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It's football season -- American football, that is.

That means that the nation's most popular sport will be streaming into millions of homes

and onto millions of screens around the country.

But people watching at home don't just see carbon-copies of the live game: They get graphics

-- everything from the score to the subtle yellow lines marking the next first down.

And whether you think graphics add to the game or distract from it, there's a lot

of cool, behind-the-scenes technology that goes into making them possible.

The simplest graphics in a football broadcast are the opaque ones, like the score and information

boxes that cover up whatever's on screen behind them.

Making those is pretty easy.

A computer just replaces pixels from the camera with pixels of the graphic, so that you see

the graphic instead of the original camera footage.

It's pretty simple technology, and there's a good chance the video editing software built

into your computer can do something like this.

But other graphics, like the yellow first-down lines you see stretched across the field,

are more complex.

If you're not familiar with American football, the first-down line is pretty straightforward.

The team on offense gets four plays, called downs, to move forward at least ten yards

from where they started.

If they can do it, the counter gets reset to the first down, and they have four more

tries to go another ten yards.

If they can't, the other team gets the ball, and a lot of people probably scream at their

television.

If you watch football on TV, you'll be used to a helpful yellow stripe showing the next

first-down line, which they project ten yards ahead of where the offensive team started.

It's easy to be fooled into thinking that the first-down line is actually down there

on the field, instead of added by computers, because it doesn't look or act like the

other graphics.

It runs perfectly parallel to the real lines that are painted on the field, and players

can even cross over the first-down line without turning yellow.

That line is so much more convincing because a lot more work goes into making it fit in.

The process actually starts long before the game does.

Before the season, companies make full, 3D measurements of every field in the league,

capturing every nook and cranny in a computer model.

Because fields might look flat, but they're all slightly higher in the center for easier

water drainage.

And just like any big, grassy area, every field also has its own unique little bumps

and ditches, like the famous bump near the old 10-yard line of Giants Stadium.

All that information gets fed into a model of the field, and it's that that determines

exactly where the first-down line graphics go -- and the exact shape they take.

Computers near the stadium have that model locked and loaded on gameday, ready to work

out where the next line on the field should be.

But knowing the location and shape of the line is only half the battle, because the

computer also has to figure out how that line should look on your screen, depending on where

the cameras are pointing.

Each TV camera has sensors that report where it is and what direction it's facing, so

the computers can work out how the line would look to each camera if the line were actually

down there on the field.

Then, the computers project the yellow line on top of the camera images.

But instead of just replacing any pixels with yellow, like they would've for simpler graphics,

they only replace certain colors.

Generally, colors like green and brown get replaced, since they're the kinds of colors

you'll find on a grassy field.

But other colors get left alone.

That way, the grass and dirt get replaced with a yellow stripe, but the players themselves

don't -- even if they walk across the line.

To avoid drawing over things like green uniforms, the set of colors to be replaced has to be

specific to each field and each game.

Which takes a lot of work and careful programming.

Some versions of the algorithm can also avoid covering up players by not drawing the first-down

line over any areas that have significantly changed since the last line was drawn -- like

where a player is now standing.

No matter which method they use, all that modeling and computation goes into each and

every one of the thirty frames of football streaming from the stadium to your home...

every second.

So whether you're a football fan or a digital modeling fan or a clever graphics fan, a football

broadcast probably has something for you -- even if you didn't realize it.

Thanks for watching this episode of SciShow!

You've probably heard all about athletes with lucky traditions or tokens they use before

the big game -- and it turns out they might actually help.

If you'd like to learn more about the self-fulfilling prophecy of luck, you can check out our episode

all about it over at SciShow Psych.

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How To Record Android Screen In 2018 Without Root - Duration: 1:53.

hi guys it,s HAZET here and welcome to a brand

new video on the channel so when this video I will show you guys how to record

your android screen and HD without rooting so let's get into the video okay

so at first you need to install an application

it's called AZ screen recorder so install it from the video description

but I have already install it so let's see how to use it okay so after you open

the app you will see the window something like this so first start the

recoating you have to just click on the record icon and it will start recoding

but for the best quality I recommend for do some settings so first click on the

setting button and this will show the setting window like this from here you

can change anything you want but for the best performance upgrade the regulation

framerate and also the bitrate to the highest settings and then go back to

home screen and now click on the record button after you will click on that your

recording will start after 3 seconds ok so now after start the recoating

whatever you will do that would be recorded so first stop the recoating

pull down the notification bar and click on this stop button and your recoding

will be saved to your gallery so this is how it works you can use this for

recording your display screen gameplay or any interesting thing for share in

your social medias are for uploading on youtube so guys thanks for watching the

video if you find the video helpful please do me a favor by like the video

and subscribe to my channel for more videos like this so IM has it and i will

see you on my next video peace

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Why 2017 Was the Year of LaVar Ball - Duration: 3:20.

For Complex News, I'm Pierce Simpson // Whether you love him or hate him, you have to agree

that LaVar Ball certainly knows how to make headlines.

The father of three emerged on the scene in late 2016 when his UCLA-starting son, Lonzo,

was wrecking havoc on the Pac-12.

With Lonzo leading the Bruins to prominence once again, LaVar started 2017 on fire with

a variety of hot-takes.

With that in mind, we're going to document some of his more entertaining moments of 2017.

For starters, LaVar spewed nothing but hot-takes to begin 2017 when he suggested that his son

Lonzo is a better player right now than two-time NBA MVP Stephen Curry.

Although Curry took the absurdity in stride, this statement certainly opened the door for

LaVar to continuously make headlines.

He would go-on to take shots at LeBron James, Joel Embiid and plenty of others around the

NBA.

