's beautiful. - She all right.

- If you had the chance to tell Yandy, would you tell her

you'd smash her? - DANIEL: Sure.

- Oh, so you think you could take all of this, huh?

You think you can take all of this, huh?

- I could try.

- Whoo!

Damn, you would kill me? - Yeah. No, it's not personal.

It's not personal.

- I'm dead to you right now.

- You--you not dead. - I would die--

- I didn't even know who-- - Damn! We from Harlem.

- It's not--it's not personal.

- Damn!

- Oh shoot! - YANDY: Damn, homie!

And you from Harlem, and you goin' kill me?

- I tried to-- - But why I gotta die?

- I tried to tell her though.

- I can't even--I gotta die? - I said I love Yancy,

I'm sorry. - I heard you say that.

But then in the same breath you said...

but I gotta kill her.

- Now if Yandy came up here right now and asked you

if you wanted to smash, what would you say?

- Absolutely gonna freeze up. - Really?

- I'm just running away. - What?

You just want to smash me? - Oh!

- [laughing]

- YANDY: That's it?

And you just want to smash me?

- You looking like some heat today, you gotta chill.

- This is what you wanna do to me?

- I need a hug.

- You could have married me. - Yeah.

- You could have killed me. - Yeah.

- But you just want to lay me down and smash me?

- Don't make it sound negative. - When you put it like that.

- All right, ya'll.

"50 Central," we are here, smash, marry, kill.

Group hug. - Yay!

- You're a great sport.

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Charlamagne's 'Donkey Of the Day'-ish PRANK Goes Too Far | 50 Central - Duration: 4:35.

- I got my man Charlamagne Tha God

here with me today.

And we about to prank these people.

We got their cable bills, we got their phone bills,

we got the gas bills.

- And today I'm playing the worst customer service rep ever.

And I'm going to get that [bleep] money by any means.

Hello. Customer service.

- My wife just got an email--

- And it seems like there's, like, extra charges.

- CHARLAMAGNE: Yes, it shows that you have a total

of current charges of $1,025.50.

How would you like to pay that today?

- In regards to that charge, where is that coming from?

- Well, it comes from you using gas in your house, ma'am.

You cook, don't you?

- I don't need you to get smart with me, first of all.

- Have you been using a lot of your data this month, sir?

Sir, please. Let's not get hostile, sir.

Were you buying movies maybe?

I don't know. - No.

- It's that god damn "Game of Thrones," isn't it?

- No.

- Can I have your--your name?

- My name is Dees.

You want my last name? - Yes.

- N-U-T-Z.

- Oh. That's funny.

- Ma'am, are you college educated?

- I am a college graduate, thank you.

With a computer science major.

I'm not working for an electric company, unlike you.

- You talk to me like that again,

I will put a curse on your edges.

- Your mama probably ain't got no God damn edges.

- When you said that line about her edges,

she damn-near touched her head. - [laughing]

Would you like to talk to my supervisor?

- Yes. I would love to talk to your supervisor.

- She think she cute though.

Yeah, some old fake bad and boujee [bleep] on the phone

talking about she don't want to pay her bill.

It's this silly ass girl on the phone.

I don't know what the [bleep] is her problem.

- If you don't like your job, quit [bleep].

- Did she just call me [bleep]?

- She did just say [bleep].

- Let me put you on hold for one second.

- What you mean put me on hold?

- Marty, we got one of these crazy Trump supporters

on the phone, this guy's going [bleep].

- Excuse me?

- Probably a broke-ass Trump supporter.

- CHARLAMAGNE: Now, we can make this money probably go away

if you're willing to do

a little something strange for some change.

A little ass for some gas?

- I would not [bleep] to get this gas.

- You wanna show me what that mouth do though

and maybe we can make this bill go away?

- [bleep], we need to find out who that guy was.

- [laughing]

- You sound like Charlamagne Tha God.

Has anybody ever told you that?

- I don't even know who that is.

- How are you from New York and you don't know who that is?

- Oh, I have heard of him. He's ugly, but I'm good looking.

- Calling you back. Just talk.

- Ma'am, maybe we got off on the wrong foot.

- I'm sorry, I will not talk to you.

- Is English your first language?

- May I please speak to a supervisor or a manager?

- Yo necesito...and 50 cents.

- [laughing]

- You want to pay [bleep] bill in full?