While most of his headlines occurred prior to his son Lonzo ever being drafted by an

NBA team, LaVar seemed to be prophetic in willing his son to become a Los Angeles Laker.

With the number two overall pick, Magic Johnson and company made Lonzo their choice and the

Big Baller Brand reigned supreme in LA on draft night.

That triple-B brand was another LaVar Ball creation that shook up the landscape of sports

with LaVar seeking partnerships for Lonzo from the likes of Nike, adidas and Under Armour

rather than a sole endorsement.

The ZO2's would be released in May of 2017 and create yet another round of headlines

for the Ball family.

By the latter half of 2017, LaVar was sort of quiet to say the least, despite, you know,

an absurd appearance on WWE...

However, Lonzo was coming off of a dominating summer league performance and seemed poised

to have a breakout rookie season but by November things had taken a turn for the entire family.

LaMelo Ball was unceremoniously pulled from his High School Chino Hills and according

to LaVar Ball, would be home-schooled for his remaining two years of High School.

That move drew criticism from a variety of sports pundits...

However, that was merely the tip of the iceberg for LaVar when LiAngelo Ball was arrested

in China for shoplifting charges that paved the way for the incredible LaVar Ball vs.

Donald Trump saga.

Trump utilized his customary twitter fingers to take credit for the three UCLA players,

that included LiAngelo Ball's, freedom from Chinese persecution for their crimes.

While Trump was looking for a thank you, LaVar spewed back with:

"Who?!

"What was he over there for?

Don't tell me nothing.

Everybody wants to make it seem like he helped me out."

LaVar took things even further with this incredible guest appearance on CNN:

LaVar closed things off by wishing President Trump nothing but the best... in the only

way that LaVar could: theatrics

After that incredibly viral interview, LiAngelo and the other UCLA players made their way

to the states and ended up being indefinitely suspend by UCLA for their actions.

Of course, LaVar was not happy with the decision and subsequently pulled LiAngelo from UCLA

-- which paved the way for LaVar's ultimate plan: three sons playing professional basketball.

Both LiAngelo and 16-year old LaMelo shocked the sports world by inking a deal with a Lithuania

professional team.

Reports have stated that the team is run in a "unique" way.. with the coach having a reputation

of selling meat out of his trunk.

However, with 2017 coming to a close... is it safe to say that LaVar ball is the most

entertaining figure of the year?

From top to bottom he has kept us intrigued with bizarre quotes and headlines that make

Floyd Mayweather seem reserved.

Regardless, whether you love him or hate him, you're definitely paying attention to him.

But we want to see your thoughts... fire up the comments section and keep it locked to

Complex News by subscribing to us on YouTube.

For Complex News, I'm Pierce Simpson.

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Avengers Hot News!!! Guardians and Avengers Team Up in New Infinity War Promo Poster - Duration: 4:05.

with a new year approaching Marvel's infinity war is shaping up to be the

biggest hit of 2018 already topping two separate polls as the most anticipated

movie while it remains to be seen when the next trailer will drop a new promo

poster has been spotted in the wild which features several different Marvel

heroes many of whom aren't often seen together while it's not uncommon to find

Hulk Mark Ruffalo Iron Man Robert Downey jr. Black Widow Scarlett Johansson and

vision Paul Bettany hanging out this poster also features some relative

newcomers to the MCU such as spider-man Tom Holland and black panther chadwick

boseman along with two of the guardians of the galaxy star-lord Chris Pratt and

Gamora Zoe Saldana as diverse as this cross-section of Heroes is it's still

just a small portion of the MCU characters that will be featured in this

mass of ensemble directors Tony and Joe Russo made headlines last year when they

revealed that the movie will feature 67 different characters although they later

walked back that number still this movie will unite practically the entire Marvel

Cinematic Universe and every major character that has appeared thus far

will have a role in this epic superhero adventure although it still isn't clear

if any characters from the TV side of the MCU will be along for the ride we

recently learned from Marvel Studios President Kevin Feige that the first

five minutes of Avengers infinity war will be devastating adding that fans

will know why Thanos Josh Brolin is the biggest and baddest villain in the

history of the Marvel Cinematic Universe while the Marvel Studios president

wouldn't reveal how these opening moments will be devastating at least a

few of beloved MCU characters will be killed off right away which would be an

intriguing opening into this epic adventure who will be killed off won't

be answered until the movie hits theaters on May 4 2018 kicking off the

2018 summer movie season we reported yesterday that Thor's new

weapon in Avengers infinity war may have already been revealed thanks to leaked

Lego set photos while there is no indication that this weapon is actually

in the movie the Lego set photo features a large axe that is clearly John Jordan

from the Marvel Comics an axe that Thor Chris Hemsworth

actually used long before he wielded in Gilmer it was because Thor could not let

him deal nor after several attempts that he wielded John Jorn and used it as his

primary weapon this weapon change makes sense after hella cate blanchett

destroyed angela in thor ragnarok so the mighty Asgardian is in the market for a

new weapon as he gets ready to take on fellows aside from being named the most

anticipated 2018 movie in two separate polls the Avengers infinity war trailer

is the most watched trailer in the history of YouTube with 100 million one

hundred eighty two thousand nine hundred twenty one views besting the previous

record of 99 million nine hundred eighty-four thousand fifty four set by

the first full-length trailer for Star Wars The Force awakens it's possible

that Avengers infinity war could break the streak of three years in a row with

Star Wars movies topping the domestic charts since the controversial solo a

Star Wars story may not be able to put up the same numbers as its predecessors

2015 Star Wars The Force awakens 2016 s rogue one a Star Wars story in this

year's Star Wars the last Jedi

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BREAKING! Disgraced Markle REFUSES Queen's Demand! She's DONE! - Duration: 4:50.

BREAKING!

Disgraced Markle REFUSES Queen's Demand!

She's DONE!

DON'T PISS OFF THE QUEEN!

From the moment that Prince Harry announced his engagement to an Amercian "commoner"

and former actress Meghan Markle, the world wondered how this girl, seemingly plucked

from obscurity, would fit into the royal family.

She comes from a typical "messy" family dynamic, far from the prim and proper Royal

Palace.

She would have to work extra hard to impress the Queen since without her blessing, she

wouldn't be able to wed Prince Harry and live the fairytale life she hopes to achieve.

Markle was given a list of demands and can't fulfill it and may have just sealed her fate.

While it may seem like a storybook living, glass slippers and gowns, being part of the

royal family comes with a great deal of commitment.

For Markle, this means she'd have to put on her best performance yet to act the part

that's very different from who she really seems to be.

She's lived a completely different life up until her engagement – her second one

after having been married once before from 2011 to 2013.

It's questionable just how long she'll last in this lifestyle since she must follow

the queen's orders to be married to Harry, who is in line to the throne.

According to Express, Markle will be forced to follow certain royal rules and traditions

once she marries Harry and it may be difficult for her.

On top of the hard and fast protocols that come with being a member of the Royal Family,

there are also quirks and traditions she will have to get to know.

So what should the Suits actress expect if she marries into the British Royal Family?

The couple will need the permission of the Queen to wed

This is because of Prince Harry's position in line to the throne.

The rule dates back to 1701, when the Act of Settlement was passed to prevent a Catholic

from getting the crown.

However, rules have been updated so that now the Queen only needs to grant permission to

the first six members of the Royal Family – at the moment this is Prince Charles,

Prince William, Prince George, Princess Charlotte, Prince Harry and Prince Andrew.

Meghan's wedding bouquet will be chosen for her

Or at least it will to some degree.

Every royal bride since Queen Victoria has had myrtle in her wedding bouquet.

It is not just any myrtle, but is from the shrub planted by Queen Victoria at Osborne

House on the Isle of Wight.

Myrtle symbolizes chastity, marital fidelity and good luck and love in marriage.

Meghan also has little say over her wedding ring

From the Queen Mother right through to the Duchess of Cambridge, royal brides have worn

wedding bands containing Welsh gold.

Like the myrtle, this isn't just any Welsh gold, but gold that comes from the same nugget

mined in North Wales.

Welsh gold is three times more valuable than other types of gold.

This next rule is one that Markle has already broken and not only went against the Queen's

list in doing so, she angered much of America back at home, having proven herself to be

against President Donald Trump.

While she plans to become a citizen of Great Britain once she marries into the royal family,

she shouldn't forget where she came from especially is she ends up returning to the

U.S. in the event that she gets divorced – which many Americans seem to think is a great possibility.

Express explains:

Meghan will have to keep her political views private.

The Suits actress has been vocal about political issues in the past, sharing a post to Instagram

which appeared to be anti-Brexit, and slating Donald Trump.

Members of the Royal Family have no such freedom and are expected to stay politically neutral.

Meghan should perfect her curtsey

The Queen and other members of the Royal Family are sticklers for etiquette, and bow or curtsey

to each other depending on rank both in public and private.

The rules are complicated and were last updated when Kate Middleton married William.

The Order of Precedence, which sets out the rules on who must curtsey to who is likely

to be updated if Meghan joins the family.

Where each member of the family stands in relation to the Queen for photos, and who

arrives first to events, is also dictated by the Order of Precedence.

She didn't just break the political opinion rule, she and Harry have done a lot with their

engagement that goes against tradition.

The world isn't just watching their engagement and digging into Merkle's past to find out

more about this soon-to-be royal, we will all be watching to see how long she lasts

in this role once the rice tossed at their wedding settles.

She's entering into a completely different life and culture, far from where she came

from, and it might be a really hard adjustment for her.

Time will tell.

While he wish them the best, we also just hope that both she and Harry know what they

are getting into.

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DZIDZIO Контрабас (FULL HD) - ПРЕМ'ЄРА! - Duration: 1:24:19.

All my life I dreamt to be a great artist.

As a child, I already had such a strong voice that a glass cracked under its power.

And my ear was so quick that I could fart out

any melody without a single mistake.

Any!

So my mom sent me to a music school, and I sang like a nightingale.

Who won all competitions and festivals? Huh?

Hahaha. Me for sure! Yeah!

But all that had its price.

Mom went to work in Portugal.

And I faced a voice break.

So whatís up now? Iím building a house for momís money.

You canít even imagine how sheís eating my head off.

She checks every dime, suspects me of pigeoning her.

Every single day she reminds me that itís her, who is building the house. And what am I doing?

Iím observing the buildersí work at her expense.

Well, yeah, sheís investing money, but thatís not quite fair.

Itís easy for her to say that, as she works in Portugal, earns euros and invests them.

But is it ok that I invest all my love into every corner of the house?

That all my soul is stuffed into every baseboard? That doesnít count.

She says that if itís her money, any idiot could build. Build what?

Boxes like all those hillbillies have? Iíve built a masterpiece!

All the newlyweds come to take selfies in front of the house.

But mom put the house in her name, not even registering me as a tenant.

She said: ìFind a job, earn money, give me a half of it. And then Iíll register youî.

I didnít get the joke. What kind of a job should I get?

Mixing cement, perhaps?

So that people will laugh at me when Iím on stage?

No way! This house has almost killed my career!

Thatís it! From now on, I am investing all of her money in myself,

into my dream ñ to become a great artist. And you know what?