- This guy is cursing me on the phone.

I don't even want to talk to him.

- Don't hang up. I'm gonna hang up.

You think I deserve to be talked to like that?

- I will send somebody to you and slap the shit out of you

for talking-- - Know what? [bleep] you.

Guy's an [bleep].

- [laughing]

- I'm going to put my manager on the phone, okay?

- Yes. Thank you.

- The employee just told me that you called him [bleep].

- No. He called me a stupid, silly bitch.

- Ma'am, is English your first language?

- Jesus Christ. I'm not doing this shit.

- [phone ringing]

- Hello?

- I don't know who the [bleep] you think

you playin' with, but we will send a customer--

- How the [bleep] did you get my phone number?

Well, you better hope that I never find out who this is

because I will kill you. - We can arrange that, sir.

- You know what? [bleep] you!

I'm not answering the phone. - [bleep].

- Pick it up.

- Hello?

- Yes, this is Customer Service.

- How did you get my number?

Girl, I think he's in your phone right now.

So you need to lock that number.

I'm going to call my brother and ask him what to do.

- Call her brother?

- A, you're going to pay us all [bleep] money in full,

or, B, we going to come see you. - Bru, come see me then.

- Hey, excuse me!

I am Customer Service and this [bleep] right here

doesn't pay his God damn bill.

She's been watching too much "Game of Thrones,"

and he's on "50 Central" on BET.

- [crowd cheering]

- If you turn around, you'll see an icon in 50 Cents.

- [laughing]

- You're really live.

You're on TV, and your girl just got you. Alright?

- [laughing] [bleep].

- --"I have to phone my brother."

- And you know, I want you to know that you're on 50 Central--

- I knew it was you! - --BET Central right now.

- I knew it! I knew it!

- I love "Power." That's my show.

- You just got got on "50 Central," man.

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Cedric The Entertainment Goes After 50 Cent For FAKE Lyrics | 50 Central - Duration: 4:57.

- ♪

- All right.

"Raindrops and drop tops."

- Terrence Durell, or T, as I like to call him...

when he's not around,

is the best rap claims adjustor in the country.

Maybe in the world.

- Not now, Darren.

I'm talking out some of the best of them.

Puff Daddy and "You Can't Hold Me Down."

He makes a claim that he's young, rich,

and he's famous with money hanging out the anus.

Well I'm--I looked up his proctologist, and we didn't

find any--any money hanging out of his anus.

Not a coin, not a bill, not even a Mexican peso.

And everybody's had a Mexican peso up their ass. [laughing]

Am I right? Am I right about this?

Of course they have.

I've been to Tijuana.

Come on, follow me in.

Right here in my offices today--

Hello, gentlemen.

--we've got a big one.

We have been trying to get you in here

for quite some time now, Mr. Cent.

So, how are you?

- I'd be better if didn't have to be here.

- Do you know who this man is?

He has ended careers because of fraudulent claims like this.

Okay? DMX.

- X is not giving it to anyone.

- Career dead. In the gutter.

- Coolio. - "Gangsta's Paradise."

- Outta here.

Let's not talk about Tone-Loc.

"Funky Cold Medina."

- JANET: Was it every funky? - TERRENCE: Or cold?

- JANET: And a Medina?

- Actually, he was lukewarm Merlot.

- Merlot. Switched it around.

- Uh-huh. - Definitely a Merlot.

- You want to know the big one I got?

- What was the big one?

- Ja Rule. - Oh!

- Smoked him. - Holla!

- Where are you, buddy? - Smoked him.

- TERRENCE: That was me. All me.

- You didn't take Ja down. 50 did.

- I do kind of remember a little beef

that happened with those guys.

- We're not gonna claim that one anyway.

- Well not quite that.

But, you know--you know what I'm sayin'.

- Can we move on?

- All right, "Just a Little Bit."

You say, "All I need is a little bit".

- Just a little bit.

- Not a lot. Just a little.

But when you get to the other part,

"Don't try to [bleep] tonight.

Clothes off, face down, ass up." Come on!

That's not a little bit, Mr. Cent.

- So what, man?

You know what I'm sayin'.

- I don't.

- You say you want a little bit,

then when she wants to give you a little bit,

then you can enjoy it a lot.

- I know what you're sayin'. So, she changes the narrative.

I don't see her words in here. - Mr. Cent--

- Is this some kind of uh...duet?