I swear Iíll become one.

DZIDZIO KONTRABASS

Well, mom, congrats, my dear! We finished building it.

What, everything?

The whole house, take a look.

Show me more!

I canít now, Iíll be late for work.

Aha, well, well, what job is it?

What do you mean ëwhat jobí, Iím very popular

and booked out for corporate events almost every day.

Where do you think I got the cash from to finish it all?

With the money you sent? Hahaha.

Yeah, with your own money, you bet!

And the Dolce&Gabbana suit cost 1.5 grand.

Wait, have I missed the boat, are you trying to fool me again!?

Fool youÖwhat are you on about, mom?

Look, soon Iíll be a rich person sending you money. And guess what, I bought a car.

What car, for what money?

Donít worry, itís not yours. Well, I gotta go, see ya!

DonítÖ donít you hang up!

Yulik.

What the hell is that rich kid doing here?

Did you promise him the moon?

<i>"SECURITY"</i>

I didnít. Heís just fishing for a job in our company. He wants to be security.

Is he strapped for cash?

SO, weíve agreed, I pay you a hundred for both a driver and security, right?

No problem, you can take him but youíll be paying him from your own cash.

Right, ok.

You know, itís not reallyÖ itís not working out for you to come with us.

Youíre a liar, dude.

The budget is just scarce.

Are you a bullhead?

Why?

What are you doing?

I'm security.

Letís repeat step by step.

Youíre the driver right now.

You drive me to the event,

get yourself out of the car and become a security guard.

You quickly run around and open the door for me.

Itís not cool for an artist to open the door himself.

You take the microphone and the cord, and we move on.

Dude, donít screw up, itís your first job, donít mess up, use your noodle.

Microphone, Yulik.

Hurry up, Yulik, people are waiting.

See how a normal suit hits home?

Whose car is this? Come here, you clown!

Ahh! Excuse me!

Iím sorry! Donít beat my driver, please.

So thatís your clunker? Come here!

Security! Security!

Donít stretch my suit! Itís Dolce&Gabbana!

Ah, Dolce&Gabbana, you say?

There's your Dolce! There's your Gabbana!

Dude, you owe me three grand!

I donít have this money!

I donít care a groat where you get the money from!

Youíve got three days or Iíll drive you out in the woods and bury you, got it?

Three days, got it?!

Why the hell are you crying!?

SuckíurityÖ

Dzidzio, I donít know. Iíve never spoken to anyone on Skype before.

Look, keep your hands like this and just do nothing.

Just repeat what I told you.

Are you hanging up on me!?

Auntie Halya, auntie Halya, itís not Dzidzio, itís me, Yulik.

Weíre in a big mess. Dzidzio has been taken to the army.

How!?

He was singing at a party, thatís how.

Two guys in uniform arrived and grabbed him right off the stage.

They said they wonna three thousand euro to release him.

Ah, you need three thousand euros.

- Yeah, auntie Halya. - Where are you now?

What do you mean? At your place, right on the couch.

Holy cow! Itís my house?! And itís how it looks like?!

Get up! Get up!

I said get up! Look me in the eyes! Look in momís eyes!

Whereís all my money gone?! I work hard!

You dumbhead! Which camera did you turn on?

Do you hear me?! I wonít give you a penny!

Thatís it, Iím bankruptÖ

Oh, Father, please help meÖ

Itís only three thousand euros ñ a piece of cake for you.

Hereís the deal, I unfold a sheet,

close my eyes, count to three,

and you put the money right here.

Címon.

One, two, three.

<i>ìHow to earn money by smuggling?î</i>

What we do: we buy cigarettes here, bring them to Poland and sell them.

Everything in one day: we earn money and pay back the debts.

Got the drift?

Thereís only one problem.

Where do we get the money to buy them? We need an investor.

Hey, Dzidzio, I wanted to talk to you.

Can I be an investor?

Come here, Yulik.

An investor is the one with the lettuce. Do you have cash?

Nope.

Cut it out. Stop talking nonsense. Youíd better mull over some big shots around.

Well, Lyamur is always in funds.

I know.

His dad is a priest. I wonder if he'd be that cool without his dad.

Donít you tell me about him, I wonít lick his boots.

I heard you wanted to work in our firm. I thought about it. Well, you may.

I donít want to be suckíurity.

Not suckíurity, youíll be an investor.

Whatís that?

It's the best thing out there: you put money, earn and have a long purse.

And whatís needed?

Look, first you need 20 thousand Hryvnias and letís roll!

Are you kidding? I donít have even that much.

What do you mean? Youíre not an investor then. You need to have money.

Son!

Son! Iím heading off to Kyiv urgently. For three days.

Iíll be back on Sunday before the service.

Lock the church, peopleís money is stored there.

Well, God speed!

You see fellas, I donít know where to get the money.

Not so fast. Letís think a little what you can do.

Do you know where your dad keeps the money?

Oh no, I wonít ever do that.

Dudes, I guess Iíll wait here.

Suckíurity.

Where is it?

- Go bump it. - I canít.

Gimme the key.

Lord, stop swearing, please.

I understand itís not right.

But donít you see Iím in a great need. Iím not stealing, Iíll give it back.

Jeez, why are you cursing me?

Why donít you believe me? What should I do to persuade you?

Why are you picking on me?

ìMeîÖ sorry, îweî. Yulik and Lyamur,

weíre borrowing money from you, Lord.

We promise to pay it back with interest in three days.

Here, take a receipt from me.

Weíre finally done.

But Dzidzio, itís peopleís money.

Donít you get it? We didn't steal it but borrowed for three days.

DzidzioÖ Dzidzio! Thatís bad, Dzidzio.

Thatís not right, Iíve changed my mind. Letís put it back.

Stop whining and moaning! Look!

For you personally, Iím starting the timer for three days. Weíll pay back on Sunday.

- Do you have cigarettes? - Iím done with cigarettes.

Oh, come onÖ Canít you say you donít, without bristling up and flossing?

You damned big-head.

Hey, may I have a hundred of those red cartons, please?

Money?

Did you beg it near the church?

Smuggling to Poland?

No way! For personal use. How do you know?

Itís written all over you. Listen, dudes, it has been shut down.

The customs is idle, no one tries. You wonít cut it.

Donít listen to that crone.

A wiseass reporting from noplaceville on all that customs stuff?

Laugh all you want.

And Iíll laugh if you come round the notorious Claw.

Gee, never heard of him?

Not in the know? Thereís an inspector at the customs, with a long fingernail.

People named him Claw because of that.

He feels contraband for a mile away with that nail.

He comes to a car and immediately figures out if there is something.

Or goes ëknock-knockí and sends you to an inspection pit.

Stop scaring me! Iíll do anything I want with my stuff. Or I may fix him up.

Huh. Fix him up. He doesnít take bribes and lives off his salary.

He has shut down all contraband. I have to close down my business because of him!

Hell with you, damned Claw! I wish all your danged nails will fall off!

Whatís the problem, dude?

Whatís the problem?! Heard about Claw?

Yeah, so what?

The point is that he checks everyone, frisks and shakes down every car.

Damn, so what are we gonna go?

Listen, my dad passes him on the regs, and heís never been checked.

Maybe thatís because your dad is a priest?

Can I, can I?

No, you canít.

See how the uniform works? Thank you, Lordy.

<i>QUEEN</i>

<i>Hands off my flower!</i>

What are you doing, chump?

Weíre clergy people. So no chicks. Wanna get us busted, huh?

The last one.

Whew, finally.

And what about this?

Give it to me, come here.

Iíll stuff some here.

Alyona!

What the hell is that?

Why would you care? Mushroom pickers got lost. Pack faster, dudes.

Alyona!

Alyona!

Oh gosh, Dzidzio, itís that jerk.

Who?

- Well, we owe himÖ - Letís get outta here!

Alyona! Stop!

Thatís it, Iíll bury you for sure!

- So who was that dude? - Well, heÖ

A sick one. That dork wanted to crash our car.

You should have stopped and knocked him out.

You stop.

Are you damned crazy?

Stop the car, I wanna pee.

Ok, I stop and you pee. And then you poop on top of it if he catches up with us.

Iíll pee on the seat then.

Donít you dare! Donít you even dare!

If you drip a single splash Iíll kill you!

Take this and pee here.

What shall I do with this? Hey, take your udder away from me!

Stop jacking around and give it to me. Damn you.

Open the window!

I canít hear you, speak louder!

What the hell are you doing?

Whatever I want! None of your business! Show him our spinning reel, Yulik.

Iíll shove this finger up your ass, dude.

Buzz off, you old fart!

Break-break!

- Operation ìMess-upî! - Roger!

C'mon! Move faster!

Gotcha, honeys! Try some carbide!

Damn, itís over for us!

Come on! Don't stop!

Face down, all of you!

Hi! Iím Alyona.

I beg your pardon, miss, how did you get into our car?

I was escaping and hid in your trunk.

This bastard wanted to kill me and bury in the woods.

I escaped by pure miracle, I ran fast and suddenly saw your carÖ

Iím so happy to meet youÖ

Let me kiss you.

- You canít! - Why not?

Hey, cutie, turn around.

Why were fishermen beating you?

Theyíre godless Satanists.

Went crazy in broad daylight.

I seeÖ

Yulik. Father Yulik, how about driving on a front seat?

- Nope, thanks. - Letís change.

- No, weíd better not. - Why, címon!

- Iím ok here. - Come on! - I said no.

Itís too crowded.

Whereíre you heading?

Weíre on Godís assignment. Pardon, where should we drop you at?

At my grannyís place in the nearest village. Will you give me a ride?

Once again, weíre busy, we have no time, sorry.

Dude, letís give her a ride, okay?

Please! Arenít you holy fathers?

ArkadyichÖ you alive?

Hey farts, any red ìPassatî seen here?

Yeah. You are who?

A cockatoo. A friend.

Ouch! My ass!

Thank you so much.

I will tell the world about the kind priests I met.

Donít you do thatÖ Bless you.

She left her backpack. Iíll give it back.

Donít! Stop, Yulik!

Donít you see, this chick is nothing but problems!

Stay seated, Yulik!

Iíll cut your balls off, wankers.

Jeez, Iíve starved to death.

PIDTEMNE "A feast on your table"

Lord, hereís the deal, I close my eyes, count to three,

and you put food in my hand.

One, two, three.

What are you doing here, Father? Come with me.

You are probably tired, I will feed you. Letís go.

Go where?

To the house. Iíll feed you, you might be hungry.

Itís good for digestion, you know?

YeahÖ

Will 350 be ok, father?

Let it be 500.

Come with me, people are waiting.

Father, start please.

Sorry? Start chanting!

Many Years! Many Years!

Father, what are you singing?

- Whatís wrong? - Shouldnít it be ìMemory Eternalî?

Thatís for old-timers, I sing the new way. Stay out!

Many Years! Many Years!

Hell, what are you doing?

- I brought your backpack! - Thanks! Letís get out of here.

Wait, Iím not caking. Iím rich, Iím an investor.

Iíll have wads of money soon. I can tell your grandma about us if you wish.

Naah, letís get out of here!

For health!

For salvation!

Many Years!