Maybe you could have got Lil' Kim or somebody.

Nicki Minaj would like a lot, I'm sure.

- Sure. - I would imagine.

- Just let me put the tip in.

Just let me put the tip in. - Whoa, ho, ho.

- Oh, ho, ho. - This guy's good.

- He is. - Because I've done it.

- Hold on, that is copyright infringement right there.

That's copyright infringement.

- I'm going to have to run this upstairs.

- I gotta get out of here. - Hey, hey. Whoa!

Whoa, whoa, whoa. One more song.

This is something that's been troubling me for some time now.

You make a claim in "Candy Shop" where you go,

"I...have a magic stick.

I'm the love doctor."

Very quickly, this stick of magic...

where is it?

Do you have it on you? - [laughing]

Are you serious?

- You don't have to answer that. - Sure. Sure he does, Robert.

You're claiming, somehow, to be

both a magician and a doctor.

Is there some kind of degrees?

Or we can check some institutions where you studied?

- No, no, no. I'm, look--

- Is this a medical doctor or is it a PhD?

Is this some kind of thing where you've written a thesis?

- It's not real magic, and I'm not a real doctor.

- Oh! Boom!

[laughing]

Come on. That one.

- No, no, no.

Look, my [bleep] is the magic stick.

- Oh. Well, that kind of caught me off guard.

So, when you-- - Yeah, I don't--

- So you're saying you're a doctor?

So you're doing prescriptions at this place?

"Here, take a little [bleep]

and go--go to your local pharmacy,

get your [bleep] prescription filled up.

- No, I was--you ever met a woman and she's really uptight

and is in a complete better state

following some [bleep]?

- Ah.

So, okay--so that--that claim is valid.

- So that is a go--okay.

So, maybe you got us on that one.

But, go ahead, Robert. Get your guy out of here.

- JANET: Thanks, Bob.

- TERRENCE: Appreciate you for coming in.

Tell Ghost and Tommy I said hey.

- [laughing]

- I'll tell them for you. - It is the same guy, right?

- Yes, that's him. - It's the same with the guy?

- From the show that you love. Yeah, that's him.

- Good, good, good.

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5 Places Where Gravity Doesn't Seem to Exist - Duration: 2:46.

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The Merchant of Death - Iron Man (2008) HD - Duration: 3:59.

Work it! Come on!

- We should just stay till the morning. - You are unbelievable.

- Oh, no! Did they rope you into this? - Nobody roped me into anything!

- I'm so sorry. - But they told me that

if I presented you with an award, you'd be deeply honored.

Of course I'd be deeply honored. And it's you, that's great.

- So when do we do it? - It's right here.

- Here you go. - There it is. That was easy.

- I'm so sorry. - Yeah, it's okay.

Wow! Would you look at that? That's something else.

I don't have any of those floating around.

We're gonna let it ride!

Give me a hand, will you? Give me a little something-something.

Okay, you, too.

- I don't blow on a man's dice. - Come on, honey bear.

There it is. Lieutenant Colonel Rhodes rolls! And...

Two craps. Line away.

- That's what happens. - Worse things have happened.

I think we're gonna be fine. Color me up, will you?

- This is where I exit. - All right.

Tomorrow, don't be late.

- Yeah, you can count on it. - I'm serious!

I know, I know.

Render unto Caesar that which is Caesar's. There you go.

Mr. Stark! Excuse me, Mr. Stark!

Christine Everhart, Vanity Fair magazine.

Can I ask you a couple of questions?

- She's cute. - She's all right?

- Hi. - Hi.

- Yeah. Okay, go. - It's okay?

You've been called the da Vinci of our time.

- What do you say to that? - Absolutely ridiculous. I don't paint.

And what do you say to your other nickname?

"The Merchant of Death"?

That's not bad.

- Let me guess. Berkeley? - Brown, actually.

Well, Ms. Brown,

it's an imperfect world, but it's the only one we've got.

I guarantee you, the day weapons are no longer needed to keep the peace,

I'll start making bricks and beams for baby hospitals.

Rehearse that much?

Every night in front of the mirror before bedtime.

- I can see that. - I'd like to show you first-hand.

All I want is a serious answer.

Okay, here's serious. My old man had a philosophy,

"Peace means having a bigger stick than the other guy."

That's a great line coming from the guy selling the sticks.