Volume down, Father. Heís dead.

- Ivan died. - Stepan, not Ivan.

Ok, let it be Stepan.

The poor man wanted to live. Forgive him if he offended any of you.

What nonsense are you talking? He did not offend anyone.

I didnít mean he offended you personally!

He was a very good man.

Stop meddling! You egghead.

- Wanna take my place? - Jeez, no.

- You know better than me? - Nope.

- Off with you! - Why...?

Why, why?! Go boss around at your own funeral!

Get outta here or Iíll kick ya out! A goddamned boss!

Why are you gloomy? Cheer up!

Many Years!

Many Years!

- Hands off! - Oh, come on.

Hey? Dude, leave her alone.

- Or what? - Or youíll be buried.

- By whom? By you? - No, by him.

Many Years! Many Years!

Bravo!

This new pope has a strong voice.

What are you looking at? It's my boss! Am I right? May I go?

Jeez, Vasyl, I gave him money!

Youíre a stupid fool! Get that scoundrel!

Stop! Stop!

My momís calling.

Stop, you!

- Letís drive! - But we canít go without Dzidzio!

Damn, where is he?

For sure, heís gonna bury Dzidzio.

Where is she? Where?

What are you doing, bastard?!

So you lost your heads over a chick, machos?

A visit to granny, damn it! And you trust her?!?

Dzidzio!

Dzidzio, what? I still smell that swindler!

Just a second.

Get outta here! We need to talk.

Holy Father, please drive me to my grandpa.

I brought you to your grandma already. Now you go on foot.

Get the hell outta here. Get out!

You wonít leave a poor lady alone in the field, will you?

Oh, you poor little lamb. Weíll fall asleep and you rob us blind.

Shove off! Damned swindler!

Oh really? Look whoís talking! You think Iím a bumbling idiot?

Youíre no more a priest than I am... an African queen!

So what?

Nothing! You either drive me to grandpa or theyíll meet you at the border.

Trying to scare donkey with a carrot? Hahaha! Donít scare me!

Ok, no problem. Listen, I need to call my buddy, a custom inspector.

You probably know him. His name is Claw.

- So where does your grandpa live? - Up we go!

So you say you know Claw?

Yeah, my mate works for him as a driver.

Is he impossible to firm with?

Not really, once he was ok and took bribes like everyone.

He has loads of money.

- Really? - Yep. Heaps of money.

But once there was some trouble, Iím not really in the know.

People say someone cursed him of something.

Are you nuts? What are you telling about?

Itís not me, people are telling.

They say he doesnít sleep at night and hunts thoseÖ

how to sayÖ

contraband smugglers...

Yeah, right. Contraband smugglers.

They say heís a werewolf now.

We arrived.

- Where? - At your place.

Which place? Weíre not there yet.

Grandpaís house is up there. We need to drive a bit more.

You go on foot, princess ñ your crown will be safe.

- Iíll lead you. - Donít dare!

Give me five minutes, Iíll pay a quick visit to my grandpa, and then we drive further.

Listen, gal.

Iím not gonna wait for you here, sabe?

Holy Father, would you really abandon me here?

You bet!

But I can make a single short call andÖ

Just go, damn you.

Showed up like a bad penny.

- Well, machos. - Well, what?

She knows everything about us. Sheís pressuring me, threatening me with Claw.

So she knows weíre not priests?

Donít dare getting out! Whereíre you going? Yulik!?

Get off her, dude, I saw her first.

You get off. I doubt you know how to deal with chicks.

Whatcha gonna do with her?

Come here, you snotnose!

Say that again!

- Wait, what the hell is that? - Thatís Alyona!

What the hell is going on here?!

All day long Nana

sang to Pops a cradle-song.

Nana never was a noob

lulling Pops with tasty boob.

What a good voice you have!

I know, thanks.

She has suffered for three days till she gave birth.

Poor lamb.

Thank you so much, Father.

Letís drink to you and the newborn.

We donít drink alcohol, actually. But we can take a sip on such a great day.

- Hands off! - Why? - Who will drive?

Cheers!

Oh, ladiesí eyes,

where have you learned to drive people crazy?

I guess we gotta say goodbye and go, Father.

Where is she?

What the hell are you doing at the wheel?

Oh, man. I guess we blew a tire.

- It's your fault? - No, no! - So who's guilty?!

- Miss Alyona, what shall we do? - No idea.

Why are you asking the chick? How would she know?

Iíd beat the hell out of you! You are lucky you were born a chick.

<i>Vulcanization</i>

<i>Vulcanization</i>

Cool wheels, Father. A contraband legend.

If you only knew how many cigarettes I brought to Poland in this car.

Till Claw impounded it.

Whoís that goddamned Claw?

Oh, he once was a dream inspector!

Everyone passed and earned.

No checks. Both he and the contraband smugglers had no hassle.

But once he lost his marbles. He shut down all contraband overnight.

I was the only one who kept a job.

But how?

Youíre long-nosed.

I have a tunnel under the river.

Youíre a gambler, Father. I donít get the joke.

Royal flush. 100 blocks in one go.

Wanna hit the jackpot?

So what? Iím strapped for cash.

Whoís not?

Itís not gonna work!

Want my help? I can move it through the tunnel.

I get 80%, you get 20%.

Just kidding. 20% - for me, 80% - for you.

WellÖ That sounds ok.

- Deal? - Deal!

Iím Carl.

Get outta the car!

Meet Carl, heís my partner!

Gimme some time and Iíll fix everything. Go to my office.

There's some coffee, tea and sugar on the shelf. Serve yourselves.

Címon, letís go.

Yulik, Lyamur, you go first! Move on!