My father helped defeat the Nazis. He worked on the Manhattan Project.

A lot of people, including your professors at Brown,

would call that being a hero.

And a lot of people would also call that war profiteering.

Tell me, do you plan to report on the millions we've saved

by advancing medical technology

or kept from starvation with our intelli-crops?

All those breakthroughs, military funding, honey.

You ever lose an hour of sleep your whole life?

I'd be prepared to lose a few with you.

Good morning. It's 7:00 a.m.

The weather in Malibu is 72 degrees with scattered clouds.

The surf conditions are fair with waist-to-shoulder high lines.

High tide will be at 10:52 a.m.

Tony?

Hey, Tony?

You are not authorized to access this area.

- Jesus. - That's Jarvis. He runs the house.

I've got your clothes here. They've been dry-cleaned and pressed,

and there's a car waiting for you outside

that will take you anywhere you'd like to go.

- You must be the famous Pepper Potts. - Indeed I am.

After all these years, Tony still has you picking up the dry-cleaning.

I do anything and everything that Mr. Stark requires,

including, occasionally, taking out the trash.

Will that be all?

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A Diehard Mac User Switched To Windows — Here's What They Thought - Duration: 3:28.

- I've been a Mac user for over 15 years.

I hated PCs.

They came loaded with a bunch of software

that slowed down my machine,

and they caught viruses way too easily.

- Last year there were 114 thousand known viruses for PCs.

- PCs, but not Macs.

- [Steve] Then I discovered the Mac.

And it had everything the PC didn't.

But lately, I've grown frustrated with the Mac lineup.

And while Apple has let its Mac lineup stagnate,

Windows 10 computers have gotten really good.

So I decided to make the switch back for a few days

and tested Huawei's new Matebook X Pro.

Which runs Windows 10 and starts at about $1200.

Some have called it the best laptop you can buy.

And guess what, Windows is actually really great.

And I may even like it better than my Mac.

Windows 8 tried to be two operating systems in one.

One for desktop and one for mobile.

And it failed at both.

It even got rid of Windows' iconic Start menu.

But Windows 10 reversed a lot of those mistakes.

The Start menu's back and it works great on the desktop.

Windows 10 comes with Cortana.

The Microsoft Digital Assistant.

It can dig through files on your computer

and even search the web.

It's almost as good as Google Search.

Windows 10 also has a lot more hardware options.

You only have a few options when it comes to the Mac

and they all come with terrible trade-offs.

But the Windows 10 hardware ecosystem

has something for everyone.

2-in-1's, convertibles, tablets, regular laptops,

and everything in between.

It let's you work the way you want to work.

Windows 10 machines make the MacBook lineup

look pretty outdated.

Then there's touch,

which I think is the key advantage to Windows 10.

Many, if not, most Windows 10 PCs

have built in touch screen controls.

Apple has refused to put touch screens on its Macs,

even though people love to use them.

Next, there's price.

Windows 10 computers range from a couple hundred

to a few thousand bucks.

You're always gonna find something within your price range.

But regardless of which Mac you choose,

you can always expect to spend at least a thousand bucks.

The MateBook X Pro I've been testing,

is the perfect example of everything Windows 10 does right.

This thing has it all.

There's a gorgeous touchscreen with minimal bezels.

And unlike MacBooks, it doesn't compromise on ports.

There's the new USB-C and the classic standard USB.

So you don't have to worry about buying dongles

to plug in all your accessories.

Then there's the beautiful design,

clever hidden webcam,

fingerprint sensor,

all in a tight package.

It looks great.

If you had told me five years ago,

that a Windows laptop would have all of these features,

I never would've believed you.

So what if you also want to make the switch.

It's actually pretty easy.

Today, most programs store all their stuff in the cloud.

So things like Slack and Gmail

and your web browser's bookmarks all sync up,

no matter what machine you're using.

Of course, there are some drawbacks to Windows 10.

Windows 10 tablets are pretty bad.

The app selection isn't nearly as good as it is on the iPad

and if you just want a tablet,

you're better off with the iPad instead.

It can also be tough to switch over if you're already

using Apple services like iCloud, iMessage, and Notes.

That data can be pretty hard to port over to a Windows PC.

But overall, the Windows 10 ecosystem is superb.

And at a time when the Mac isn't showing

any sign of improvement,

Windows 10 has never looked better.