Hey! Are you crazy? Heís fooling you!

Get lost!

- Your partner Carl looks fishy! - Heís a normal person! Unlike you!

Bug off! And say hello to Claw for me. Bye-bye!

- Idiot! - Miss Olena..!? - Freeze!

Why are you chasing her? Debasing yourself?

You think she wants you? Dude, she sets you at naught.

Let me go!

Iíll teach you whatís what, bastard! You forgot we owe money?

I donít care a scrap.

Oh, really? Whatís about you being killed and buried? No scrap either?

No scrap!

Man, you lost your mind over this chick.

All wars happen because of that, you fool.

I hate to tell you this, but listen to me, dude!

Do you know they were smooching?

- Her and Lyamur? - Damn right! Heavily, with their tongues.

He was groping her boobs, and she wasnít even fighting back.

Sit down.

I wouldnít lie to you. Take it easy, they're all sluts.

Here, have a sip, that will help.

Chill. Címon, címon! There you are.

Hey, guys! Got screwed big time? Yeah?!

What happened?

Your new partner is a swindler, he stole your car.

- How come? - He just did it.

We blew a tire because of him. Look what I found down the road. See?

A good man, a good manÖ By the way, I told you.

Miss Alyona, I love you even though youíre a slut.

Say that again?

Dad will skin me alive for sure. Thatís all your fault.

Dad will kill me for this money. You understand that you stole peopleís money?

First, not me but us. Second, we did not steal, we borrowed it!

- Right, to pay out the debt! - What debt?

Three grand. We smashed that creepís car at the wedding.

Three grand? And what was I supposed to get out of it?

Iím a dupe, not an investor then. Did you want to take me for a ride?

Thatís not it, keep your shirt on!

You too! He wanted to fool us both!

Hell, what?

You lied to me about Alyonaís going with him, didnít you?

Oh well, I see.

You are jealous of me because I got the moves.

And whoíre you?

You are nobody, you know why? Coz' youíre a damned waste!

Enough! Thatís it. Iíll shift for myself, and you go fly a kite!

- You go first, bloody swindler! - Go to blazes!

Dontcha see what youíve done?

Dad will come tomorrow, and villagers will count the money before the service.

Can you imagine what will happen if they find the box empty?

We leftÖ the receipt.

Lord, the receipt in the box is such a damned shame.

Iíll never wash it offÖ Lord, I give up.

Holy Father,

please, letís strike a deal once againÖ

I close my eyes and count to three. Ok? I beg you!

One, two, threeÖ

Open the door!

- Whatís up, man? - Open the bloody door!

Easy there!

Open the door, damn you! Why on earth did you steal my car?

Hell no, dudes, you asked me to bring your cigarettes to Poland.

Hell what?

I was to bring your cigarettes to Poland.

Donít you remember me? Iím your partner Carl!

- Any luck? - Whereís the money?

No dice.

Hell, what? Come again?

Claw flooded the tunnel!

Bastard!

Why the devil are you blowing tires?

You piece of crap!

How am I supposed to survive in this hicksville?

Get in the car!

Ok, as you like! So you can go with him!

Stop! Stop there!

Damn it!

Do you need money?

Drive me somewhere and youíll get what you want.

Once again, if you are slow. Iím going to the customs.

Iím not turning anywhere. My job is done.

Ok, Iíll tell you the truth.

Well, I donít care.

There is no granny, no grandpa.

The dude whoís chasing me is my husband. He works as a driver for Claw.

Thatís just great! The princess made her head sing! Anything else?

He needs neither you nor me, he needs this.

- A key? - Yep.

Damned liar you areÖ Keep it up!

Listen to me!

Claw has a red bag for bribes he receives. He keeps it in one of his houses.

My husband wants to snitch this bag.

Why the hell are you lying? Is it easier for you to lie?

Hell no, listen up, please! When Claw gave up taking bribes,

my husband was forced to live off a salary.

He used to live comfortably and enjoy chicks, parties and booze.

But then no money left, so he became furious.

He often lost temper. And his wife was the closest one to snap at.

The damned bastard started beating me.

Good for him! I would do the same. Nice job!

All in all, I was pretty sick of all this stuff and ran away stealing the key.

Itís a small compensation for all his abuse.

Whereís that house?

The point is that I donít know whereís that house.

Thatís why I took you from one village to another.

Dudes, listen, thereís a single house left!

I donít believe you.

- Gimme the key. - No way!

You help me, and Iíll share it with you.

Careful or youíll break it.

So? Whereís the bag?

In the cellar.

Itís over for you, chick! Come here!

Come on!

Hands off!

On your knees! Knee down, I said!

Me? Iím divorcing you, for the record.

No problem! Letís divide our property as well.

I beg your pardon, but what are you going to do?

Get divorced. Any objections, Holy Father?

Just asking.

Then sit tight and shut up.

Youíre a darned liar. I got screwed once again.

Brawn instead of brain?

There's no other way of dealing with you, damned swindler.

You stole my dream along with that key.

Seriously? Thatís you who stole my youth, scoundrel!

Stop screaming at me, Iím sick of your hysterics!

- Boozer! - Goose!

- Manwhore! - Itís enough! Iíll shoot you up!

- Over my dead body! - No problem.

I thought he hit you.

- Whatís that sound? - Well, did you get the bag?

Here you are.

And donít you get on my nerves, dig it?

Iím away to the customs.

Why are you laying?! Get up and letís go!

Sheís coming with us.

No way.

Dzidzio, she told us the truth. That dude is her husband, he wanted to kill her.

Move on!

Am I a man or a wimp? Iím not scared.

Get up, newlyweds, we arrived.

Hey, look!

Up to the inspection pit!

- Do something! - Do something!

Stop, you wrongdoer!

I know damned everything about you.

About your bribes, your three houses,

the red bag you hide in the cellar.

You hear me? Thereíll be no relief for you on this Earth, day or night.

Come with me.

How do you know about the bag?

God is up there and sees everything!

Jeez, itís a miracle! How did you find out?

I beg you, listen to me, Father!

- Hands off! - Father, I need to confess!

I took bribes!

Wouldnít you take them if people gave them to you?

Oh, I had loads of money!

I didnít know how to spend it so I started putting it the bag.

And thatís when all the curse fell down on me.

I lost my sleep, I canít sleep at all.

I got older!

Look at me! Iím only 35.

Iím living in fear.

I have diarrhea.

Can you imagine, Iíve had the runs for a year already!

I scream with pain!

Iíve tried everything. Doctors, witches ñ nothing helps.

I remembered. Yes, I remembered!

Once a contraband smuggler was crossing the border.

He was carrying icons, not cigarettes. I made huge money that time.

But itís not right!

Sure not! Iíve got troubles since then.

But now I know what I should do.

This dirty money should go for good.

Take it, take it.

I knew you would come. I took this bag from the cellar yesterday.

Take that curse off me, Father.

Sit on your knees comfortably,

breathe in clean air through your nose and repeat after me.

- I - I

- Wonít - Wonít

- Do this anymore - Do this anymore.

Now you need to breathe in deeply.

I forgive your sins!

Sorry, whereís the toilet?

Father.

Right, thanks.

Lord, is that you?

Donít worry, I just touched it.

As agreed, I will pay you back the exact sum I borrowed.

Oh, sure, I will add some interest.

Donít be so nervous!

Youíd better ask me! God, youíre acting like a man.

Are you ready, Father? Everything ok?

The car will take you, hereís my driver.

Drive Father to the church. Heís got an important mission.

- You donít need to, Iíll go on foot. - No, no, no.

- Donít knock yourself out! - No, no. Thereís a car.

I guess we took the wrong road.

This way is faster.

I heard thereís a great artist in your neighborhood. Do you know him?

Yes.

He owes me three grand, still hasnít paid it back. Do you know where he lives?

I donít but I heard he moved to Portugal to live with his mom.

Well, Iíll get him there.

Wrath is a huge sin. You should know how to forgive.

No problem. Iíll catch him, beat him dead, bury him and afterwards forgive him.

Did you think I wouldnít recognize you, damned mongler?

Get outta her, bloody artist!

Stop. Put the bag down.

Back off.

Iíve been searching for it for quite a while.

Thatís my retirement benefits. Boss went crazy and decided to become honest.

Have I promised him to work my fingers to the bone for just a bare salary?

On your knees!

May I have the last wish?

I wanna call my mom. Please!

Ok, do it.

Donít be long, Iíve no time, hurry up!

Hello, mom?

Why have you ignored my calls for so long?

Iím nervous, I canít sleep. Iím engulfed with dreadful thoughts.

Whew, thank Heaven youíre ok.

I just thought you would shout at me

because I spent your money on a phone, a car, a suit, a microphone.

I just wanted to become a great performer - thatís my childhood dream, mom!

Please forgive me, mom!

Oh, child, forgive me for going to Portugal

and leaving you alone.

You'll never imagine what mess Iíve gotten into, Iíll never fix it.

Everything can be fixed, only time passes for good.

Only now I understood I lost the most precious thing ñ being with you.

Giving my child motherly warmth and love every single minute

...and watching you chasing your dream!

I love you so much, and I believe in you, my son!

DamnÖ the receipt!

<i>"Time is up"</i>

Forgive me.

I donít get it, how Claw let you go?

Can you beat it? They didnít find a single pack during the search.

What?!

Damn yeah, not a single pack!

Thank you, Carl!

Gimme the key to the church.

I found a nice offer for you. A VIP tour. 20 thousand dollars.

Ok. Why so cheap? Money is not an issue.

Lord, is it You?

Whatcha saying, Lord?

Are you apprising me to take some wads for promotion?...

Oh, thatís enough, thatís enough.

I would never think of that. Thank you.

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"HOW TO QUIET YOUR MIND" - Spoken Word Poetry by Sulema Pimentel - Duration: 2:11.

You go through your day

with an overactive mind

thinking about unnecessary things

that make you feel misaligned.

These thoughts you think

they don't really matter

they drain your energy

and make you feel scattered.

But how do you quiet your mind?

When you're so addicted to thinking

and the mental noise is so loud

that you feel yourself sinking.

It starts with PURE AWARENESS.

Stop and observe the thoughts you think

and pay close attention

to the thoughts that make you shrink

Thoughts that's make you shrink

they're not who you truly are

so make the separation

You are not your mind's thoughts.

Stop giving these thoughts attention

and they'll lose control over you

this will create space

for the true you to come through.

The true you

is the observer behind your thoughts

this conscious observer is God,

it's time we connect the dots.

To get to this deep space

your mind must be quiet

And if that's still a challenge for you

try using your breath to bring silence.

You can quiet your mind by

focusing on your breathing

this shifts our attention from our mind

on over to something with true meaning.

Our breath gives us life

and it helps anchor us in the present moment

it distracts us from thinking

and we start feeling life's enjoyment.

From this point forward

when your compulsive mind reactivates

shift your focus to your breathing,

and you'll change your conscious state.

It's time for you to start living

but first you must let your wounds heal

be willing to let go

be willing to really feel.

Feel the good that is inside of you

feel the love that is in your heart

feel the joy that is in your spirit

and feel the DIVINE BEING that you truly are.

Thank you!