It's a tongue twister, the Mate-

- [Producer] Remember when it was just IBM ThinkPad?

- Yeah really or just MacBook.

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MASTER THE GAME – Talking Tom Jetski 2 | Gameplay Tips and Tricks - Duration: 1:35.

Hey Jetskiers, what's up?

Practice makes perfect, but to be a real jetski superstar, you also need to upgrade your gear!

That's why it's important to always check your chest screen for coins and upgrades.

Chests take time to unlock, and the better the chest, the longer it takes.

But if you can't wait, and you have diamonds to spare, you can unlock a chest instantly.

You can find all kinds of exciting Jetskis in the chests.

And when you've collected a few of them, you can always pick and choose the most useful one.

If the course is really rocky, the Pillow Power might help you make it through, as it

has the ability to resist one crash.

Ugh!

This Streamline jetski will go incredibly fast if you keep straight.

See?

Wooooah!

The Pirate Ship makes chests unlock faster.

And so on.

Every jetski has a unique feature.

And it gets even more exciting!

Some are really fun and interesting.

Chests will also give you additional upgrade cards to boost the speed or acceleration of

your jet-skis.

When your coin lot is big enough, build something and improve your beach house and its surroundings.

Once your construction is complete, a special one-on-one race unlocks, and winning that

race takes you to a whole new island, with exciting new obstacles and a new beach house

to build.

So much to do and so much to see, you'll never get bored!

Do you like Talking Tom Jetski2?

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Эволюция iOS: от Phone OS 1 до iOS 12 - Duration: 11:31.

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¡"El Dasa" confesó que quiere ser José Alfredo Jiménez! | Suelta La Sopa | Entretenimiento - Duration: 3:22.

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Sometimes You Gotta Run Before You Can Walk - Iron Man (2008) HD - Duration: 3:53.

- Jarvis, are you there? - At your service, sir.

- Engage Heads Up Display. - Check.

Import all preferences from home interface.

Will do, sir.

All right, what do you say?

I have indeed been uploaded, sir. We're online and ready.

Can we start the virtual walk-around?

Importing preferences and calibrating virtual environment.

Do a check on control surfaces.

As you wish.

Test complete. Preparing to power down and begin diagnostics.

Yeah. Tell you what. Do a weather and ATC check.

Start listening in on ground control.

Sir, there are still terabytes

of calculations needed before an actual flight is...

Jarvis! Sometimes you got to run before you can walk.

Ready? In three, two, one.

Handles like a dream.

All right, let's see what this thing can do.

What's SR-71 's record?

The altitude record for fixed wing flight is 85,000 feet, sir.

Records are made to be broken! Come on!

Sir, there is a potentially fatal buildup of ice occurring.

Keep going!

Higher!

We iced up, Jarvis! Deploy flaps! Jarvis!

Come on, we got to break the ice!

Kill power.

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BETTER TO AVOID THESE TYPE OF FOOD COMBINATIONS - ABC INFO - Duration: 2:25.

we have a public proverb the healthiest well that do to our busy lives we are

neglecting our when the health which will affect our future so here are three

combinations of food which can destroy your health while consuming so it is

better to avoid this type of combinations one milk with banana we all

know what are the benefits of drinking milk and eating banana but if you

combine these both it will disturb your digestion process and results in

different kinds of imbalances but taking these two separately will give you

maximum benefits so try to avoid this combo to what I know with meat some

people get crazy with this combination and loves a lot to have potato with mate

but as previous one this too will damage your health as it is heavy food

combination the starch contained in potato demands alkalotic digestive

fluids and the proteins from meat demands acidic one so when we consume

both at the same time they stuck together inside your stomach and can

bring disorders such as heartburn gas and others if you were trying this

better to quit from now 3 beer with nuts whenever we had parties in restaurants

we preferred salty nuts while drinking beer and we think it is a perfect

combination after knowing this fact you may change your thoughts high-salt foods

are not only unhealthy but also leads to dehydration as they contains sodium

while having nuts with beer it makes you more thirsty and you will drink as many

as beers drinking extra beers beyond the limits will surely affect your health so

if you still love this particular combination keep in water bottle or soda

with you whenever you feel thirsty you can

have them hope you like this video for some more interesting videos subscribe

to our channel if you know any combinations the damages of a health let

us know through your comments thank you for watching this video like and

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